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feelingtheaster99 · 18 days
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Riz is much too tired to defend his friends to his mom but him saying “NOOO mom Kristen does CrossFit now” to explain how he’s not carrying Kristen was so fucking funny
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gender-luster · 10 months
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rrat-king · 25 days
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riz vs the fact that both of his parents are sleeping with dudes from hell now
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tomurakii · 5 days
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I kind of hate all the comparisons between kipperlily and like. Those fuckass "affirmative action fucks me over I wish I was [minority] so it would be easier" people because none of that. Is what she said. She said the bad kids already had more experience with adventuring before they got to augefort and it meant they had an advantage. Which is true. Yeah Riz was lower-class but his mum was a COP. Riz, Kristen and Fig had parents who were heroes (Sandra-Lynn is an active ranger, Kristen's parents are paladins, Sklonda is a rogue), Adaine's family was super rich and politically influential, Fabian had both. Gorgug's the only one who wasn't actively at an advantage [IN THE CONTEXT OF HAVING PRIOR KNOWLEDGE ABOUT HEROISM] and she didn't have shit to say about him. Kipperlily was the first person in her family to try heroism, the bad kids are largely legacy admissions.
Additionally to the people comparing it to the "anti-affirmative action" crowd: do you know what affirmative action is. The bad kids didn't receive special consideration on their admissions to aguefort or scholarships or additional financial support or extended assessment times or anything. How could she be mad about affirmative action if none of these people received affirmative action. What they DID have was knowledge about their classes that started much earlier than high school, which is what Kipperlily said in her file that she thought grading should be adjusted for because she did not have that.
To me it's less like affirmative action and more like augefort is like an IQ test. They pretend that it's fair and objective, but you can be taught how to do those things from a younger age, and if your parents took the time to teach you pattern recognition and shit then you'll do better on an IQ test than someone who wasn't trained for it and everyone will act like that makes you innately smarter when it doesn't. It just means someone taught you how to do that earlier.
Barring Gorgug, every one of the bad kids had access to information about heroism and their class at a younger age than Kipperlily did, which primed them for success in their classes. Every one of them got additional information about mysteries from their families (and even direct battle-tactics training from Bill), Riz especially with getting classified info out of his mum. Kipperlily does not have hero relatives. She's the first in her family line to attend a hero school. She knew nothing about it before her first day, meanwhile Kristen was already the chosen of Helio, Adaine had already been attending the best wizard school in the country, Fabian had already spent his whole life training with his father, and Riz was already involved in solving mysteries using info and tactics he got from his parents.
They aren't necessarily "privileged" (except Fabian and Adaine), but Kipperlily didn't say they were, she said that in the specific context of attending a hero school they had a prior-knowledge advantage. Saying they didn't is like comparing the grades of a kid who's academic career started with preschool with a kid who didn't attend until middle school and acting like one of them wasn't better prepared.
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Ares? Hephaestus? God of War? God of Machines? Please. Put some respect on their names. That's Mr. Frank's Dad and Mr. Charles and Leo's Dad to you, thank you very much.
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jonsrightrib · 3 months
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Riz is going to explode this season
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sawsession · 28 days
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crying/laughing at riz being the most avoidant of jawbone as a counsellor because he was literally the one who suggested that jawbone apply at aguefort💀 like he had no idea what he set himself up for huh...
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transguyhawkeye · 2 months
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if i have to read one more post in the fantasy high tag about how 'all of riz and adaines problems would be solved if they just asked their rich friend to pay for their entire university tuitions' im stealing something from your house
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jimmywooosstuff · 2 months
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me when i saw this
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sittinginsunflowers · 3 months
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The anxiety of watching Junior Year a decade after having to drop out and get my GED due to mental health problems, while I now try to figure out grad school applications and how the fuck I’ll pay for it even if I get in was a sucker punch in the best way possible.
It may be fantasy John Hughes but it’s also one of the best portrayals of burnout I’ve seen already. Because no matter what you do, this is what life is. There’s no time to recover from the last insane thing you had to conquer before you’re being told you’re already falling behind.
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feelingtheaster99 · 2 months
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You gotta love Riz holding going to get sweatpants as leverage to ensure Fig went to bard classes
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fashionartfilmalien · 2 months
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These artists wore Artists 4 Ceasefire Pin. If only the rest of Hollywood were compelled to do this or more, there would more awareness, or care about Gaza. Oscar attendees in the early 1990’s wore red pins for HIV and AIDS awareness, but as time goes by celebrity fashion is less aware, less activist, less political. Poor Things’ Ramy Youssef, What Was I Made For’s Finneas O’Connell and Billie Eilish, Riz Ahmed, Ava DuVernay, Poor Things’ Mark Ruffalo. Anatomy of a Fall’s Swann Arlaud and Milo Machado-Graner wore Palestinian flag pins which was even more brave than the rest of Oscar attendees. #artists4ceasefire #gaza #palestinianlivesmatter🇵🇸 #celebswhoareaware #poorthings #ramyyoussef #markruffalo #finneasoconnell #billieeilish #whatwasimadefor #barbie #rizahmed #avaduvernay #milomachadograner #swannarlaud #anatomyofafall #oscars2024
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bluegreen1 · 2 years
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“you’re my best friend” “you’re definitely one of my friends” i’m crying
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mongeese · 1 year
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Thinking about Riz and Fabian.
Riz, socially inept little goblin boy who by his own admission struggles talking to his best friends like a normal person. Riz, who even though he doesn't like to talk about his emotions still oozes sincerity in everything he does, who can't lie without sweating buckets. Riz who doesn't say it but who shows his love by staying up all night solving mysteries for the people he cares about.
And then there's Fabian, outgoing and larger than life dancer/jock who likes making himself the center of attention in every room he's in. Fabian, who spent the first 16 years of his life pretending to be someone he isn't, who hides his fear and insecurity under a mask of bravado. Fabian who doesn't know how to say his emotions out loud, so he shows his love with perfectly personalized gifts given in secret, shows it with bardic inspiration and defense in battle.
Just, these two kids who both have so very many issues, both emotionally repressed and yet bursting with love. Two boys who are so different but who are also the exact same. Of course they're best friends. I love them so much
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scutchythedm · 8 months
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"You're so lucky to have a pet..that's alive" - Fig
"You have two dads!" - Riz
"...That's true."
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rooolt · 1 year
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A crazed look overtakes me as I breathe heavily and start foaming at the mouth. My nose is bleeding and so are my ears. My hair is disheveled and there are chunks of it in my hands, clutched by bloody, dirty fingernails (I thought about riz gukgak for one single second)
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