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instantcaramel · 7 days
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headoverheelss · 10 months
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Jan and Richard had been pretty good at hiding their relationship. It was fresh. It was new. It was theirs.
For about seven days.
It all came crashing down on them after Jan had taken a nasty hit to the head during training. He had gone down like a tree and Richard’s heart stopped.
The smaller man ran forward, ignoring the questioning looks of their teammates. He vaguely remembered pushing Moe to the floor before kneeling down in front of Jan.
“Merde, jan tu vas bien?”
He gently cradled Jan’s head in his lap. There was a big gash on Jan’s forehead.
“Baby, you’re bleeding.”
Jan’s eyes widen, Richard froze realizing where he was. He looked at Jan’s eyes, mumbling a quiet apology.
“Baby?”
Suddenly, there was questions being yelled out form all directions and Richard looked like he wanted to run away.
Jan took his hand, rubbing gentle circles into Richard’s hand. Richard’s eyes soften, lifting their combined heads to kiss the back of Jan’s hand.
This caused the yelling to amplify and Jan deuces that was enough.
“Okay before we talk about this, can one of you kontkoppen help me with this… remember the person who got hit in the head.”
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caslutz · 2 months
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Ted Lasso Text Posts: Part #8 (AFC Himbo’s version)
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elloras · 8 months
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Ted Lasso: The Strings That Bind Us
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lokiiied · 1 year
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obsessed with this shot like…not only do we have two aces boyfriendism going on the back, we also have whatever’s going on with jan and richard there (did he just boop him?) and colin acting out charades trying to make his bumbercrush laugh and isaac is probably recalling this moment when he guesses who colin thinks is the fittest on the team AND THE FOUND FAMILY OF IT ALL
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litrallytyrus · 9 months
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their dynamic (homosexual relationship) means everything 2 me
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haven-of-dusk · 5 months
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Alright, it's come to my attention that there are those who do not understand the raw babygirl energy of Richard Montlaur. So here are some Janchard headcanons to right the wrongs that rive my heart.
- Jan was (privately, he'd never show it) nervous about Richard's body count when they started dating, until he found out that it's all a media exaggeration. Less than 10% of Richard's dates result in sex because he's gentlemanly enough to just go with whatever the person he's spending time with wants to do. Just eat a big meal and chat? He's down. Drink wine and watch Pixar movies? He's your man. Scroll through each others' dating apps? He's an open book. If you want to have the hot steamy sex? He'll give you a transcendent experience. So when Jan's nervous about possibly rushing things, he's pleasantly surprised to find that Richard is immensely patient and respectful.
- I mean the sex is still wonderful once they start, Richard is as much an animal in bed as he is a deadly warrior on the pitch, but again, only when and to what extent his partner wants to.
- Richard insists on big spooning sometimes, which more often than not just looks like they fell asleep while Jan was giving him a piggyback ride, but neither of them mind.
- There's one night a week where Jan gets to cook dinner, mostly because it's cuisines Richard is unfamiliar with (and most of it is Dutch Food). Otherwise, it's Richard's kitchen.
- With the other notable exception that Jan makes excellent pastries. He doesn't even remember where he learned the art, but if Richard ever opened a resturant/bistro, Jan would be in charge of all the baking.
- The wine cellar is split into three sections, usable for any occasion, private collection (the good stuff), private collection that can only be consumed when with Jan and only Jan(the exquisite stuff). Dani once brought up the wrong bottle and almost ended up in the treatment room.
- For mutual annoyance and enjoyment, Richard constantly calls Jan 'Mijn Geliefde' and Jan constantly calls Richard 'Mon Amour'
- At one point old private photos of Richard got leaked, and in response Jan attempted to do a press conference nude. They were barely able to stop him, but the whole team saw everything. Richard initially felt horribly guilty for this, thinking he'd inadvertently pressured Jan somehow, but Jan assured him that it was entirely his own idea and if anything Jan was just mad he didn't get to 'keep Richard to himself' anymore. The one unfortunate consequence was forgetting to tell Will not to touch anything in the boot room prior to them getting a chance to...*ahem*, clean up.
- They have the absolute nerdiest couple costumes (think like dressing up as Alan Turing and the Enigma Machine level dweeby).
- Richard thought Jan's family wouldn't like him, so he brought multiple gifts of food, beverage, and other stuff to compensate. Some of it went to waste because it was forgotten in favor of the Maas family excitedly showing Richard every baby picture and sharing every embarrassing story they could collectively come up with.
- The team got them 'Maas-Montlaur' jerseys as an anniversary present (before they were married ftr) in jest. Chris Powell and Arlo White were very confused when the jerseys began appearing regularly during matches.
- Richard falling asleep while Jan's giving him a piggyback ride is not an uncommon occurrence. And just in general, Richard finds Jan's hair to be a very comfortable pillow (bus rides, hotel rooms, literally anywhere).
- Richard slipping into French whenever he gets emotional, upset, or even just excited became MORE frequent because Jan took over translation duty from Zoreaux and was so good he could even sometimes predict words before they were spoken.
- Jan is unable to sleep on bus or plane rides unless Richard is seated next to him and already asleep.
- One time, an on-site commentator heavily criticized Jan's defending and even attempted to coin the term 'the Flopping Dutchman'. The day ended with a red card for Richard and a pattern since of commentators choosing their words VERY carefully when discussing Richmond's defense.
I have more, but I'll stop here for now.
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providing-leverage · 4 months
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I'm sorry but how has no one written a Janchard Hallmark au yet? I've never watched any Hallmark movies before but I've read aus and they have the perfect set up: Richard grew up on a farm and later moved to a big city, Jan would initially make a bad impression, they would both look good in Christmas sweaters, ect
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getting ready for the last tedlasso tuesday and thinking of all the crazy ships this show has that somehow work so well
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scarletwitch1918 · 10 months
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In light of the recent ao3 shutdown being over I would like take this moment to literally beg on my knees for Ted lasso writers to write more janchard fics on ao3 because last time I checked there were only 13 and I read all of them.
Thank you in advance,
-just a girl who wants to read a new janchard fic
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instantcaramel · 5 months
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Literally any himbo ship I can think of, I‘m a multishipper as well, it‘s just all of AFC Richmond about each other
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headoverheelss · 10 months
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“You know, you guys should really see your faces. Actually I’m just going to get my phone out.”
Sam took his phone out, opening his camera and taking a picture that caused the flash to go off. The three men in front of him stopped glaring across the room and started glaring at Sam.
Sam threw his hands up.
“Don’t be mad at me, be mad at the fact that your respective boyfriends are just too attractive.”
Just then, Richard’s laugh floated across the room. Jan swore putting his glass on the table a little too hard.
“Verdorie, ik kan dit niet! I’m going crazy!”
Dani put a hand on his head, “you’re going crazy? I’ve had to watch that pendajo over there undress mi Jamie with his eyes for the past 10 minutes.”
“If that bloke leans any closer into Colin’s space I’m going to rip his arms off.”
Sam rolled his eyes, “guys, I’m pretty sure Colin, Richard, and Jamie know how to handle a couple of admirers, have some confidence in them.”
This calmed down the men a little but still they watched closely to make sure nothing went down. Sam had to handle as Isaac kept grunting periodically, Dani was swearing in Spanish under his breath, and Jan kept slamming his drink on the table. Finally, Colin, Richard, and Jamie seemed to be making their getaway and Sam could take a breath.
Only Sam’s peace was soon shattered as the three admirers were kind of annoyed that the football players were leaving as they tried to grab them back. This caused Colin, Jamie, and Richard to look for Isaac, Jan and Dani for help.
Those three saw everything that happened and made their way across the room filled with rage that has been stewing for hours.
Sam prepared himself to break up a fight that will definitely make front headlines tomorrow.
“Sorry Keeley”
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caleb-is-existing · 11 months
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Everyday I hope more people jump on the Richard/Jan band wagon and we become our own lil group
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caslutz · 3 months
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Richard: If I fall…
Jan: I’ll be there to catch you.
Colin, looking at Isaac: What if I fall?
Isaac: Well then I’ll fall with you, always by your side bruv.
Jamie (who has been watching all of this) to Roy: And if I fall??
Roy: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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laminy · 11 months
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Jan has to pay £200 for being late to training. He blames Richard.
shout out to @orbitalpirate because their Janchard posts on here were a big inspiration for this.
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lokiiied · 1 year
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i just want to say that, no matter how this show ends for us queerlasso fandom that…i love you all so very much.
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