#rip staff bot

[zenkaiankokuart]

NOTICE: The Daycare Attendant is the only animatronic permitted within the Daycare Play Area. All other robotics are prohibited.

...Seriously, this is getting expensive.

-Management

Sun's fine with other animatronics. In fact, he loves making new friends! But I don't recommend entering the Daycare. Very few bots who do, ever leave.

#fnaf sb #fnaf sun #sundrop #daycare attendant #unhinged sun #something in him just snaps when he sees another bot in HIS daycare #security gone haywire? #or is it something much deeper than that? #rip staff bot

[fnafsbheadcanon]

I feel like we don't hear this blog's views too frequently, it's mainly other tumblrs headcanon sharing/dumping. So...what's your headcanons on...

*checks notes*

Pizzaplex opening day? Literally anything regarding that.

The opening day was disaster. Too many customers coming in because Fazbear entertainment thought it was good idea to sell beer in order to promote the opening. Meanwhile Freddy is mess up his lines in his room 2 minutes before performance, Bonnie accidentally overslept, Roxanne get some lip gloss on her hair and refuse to leave until somebody fix it, Glamrock Chica is being held back in her room by the Staff bot since she trying to get a drink of some of that beer. Meanwhile Monty is just drinking teaching five years old how to golf but they end up keeping trying to eat the golf clubs. Daycare Attendant is drowning in toddlers.

Lucky DJ music man end up saving the day with a beat that calm everything down so the opening wasn't a complete disaster and the Glamrock manage to perform their first show without farther delay. The only death was a unfortunate map bot who was standing at the front entrances of a bunch of beer crazy adults. The rest of staff bots are still traumatized from Freb's death on his first day on the job 😔

#fnaf security breach #fnaf headconons #fnaf glamrock freddy #fnaf glamrock chica #fnaf headcanons #fnaf hcs #fnaf glamrock bonnie #fnaf roxanne #fnaf monty gator #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf map bot #fnaf staff bot #fnaf hc #rip freb

[mxmuffin]

Local Hurricane, Utah father experiences Fazbear Entertainment™ brand horrors. His friends are not phased by this.

And bro thought 83' was gonna be the worst time in his life

Based on this tweet

The guys (left to right) are Jeremy, Jack aka Bonnie Bro (that's not his cannon name btw, just what I call him) and Michael

#jack after getting ripped apart by nightmare staff bots and then getting stuffed into one: #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #jeremy fitzgerald #bonnie bro #help wanted spoilers #i guess #fnaf technician

[lover-of-skellies]

Since I've had a bit of a new follower influx recently (likely from Twitter), a bit of a warning in advance

If your account is blank. If you do not have a profile picture or a header image. If you do not have a blog title or something written in the description area. If you have nothing reblogged, and there's no content anywhere in sight

I will block you

I'm on mobile, so you're technically only blocked from my main, but that doesn't mean I can't get on the computer and block you from here, too

Reason being that if you have nothing on your blog and it's totally empty, I'm gonna assume that you're a bot, and idk about you, but I'd rather not get my information stolen or have anything happen to any of my accounts/blogs

Not doing this to be mean or purposely single anyone out, either. This is for me, so I don't have to worry about anything happening. This is not an idle threat, either. This is a polite warning that I intend to follow through with

#not skeleton stuff #rambles #*sighs heavily* #i wouldn't have to do this is staff would get the bot problem under control #or if twitter peeps learned how to customize their blogs to make themselves NOT look like bots #not ripping on twitter peeps in general #most of you guys are ok. i don't mind you. i even like having you here #its just the ones who don't bother to make their blogs look like anything OTHER than bots that bug me a bit #if* not is #stupid autocorrect

[artschoolglasses]

Bless the actual real humans who followed me today. Because I just got an influx of bots and oh my god this is annoying.🙃

#Tumblr staff fix your shit! #come on! #I'm so tired of having to block and report all these damn bots myself #ugh #also rip to anyone who gets blocked accidentally #you should have made your blog look like a real person lived there #artschoolrambles

[1950schick]

@staff @support can y'all PLEASE do something about the darn porn bots that are following everyone and that are basically taking over results when you search for stuff ? It really isn't that fun...

#tumblr bots #tumblr problems #tumblr staff please #GET RID OF THEM #it makes me want to rip my hair out #it makes me want to leave tumblr #godamn it

[swordsmans]

i think someone who is shadowbanned reblogs some of my original posts every now and then so shouting out babygirl!!! just so you know!!! youre in the void!!!

#unless ur a bot in which case......... rip #but like!!! i can see likes/reblog numbers but the actual reblog itself is invisible/hidden which means ur shadowbanned #i think you can appeal with staff #again unless ur a bot in which case i am talking TO the void #whomst..... #gyro.txt

[braveburned]

the way I interpreted hw2 is — following the thought initially put forward by ruin that princess quest is the canon ending of sb, hw2 takes place concurrently with ruin ( if slightly before by like, the ending of hw2 and the beginning of ruin overlap ) where gregory is the protagonist and the gameplay is him and vanessa trying to put an end to glitchtrap for good who in turn sets the mimic free as one final fuck you ( and likely the hope that the mimic would .... y'know, mimic afton and thus continue to carry on his eternal existence of fear and misery )

#★ * OOC / brainrot for a sushi restaurant. ) #also I think VR career picker's existence implies that #fazbear as a whole has been creating copies of the minds of people who apply for jobs #and sticking those in the staff bots so they don't have to actually hire people #thus leaning into this 'dangers of AI' theme the pizzaplex books seem to have going on #but yeah ! that's my thought on hw2 #this isn't even beginning to get into the wizard which is its own insane theory that I don't know how to begin to explain 💀 #glitchtrap who in itself is a copy of william releasing the mimic hoping itll copy william only for the mimic to #scamper out of the pizzaplex and start ripping limbs off #that thing is NOT subtle in the books it has none of the pizzazz that william has LMAO #anyways posting this and running ! #I know saying gregory is the player character sounds like my gregory bias peeking through but I genuinely didn't think that #until the princess quest ending because the ONLY character outside vanessa we've seen have an association with pq Is Gregory #he is the only that plays it. consistently. #that + whenever you get a high score in a game you get a ggy achievement ..... #and it makes sense how his walkie would be in range of cassies at the end of ruin #there's a few other things I can't remember off the top of my head that point to it being gregory but

[woodsy-hoe]

blocking furious-catheter was tough ngl that’s a great url wasted on a bot 🤷🏻‍♀️

#like i almost wish i could have that url as a side blog lowkey but big tit bot has it rip #also why so many bot follows i’m getting tired of mass blocking everyday @staff like c’mon #becca speaks

[uglyshirtsinc]

Since you're a fellow believer of "They robbed us of Glamrock Bonnie cause he'd be the oh-too-powerful feral dad Gregory needed" imagine this scenario/AU;

The Security Breach DLC starring the little Blonde Girl with partially rebuilt Bonnie as her Robot Parent, except theyre the reverse of the Freddy/Gregory duo (the girl is the nice and sweet one and Bonnie shoots as a warning)

freddy's "come, gregory. you will be safe inside my cake hatch, they won't know you're there" meets bonnies "i will fuck every bitch in this restaurant up until theyre scared to even look in the direction of my kid"

#fnaf #asks #yall remember how withered bonnie was literally missing his face??? #can you imagine something akin to that ripping into whatever staff bots remain because they got a little too close to pigtails here??? #makes me remember when we thought freddy was gonna be a mecha we could pilot in fights

[cas-backwards-tie]

All these p*rn bots keep following and I’m like: I mean, thanks for the follow, but… I’d rather have active followers. 😂😭

#rip #p*rn bots #tumblr #staff #followers #text post #blog update #haha #queue it all

[aftonrobotiics]

❝ oh, don't even get me STARTED! ❞

❝ i mean, they make those talentless, two-bit staff bots perform in MY THEATER, when I'M right here! it's INSULTING! ❞ is sun usually this mean? well, no -- but the staff bots certainly seem to have a way of getting to it. they don't even have to do anything.

❝ they get their own special beauty salon, but we don't even get a proper room, it's just some ... glorified storage closet! and the real employees have the NERVE to tell me not to be mean to the "supernumerary talent" like i won't just start dismantling them instead! ❞ ignore the fact that it is currently picking apart a broken staff bot head. it was like that when they found it, they swear.

#˙⋆✮ 𝐬𝐮𝐧 ⋆ ic ✮⋆˙ #˙⋆✮ 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐝𝐚𝐲 ⋆ open ✮⋆˙ #//WAUAGHF sorry about the lack of ic content lately #//have a sun rant <3 i needed to get into the mindset to FINALLY finish those da.ycare at.tendant starters jfsjhdfjsj #//NO ONE has more beef with the st.aff bots than sun #//ik its implied that va.nny has been staying in their room but the broken staff is ALL them baby #//it HATES those fuckers. “they hold grudges” dont care + didnt ask + currently ripping them apart #//its cathartic

[quackysmackk]

Part 20!

Rip staff bot 🫡

Part 19 | Part 21

Start from the beginning -> Here!

#fnaf sb #fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sun #fnaf gregory #five nights at freddy's #sundrop #dca #dca au #fnaf mimic #fnaf endo #finding home au

[arcadias-hell]

Replacements

(it is super late, sorry for no proof read. also not a request, this was an oc work that was changed to be able to be read as x reader. Singular use of Y/N bc it might be confusing otherwise. Also CW for alcoholism? only mentioned)

Questioning Monty never worked. 

No matter how hard she tried or what mood he was in. Being all nice and sweet didn’t work, neither did being distant or aggressive. Not once did she ever get any information about Bonnie, any confirmation about his death or if he was still alive, somewhere. Nothing. Threatening to deactivate him didn’t work, so what else could she do. She gave up. 

“Whatever,” she told herself, “it will resolve itself if I’m patient enough”. But she hated these thoughts the longer they stayed in her head. Hated herself because the thought of betraying Bonnie was always present. It kept her awake at night, worried Chica, who was concerned about her dear friend. So much so that she would sneak into her room at night, making sure that she was fine.

These thoughts intensified when she became Monty’s Handler, which is really just a fancy word for “make sure he doesn’t kill someone”. And oh, did she make sure of that. Besides a few staff bots, there were no ”accidents”. Well, not counting the time he tried to bite off Vanessa’s head, ending with her own arm in his maw thanks to her brilliant idea of “he can’t kill her if I put my arm between them”. Or the countless times of him falling off the catwalks of Gator Golf.

Her relationship with Monty was build on pissing each other off. He’d be a menace, making a mess for her to clean up. She’d tease him about the smallest stuff. Messed up at golf? Scared some kid? She would know and tease him about it. But they always kept it playful. She never found herself in a situation where she was actually afraid of him.

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Most of her time was spend after hours in the empty Bowling Alley. People would rarely come here anymore, it getting more empty day by day. She knew they, Faz Ent., wanted to rebrand it, a thought she couldn’t handle. They already got rid of it all. His posters, his cutouts, his merch. It was all gone. Even the damn candy and soda was discontinued. Everything was ripped from her and fuck, it hurt. It reopened old wounds that she thought were long sealed, brought back old habits that she tried so hard to unlearn. She begged them to at least leave the Alley be, let it be a silly attraction like Foxy’s Pirate Cove. And while they let it be for the time being, she knew she was only stalling for time and sooner or later this place would be taken from her too. It all would be taken. That’s how it always is, was, will be. 

This place was her home, she felt safe. The damn Pizzaplex, a place that scared many people thanks to the company’s past, was her home. The animatronics were her family. For once, since a long time, she felt safe. But it was falling apart right beneath her fingers. The sinkhole in Roxy’s Raceway started it. Or was it firing almost all human staff? Or perhaps the Virus that spread a while ago and almost ruined the place? Or maybe it was her. She had a habit of destroying the things she loved. Everything she touched died, or so it seemed. 

All she had left was getting drunk at the Alley, listening to Bonnie’s stupid favorite Jazz music on that damn Jukebox. Often Chica would be there with her. They usually did everything together. She’d even sneak her a pizza from time to time, even if it meant having to hose her down for yet another time that day, due to her being a very messy eater. It happened so often that they just put a trash bag into her stomach area, for easy cleaning. 

Apart from that small problem, Chica was very girly. She loved being at the saloon and ,oh man, did she love dates. Freddy was rather unromantic and obvious, so often they needed a little push, which she lovingly provided. She’d often catch glimpses of them on their little dates. It was simple stuff. Playing some golf, watching a movie in the daycare theater, that kinda stuff. It reminded her of the better times. But now she and her would talk about their feelings. But no matter how much she talked about it, screamed it into the world, it just would not get better. Freddy would check on her sometimes, they shared their grief, he lost his best friend after all. He grew protective over her, was careful all the time, walking on eggshells. It aggravated her more than it should, this behavioral change in him made her feel small, useless. He always had a caring and fatherly nature, but this was much, even for him. So, while he was trying to find kind and calming words for her, she was sitting at the bar with a glass in her hand, barely even registering what he was saying. It was the same stuff all the time anyway, “sorry”s and life advice that she had heard all the time else where. Luckily for her, Roxy knew better than to pity her or give her some silly advice and she mostly kept to herself in the Raceway anyway.

If it wasn’t Freddy or Chica bothering her in her quiet time it was Vanessa. She meant well, but damn. Ness had a talent for making jokes at the wrong time and just generally saying the wrong stuff at the wrong time. On good days they’d play a few rounds of bowling and talk about their old home, family and work gossip. It was a nice but more and more rare thing. At some point Ness suddenly started taking her job very serious. A little too serious. And she’d disappear a lot, seemingly dodging the security cams. She’d wouldn’t ask. She did the same back when Bonnie was still here, knew all the blind spots. 

God, she should know better than to sneak around. She’s a “talented Tech” after all, blah blah.

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This day she returned from the Bowling Alley, a little more upset that usual. It was nothing more than her thoughts that were troubling her, the usual. Besides that, her watch was dead and needed recharging, which always was a sign that its time to return to her room. Making her way to Rockstar Row to have a last daily check up on the band, she met Monty halfway. He seemed more aggravated than usual, growling and being in a defensive state. This was nothing new for him, he was always acting like this. Nobody knew what exactly it was, maybe his programming. Or maybe it was just the way he was. Though, he was different back then. He used to be chill, almost innocent. But now? No emotions other than anger.

She liked to think deep down he was still the same, she never feared the animatronics, even at Monty’s wildest she stood up to him bravely without a thought but tonight felt different. 

They met, looked at each other. Not a word was spoken. It was completely silent, until he suddenly creeped closer. His heavy footsteps felt like hell, a possible death sentence, her sudden end. She often fantasized that she would end up like Bonnie. She didn’t know how he ”died” but she could imagine it if Monty was the one who caused it. Wrecked, torn apart, mangled.  Her mind would imagine how it felt. The feeling of being torn apart while alive. Was it painful or would her body block out the pain due to the trauma? She hoped she’d feel it. She wanted to feel it, to end up like him. 

She always knew her eventual death would be caused by Monty, or maybe Freddy, he was scary without the safety protocols. Or god, even by Bonnie himself when he was in one of his moods.. She’d be fine with that, honestly. But now, with a more than pissed Monty in front of her? Yea, probably him.

Monty’s issues being the reasons why, jealousy, envy, the pure rage he felt every time someone even mentioned the bunny. He couldn’t handle Bonnie being more popular than him. Something he wasn’t able to deal with in a healthy way. The jealousy tore him apart. Bonnie was the bassist, part of the main band. Monty was only part of his own one man band in his golf course. It was just him, nobody else. He had nothing to call his own. Maybe the golf course but back then, even that was just a half thing, Freddy would often be there. Even Bonnie would, all while Monty was banned from the Bowling Alley. It wasn’t fair. But what was fair in this place? Humans were replaced by Staff Bots that couldn’t even hold conversation or do the most basic tasks that they were programmed to do.

Or well, this was how things used to be. Back when Bonnie was here. Now Monty took his place. Every banner and poster had his face on it. He completely replaced him. Even on the huge main sign of the Pizzaplex. Perhaps this was the reason for Chica’s unhealthy food addiction. She’d be next to be replaced. And she just witnessed how easily replaceable she and her friends really were.

(Y/N) was there since the beginning, watching them and taking care of all of them. Not judging, only caring. Treating them as equals. It made Monty feel a certain way. He didn’t know these feelings or understood them, but he knew Bonnie felt the same way towards her. Only was she closer to him. Way closer. Yet again, something that he can’t have.

And now they stood there, just staring at each other. Complete silence. 

He was furious. He didn’t even know why. The smallest things caused this. Perhaps a string of his bass broke. But it wasn’t really HIS, was it? Or maybe it was him losing his shades again. The shades that didn’t originally belong to him. So, he started smashing stuff in his green room. Bonnie’s former green room. Nothing is truly his, is it? There it was. The reason. The anger. 

And now before him stood the fourth “not his”. Something he knew he couldn’t just break and get a replacement for. A human can’t be rebuilt after all. It took everything in him to not lash out on the spot. To dig his claws into her flesh and leave bite marks all over her body. Instead he just stood there, silent. Getting a little closer, just close enough to read her vitals. She was nervous…she was scared. He took notice of her watch, it was empty and turned off. Meaning she couldn’t call for help even if she wanted to. What good would help do anyway? Before anyone could reach them it would be too late. Why was he having these thoughts? All he knew was that he had to remove himself from the situation right now or else bad things would happen.

And so he did. Walking past her. Stopping for a short moment to look at her. He wondered what she felt when she looked at him with these shades, the bass or the stupid room. Would it bring them closer eventually or drift them apart further? Did she see a part of Bonnie in him or an imposter who forcefully took his spot? Maybe she had the mercy to just think of him as the killer of her lover. 

Continuing on his way towards Gator Golf, she was left alone. Still, she stood there, her heart eventually calming down but thoughts still racing. She was sure she was one word away from getting torn apart, but god, she wished she spoke it.

#fnaf x reader #security breach x reader #glamrock bonnie x reader #montgomery gator x reader

[traumascumathena]

Pluralkit (and by proxy, Tupperbox) were not and are not the only proxy bots frequently utilized by systems. There was also Systemtime, which ran from 2019 to 2020. There’s a lot of misinformation about Systemtime, as well as the smaller proxy bots that arose shortly after it shut down, and so I believe I should dispel some of what I can. 

I will first state what I authority I do have on this matter. I was an active member of the server where Systemtime was first thought up of, and actively followed its development from conception to final shutdown. 

And secondly, what was Systemtime?

Systemtime was a proxy bot developed for only DID/OSDD1 systems, by a system.

Systemtime, initially, was not intended to be a fully-fledged bot that anyone could invite to their servers. It was initially only meant to be used for under a dozen or so servers, the vast majority of them small and personal, and the main one large but not easily invited to. In this time, Systemtime utilized some code ripped from Pluralkit. At this time, Systemtime was entirely private, and its servers were just an old laptop constantly running. 

Eventually, people in the main server thought that Systemtime should be more expansive, and the dev agreed. So, Systemtime’s code was rewritten entirely, a support server was launched, and Systemtime was now able to be invited to anyone’s server. Systemtime was advertised as only for DID/OSDD1 systems as an anti-endo alternative to the known pro-endo Pluralkit. 

Systemtime grew rapidly in popularity and garnered a lot of attention from all sides of the syscourse debate, including Pluralkit devs and server admins. At multiple points, Systemtime was DDOS-ed. An admin from the Pluralkit support server confirmed that they were behind at least one DDOS attack. Many of these attacks constituted of spamming the servers with files containing racist and antisemitic imagery, including accusations against the Systemtime dev for being a nazi. After multiple attacks, it was decided that Systemtime would go offline permanently for the dev’s safety. 

And that was the end of Systemtime. A popular alternative to Pluralkit, gone. People caught wind of the fact it was just a fork of Pluralkit before it went public and decided to ignore that the code was rewritten from scratch upon official release. And honestly, even if Systemtime was an exact copy of Pluralkit, it still would not justify the harassment campaign against the dev and the multiple DDOS attacks. It would not justify the antisemitism and racism coming from Pluralkit staff. 

And it would not justify the hypocrisy here either. Pluralkit’s code is available on GitHub, and anyone can make a fork of it for themselves. At some points, Pluralkit utilized code seen in versions of Tupperbox, and no one batted an eye. 

And as I said earlier, there were more proxy bots made. Some of them were forks of Systemtime, and some were forks of Pluralkit, and I do remember one fork of Tupperbox. All of them were very short-lived. Some went down due to harassment. Some went down due to a lack of consistent servers. Some went down due to a loss of interest. 

But all of those were created because Systemtime was permanently shut down. In darkness, there is light. 

I talk about this because of a statement about pro-endo contributions to the DID/OSDD1 community. I found it odd, that people could confidently say that Pluralkit was a great contribution, because there was no alternative--without even knowing that Pluralkit staff helped destroy the most popular alternative. This incident was confined to discord servers, however, so I do understand why not many people know. I might have been too online back then, for better or for worse. 

#Cykes Says #syscourse #gif warning

[vanvelding]

Playing MekHQ--the Java program that runs Battletech campaigns the same way MegaMek lets you play Battletech games--has been revelatory.

-The "tech" in Battletech refers to the meds used by quartermasters.

-It took a good tutorial, a night's sleep, and a full-on bankruptcy to begin to be able to use this, but it was a good time.

-Don't tell anyone on the Battletech forums I said this, but it actually does take more than some SRMs and a solid kick to take care of vehicles. Fuck those guys.

-MegaMek is used to resolve fights and MegaMek's bot, Princess, will let transports deploy basic infantry in environments cold enough to drop a 'mech's heat. RIP, PBIs.

-I'm going to narrow my stable of 'mechs down to 'mechs of each movement profile by tonnage. They're going to have large lasers, AC/10's, LRM 15, medium lasers, SRM 4's, and machine guns only. None of this searching for a new right arm for a 50 ton 'mech plus the PPC to put on it, but one roll failed so now I'm debating whether to put equipment I already have--a large laser--onto it.

-Machine guns aren't bad in The Succession Wars (intro tech)...provided they're banked as a 5-ton, 10-crit, 0 heat, spray weapon.

-Mechwarriors and staff will just quit??? Staff leave the company? Staff take severance and abandon the Colonel? oh! oh! Dispossession for mechwarriors! Dispossession for mechwarriors for One Thousand Years!

-I'm absolutely not sure how force balancing works. I was slammed by vees and aerofighters in my first contract, but then I dropped several lances of 'mechs on subsequent contracts and just clobbered them. Maybe that's the merc game and I should be prepared for the same kind of clobbering to come my way in the future.

-MekHQ isn't great at sending victory conditions to MegaMek when it kicks off, so in a game where I had to keep half the enemy from getting away, I killed a dozen vehicles before three swirling fighters started picking me apart. Left the battlefield victoriously on turn 20, but my allied Kuritian Trebuchet spent 400 turns whittling away at the enemy fighters with just his medium lasers...and won. Those Draconis Combine guys are obsessive!

#battletech #megamek