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pastelliek · 4 months
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baura-bear · 9 months
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Welcome to newsie’s big king rant!! *cracks knuckles* i apologise for spelling mistakes or grammar innacuracies
i’ll start with AKB but i’ll do it in three parts ranging how much knowledge i have on the subject
andrew keenan bolger was born on the 16th may 1985 in detroit. he has 2 older sisters, maggie and celia ( who won a tony award for “to kill a mockingbird”!) he’s married to scott bixby since 2018 and their relationship is so nice and wholesome it’s so cute.
HES 5’4. IM 5’5. it’s so funny to think he’s shorter than me but whatever 😭😭
his first broadway role was in the OBC of seussical as alternate Jojo in 2000-2001 of which he did ONE broadway show then got kicked coz he hit puberty LMFAO poor 15 year old andrew
he then went on to be robertson ay in mary poppins THEN went in a woekshop for newsies and papermill and broadway( fun fact i think he’s the only actor who stayed in the same role for the workshop, papermill then obc of newsies )
during newsies he got a lot of fans which honestly yeah real but in march 2013 he left newsies to begin rehersing for tuck everlasting which didn’t make it until 2016 bc there wasn’t a suitable theatre for a transfer to broadway yet ( another fun fact if it had stayed in the realm of 2013 sadie sink would have played winnie instead of sarah charles lewis )
then in 2017 he was in kris kringle the musical playing kris kringle and in 2021 he was in seven deadly sins the off broadway musical playing phillipe
in september ( not sure if going ahead due to sag aftra ) he’s gonna star in “dracula a comedy of terrors” which seems very fun!! he posted a rlly funny photo of him wearing vampire teeth
ok other things than theatre he’s done i’m so sorry gang
so in 1997 he was chip’s singing voice in that lovely enchanted christmas beauty and the beast spinoff which i watched ALL OF IT just to find he’s in ONE FUCKING SONG and he’s only in the credits ONCE
( however tim curry is in it and he’s a fat smash so 🤷🏻‍♀️ )
he was in this show called looking in 2014 don’t watch it if ur under 18 i’m fucking traumatised from it don’t curse yourself with that PLEASE GOD DONT SEARCH ANDREW KEENAN ON GIFS EITHER
he had like a miniseries called ‘submissions only’ which also performed at 54 below
he has a podcast called ‘that sounds right’ which is SO FUCKING FUNNY PLEASE GO LISTEN TO IT I LOVE IT SO MUCH
OH SHIT YEAH HE WAS ALSO IN ( these are all like regional theatre ?? )
high school musical as ryan
perez hilton saves the universe…😬 as a shit ton of different ppl
LITTLE SHOP AS SEYMOUR!!!!!
a really funny parody video called ‘sherlock the musical” it’s so funny bc my irl friend robin thinks he looks like martin freeman
OTHER THINGS I JUST LIKE ABOUT HIM
he’s not afraid to post whatever on his socials 💀 like i’ll be scrolling and that one pic of him licking the screen is there and i’m like 😀 ok andrew
hes really funny
hes honest and open about not being the best dancer which is so real ( so he showed up to newsies to audition and , in his own words , apparently the directors thought he was a good enough dancer to play a boy with a crutch BAHHAHA WHICH IS SO RELATABLE OH MY HOD )
i think that’s it!! please enjoy i’m soo tired i’ll do some more ranting soon :3
thank you for all the knowledge! fun fact: I saw Celia perform in TKAM (very good) and my grandma used to baby sit Jeff Daniels' (Atticus) cousin because they grew up in the same town
also the note about his lack of dancing skills reminded me of his old youtube videos and one video he was talking about an audition he botched (there was basketball choreo he was supposed to learn) and instead, because he didn't know what to do, he just put the basketball in his shirt and pretended to be pregnant??? hey directors like a strong acting choice and he delivered.
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honeyed-lemonade · 2 years
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ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS TIME
s2ep18: Grand Theft Gato is out now!!! let’s do the live reaction thing
spoilers ahead-
intro: link mimicking the crew please he’s precious
MATT YOU TALENT I LOVE YOU
nevermind stop being mean to hermie WAIT HE SOUNDS LIKE SCOOBY DOO
dad facts:
anthony’s purposely oblivious quips are way too funny to me “he’d sit on the breadsticks?” shut UP TONY you’re a genius
“hi everyone my name is matthew arnold— known misogynist” will’s laugh gets me every time
I really hope that after all this is done normal and link have a vacation in tent city because will is such a positive force for dad facts
will campos— lover of women (norm sure doesn’t though am I right lads /j)
NORMAL’S FIRST KISS?? oh of course it’s another mascot-
“my first kiss was a threesome” what was that anthony 💀
everyone stop making fun of matt let the man BREATHE
alright let’s start the episode:
“you rustle within your calzone” horrifying.
“you manage to slither out of your calzone” WORSE.
no not the hiccups again freddie go get your straw
STOP SLITHERING??
sparrow,,, snaps dorito devito’s neck,,,, in front of his son. did he learn nothing from what happened to grant?
“we gotta go save hermie!” “…oh” MATTHEW.
willy’s back, jesus wept my god I hate this bastard. in their dreams too?? I mean we knew it was gonna happen but fuck this guy and his handsome face
he doesn’t actually care about scary I know that but wowwww is anthony a good actor. tbf I would believe him if I was scary
sober adult sparrow is so unsettling to me. the immorality of the now-dads is freaking me out!
I can’t imagine what it would be like for the children willy kept hostage to see scary being manipulated by him though, especially terry after he saw what happened to his dad.
anthony yelling anthony yelling dear god dramatically it’s fantastic but it always scares the shit out of me
ohhhh they syringed the whole population that makes sense
anytime will gets choked up or cries I lose my mind, his characters are always so sweet and it hurts-
NORMAL APOLOGIZING FOR HIS FAMILY’S BAD BEHAVIOR?? GOOD JOB. and taylor is such a good friend trying to make him feel better
“I’ll post-mates you over a cake!” “why a cake??” “…well you like cake” he’s the sweetest I love him and his rich mom
….is the guy Ms. Swift met Willy fuckstick Stampler
I KNEW IT FUCK
how does taylor NOT have unlimited minutes
I don’t trust him but also he’s being weirdly chill and I don’t know how anthony is going to make this work plot-wise. if he betrays scary it’ll seem repetitive, right? happy to see where it goes though
link is the tallest and taylor is the shortest so I’m certain link it’s dangling his phone over his head
“I’ll take my shoes off that helps” another autism flavored quote for link’s book everyone
HES HOLDING IT ABOVE HIS HEAD
“this is BULLYING” “yeah, yeah it is”
ffs matthew stop being the funniest this season /j
MATT HAD A TANTRUM OH MY GODDD
“maybe hermie and I have some psychic intuition!” just say you have a crush norm
no angst, no nothing, just a cool one-liner. what more could I have expected from hermie the unworthy?
oh thank GOD he didn’t go through the tunnels
is terry junior back in the tower he watched ron kill terry senior in?? that can’t be good for his emotional well-being
clearasil!! that’s a good one
ohhhh my god “human gun” this is terrifying
scary what are you planning this is ominous!!
omg it’s terry!! with a sword!!
OH MY GOD ITS WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE.
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binca21 · 2 years
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This post contains lots of Gåsmamman ep5 season 6 spoilers!!
Do not read if you don’t want the spoilers!
Final warning!
Lmao my Cmore released the episode 1 hour too early???
Y’all aren’t fucking ready….
We start where we left off with Gustav. Emil finds him. Then the recap of ep4. Lukas inspects Kevins wound. Barry gives out ice cream to kids, how cute. We’re back with Sonja and Yussuf. Gerafi arrives. She gives Gerafi the key to the server but is not allowed to leave. Louise tells at Emil. The Ek family gather at the Police house. Zac you piece of shit you’re just a problem! Vera arrives. Yussuf tells her they don’t need her. Yussuf is a savage haha. Vera has a temper tantrum in the elevator. Sonja showers and Gerafi is watching her? Creepy. Gerafi can’t let her go, he doesn’t trust her. He offers to take her out of Sweden to continue to be the major and her children will be safe. Someone tries to kill Vera, dammit she killed the guy who tried.. Gustav reunites with the Eks. Zac interrogates Linus for nothing? Nina sets him straight, as she should. Linus attacks him for talking shit about Sonja, that makes me happy. Stay away from my traumatized boy. Winston! Barry gives him an apartment, he doesn’t want it. Winston needs a parent 😭 Emil informs his group about how they are looking for Sonja. Tony and Dante gets rid of of the body of the hitman and Vera calls the leak H-H and I fucking knew it! I knew it was him! Zac is home. And Vera is there! And Tony. Zac is so dead haha. Vera tries to talk Zac into giving her Sonja. The Ek family try to have a family dinner in custody and Zac returns. He talks to Nina. He asks Nina to tell him if she meets Sonja. Nina confesses to killing Roland. Zac is such an ass. Zac and Gustav have a chat about Sonja. Zac stops outside Linus’ cell and just stares at him? He is totally the reason why he gets kidnapped again later, I’m sure. Sonja leaves with Gerafi. Tove says Gustav have to choose between her and his job. Zac and Linus are missing. Linus is in the car with Zac. Looks like Zac said had told him that Sonja had texted him to meet up, but Zac is totally giving him to Vera. Tony pulls up and takes Linus and pushes him into the trunk. ZAC PLEASE DIE! Tony drives off with Linus. Linus is taken out and is with Vera. Vera calls and tells her she has Linus. She fight with Yussuf in the car and escapes. Kevin and Barry❤️ Kevin is going to Thailand? Good for him. Barry calls Emil. Vera shows Linus her weed plantation. Vera talks about her husband being killed by Sonja. Sonja is watching ice skaters? Lukas shows up. Zac lies to Emil about where Linus is. Barry and Emil chats. Barry wants to be a secret cop after serving jailtime. Lukas and Sonja chat in the car about Gerafi. Sonja and Lukas takes Zac! Good. And they taze H-H. Gustav thinks there’s another leak, and he is right. Sonja intergates Zac and finds out he gave Linus to Vera. She tries to attack Zac. Please shoot him. He has some valid points, but now I hate him. Zac talks about Gerafi. I have a feeling Lukas will kill Zac. He did, omg they actually killed him. OMFG!!!! I had a feeling they would since ep 1 of s6.
Omg what an episode!! 💀
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connorswhisk · 2 years
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tagged by @hacash ! :)
1. why did you choose your url?
check please is the thing that i will forever love The Most - i think i switched to connorswhisk sometime around the big hiatus after the “whiskey” update </3
2. any side blogs?
i’ll never tell
3. how long have you been on tumblr?
2016? 2017? WAY too young, i’ll tell you that much
4. do you have a queue tag?
nah, but if i don’t organize posts by fandom/character/pairing i Lose It
5. why did you start your blog in the first place?
i absolutely cannot remember what finally compelled me
6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?
poison ivy is the love of my life. my wife. my babe. my best friend. i worship the ground she walks on; i kill anyone who wrongs her
7. why did you choose your header?
so every time you visit my blog, you are greeted with my best friend, tom wambsgans
8. what’s your post with the most notes?
maybe that time i compared catradora and zukka via swords and unlearned trauma? cant find the post tho lmao
9. how many mutuals do you have?
bro idk
10. how many followers do you have?
480 something?
11. how many people do you follow?
probably like, 2k or something
12. have you ever made a shit post?
but of course
13. how often do you use tumblr a day?
i usually check it at morning/night/a couple times throughout the day
14. did you ever have a fight/argument with another blog?
yeah. many times with many drarry/harringrove/reylo shippers. some mcu loki stans. some tony stark stans. most notably, someone who tried to tell me that the character of miles morales was racist (???)
15. how do you feel about need to reblog posts?
i’m not going to lmao. even if i agree entirely.
16. do you like tag games?
yeas >:)) not great at tagging others tho
17. do you like ask games?
YES OMG
18. which if your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?
um. @hacash has a some popular ted lasso posts? and @ispyspookymansion i know is well-known within horror circles. lol
19. do you have a crush on a mutual?
no💀
20. tags
@ispyspookymansion @alltomevibes @jars-artcollection if y’all feel like it, lmao
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musicallisto · 2 years
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OMG ok also the name of this is so cute like?/?: (if we set aside the fact that it can kill us) ANYWAY CONGRATS MAY I PLS HAVE A ☄️ for the mcu???
idk what counts as relevant so do as you please with what you know about me and the following i consider as ‘relevant information’:
— i’m an infp which has to be my greatest shame and favorite trait MAXHFJEQ + i have a horrible sleep schedule i don’t even know where to begin anymore
— i write … detailed reviews when i ordered online and get hella mad when people rate something and don’t leave a review at all
— got a ukulele but i only know a few songs and i don’t really know the chords by names i just play it 💀
— this is bad but when i get mad or pissed i just play music that isn’t really my genre as in just anything loud idk if this is even relevant. i prefer oldies tho <3
— i’m a class and club president yay i know i said i hated it but i’m kinda liking it now HAHAHAHA i feel cool and it feels empowering when tasks get assigned to me like 😌 me? i can be trusted with this?
— random thing but in class my teacher told me (let’s call him sponge because this is a rushed codeword) that another teacher told him i had a mature voice and that i sounded like i was tall in real life and sponge said ‘only if you knew’ like?/?:?;!;&(&?8?8?8?8 to be fair i am 5’1 so i’ll let it slide but come on >:((
i’m sorry if this is long i got excited HANDHCJAKAKW
ves you are literally the most chaotic person I know on here and that is a real compliment asjcbjbbsj q i love you and also!!! whats that "if only you knew" mr.sponge huh??? shorties gang arise >:(
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☄️ comet
Being class president at Midtown certainly comes with its perks. not only are you entrusted with most of the important stuff (because someone has to run things around here while everybody else is gawking at the Avengers or something), you also get to be unbearably noisy about your classmates. which is not necessarily a good thing, from a purely moral standpoint, but a girl needs her reprieve from the harsh bitterness of being a leader. Anyway, your keen eye does not lie, and it's telling you there's something weird about Peter Parker.
Which your bestest friend in the whole world MJ certainly agrees with. In between rounds of unrelentlessly teasing her about her crush on him - "why do you keep tabs on him so much? oh my god, MJ, you're obsessed with him" - and mindlessly strumming your ukulele sprawled out on your bed talking about anything and everything, you try to theorize what in the three hells your best friend's beau could really be up to.
"Maybe he's one of those Avengers." "MJ, I'm not even sure he's thrown a punch in his life."
But you have to admit the mystery is kind of thrilling. More than boring academics anyway. Especially since you have a pretty good hunch Parker's affiliated in some way with The(tm) Tony Stark, and you're set on figuring out how. And it's also during one of your ~investigating~ expeditions that you get bitten by the weirdest snake in all of Manhattan.
It's already strange enough to have a viper slithering around freely in Manhattan of all places, but to have it bite you in the ankle, unprovoked? That's just your luck these days. One second you were walking down an alleyway and the next you could barely stand on your feet from the excruciating pain, and a... bizarre thumping in your veins? MJ's frantic, she who normally does not wear anything on her sleeve, and convinced that you're going to die right there and right now, but you've actually never felt more alive. Like you could climb on the walls and take on anyone in a fight. Like you could hear every New Yorker's breaths and see the warm, reddish silhouettes of humans through the concrete walls. Like you could silently creep up to anyone, anywhere you wanted...
Oh boy. Hope this weird ass bite from a weird ass snake doesn't awake anything in you.
Hope Peter Parker's remains the only one with a whole identity to hide.
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carryingthebanner · 3 years
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NEWSIES OBC THOUGHTS pt.1
Act 1
Here are my thoughts on the Newsies OBC that nobody asked for :)
- Jeremy looks so different here
- I already love Ryan Breslin’s Race
- I love seeing the small differences, like Albert already had Race’s cigar instead of Race’s cigar being stolen by Albert
- Henry put shaving cream on Albert after he said “who asked you?” ahhh I love this
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- Andy Richardsonnnn
- I would die for a bootleg of Andy as Crutchie
- *Tries to figure out whether or not I see Tommy Bracco*
- The Nuns’ voices always sound immaculate
- Not Finch picking up Crutchie and then slowing down so he won’t trip over Morris
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- Can we talk about Davey just skipping the collection bin and heading straight to pick up his papers?
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- Davey really gestures to Les to wipe his hand off more after he shakes Jack’s hand
- I love Ben Fankhauser
- I love how John Dossett is just taking his time with The Bottom Line, it makes Pulitzer seem more cunning and his decisions seem more calculated
- Little detail: Nunzio put the shaving cream on Pulitzer’s neck instead of his sideburns
- Pulitzer seems more evil here. Like more of the villain-you-gotta-watch-out-for instead of the blatant-in-your-face villain. Does that make sense? He knows exactly what he’s doing and how it will hurt the Newsies but he just doesn’t care, kinda reminds me of Claude Frollo or Mother Gothel
- Pulitzer’s getting more maniacal by the second. The way he says “sense” at the end is creeping me out
- Jeremy Jordan’s laugh before he says “sing em to sleep why don’t you” is killing me
- “You just... made that up” The amount of disbelief in Davey’s voice when he realizes he’s dealing with a liar person who improves the truth
- I am living for the interaction between Jack and Les in this performance
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- Capathia’s Medda is giving me sarcastic sassy Medda Larkson vibes and I love it
- The audience’s reaction when Medda says “whatever I touch starts to rise” I swear I watched Livesies a dozen times before I got that joke
- Katherine is a thousand times more agitated with Jack here
- Medda is having NONE of it
- Thayne Jasperson!!!
- *Tries to figure out if I see Ryan Steele*
- SPOTted Tommy Bracco (ok I’ll stop now)
- Davey telling Les not to climb up the stairs and then Les ignoring him and doing it anyway, eavesdropping >>>
- Davey’s body language totally says mom-come-pick-me-up-im-scared/i-did-not-sign-up-to-be-the-unofficial-baby-sitter
- Jeremy super touchy-feely in this and it makes Jack seem sweeter and more caring than he already was
- Davey really FLEW out of The World building
- Did Jack trip on Les?! 💀
- (The actor playing) Les’ comedic timing is ON POINT
- After Jack asks “who wants Brooklyn?” everyone looks down while Les just nonchalantly drinks his water 😭
- Katherine is so done with all of the Newsies
- KARA TRYING NOT TO BREAK CHARACTER
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- The way Kara switches from serious to silly in .5 seconds >>>
- Davey is 10x more cautious in this performance and I love it because at the end he becomes so much more confident 🥺🥺🥺
- THE WAY DAVEY STARTS SINGING SEIZE THE DAY OMG
- I love Ben Fankhauser x2
- SOMEBODY GIVE THIS MAN A TONY
- The BROTHERHOOD in this
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- There’s so much passion in their voices in “someday becomes somehow and a prayer becomes a vow” plz why am I gonna cry
- Jack really said “Thank you for coming to my TED Talk”
- Les’ “please?” after Jeremy tells the Scabs to join the strike 🥺
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- He really did that ^
- My sense of humor is so broken I’m really over here laughing at the lone paper on the corner of the stage
- RYAN. FREAKING. STEELE.
- That long applause after Seize The Day >>>
- I was not emotionally prepared to see Romeo get slapped by a cop again but here we are
- Romeo’s “ow” after he gets slapped is HURTING MY HEART GEEZ
- They really did not have to beat up Davey that hard 😕
- The way Crutchie screams out the other Newsies names is too painful
- CRUTCHIE’S SCREAMS
- plz it’s too late to be crying i have school at 7 AM im gonna wake up with a migraine
- THE FACT THAT AKB WASN’T NOMINATED FOR A TONY JUST FOR THIS HEARTWRENCHING PERFORMANCE ALONE IS BEYOND ME
- not me crying over Crutchie even though I’ve watched Livesies a million times and already knows what happens to him ✋🏾
- Jack really shattered the last remaining pieces of my heart
- The child crying in the background right before Jeremy starts singing Santa Fe makes this 10x better
- Me too kid, me too
- Jeremy really put his heart and soul into this song
- The way I feel his frustration through the screen-
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- THE PASSION IN HIS VOICE WHEN HE SAYS “I need space and fresh air”
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- That final note >>>
It’s well past midnight now so I’ll watch Act 2 later today but whew this is beautiful. I never got to see the OBC (bootleg) because Disney took it off of YouTube and I had to go digging around to find it but I am in shock. This cast is perfect. Every Newsies cast is perfect. The revival cast that Disney will give us otherwise I’ll riot will be perfect. Newsies is impeccable. I can’t wait to watch Act 2 and see KONY because I can already tell that Ryan Breslin is grossly underrated.
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ebonyheartnet · 5 years
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🕷👨
While celebrating his friend’s anniversary, Peter checked his phone when there were several rapid notifications. After a few moments, he set it down very gently, drawing attention from the others.
“Everything alright Webs?” Tony wasn’t too concerned, but it never hurt to ask.
As he put on his mask and started heading for the window, Peter nodded absent mindedly.
“Yup, I’m gonna kill him.”
(At this point, several people were, understandably, Very Concerned)
Before anyone could attempt to stop him, Spider-Man was out the window, singing Mama Said Knock You Out at the top of his lungs. On the table, his phone buzzed and Steve picked it up.
💀🎱: Hey baby boy, go check my Twitter
💀🎱: It’s puntastic! ;D
As Steve started to text Wade back to ask if he had any idea what was wrong with Peter, everyone else burst out laughing, and he understood why as soon as he looked up.
“FRIDAY, for the love of Thor turn on the volume,” Tony managed to say between peels of laughter, “I’m crying and I can’t fucking see!”
“On it boss.” The audio came in, and it was even better.
“-OOL GET THE HECK BACK HERE,” Peter yelled loudly enough for the news helicopter following him to pick up.
“NOPE, I LIKE MY BALLS DROPPED BUT STILL ATTACHED,” Wade shouted into his megaphone, absolutely still running for his life.
“YOU FUDGING SENT THAT OUT AND IT HAS OVER 10,000 LIKES IN LIKE 3 HOURS YOU JERK!”
“THE PEOPLE WANT WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT, AND WHO AM I TO DENY THEM?!”
“AAARGH,” Peter shouted in frustration, missing the infuriating mercenary for the 8th time. “STOP DODGING AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY YOU DILLWEED!”
“BILLY JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER, WHO SAYS I AM THE ONE,” Wade sassed back, enjoying this entirely too much in Peter’s opinion.
“WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU I’LL SAY I’M DATING A GOSH DARN PRETZEL!”
“I PAIR WELL WITH BEER AND CHEE- Wait, what?” Wade stopped on a dime, and Peter finally managed to web him down.
Unfortunately for Peter, that meant he had to actually say something now.
“See, uh...” Peter flailed internally, because he hadn’t been this lost for words since he and MJ started working on being friends after the divorce. This was NOT how he had planned on sharing those feelings, because that had involved more chocolate, cheap Mexican food, and a lot less sobriety.
“Uh, Spidey, you did the thing.”
Oh no.
“The word vomit thing.”
“...”
“Is it too late for me to change my name and move to Antarctica permanently?”
“Webs... Spiders can’t thermoregulate, so you’d need someone to keep you warm.” Wade managed to do the thing where he looked sheepish through his mask. “I volunteer as tribute?”
Peter was melting in a way that had nothing to do with the heat, but everything to do with the loveable asshole in front of him.
He was still irritated though.
“Well... I’m gonna go inside where it’s nice and cool,” Peter said, “But you can come warm me up when the webs dissolve.”
Wade was too dumbfounded to say anything as he started to swing off, but Peter heard yelling about dessert and sweet cheeks, so he didn’t feel too bad leaving him to stew for just a little while longer.
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[image description: a verified tweet by Deadpool, @ Merk-WAM-outh and the tweet is a pun filled emoji version of the Spider-Man theme song with 8k retweets and 61k likes /end ID]
Note: This is Spiderverse Peter Parker, not Homecoming, and Movieverse/616 Wade so please don’t be a dick
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