Ruby Rose VS
The Nefarious Five
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Ruby: An abandoned warehouse? In this economy?
Cinder: Ah, if it isn't Ruby Rose! We've been expecting you.
Ruby: We? Have you been talking to your Maiden half again?
Cinder: Allow me to introduce you to... THE NEFARIOUS FIVE!
Ruby: (Gasps) Roman Torchwick?!
Ruby: Neopolitan?!
Ruby: Mercury Black?!
Ruby: Emerald Sustrai?!
Ruby: Oh my god... My greatest arch-nemeses!
Ruby: And Emerald!
Emerald: Oh- C-Come on! You didn't have to say it like that!
Mercury: We already came up with the name and she already replied to the e-mail, so...
Roman: You're outmatched, Little Red! With all five of us fighting together, there's nothing you can do!
Ruby: I like those odds! One butt-kicking coming right up!
BOOF! POINK! THWACK! POW! SLAP!
Ruby: Ugh...
Roman: Told ya.
Ruby: Fuck...
Mercury: Wow, you really went for it, huh?
Ruby: Agh... My ears burn...
Mercury: I mean, no thought, no plan; you just jumped right into it.
Ruby: Alright, you won that round.
Cinder: What did you expect, Ruby Rose? With the combined strength of myself and Mercury, the tenacity of Neopolitan, the cunning of Roman... and Emerald-
Emerald: Again, what the fuck?
Cinder: You simply cannot win.
Ruby: Oh, is that right? Well I didn't hear no bell!
FWOOSH! BANG! SLIKT! SHUCK! THWUMP!
Ruby: Ring ring! Alright, there's the bell... There it is...
Roman: Oof! Tonight's not your night.
Neo: (Holds sign) "I ALMOST FEEL BAD FOR HER"
Cinder: Ruby, maybe you should assess the scene better? There are five of us and only one of you, and you usually struggle with your team to bring only ONE of us down!
Ruby: Fuck you, Emerald!
Emerald: I didn't even say anything!
Ruby: (Thinking) Alright, this is bad. But there's gotta be some way for me to win this... Wait! I got it!.
Ruby: Alright, guys, you got me. But let me ask you this. Who's really in charge he-
RME: Cinder.
Neo: "CINDER"
Cinder: Me.
Ruby: FUCK!
Roman: I mean, face it, kid; she's stronger than all of us combined. It only makes sense that she's in charge.
Cinder: Well, we have her. Now what do you think we should do?
Mercury: Fuck that! Let's kick her ass!
Cinder: And what ass, pray tell, is there left to kick? I mean she's- Oh god, she's trying again.
Ruby: BANZAAAI!
PLEASE! NO! MORE! ONOMATOPOEIA! PLEASE!
Ruby: Koff! Koff! Ogh... I can feel my liver...
Roman: What's this? Her wallet?
Ruby: Oh no! My secrets!
Roman: Ah, don't worry about it, kid. Now that you're here, I don't think any of us care about you getting all lovey with this blond guy here. He looks like just some fucking guy.
Ruby: You mean Jaune Arc, my love interest who lives across the hall from me and has a bee sting allergy?
CRMNE: ...
Ruby: ...Shit.
Mercury: Okay, that's definitely brain damage.
Cinder: I'm.... honestly at a loss for words here. I didn't think we would win, and now that we have, I don't know what to do! What do we do now?
Roman: Let's just take what we came for and go.
Mercury: I wanna shoot her!
Cinder: Okay, that sounds-
Mercury: I wanna shoot her with my foot!
Cinder: ...I mean, I get what you-
Mercury: Because my foot is a gun!
Cinder: No, no, let's focus because we... We didn't come here for anything! We just showed up to kick Ruby Rose's ass and, well, we did it! We kicked her ass!
Roman: Well, what should we do then?
Cinder: I dunno. Does anybody need any crates?
Ruby: Psst! Hey! Hey, Emerald!
Emerald: What?
Ruby: You didn't do dick!
Emerald: Oh, fuck you!
Ruby: No, like, seriously, what do you even do?
Emerald: You know what I fucking do! I do it all the god damn time! Watch!
Emerald: (Turns into Ruby)
"Ruby": Look at me! I'm Ruby Rose! I'm back on my feet to try to beat you guys up, hee hee~!
CRMN: ...
Roman: Well, well, looks like Little Red is... She has... She...
Roman: Fuck the witty retorts. I'm just gonna fucking kill you, idiot.
"Ruby": Uh oh.
GOD! DAMN! IT! END! IT!
Ruby: Oh so that's what that looked like.
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