#ron and draco are elevator buddies

[innuendork]

Ron: Hermione, Rosie! Guess what happened! Hahahaha! I encountered Malfoy in the elevator today

Hermione: -as every day

Ron: And you know, we had a small talk on the way up to the 17th floor.

Hermione: I'm pretty sure any dictionary isn't strong enough to cover the meaning of "small talk" in your sentence.

Ron: Apparently, little Scorpius has grown up and will enable Draco to become a "father-in-law" in the near future. And Draco already looked like a much older and grumpy geezer! I almost consoled him. Poor old man!

Rose: Maybe he'll be consoled to learn that his future co-father-in-law is his elevator buddy.

Ron*betrayed*: What? Which elevator buddy?!

Rose:

Ron: Oh you mean me! For a second I thought the poor man has another elev-

Ron: Oh you mean me...

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