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yandere Diavolo makes you eat his lice for sustinence.

Yandere!Diavolo feeds a hungry Y/N

tw: i have never written lices, i hope the depiction is accurate

You walk down the beautiful streets of Sardinia. The description i'm about to write is so specific you could feel like you're looking at images of the city on google

But not everything was sunshine in Sardinia

"Mmmmmmmm I'm so hungry" you say

You were hungry

You walk around the streets but nothing was open. Weird. But whatever.

You continue walking until you spot a hidden place, inside an alley. It had a red sign with white diamond grid and it read "Ma Pidocchi, Authentic Italian"

Must be a new shape of pasta. You eagerly walk in

You enter the cold, dank room and wait in the dark for some seconds. Something was wrong. There was no hand disinfectant! This hole in the wall didn't follow covid-19 procedures, it wasn't safe! You need to get out right freaking now!

But the door closes behind you and you hear a sound effect

You are now seated with a bag covering your face. Well it counts as a mask so...

You hear the characteristic queef sounds of leather loafers being worn without socks approaching you

"Tch tch tch tch, ma what do we have here?" Despite being an Italian in Italy, they didn't have an accent. You were more intrigued that scared now

"How did you find this place, bambina neutrale rispetto al genere?"

He removes the bag from your head and you're greeted with a handsome GNC Italian stallion of a man looking at you. His fractured toxic green irises bore into you, and you could feel your own eyes get the size of a big pizza pie.

But you were in a situation

"I just walked in, I'm just very hungry. Please don't kill me"

You hear a sound effect and the pinkette is now standing 10 steps away from you, deep in thought

Truth is that Diavolo, while being a yandere mafia boss and therefore not an empath, never had sympathy for people. But when he heard your case, he couldn't help but remember the time his tummy hurt once. It was a painful moment, that marked him as a kid. But he overcame that. And now the past rots behind him. Perhaps, he can help you leave that behind too.

Another sound effect happens and now he's standing next to you, holding your face with his two hands gently, like you're a burger.

"Poppetina mia, you must have endured so much. I will spare you, just this once, but you have to grow stronger. The world is unfair to gender neutral y/n's whose tummy hurt"

You close your eyes for a kiss but instead he pries your mouth open with two fingers.

You watch in horror as he grabs a fistfull of his watermelon hair and starts popping the seeds off it. Wait those aren't seeds...

"You must overcome this. It hurts me more than you. But hopefully you will learn, and grow to build your own MLM scheme like me"

He gives you a kiss on your forehead, leaving a plum colored mark. A Maybelline™ wax seal of your fate. You both cry as he brings the first lice closer.

Years later, we see a matured y/n, looking at their city, their fucking city. Who knew reselling cosmetics from a magazine would lead you to currently have the town's politicians as your puppets. Puppet... Poppet. You touch your forehead and look outside the window. The handsome man never appeared after that bizarre lunch, but someone always sent you hot pink and black flowers to your desk. Also your competition always disappeared. Wherever could he be?

#jjba #diavolo #jjba diavolo #diavolo x reader #diavolo x you #delusional yandere #women in mlm schemes #men in mlm schemes #nonbinaries in mlm schemes #not pro mlm just romanticizing it ^_^

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Mortal Kombat: Return To Of Kombat Shrines

     Johnny Cage wiped sweat and angrily licked his upper lip, “So now is time of glory fighting, do you enjoy pain sandwiches?” Reptile looked down then up, then right, then at Johnny, then thought for a moment, then slightly bent his right knee. “If it is delicious swipings you like, then pain it is to your personal area parts!” Reptile slightly moved his foot and a small plume of dust was swept up. “See?”, said Reptile looking down at the ground. “See what?”, said Johnny. “Sorry, I was checking my massages.” Reptile now furious yelling: “Did you no like my dance moves?! If you were not so busy with your stupid, silly, awful, annoying, amusing, time consuming, absurd, benign, delightful and awful yammering you would have witnessed a thing that would have made you aware of it existing. Johnny, once more involved in a text with his agent looks up and raises his right eyebrow so it is higher than his other eyebrow, the other eyebrow is located on the opposite side of his cranium. The main idea is that there are two eyebrows and the one he is moving is the current one described now. “Well I...” Reptile interrupts while Johnny is speaking just now a moment ago: “Shut up you stupid pud!” Johnny stops moving, puts his hands at his sides and Reptile does the same, neither of them continues to move and stares silently at one another...day turns to night.......

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!

Sonya slowly roused from sleep in her room which the sun was coloring a golden shade of yellow, her hair lay about her carefree and flat, like pancakes left on a stove. The pancakes were delicious but there were more made than needed, so some were saved with Tupperware. With a majestic stretch, she raised up from her bed and arched her well toned body showcasing her physique and at the apex letting out a horrendous fart: “PLBBBBBBBBBBBIP!!!!!! It violently shook the adjoining wall. “Really Mom? What the fuck you smelly fucking bitch?! I swear to God after the first 3 games you just let your shit go and do you know how embarrassing it was having to go to school explaining that you were on medication while shouting: “ERUAGHHHUHEEEHHUHHH!” While ripping off men's heads and pissing on their ashes?” Cassie was a typical asshole teenager who was spoiled and smelled like gum and hairspray, even after raising her to be a man she still insisted on being a bitch. Cassie is painfully aware of how stupid it was for her mother to have bred with her father, although to be fair he was the only normal person with a normal penis in the tournament (Kano had a metal cock and Jax was...look Sonya is a racist okay? She wouldn't date Liu Kang, she wouldn't even date Quan Chi due to his Jewish heritage.) “You had your pick Mom, you stupid fucking cunt bag, you could have banged a thunder guy, or even sold your soul to a sorcerer with erectile disfunction and I would be able to kill fuckers with my magic queefs with green magic clouds or some shit. Noooo, instead I have some stupid ass drone and shoot people in a martial arts tournament.” Sonya had been silent up till this point, she had been busy breathing in her flatulence as she found it absolutely fantastic, she loved breathing her own fart gas, especially early in the morning after a night of drinking and eating peanuts. “Cassie, you are a whore, a fucking mistake, we actually were using condoms AND I was on birth control AND had a diaphragm inside me yet we still somehow got fucking cursed with you.” Sonya picked a small booger from her nose, smelled it and flicked it with fury at her daughter where it hit the wall with a shower of gross sparks. “You were a mistake and so was I, we all were because I recently found out Kano is my actual father so yeah, our family is a shit show even by Outworld's standards.” Cassie and Sonya both shake hands and salute, the entire room is suddenly engulfed with flames.

Outside...”Thank God we got out of that”, said Cassie. “You can say that again.”, said Sonya. ”Thank God we got out of that”, said Cassie. “You can say that again.”, said Sonya.”Thank God we got out of that”, said Cassie. “You can say that again.”, said Sonya. “So Mom, are you finally ready to admit you are a stupid whore?”, Cassie looked at her Mom for a response. “Yeah totally am slut.”, Sonya smiled and revealed she was missing 3 teeth, making her smile resemble a hobos. Sonya then let out a battle cry: “Lalalalalalala!!!” Cassie looks up, then down, turns around once, then back at her Mother. “Why did I just do that?” Sonya glares seriously into the distance at a nearby tree. “It's because you are a warrior, because you understood what that thing was to know. When instructions were handed out and mailed, they were hard to understand due to being comprised of small pictures with no words. We all still were able to assemble the furniture ourselves but I will never forget it, that is when I knew you were the un-chosen one, the one who was supposed to know the thing. Then all this other stuff happened, and I am also hungry now.” Cassie looks like a cat who was wet but then became dry and hoarsely replies: “Then, we dine in Hell tonight! My little kettle corn Mommy Mom!!!” Now different things happen to other characters too.

Scorpion grabbed at the brown tube which had become the ultimate opponent with a scrap of white barely hanging onto the edge of the roll. “Damn!”, Scorpion reached out and snatched the tube off the holder with a soft loving gesture. “By the fires of unholy eternal Heck, this is less than what I desire!” He then goes through a painstaking task of peeling back enough cardboard to cover his hand and reluctantly lowers his palm to relieve his stinky shameful horrible waste he was naughty enough to expel because he is bad and a devil person. “Whew it sure is smelly in here now!”, waving his hand in a circular, counter-clock wise and sideways motion he sang a sad, uplifting ditty: “Iiiiiiii juuuuuussst tooook a craaaaapp, iiiiiitt waaaas reallllly baaaaaddd, it buuuuuuuurrned my deeeeemonic aaaaaassss and nooooowww I am saaaaad.” He exited with a mighty flush as his enemy faced him down right outside the door. “I need to shit too once in a while dickhead.”, Sub Zero was not pleased, ever since this uneasy peace it seemed there was never a free moment to use the bathroom. “What are you doing in there anyway? It is not like you are jerking off, your dick was burned off years ago.” Scorpion erupted in a bout of flame and was now a skeleton. “Nooo, I can't, should we talk about what happened to your appendages? Or is it too soon to mention the ice tray incident?” Sub Zero became sad and cried tears which froze before being able to escape his stupid cold face. “You do not know what it is like, shrinkage was a real issue and you know how it makes me feel. Can we not do this right now please?” “Oh all right, I supposed you have been helping me with my baths and daily feedings, ever since we moved into this apartment I have begun feeling like you do not hate me anymore, you never rip off my head, you are always criticizing me and it makes me hot...not in a good way either. Sub Zero set down his knitting and looked at his friend, “Look, I really still need to use the bathroom okay?” “Then use it.”, said Scorpion. “I will.”, replied Sub Zero with a pep in his step as he pranced to the bathroom angrily. Sub Zero then uses the bathroom. Having finished using the restroom, Sub Zero returns to the couch and resuming knitting while humming: “Dun dun da dun da dun da dun da dah. Duh da du da duh da, (murmering) mortal kombat” Scorpion now in human form once more slaps his right knee past his thigh, but not quite the very tip of his knee, about 4 inches away from the front of his leg where the human knee joint is usually located. “See? No hate, just some odd couple bullshit...you used to be cool man.” Both beginning humming together as we slip out quietly...I mean really who wants to watch that? They are like a married couple.

II

Lament of Badgers

Liu Kang looked out over Edenia, a sprawling and beautiful land, with its sparkling waters and happy squirrels. He then put down the magazine and observed his dreary surroundings. The apartment was in his Mother Sui Kang's name not his own so he could not help but try to follow the rules, no loud chewing, no spiked arm bands on the couch and the worst rule of all, no fighting. There was water running, in fact it had been running for too long now... “Kitana! Are you almost done washing our produce yet?” “Almost my little Egg Foo Hung!” God he hated that nickname, yes he had a huge dong, but it was not the most mighty of the Wangs, Goro held that title. “Did you check the mail K? I was too busy rehearsing for my graduation speech.” Kitana laughed crazily and did a back flip, “I am so glad to be who I am! And yes I checked the mail and no you did not get anything, hehhhahahahahahaaaa!” Liu Kang stood up with speedy and fresh air while flossing shouting: “You disrespect the fish you get the whole thing, you wanted to see, you dreamed so hard like a fighting fish of glory. So now what say the opponents?” Kitana rose in the air on one leg while posing with her hands clasped and began to sing “Shake shake shake senora shake your body line.” and while gyrating was also firing a Desert Eagle at her husbands feet. “For fuck's sake what is wrong with you? You crazy ass bitch, we are gonna get evicted now cut it out!” Kitana descended to the ground and scratched at the wood, she scratched until her fingers were bleeding. Liu Kang watched for a few moments and then bowed, back flipping out of the room while letting out small “Wudap!” and “Wah!”.

Keys were heard jingling the doorknob. “Waiyaiyaiyaiyaiiiiiiii!!!” It was the landlord, must have gotten off early. She flung herself into the room, then backwards down the stairs and out into the road. A passing car honked its horn loudly, Sui stood up and lifted the vehicle over end like it was made of paper. People scattered in fear as she walked up to the window of the car where a man was stammering and shaking. She pointed her bony dirty green finger in his dumb stupid face, then turned and ran back up the stairs, then fell back down the stairs, then went to the local corner store for a candy bar, then returned to the stairs, she then carefully went up them and hopped over the last one, she was not going to fall for that shit again. Entering the room to find filthy empty food containers and dirty diapers stacked in the corner. “ I am home you lazy no good doo doo Kang!” Her screams filled the room and Liu Kang smiled warmly, “Hey Mom, did you check the mail? I am waiting for a collectors edition mug with a map of how to get to the new island for the chess tournament I told you about. His mother punched a hole in the wall, lit a cigarette while bouncing a basketball with her arm still in the wall, she took a drag and no smoke ever came out. “I know how deep this goes, there is no chess tournament, you must have gotten drunk with rent again right?” Liu Kang looked into a nearby mirror, winked, wiped his face, noticed his left eyebrow was getting long again and plucked a hair, then procured a shaver and removed the entire thing. “Oh no now I look not like a furious fighting man of burning muscle punches anymore. “Oh you look so handsome, like a suitable rental car with extra seat room!” His mother was now juggling firey blades and a cat. “Mom why do you always know just what words are said?” She swung a samurai sword at a watermelon in mid-air. “From here on out I will never talk like a boondalungaloo again. I am sorry that you are such a little baby bitty beep beep blop ploopy bloopy blee. It is the only way to center your Chihuahua.”

Liu Kang nodded and quietly painted his finger nails hot pink, he stopped to apply a small sticker of a baby chick to his index nail. “Kitana, thank you so much for this color it is striking, get it?” Kitana burst into the room wearing an overcoat and a bullet proof vest. “I am happy you like it, to make others happy is the motto of the badger!” Liu Kang fought to prevent vomiting as he drank a glass of rotten milk. He looked at a picture of himself on the wall, “Badger? What are you talking about?” Kitana set her puppy down and it ran backwards to its kennel. “You know silly, the Lament of Badgers Festival. It is what precedes Mortal Kombat in the hood bitch.” Liu kang took a long drink of chunky sour milk, “By the Gods why am I drinking this? Yeah I forgot, oh well, guess it is time for DVR watching. Liu Kangs ugly stupid fingernails tapped the remote lightly. He list-fully opened the viewing guide and selected his library, then navigated to settings, system and updates and then moved down 3 places to select update check, the screen flickered and he was back at the previous menu. Liu watched as his TV levitated off the ground and fell, shattering like a pillow dropped on bags. “Liu Kang you silly sad Sally! Get the fuck up and train now!” Raiden was standing in front of him smoking a blunt and wearing a pimp coat, his hat replaced with a bandanna. “And yo stupid asses better have my rent by the first...bitch.” He was instantly gone in a puff of green smoke, a small fire had been started by his lightning feet of fury. Liu Kang had to act fast, he threw Kitana's cat at the fire and it took out a cat sized fire extinguisher out of its suitcase and sprayed coolant, putting out the fire. While flying through the air it had also pissed for the length of the throw, not of fear but vengeance. “Now I leave you with my mighty piss stain to remind you of the day you crossed me, Sudakai Hiroki!” The cat struggled his paw to flip the bird to the human and left, making sure to slam the door. “But your name was Fluffles.” Liu Kangs eyes welled up with tears as he chopped an onion furiously with care. The door burst open, and Sudakai looked like a fire dragon as he said “That was never my name, you are so stupid man really, no one likes you. You are cheap, you are always yelling some unintelligible shit and spamming, sorry bro but fuck you. I forgot my nip.” The cat had snatched his satchel of kitty cat mowie wowie and fled slamming the door. Liu Kang cried this time out of sadness as the cat had also made off with the rent...oh well...it wasn't the first time.

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By Queef Magazine (à Brunoy, France) https://www.instagram.com/p/BouS4R9BOlN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1io4nis88ml4u

[senttotheshadowrealm]

Just a fun story to remind everyone why looking for credible news sources is important.

There is a slight political tone, but the overall message goes beyond politics. Feel free to ignore if you’ve had it with politics.

My mom, who up until tonight, has been a massive Trump supporter, gave a scoff as she searched the web.

“Can you believe Jill Biden had the nerve to call Melania a ‘dingbat’? Melania has never said a bad word about anyone!” Immediately, I’m taken aback by the word ‘dingbat’. It just seemed....odd. I asked my mom where she heard it. She handed me her phone. It was a FB post by a page called “Americans Love Donald Trump”. Already not a good sign. I click on the link, and it takes me to a website I’ve never heard of before, and it certainly didn’t appear to be a credible news site. I go down to the quote and give it a read. It was very immaturely written and didn’t match the speaking patterns that I have heard Jill Biden use. They also did not give a page or any other proper citation to the magazine from which they claimed they got the quote. But they did give the name of the magazine:...

The QUEEFLANTIC Magazine.

Fucking QUEEFlantic.

I was laughing so hard at that ridiculous name that I forgot to be mad at the time. People who aren’t super tech savvy, like my mom, believe almost everything they hear because...why would people lie, right? Just be careful out there, everyone. Mind your Boomers.

#RaeWrites #SillyStuff

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WIRE MAGAZINE GOING OUT CALENDAR OF EVENTS MARCH 5-11

NIGHTLIFE AND ENTERTAINMENT

THURSDAY, MARCH 5

GRAMPS: Gold on the Rocks with Queef Latina’s cocktail class. First class from 6:30-7:30 p.m., second class from 7:30-8:30 p.m. Get your tickets at teamgold.us. 

HÔTEL GATHERING: Hoppy Hour 5-8 p.m. with $3 beers, $1 off well, $2 off call & $3 off premium drinks. Get ready for Bingo Thursdays. For additional info, visit gaythering.com. 1409 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach

PALACE: Cafe con Leche Thursdays hosted by Missy Meyakie and Josefina La Mujer De Los Globos. For more information or to make a reservation, call 305.587.3588 or visit palacesouthbeach.com. “Every Queen Needs A Palace.” 1052 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach

TWIST: Doll Brawl with Athena Dion. Music by DJ Aulden Brown. 2-4-1 drinks till 3 a.m. “Never a cover… Always a groove.” 1057 Washington Ave., Miami Beach

FRIDAY, MARCH 6

HÔTEL GAYTHERING: Hoppy Hour 5-8 p.m. with $3 beers, $1 off well, $2 off call & $3 off premium drinks. $3 Bud Lights & $7 Jack. Then join in for Bears & Hares at 9 p.m. Enjoy drink specials. No cover. 21+.

PALACE: Drag lunch 12-3 p.m. Hosted by Tiffany Fantasia. Then at 7 p.m., Drag Madness hosted by TP Lords. “Every Queen Needs A Palace.”

THE MANOR: Dahlia Sin. DJ JPS in Ballroom; and the Ultra Lounge with DJ Miik. $150 VIP room bottle special. No cover before midnight FL Residents 21+. After midnight, members $7, non-members $10; $12 all night for under 21. For info, visit themanorcomplex.com. 2345 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors

TWIST: Always Packed with DJ Sushiman. “Never a cover… Always a groove.”

SATURDAY, MARCH 7

HÔTEL GAYTHERING: Inner Space Yoga with Joseph 11 a.m. - 12 p.m. All levels. Work your spiritual and physical fitness with this energetic flow sequence. Donation based classes. Hoppy Hour 5-8 p.m. with $3 beers, $1 off well, $2 off call & $3 off premium drinks. Enjoy $3 Stellas & $7 Titos.

PALACE: Enjoy Saturday Brunch Extravaganza hosted by Noel Leon, 11:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. Then at 5 p.m., join in for a Drag Gone Wild hosted by Tiffany Fantasia. “Every Queen Needs A Palace.”

THE MANOR: SIckening beats by DJ Sushiman. No cover before midnight, for FL Residents 21+. After midnight, members $7, non-members $10; $12 all night for under 21. $3 well drinks 11 p.m. - midnight. $150 VIP room bottle specials all night.

TWIST: Muscle Boy Saturdays with DJ Mika. 10 p.m. - 5 a.m. “Never a cover… Always a groove.”

SUNDAY, MARCH 8

HÔTEL GAYTHERING: Hoppy Hour 2-8 p.m with $3 beers, $1 off well, $2 off call & $3 off premium drinks. Enjoy Sunday Funday bar games with $3 PBRs & $7 Absolut flavors all night.

PALACE: Join in for the most iconic brunch experience, Brunchic. Two servings, 11:30 a.m. & 2 p.m. “Every Queen Needs A Palace.”

TWIST: Steamy Sundays in the Garden Bar. Pussila’s Underwear Contest: winner gets $100 bar tab. Music by DJ Paulie. “Never a cover… Always a groove.”

MONDAY, MARCH 9

HÔTEL GAYTHERING: Hoppy Hour 5-8 p.m. with $3 beers, $1 off well, $2 off call & $3 off premium drinks. At 8 p.m., join in for Karaoke Mondays with drink specials.

PALACE: Missy Meyakie Lepaige hosts Mondays Are A Drag with beer and burger specials.

TWIST: VJ Nathan presents Pop with DJ Josh Riptide. “Never a cover… Always a groove.“

TUESDAY, MARCH 10

HÔTEL GAYTHERING: Hoppy Hour 5-8 p.m. with $3 beers, $1 off well, $2 off call & $3 off premium drinks. Then join in for Tight Ass Two’s Days with 2-4-1 well drinks all night. Enjoy $7 Alexander Beaverhausens. Inner Space Yoga with Paul 7-8 p.m. All levels. Work your spiritual and physical fitness with this energetic flow sequence. Donation-based classes. 2-4-1 sauna happy hour 5-11 p.m.

PALACE: Tacos & Tequila Tuesdays with half off tacos and tequila specials. Hosted by Noel Leon. Shows at 7 p.m. “Every Queen Needs A Palace.”

TWIST: 2-4-1 Happy Hour 1-9 p.m. on everything. Arroz con Mango with Carla Croqueta. Music by DJ Mika. “Never a cover… Always a groove.”

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 11

HÔTEL GAYTHERING: Hoppy Hour 5-8 p.m. with $3 beers, $1 off well, $2 off call & $3 off premium drinks. Gaymer night starting at 6 p.m. is Smash the Slumlords. Hosting Just Dance, Super Smash Bros. and retro games. Dance with your friends and help a worthy cause with your donations to play. Trivia night starts at 8 p.m. Winner gets $50 off their bar tab for the night. $3 PBRs & $7 Absolut all night.

PALACE: Way Back Wednesday hosted by Tiffany Fantasia with shows from 7-11:30 p.m. “Every Queen Needs A Palace.”

TWIST: Getting Fresh with TP Lords, featuring Josefina La Globos and Nicole Halliwell with sounds by DJ Mika. Showtime 1 a.m. “Never a cover… Always a groove.”

UPCOMING EVENTS

BEARSURRECTION WEEK: April 6-12, 2020. BearSurrection Fort Lauderdale is back! For the fourth year in a row, this week-long festival has made its mark for the South Florida region and brings worldwide exposure to Bears and their admirers. A week full of fun, beach, music, parties, food, and fellowship is planned with The Grand Resort and Spa now the official sponsor hotel for the week. Events are currently being planned that will include a pool party at The Grand for Sunday, April 12th.

NAKED WEEK: April 13-19, 2020. Enjoy being naked during one of The Grand’s special Naked Weeks – where the entire property is clothing optional.  Guests will be able to sunbathe in the buff on our sundeck, swim naked in the turquoise heated pool, and stroll in your birthday suit around our common grounds! Guests will be required to wear a towel only when you visit us in the office when purchasing alcohol or during breakfast and happy hours in the Club Room. Footwear is highly recommended. 

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was tagged by @odetosleepyjoshdun (hi!! thanks for tagging me i love these :3) to give u the first 10 songs that pop on shuffle

i’m going to use the music from my entire computer bc my phone’s out of immediate reach, might not be 100% representative of my current music taste (which is... Homestuck, Oomph!, more Homestuck, vaguely a couple unrelated songs, and Homestuck)

Pink Cat ~ Homestuck OST (told ya)

Protect me from myself ~ Broken Edge (ok that one’s from a sample that came w/ a metal/hard rock magazine i used to buy regularly. can’t seem to find a link to it it’s not very well-known)

Run Silent Run Deep ~ Iron Maiden

A Jewel Traced Through Coal ~ Dimmu Borgir (!!! i’d forgotten how much i like their stuff despite my Everyday Jacket being literally printed w/ one of the covers(? is that the right word) for that very album)

~~~~DISK 1~~~~ from the SBURB OST (does it even count it’s like 5 seconds long lol)

Asgard ~ Therion (YES!!!!! yes one of my favourite albums ever!!!!!! yes just fuck me up)

Judas Be My Guide ~ Iron Maiden (look i don’t even listen to that much Iron Maiden i just have their entire discography on my laptop and it’s a Bigge Discography With Many A Song :T)

Staff of Lightning ~ Two Steps From Hell

Freunde bleiben ~ Tokio Hotel (LMAO remnants from middle school. idk about other countries but here in France around the... late 2000s? Tokio Hotel got really super fucking popular out of nowhere and it faded away just as quickly lol)

Courtroom Shuffle ~ LOFAM 3 (more Homestuck. i’m impressed there wasn’t more i’ve got nearly a thousand Homestuck-related songs on my computer out of 6,220 total)

tagging the first ten blogs in my activity as usual: @daughterof-wolves, @polestardean, @astriferium, @pheenemo, @queef-stew, @zerohunter413, @kdcat97, @lyriumdemon, @beedlemybard and @aladengodcomplex!

as usual you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to, and if you’re not tagged but want to do it feel free to say i tagged you!!

#abby gets tagged sometimes #odetosleepyjoshdun #long post //

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What’s Hot South Florida: June 9 – June 13

Last Monday, Jose Vega produced the first annual Miss Southern States All American Goddess, an official preliminary to All American Goddess at the Boardwalk. Congratulations to winner Starlet Skye and 1st alternate Chantel Reshae. Last Thursday, I headed to Orlando for Gay Disney Weekend, but right here in south Florida the world famous Boardwalk was celebrating their 32nd anniversary VIP party. I would personally like to wish congratulations to Victor, Scott, Alyson and the entire staff of Boardwalk and wish them many more years of success. Seen there were Kitty Meow, Dawn Scott, Selena Jimenez, Debbie & Bernadette, Franchesque Richards, Mark Negrette, Nicole T Phillips, Alexis Couture (Miss Boardwalk) and many more. Some of the highlights of the evening were: Alyson Thomas performing the  Karen Carpenter number “We Only Just Begun” to Victor Zepka, the fabulous free buffet prepared by Chefs Chris and Tommy, and the amazing crowds.

In Orlando I attended the OMW VIP party in the fabulous Suite on the 17th floor, which featured an open bar and lots of food. While there I got to chat with Billy and Tom and give big hugs to  Darcy and Judy. Also there was Keith Blackburn (GFLGLCC), Terry Decarlo (The Center) and his hubby Bill, DJ JB Burgos and his hubby, DJ Shane Stiel (now that’s a booty), and many sexy men. Afterwards we went over to “taste of Gaydays” at the Doubletree where they featured lite bites and lots of liquor samples. Seen there was  Coco Montrese, Alexis Mateo, Deja Devonier, Kataleya Davenport Dupree, Amanda D’hrod, Harmony Breeze, and about 20 silk performers who were flying above us!

Friday, June 9

Magic City Casino presents the annual Ultimate Miami Drag Queen with special entertainment by Sharon Needles and Jinkx Monsoon, the winners of RuPaul’s Drag Race seasons 4 and 5, respectively. Tickets are only $25 and VIP tables $300. For more information or to purchase tickets, go to: TheUltimateMiami.com

Saturday, June 10

Ramrod presents Underground Invasion (2nd Saturday of every month) starring DJ Tomas Arias.

The South Florida Pride Wind Ensemble, Jazz Ensemble, and Steel Drum Band will take the stage in the Amaturo Theater as they celebrate the contribution of gay and lesbian composers and the gay and lesbian band movement. Guest vocalists and dancers will be invited to join forces with the band. Tickets start at $30.

CycleWard Studio in Fort Lauderdale will host a special charity ride from 11:30a.m. to 12:15p.m.to memorialize the 49 victims of the Pulse nightclub shooting in Orlando, just two days prior to it being one-year of the tragic event.  It will be a dual-ride led by CycleWard instructors Nick Tofini and his partner, Brian Varela, who conceptualized the fundraising initiative. The cost to participate is $40 per person, limited to 49 bikes in honor of the victims, and includes a free shirt and complimentary drink coupon for the after-party at Rosie’s Bar & Grill. All proceeds from the ride will be donated to Equality Florida—the largest civil rights organization dedicated to securing full equality for Florida’s lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) community. Space is limited so interested riders are encouraged to register and reserve their spot in advance at cyclewardstudio.com.

Sunday, June 11

Equality Rally for Unity and Pride takes place today from 4-6pm at Huizenga Park in downtown Fort Lauderdale. This is done in solidarity with the march in Washington D.C.. The Rally will feature special guest speakers, entertainment and community spirit.

In remembrance of the one year of the Pulse Nightclub shooting in Orlando, the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts of Miami-Dade County is proud to host COMMUNI-TEA DANCE from 4-8pm– a FREE community event honoring those affected by the tragedy. They will feature a joyous tea dance hosted by Tiffany T Fantasia, with music by DJ Hottpants and Deejay Smeejay. Guests will also experience live performances from drag superstars Queef Latina, Ann Atomic, Jupiter Velvet, Kat Wilderness and LGBTQ local acts such as The State Of and more. Parking is available for $5 in Lot C. The Arsht Center will unveil a commemorative brick stone installation to forever honor the moment. For more information, please visit onepulsefoundation.org.

Misty Eyez and Georgie’s Alibi presents the annual Mister and Miss Stonewall Pageant at 9pm. The night will be hosted by the reigning Mister and Miss Stonewall Antonio Edwards and Starlet Skye. There is no entry fee, but registration is at 4pm at Alibi.

Monday, June 12

Georgie’s Alibi/Monkey Bar presents their annual Turnabout charity event and silent auction, with this year’s theme, “Gays in Space” at 9 p.m.  The event will benefit Safe Schools South Florida and the Louis Montoya Fund.

Poverello will be celebrating their 30th anniversary with an open house from 10am to 7pm, where they will feature facility tours, 50% off their thrift store, leadership recognitions, and Italian dinner and much more! For more information call 954-561-3663.

The Pride Center invites everyone to join them in the lobby at 6pm as they hang the framed flag that flew over the Unites States capital on June 16, 2016, the day of the Pulse Massacre This will mark the year since LGBTQ+ individuals were targeted and killed at Pulse Nightclub on Latin Night in the deadliest mass shooting by a single gunman in US history.

Tuesday, June 13

One of Broadways biggest new hits, Finding Neverland, comes to the Broward Center for the Performing Arts from today until June 25 with tickets starting at $40.25 at BrowardCenter.org.

Hot Stuff

Check out the ad for J Marks in this issue and cut out the coupons to get and of the following for only $12.99: 10oz New York Strip, 2 fresh catch options, Chicken Parmesan, Chicken Madeira (1 breast) or Chicken Fierro (1 breast).

Z-Roc Dermatology presents some great June specials: 20% off PRP Services,  50% off TruSculpt, and 20% off Aesthetician services for new aesthetics patients.

This is HOT

An English mother and her teenage son spend a week preparing the sale of their remote holiday house in the South of France. Fifteen-year-old Elliot struggles with his dawning sexuality and an increasing alienation from his mother, Beatrice. She in turn is confronted by the realization that her marriage to his father, Philip, has grown loveless  and  the  life  she  knows  is  coming  to  an  end.  When an enigmatic local teenager, Clément, quietly enters their lives, both mother and son are compelled to confront their desires and, finally, each other. Departure is an intimate story beginning at dawn on the first day and ending at night on the sixth, charting the end of a summer, the end of a childhood and the end of an otherwise nuclear, middle class family. Departure is 109 minutes and is available on WolfeVideo.com for only $19.95.

from Hotspots! Magazine https://hotspotsmagazine.com/2017/06/07/whats-hot-south-florida-june-9-june-13/ from Hot Spots Magazine https://hotspotsmagazine.tumblr.com/post/161545666330

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What’s Hot South Florida: June 9 – June 13

Last Monday, Jose Vega produced the first annual Miss Southern States All American Goddess, an official preliminary to All American Goddess at the Boardwalk. Congratulations to winner Starlet Skye and 1st alternate Chantel Reshae. Last Thursday, I headed to Orlando for Gay Disney Weekend, but right here in south Florida the world famous Boardwalk was celebrating their 32nd anniversary VIP party. I would personally like to wish congratulations to Victor, Scott, Alyson and the entire staff of Boardwalk and wish them many more years of success. Seen there were Kitty Meow, Dawn Scott, Selena Jimenez, Debbie & Bernadette, Franchesque Richards, Mark Negrette, Nicole T Phillips, Alexis Couture (Miss Boardwalk) and many more. Some of the highlights of the evening were: Alyson Thomas performing the  Karen Carpenter number “We Only Just Begun” to Victor Zepka, the fabulous free buffet prepared by Chefs Chris and Tommy, and the amazing crowds.

In Orlando I attended the OMW VIP party in the fabulous Suite on the 17th floor, which featured an open bar and lots of food. While there I got to chat with Billy and Tom and give big hugs to  Darcy and Judy. Also there was Keith Blackburn (GFLGLCC), Terry Decarlo (The Center) and his hubby Bill, DJ JB Burgos and his hubby, DJ Shane Stiel (now that’s a booty), and many sexy men. Afterwards we went over to “taste of Gaydays” at the Doubletree where they featured lite bites and lots of liquor samples. Seen there was  Coco Montrese, Alexis Mateo, Deja Devonier, Kataleya Davenport Dupree, Amanda D’hrod, Harmony Breeze, and about 20 silk performers who were flying above us!

Friday, June 9

Magic City Casino presents the annual Ultimate Miami Drag Queen with special entertainment by Sharon Needles and Jinkx Monsoon, the winners of RuPaul’s Drag Race seasons 4 and 5, respectively. Tickets are only $25 and VIP tables $300. For more information or to purchase tickets, go to: TheUltimateMiami.com

Saturday, June 10

Ramrod presents Underground Invasion (2nd Saturday of every month) starring DJ Tomas Arias.

The South Florida Pride Wind Ensemble, Jazz Ensemble, and Steel Drum Band will take the stage in the Amaturo Theater as they celebrate the contribution of gay and lesbian composers and the gay and lesbian band movement. Guest vocalists and dancers will be invited to join forces with the band. Tickets start at $30.

CycleWard Studio in Fort Lauderdale will host a special charity ride from 11:30a.m. to 12:15p.m.to memorialize the 49 victims of the Pulse nightclub shooting in Orlando, just two days prior to it being one-year of the tragic event.  It will be a dual-ride led by CycleWard instructors Nick Tofini and his partner, Brian Varela, who conceptualized the fundraising initiative. The cost to participate is $40 per person, limited to 49 bikes in honor of the victims, and includes a free shirt and complimentary drink coupon for the after-party at Rosie’s Bar & Grill. All proceeds from the ride will be donated to Equality Florida—the largest civil rights organization dedicated to securing full equality for Florida’s lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) community. Space is limited so interested riders are encouraged to register and reserve their spot in advance at cyclewardstudio.com.

Sunday, June 11

Equality Rally for Unity and Pride takes place today from 4-6pm at Huizenga Park in downtown Fort Lauderdale. This is done in solidarity with the march in Washington D.C.. The Rally will feature special guest speakers, entertainment and community spirit.

In remembrance of the one year of the Pulse Nightclub shooting in Orlando, the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts of Miami-Dade County is proud to host COMMUNI-TEA DANCE from 4-8pm– a FREE community event honoring those affected by the tragedy. They will feature a joyous tea dance hosted by Tiffany T Fantasia, with music by DJ Hottpants and Deejay Smeejay. Guests will also experience live performances from drag superstars Queef Latina, Ann Atomic, Jupiter Velvet, Kat Wilderness and LGBTQ local acts such as The State Of and more. Parking is available for $5 in Lot C. The Arsht Center will unveil a commemorative brick stone installation to forever honor the moment. For more information, please visit onepulsefoundation.org.

Misty Eyez and Georgie’s Alibi presents the annual Mister and Miss Stonewall Pageant at 9pm. The night will be hosted by the reigning Mister and Miss Stonewall Antonio Edwards and Starlet Skye. There is no entry fee, but registration is at 4pm at Alibi.

Monday, June 12

Georgie’s Alibi/Monkey Bar presents their annual Turnabout charity event and silent auction, with this year’s theme, “Gays in Space” at 9 p.m.  The event will benefit Safe Schools South Florida and the Louis Montoya Fund.

Poverello will be celebrating their 30th anniversary with an open house from 10am to 7pm, where they will feature facility tours, 50% off their thrift store, leadership recognitions, and Italian dinner and much more! For more information call 954-561-3663.

The Pride Center invites everyone to join them in the lobby at 6pm as they hang the framed flag that flew over the Unites States capital on June 16, 2016, the day of the Pulse Massacre This will mark the year since LGBTQ+ individuals were targeted and killed at Pulse Nightclub on Latin Night in the deadliest mass shooting by a single gunman in US history.

Tuesday, June 13

One of Broadways biggest new hits, Finding Neverland, comes to the Broward Center for the Performing Arts from today until June 25 with tickets starting at $40.25 at BrowardCenter.org.

Hot Stuff

Check out the ad for J Marks in this issue and cut out the coupons to get and of the following for only $12.99: 10oz New York Strip, 2 fresh catch options, Chicken Parmesan, Chicken Madeira (1 breast) or Chicken Fierro (1 breast).

Z-Roc Dermatology presents some great June specials: 20% off PRP Services,  50% off TruSculpt, and 20% off Aesthetician services for new aesthetics patients.

This is HOT

An English mother and her teenage son spend a week preparing the sale of their remote holiday house in the South of France. Fifteen-year-old Elliot struggles with his dawning sexuality and an increasing alienation from his mother, Beatrice. She in turn is confronted by the realization that her marriage to his father, Philip, has grown loveless  and  the  life  she  knows  is  coming  to  an  end.  When an enigmatic local teenager, Clément, quietly enters their lives, both mother and son are compelled to confront their desires and, finally, each other. Departure is an intimate story beginning at dawn on the first day and ending at night on the sixth, charting the end of a summer, the end of a childhood and the end of an otherwise nuclear, middle class family. Departure is 109 minutes and is available on WolfeVideo.com for only $19.95.

source https://hotspotsmagazine.com/2017/06/07/whats-hot-south-florida-june-9-june-13/ from Hot Spots Magazine http://hotspotsmagazin.blogspot.com/2017/06/whats-hot-south-florida-june-9-june-13.html

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By Queef Magazine (à Brunoy, France) https://www.instagram.com/p/BouS_RNhpnj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19ollgkvysxuk

[hotspotsmagazine]

What’s Hot South Florida: June 9 – June 13

Last Monday, Jose Vega produced the first annual Miss Southern States All American Goddess, an official preliminary to All American Goddess at the Boardwalk. Congratulations to winner Starlet Skye and 1st alternate Chantel Reshae. Last Thursday, I headed to Orlando for Gay Disney Weekend, but right here in south Florida the world famous Boardwalk was celebrating their 32nd anniversary VIP party. I would personally like to wish congratulations to Victor, Scott, Alyson and the entire staff of Boardwalk and wish them many more years of success. Seen there were Kitty Meow, Dawn Scott, Selena Jimenez, Debbie & Bernadette, Franchesque Richards, Mark Negrette, Nicole T Phillips, Alexis Couture (Miss Boardwalk) and many more. Some of the highlights of the evening were: Alyson Thomas performing the  Karen Carpenter number “We Only Just Begun” to Victor Zepka, the fabulous free buffet prepared by Chefs Chris and Tommy, and the amazing crowds.

In Orlando I attended the OMW VIP party in the fabulous Suite on the 17th floor, which featured an open bar and lots of food. While there I got to chat with Billy and Tom and give big hugs to  Darcy and Judy. Also there was Keith Blackburn (GFLGLCC), Terry Decarlo (The Center) and his hubby Bill, DJ JB Burgos and his hubby, DJ Shane Stiel (now that’s a booty), and many sexy men. Afterwards we went over to “taste of Gaydays” at the Doubletree where they featured lite bites and lots of liquor samples. Seen there was  Coco Montrese, Alexis Mateo, Deja Devonier, Kataleya Davenport Dupree, Amanda D’hrod, Harmony Breeze, and about 20 silk performers who were flying above us!

Friday, June 9

Magic City Casino presents the annual Ultimate Miami Drag Queen with special entertainment by Sharon Needles and Jinkx Monsoon, the winners of RuPaul’s Drag Race seasons 4 and 5, respectively. Tickets are only $25 and VIP tables $300. For more information or to purchase tickets, go to: TheUltimateMiami.com

Saturday, June 10

Ramrod presents Underground Invasion (2nd Saturday of every month) starring DJ Tomas Arias.

The South Florida Pride Wind Ensemble, Jazz Ensemble, and Steel Drum Band will take the stage in the Amaturo Theater as they celebrate the contribution of gay and lesbian composers and the gay and lesbian band movement. Guest vocalists and dancers will be invited to join forces with the band. Tickets start at $30.

CycleWard Studio in Fort Lauderdale will host a special charity ride from 11:30a.m. to 12:15p.m.to memorialize the 49 victims of the Pulse nightclub shooting in Orlando, just two days prior to it being one-year of the tragic event.  It will be a dual-ride led by CycleWard instructors Nick Tofini and his partner, Brian Varela, who conceptualized the fundraising initiative. The cost to participate is $40 per person, limited to 49 bikes in honor of the victims, and includes a free shirt and complimentary drink coupon for the after-party at Rosie’s Bar & Grill. All proceeds from the ride will be donated to Equality Florida—the largest civil rights organization dedicated to securing full equality for Florida’s lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) community. Space is limited so interested riders are encouraged to register and reserve their spot in advance at cyclewardstudio.com.

Sunday, June 11

Equality Rally for Unity and Pride takes place today from 4-6pm at Huizenga Park in downtown Fort Lauderdale. This is done in solidarity with the march in Washington D.C.. The Rally will feature special guest speakers, entertainment and community spirit.

In remembrance of the one year of the Pulse Nightclub shooting in Orlando, the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts of Miami-Dade County is proud to host COMMUNI-TEA DANCE from 4-8pm– a FREE community event honoring those affected by the tragedy. They will feature a joyous tea dance hosted by Tiffany T Fantasia, with music by DJ Hottpants and Deejay Smeejay. Guests will also experience live performances from drag superstars Queef Latina, Ann Atomic, Jupiter Velvet, Kat Wilderness and LGBTQ local acts such as The State Of and more. Parking is available for $5 in Lot C. The Arsht Center will unveil a commemorative brick stone installation to forever honor the moment. For more information, please visit onepulsefoundation.org.

Misty Eyez and Georgie’s Alibi presents the annual Mister and Miss Stonewall Pageant at 9pm. The night will be hosted by the reigning Mister and Miss Stonewall Antonio Edwards and Starlet Skye. There is no entry fee, but registration is at 4pm at Alibi.

Monday, June 12

Georgie’s Alibi/Monkey Bar presents their annual Turnabout charity event and silent auction, with this year’s theme, “Gays in Space” at 9 p.m.  The event will benefit Safe Schools South Florida and the Louis Montoya Fund.

Poverello will be celebrating their 30th anniversary with an open house from 10am to 7pm, where they will feature facility tours, 50% off their thrift store, leadership recognitions, and Italian dinner and much more! For more information call 954-561-3663.

The Pride Center invites everyone to join them in the lobby at 6pm as they hang the framed flag that flew over the Unites States capital on June 16, 2016, the day of the Pulse Massacre This will mark the year since LGBTQ+ individuals were targeted and killed at Pulse Nightclub on Latin Night in the deadliest mass shooting by a single gunman in US history.

Tuesday, June 13

One of Broadways biggest new hits, Finding Neverland, comes to the Broward Center for the Performing Arts from today until June 25 with tickets starting at $40.25 at BrowardCenter.org.

Hot Stuff

Check out the ad for J Marks in this issue and cut out the coupons to get and of the following for only $12.99: 10oz New York Strip, 2 fresh catch options, Chicken Parmesan, Chicken Madeira (1 breast) or Chicken Fierro (1 breast).

Z-Roc Dermatology presents some great June specials: 20% off PRP Services,  50% off TruSculpt, and 20% off Aesthetician services for new aesthetics patients.

This is HOT

An English mother and her teenage son spend a week preparing the sale of their remote holiday house in the South of France. Fifteen-year-old Elliot struggles with his dawning sexuality and an increasing alienation from his mother, Beatrice. She in turn is confronted by the realization that her marriage to his father, Philip, has grown loveless  and  the  life  she  knows  is  coming  to  an  end.  When an enigmatic local teenager, Clément, quietly enters their lives, both mother and son are compelled to confront their desires and, finally, each other. Departure is an intimate story beginning at dawn on the first day and ending at night on the sixth, charting the end of a summer, the end of a childhood and the end of an otherwise nuclear, middle class family. Departure is 109 minutes and is available on WolfeVideo.com for only $19.95.

from Hotspots! Magazine https://hotspotsmagazine.com/2017/06/07/whats-hot-south-florida-june-9-june-13/

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