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messenger-of-stupidity · 11 months

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Vulture of Reality

I don't even know. I'm just a Vega simp.

CW: Cursing, GN Listener character, Little tiny bit of angst, Imperium Universe, NonCanon Compliance idk, Slight comfort

Summary: Life isn't all sunshine and rainbows, pet.

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Pet walked down one of the many hallways within the academy grounds. They had no direction in mind, just taking the turns at random. The goal was to get lost and buy themself some time to think. Thunder cracked overhead, forever paired with the drumming sound of the rain. They hardly noticed it anymore, having grown so used the the sounds, carrying an umbrella or wearing a hat and jacket everywhere they went. Some days the storm was worse than others.

A few of the academy enforcers watched as Pet continued their wandering, judging and searching them. Sometimes their gazes lingered longer than comfortable and Pet would increase the speed of their travel. Their grandmother had once said that the world used to be a nicer place. That fear didn't drive people underground or into high positions of power.

They couldn't imagine a world like that existing.

Even if their grandmother had been telling the truth and not a lie to make them feel better, worlds like that were lost to history and fantasy. They slowed as they approached one of the exits of the building, eyes worriedly cast out the window to the rain that ricocheted off the already soaked concrete walkways. Then they pushed open the door and stepped out into the storm.

Sometimes they wondered what it would have been like to live in a world where your were still greeted with a warm smile and no ulterior motives. Of course they weren't naive enough to believe that everyone was well-intentioned. But enough people that the world didn't seem so dull and miserable. In that kind of world were puddles splashed in and rainbows were visible when the sun pushed past the storm clouds?

Pet was half sure that they had once seen a rainbow when they were younger, but they only truly remembered the brilliant gradient of colors thanks to photos and the internet. They liked to collect the photos in an online folder that they could go through when one day was particularly worse than another.

They climbed the stairs and pushed open the door that lead into the academy's demon - both spellings - haven. It didn't surprise them that their meandering had lead them to this building. More often than not they found ways to return here and stay here longer and longer each time.

"You're back. Again." The receptionist said. They tried to ignore the slight undertone of disgust to his voice as they approached the desk. They nodded, keeping their expression muted. It was just easier if they did, instead of having the awkward disappointment when their cautious smile wasn't returned. They grabbed the pen and started to sign the papers they knew all too well. All for liability, but they knew that no genuine harm would come to them. None that they didn't want from the start of the experience anyways.

They pushed the clipboard towards him, pressing their lips together. He gave it a once-over before nodding and pointing down the hall.

"He's in his room. Have... fun." He said and they could practically hear the lip curl in his voice. But like always, they ignored it and nodded their thanks instead before turning on the ball of their foot and heading down there. Their mind counted the room numbers that they passed, only soft muffled voices seeping through.

They knocked gently on room seven's door, waiting quietly. There was a pause before a smooth voice entered their mind.

"You're here, Pet." His consonants dripped from his voice like the rain outside, but it bathed their mind in a more calming storm in comparison. They didn't answer, still waiting outside his door for permission. "Enter."

They pushed open the door, stepping inside. The first thing they saw was the silhouette of his tall proud horns that protruded from his head, splitting past his hair. His eyes looked down at them, slightly confused but as guarded as ever. They closed the door behind them, looking at the sadism demon in front of them carefully. He stayed seated on the bed provided for him, even though they had never known him to sleep. They didn't know if demons even required sleep.

"What are you doing here, Pet?" He asked them, fingers curling to beckon them closer. Their body happily obeyed, bringing them closer to him. They quickly dropped to the floor next to his feet, resting their head on his knee. There was a small pause before his hand went to their own hair, wet from the storm. "Answer me."

"I didn't mean to come here without invitation." They whispered. Their voice came out more somber than they expected - taking them by surprise. Vega sighed as his fingertips massaged their scalp, mindful to be gentle. They knew he could be rougher with them, and that he knew they wouldn't mind. But he sometimes treated them so softly that they doubted he was a sadism demon.

"Why are you here?" He asked, staying on the topic of their unexpected arrival. They scrounged their mind, the desire to satisfy his curiosity driving them to introspection.

"I wanted to escape the world. It's nicer here." They replied finally. His chuckled bounced pleasingly off the curves of their skull and they nuzzled into his leg. His hand dropped to trace their spine in the back of their neck.

"For you, perhaps it is. What happened out there to drive you here?" He continued. Their fingers gripped onto the fabric of his pants, frowning.

"I was thinking about how the world seems so sad." It was such a simplistic way of putting their thoughts, but Vega seemed to understand. He hummed, fingers now tracing the slope of their neck to their shoulder.

"Imagining the world differently from how it is makes you feel melancholy, and yet you insist on doing so." They felt their frown tug deeper but he continued. "It's idealistic of you. People like you are most likely to cause changes because you hold a desire to. Don't lose that, Pet." Their frown switched into a small smile at his words and they lifted their head to look up at him. His frame was outlined by the cosmo diagram he had used magic to reflect onto the ceiling of his room. He always kept the lights off, but never told them why. It made him look more extraterrestrial than he already did.

Although they didn't see him as alien as much as divine. He was like some otherworldly god who demanded and deserved worship. He read people so well, knowing exactly how to slip into their crack to possess wholly. They were more than glad to be his eternal subject, blessed only to occupy the same space by his feet. They would do anything he asked of them, regardless of their own comfort. But he knew all this. They had expressed their dedication to his wants and needs several times over.

"You're getting distracted." He called them out and they offered him a sheepish expression, their guard falling entirely. The corners of his lips twitched and his hand traced the line of their jaw before hooking under their chin and forcing them to rise. His lips pressed against their own. A flick of his tongue across their bottom lip had them opening their mouth for him. But he broke the kiss, instead pressing the pad of his thumb against their tongue. His lips split into a grin then. "I should make sure you stay focused on what matters, Pet."

#redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted asmr #redacted imperium #redacted vega #redacted imp vega #redacted imp pet #redacted pet #redacted fanfic

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6-atlas-6 · 11 months

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Redacted tweets except I'm incredibly uncreative

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androgynouspenguinexpert · 11 days

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i JUST ordered ubereats

(in order of appearance: vincent - avior - milo - lasko - brachium - david - vega - huxley - vindemiator - asher - damien)

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hammerhead-jpg · 9 months

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Hey since we're talking about demons being able to reconstruct and modify a humans body or smth I introduce

I was going to make a bottom surgery version but that was too much of a pain

#i used his other icon since it was more cunty #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redactedaudio #redacted imp!vega #redacted vega

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redactedasset · 1 month

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this is so imp!vega and pet (me 🙏)

cred: Spiral_Mouth on twt 🙏

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted vega #redacted imp!vega

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maxpaulll · 4 months

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I decided I wanted to try my hand at underpainting so I found a wip I started b4 christmas &re lined it so I could have some funsies :D

#I don't think it's m best work but lie... it's not bad #also my colours kinda feel less out of place than usual #hrmmm #anyways #that's your Max art update in this horrible dry spell #(I've been busy with my one piece brain rot </3)#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted fanart #redacted imperium #redacted vega #redacted imp!pet #redacted imp!vega #Petty Betty

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arrowfleur · 1 year

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🤍 Redacted Characters Sleeping Positions 🤍

🤍DavidxAngel: I feel like this one is the most obvious but David loves spooning Angel. He loves the way he can encompass their entire body, completely wrapping his arms around them. He nuzzles into their neck & feels like he can finally breathe. After he lost his dad and almost lost Asher, he constantly worries about his loved ones & likes knowing he can at least keep Angel safe when they’re like this. 🤍

🤍AsherxBabe: Asher falls asleep with his arm around Babe & their head on his chest but throughout the night he moves around ALOT. They end up top and tailing, he’ll lay across the top of the pillow’s, half off the bed, you name it. Babe often finds themself moving across the bed to find Ash, depending on how tired they are they either move him back up or just lay with him in whatever place he’s ended up. 🤍

🤍MiloxSweetheart: Sweetheart often ends up sat between Milo’s legs. He massages their shoulders and back whilst they both talk about their work days, trying to relieve some of their stress. They slowly fall asleep against his stomach. Sometimes they turn onto their stomach and trace across his scars if he’s the one to fall asleep first. 🤍

🤍DamienxHuxley: They’re both quite warm so tend to snuggle more whilst watching movies or gaming. But they still always have some sort of contact. One arm around a Dames waist or shoulders, even just holding hands sometimes. Just soft and gentle confirmations of their love whilst they sleep.

🤍GavinXFL: Gavin often find him self falling asleep on their stomach. They like to talk before they go to sleep, Fl laying on their back playing with his hair & Gavin on his stomach between their legs, drawing patterns on their stomach or massaging their thighs. He loves that his touch can do so many different things for them & helping them sleep, especially when they’re stressed about D.A.M.N or overworking, is one of them. 🤍

🤍LaskoxPartner: Lasko often sleeps on his stomach so his partner will work around that. Laying on their side to watch him whilst he sleeps & wrap an arm around him. Sometimes scooping him up into their arms. If they fall asleep first Lasko will climb onto them & just become a human weighted blanket. 🤍

🤍SamxDarlin: Darlin loves laying on Sam’s chest, his heartbeat calms them down & when they can hear it they know he’s alright. Similarly Sam loves holding them, he knows they’re going to get themselves into danger no matter what but when his arms are wrapped around them & he’s brushing hair out of their face or attempting to unfurrow their brows he know’s at least for now that they’re ok and getting at least some of the care they deserve 🤍

🤍VincentxLovely: They both fall asleep on their sides, hugging each other. They both enjoy the closeness and looking at each other. Vincent will often tell them funny story’s if they’re struggling to sleep and they love watching his facial expressions as he does it. Vincent is just so in love & can & will find ways to stare at lovely whilst they do anything, including sleep. 🤍

🤍AaronxSmartass: Sleeping on Aaron’s lap whilst he’s working is now a common occurrence for Smartass. If he’s at his desk they fall asleep with their head on his shoulders and he often carries them to bed. Aaron loves doing it, gently tucking them in and watching them sleep for a little while before trying to do the same himself is his favourite part of the day. 🤍

🤍Imp!VegaxPet: He will literally hold them in a bridal position whilst sitting down. They love plaiting his hair & tucking their head into his collar bone. Pet often falls asleep listening to him talk about aria or whilst Vega updates them on his plans & he loves that they feel safe enough with him to let him completely support them, even whilst they are sleeping.🤍

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mrsmiagreer · 5 months

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Choking someone and then telling them

“If you want air you just have to ask for it”

is absolutely diabolical dude😭😭

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted headcanons #redacted imp!vega #mia makes a statement

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skunkox · 2 months

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Pet in Imp! Vega's story is Treasure. Tell me I'm wrong. I dare you.

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted headcanons #redacted vega #redacted imp!vega #redacted treasure

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romeo-the-homeo · 3 months

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if i was an illusory i would just conjure my own irl subtitles constantly

#in my headcanon imp!vega’s listener pet is an illusory :)#rioing #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted illusory #redacted illusion #redacted illusions

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messenger-of-stupidity · 2 years

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Imp Vega step on me?? Sorry I meant Imp Vega step on me?? Sorry I meant Imp Vega step on me?? Sorry I meant

Brachium is a d(a)emon??

I thought Deathwalkers were a separate race from d(a)emons. But they're a type of d(a)emon? I suppose it makes sense considering the fact Brachium said Deathwalkers were timeless, but idk.

Did he ever make mention of it in other audios besides the imperium/cataclysm?

#redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted audio #redacted imperium #redacted imp vega #redacted imp brachium

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6-atlas-6 · 2 months

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Getting a monopoly ad on my stupid little mobile puzzle game while I listen to the Imp!Vega BA again and getting blasted with the upbeat music was the most jarring experience of my life

#needy little bit- 🎺🎶🎸🎤🥁#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted vega #redacted pet #redacted imp!vega #redacted imperium #redacted carpe deus #redactedaudio #redactedasmr

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androgynouspenguinexpert · 6 months

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"You will be dust in an unmarked grave."

imperium!vega, who is an incredible examination of whether people are inherently good or bad and if violence against 'bad' people is justified and also he blew up a truck with his mind one time

(this is old but its the final week before i graduate shh)

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #art #illustration #redactedverse #redacted imperium #redacted vega #redacted imp!vega

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hammerhead-jpg · 6 months

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I had an idea of making a series of lil redacted comics with dumb ideas but that's a lot of work and I don't know if I'm ever gonna go through with it so I'll just be post the scripts here

Warning: a lot of these are very unfunny and or would translate better if they were actual comics