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popopretty · 2 years

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BSD Chapter 103 - “Jingaimakyou” Part 3 - The first half

Gonna be a very short summary today cuz I haven’t slept for 24 hours 🥲

PLEASE NOTE THAT I DONT SPEAK EITHER ENGLISH NOR JAPANESE AS MY NATIVE SO IM VERY SORRY IF I MADE ANY MISTAKES.

SPOILERS AHEAD

- Fukuchi remembers him holding a dying soldier who told him he didn’t want to die and beg Fukuchi to somehow take revenge for all of them who had to die a meaningless death like that.

- Fukuzawa and Ranpo arrives at the scene. Apparently Fukuchi has sent them a fake signal to come and meet with Atsushi.

- Fukuzawa told him that he couldnt contact the other ADA members and Fukuchi then showed him Kunikida and Tanizaki being tied to two beds. These are devices used to restrain dangerous criminals. It uses suppression to stop their heartbeats and uses external electrical stimuli to keep their hearts beating. It means if he turns off the device, they will die immediately.

- Ranpo listens to the whole thing and thinks to himself that the situation is still in control because he has expected it. He has a novel written by Poe in his pocket and the plan is to seal Fukuchi inside it, where he cannot use his swords anymore.

- But Fukuchi is already warned by his future self about that, so he uses the sword to stab through Ranpo’s hand and attacks him first then takes him as a hostage.

- Fukuzawa says that now he is sure that Fukuchi’s goal is not to annihilate all countries. He must have other purposes, or else he doesnt need to take hostages.

- Fukuchi admits it and asks Fukuzawa to guess his real motive. If Fukuzawa cannot guess it within 5 minutes, he will kill all the hostages.

The chapter ends here. Next chapter will come out at 12am JST, September 2.

Thanks for reading till the end.

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totallyboss-a · 7 years

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hi i jst watched jake for the whole boot here’s my List

jake is always on his fucking phone!!! hes on his phone in the bus and in the hallway when hes walking by christine. ON THE BUS its really significant bc hes CALLING like nobody calls anyone anymore unless its for business or serious gossip and im willing to bet it was the former :/

still hung up on chloe you can see it he’s looking at her when he walks past the locker while shes telling brooke abt him and madeline plus he loves it when people talk abt him

his stupid laugh after rich calls him jakey d !!!! oh my god

he jst rests his hand on rich’s shoulder like bro... just wait til i tell you... everyone knows but i totally banged her

HIS HANDSHAKE W RICH MAKES ME FEEL VALIDATED AND ALIVE

HE HEARS NOISE AND IMMEDIATELY GOES RUNNING ITS LIKE RICH YELLING IS HIS SUMMONING CALL OR SMTH

HE DOES THE FUCKING SIGN W HIS FINGERS YOU KNOW THE ONE W THE FFUKCING. MIMING FUCKING W UR FINGERS

he laughs sO UPROARIOUSLY LOUDLY AT THE PART WHEN RICH CALLS JEREMY GAY I HATE HIMMM

hes always handshaking w rich hes so dumb

listen i dont care what any of you say jake rubs his face at the c-c-c-c’mon ending of the song and its his exhaustion hes fucking EXHAUSTED AND THIS IS CANON AND FUCK ALL OF YOU

LETS START THE PARTY!!! its canon he just announces himself when he enters the room by yelling also hes a party animal who wouldve known!!!

takes off his jacket and i GUARANTEE you MONEY that its to impress christine he doesnt stop lookin @ her through the whole rehearsal and back at his phone. put ur fucking phone away

IM WRITING A WHOLE SEPERATE HEADCANON FOR JAKE AND MR. REYES WHEN HE BRINGS UP THE HOBBY LOBBY AND Y’ALL ARE GONNA KILL ME FOR IT

okay so basically the fingergun thing that he does w mr reyes suggests a familiarity and anyway can y’all imagine jake meeting mr reyes when he starts working in hobby lobby and hes like. oh shit!!! and gets to know mr reyes which is why hes like, not getting in trouble for being on his phone in class... mr reyes Favours Him bc hes a popular kid and also they know each other outside of the classroom!!!! bc jake WORKS/WORKED at hobby lobby

jst turns around in the MIDDLE of mr reyes talking to talk to rich and brooke and i guarantee u its smth stupid like “what one is a midsummer night’s dream??? :/”

HIS FISTPUMP FOR THE FRISBEE GOLF TEAM!!! SHUT UP JAKE YOU ARE SO STUPID I CANT BELIEVE HE PLAYS FRISBEE GOLF

literally EVERYONE is paying attention to mr reyes except jake which means theres obviously something important on the phone he looks rly observed how much do u wanna bet its sm to do w work

REACHES OUT TO GET RICH’S ATTENTION WHEN RICH IS LOOKING RIGHT AT HIM

this scene is so important its so easy to tell hes nervous and literally dying and this is obvious bc he talks w his hands a lot already right see: “aw man i shouldnt say!!!” but like. this is a WHOLE new level he fucking FINGERGUNS christine and keeps rubbing his hands together its 10/10 a nervous thing he does bc he likes this girl!! he wants to talk to her!!! oh my god!! HE GETS SO EXCITED WHEN SHES LIKE ACTUALLY TALKING TO HIM LIKE “YEAH!!! YOU WERE THE GIRL THAT DIED!!! Y E A H !!!!!” hes so laughy and oh my god

you were.... *nodnodnod* .....good. who the fuck says hes smooth. theyre a liar. THEYRE A LIAR

I fucking HATE THIS PART okay he’s like... his voice gets all quiet and hes looking at christine and hes being GENUINE and OPEN and VULNERABLE with her like who the fuck tells someone on the FIRST time they meet someone “all the pressure i feel to be the best and everything all the time” like WHO DOES THAT!!! SOMEONE WHOSE HEAD OVER HEELS AND ALSO AN IDIOT.

he IMMEDIATELY brushes aside that he just like,, opened up to her to talk abt HER like jake oh my GOD honey you need like, therapy. please. im so tired he deserves the world

HES SO AWKWARD HE CALLS IT A VICTORY DANCE AND ITS BC HE LIKELY DOES STUPID VICTORY DANCES AT THE END OF MATCHES AND HE JUST FORGOT THE WORD BOW BC HES LIKE “oh!!! RIGHT.”

HE TRIES TO DO THE WHOLE PICKUP LINE THING. “I’M GLAD THAT GIRLS NOT DEAD BEFORE I GOT THE CHANCE TO KNOW HER” AND IMMEDIATELY KNOWS ITS THE STUPIDEST THING HES EVER SAID IN HIS LIFE

him already backing off bc he feels like hes ruined his chance :’) jake dillinger has insecurities w saying the right thing :’)

he does like. casual fingerguns when hes nervous its facts

HE TAKES CHRISTINES HAND LIKE HES TRYING TO BE SMOOTHA ND FORGETS THE FUCKING. LINE. HAS TO PLAY IT OFF W “whatever” INSIDE HES LIKE OH MY GOD SHE THNKS IM A TOTAL DUMBASS

HE GENUINELY GIVES CHRISTINE A THUMBS UP. A THUMBS UP. ITS LITERALLY HIM JUST DYING

jake and rich being even remotely involved in two player game makes their friendship so important to me :’) theyre bros. i dont care tht theyve only known each other a year!!!! THEYRE BROS AND ITS JST FACTS

okay im LAUGHING at jenna taking a picture of jake and christine to fuel chloes Seething Ex Gf Rage but like,, oh my god hes so awkward hes like !!! OH!! YEAH!! I LIED I JST WANTED TO HANG OUT W YOU ALONE

FISTPUMP FOR SBARROS!!! FUCK YES HIS FAVOURITE PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE

i hate this part hes like “you’re kinda hard to notice” and JUST MOVES ON IMMEDIATELY DIE DIE DIE

HE THINKS THAT SBARROS IS SO COOL THEY LET YOU PICK ***WHATEVER YOU WAAAAANT***

THERES SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU “N OW?” this is the first time hes been smooth w christine and jeremys ruining it :/ (im joking i love jeremy jfndkgd)

JAKE LITERALLY TAKES A PICTURE OF JEREMY ON THE FLOOR IM SO MAD I HATE HIM

his stupid hero complex he pulls christine away like OH my god

okay at first i thought it was a cross that he formed w his hands but HES ACTUALLY PULLED A BOXING STANCE?? LIKE HES READY TO DECK JEREMY IF HE COMES @ HIM OR CHRISTINE OH MY GOD JAKE. PUT YOUR FISTS DOWN

#⠇ DRIVING FAST NOW; DON’T THINK I KNOW HOW TO GO SLOW. ( CH STUDY. )#its called i love jake and my back hurts gjnfkdjgndsg

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diaryofakasiehousewife-blog · 7 years

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The beginning

Insert 5 "Seba...please stop." By this time he had advanced up to my boobs and busy caressing my right boob with his left hand while kissing me. Both our breathing intensified, my breathing got increasingly higher and higher as he started tongue kissing me. Bitting my lower lip with his teeth. I havent felt like this in a very long time. I was used to being attached like an animal in heat. Im used to 2 minute quickies, sometimes even with our clothes on. I havent been finger fuc#ked in a long time, talk about getting muffed, i even forgot how it felt like getting muffed. So i cant miss this opportunity. Noone will ever know mos. I mean who are we killing? We only going to do this once and thats it, Kabo wont even notice. Hes not going to know. I mean he wont even touch when he returns home. "Sebalo, please stop...this is not..." i tried to speak pushing away his right hand away which was alreadi inside my thong, rubbing my wet clit with his middle finger. His left hand now on my right cold butt, he then pulled my dress up by so doing. That both my butt were peaking outside. So i was literally half naked by now. I could now feel his middle fingure inside my vv now! Slowing he did me with his fingers for about 2 minutes or so, our lips still intact. Both my hands trying to loosen his belt. Finally i did, then i unbuttoned his jeans and then unzipped him. Pushing down his jeans, just low enough for me to grab his now even harder manhood with my right hand. Damn this nigga is not wearing any underwear. For me its a turn-on, i dont like men ba aparang dijoki, rather wear boxers. E seng joki. And just by touching him, i could feel that he is definiltely bigger than his lil bro. He is indeed a bigger brother. Who be talking shit about Tswana men having small dicks or no dicks at all? That statistic needs to be redone. Because what im holding here right now right here, its a porn level anaconda. His hands and mouth continued working wonders all over my weak body. Caressing me in tge right places. Just then i had an orgasm. Shit it felt so good. 5 minutes into this and my body already gave in. I was indeed hungry. Ka menwana fela. (Fingers only) whats gonna happen when he penetrates me? My screaming got louder and louder! I swear my neighbors heard me. "Are you ready for me...?" He murmured "What the fuck are you still waiting for." With that in order he carried me to my bedroom Threw me on top of the bed and with both hands he started taking off my thong. My bra and dress were still on me. But i didnt care anymore, i just wanted him inside me already. He then took off his tshirt and climbed on top my bed, positioning himself just so he could place his full lips on my labia. Then he started tongue f#cking me and continued so for about what seemed like forever. I started to drip wet again as he played my clit with his tongue and bitting my labia with his teeth. Just then he stopped, took off his jeans and looked straight into my eyes. His eyes were pitch red (pitch red yes) he was sweating, he looked hungry. He had that "finally" look on his face. Still looking at me he said "I want to fill you Tumi...I wanna get inside you and fill you up." By then i could see his whole package. He was fully erect now! Muscles on! Huge muscles! Dark skinned as i prefer it. How am i going to contain this? But yes i got to have it. Theres no turning back now. He then leaned over and helped me get out my dress and then took off my bra. "Wow...your nipples are just how i like them." Mind you, i still have my non-baby boobs so yeah my nipples stood up very well. I think i was just about a size 34_36. Just good enough to be big enough lol. With that he positioned himself between my legs, i then stretched my legs wide enough to say 'i welcome you inside me' With his eyes still looking at me... He started looking for the entrance with his dick and the tip of its head. Taking his eyes off me now, he started making his way in. Slowly he went. "You are tight...Is my brother not giving it to you anymore?" I just closed my eyes and pretended like i didnt hear him. Inch by inch he went in until he was completely in. Then he started moving in and out, still kissing me. Each thrust increasing as he started pumping in and out, faster and faster. Our breathing both got faster and i started moaning Our bodies intact. My hands on his back, scratching him, his hands holding both my bums and pulling me tighter towards him. We were locked together... Our bodies moved in unison of a song and rhythm of our own. Our muscles tightened. "Baby im cuming...cum with me baby" He whispered "I can feel you...i can feel you coming nana..." he said so increasing his thrust, going even much deeper until we both cried out loud in unison as we both released. A few seconds later he collapsed on top of me with my hands wrapped tightly around him. After sometime he moved and layed on his side. Pulling me closer to his chest...kissing my forehead. "Kabo ke ngwana man, he doesnt deserve you". He started talking "Sebalo, this is not gonna happen again." I said so quickly jumping off my bed "Its not like you didnt have fun." "It doesnt matter, this was a mistake. please just go. Before Kabo get back home." By now i was sober. "Dont worry let me just wait for my guy, then ill be on my way." He said so laughing, getting off the bed and wearing his jeans. Just then i rushed into the bathroom and locked the door behind me "Yoh know your way out." I shouted from the bathroom. I just sat in there, cold water! Just going through tonignt's events. I was in so much regret. How can i stoop so long? I jst wanted to rub his scent off me. I sat there for almost 10 minutes then he came knocking on the bathroom door. "Okay, my friend is here now! Ka tsamaya neh, say hi to my lil brother for me." Mxm...i didnt answer him. He is such a jerk. i cant believe the nerve in him. How can he act so proud of what he just did to his own lil brother. Or maybe they are not brothers? With all that running through my mind, i started moving my hand towards my vv to wash it off with some plain water. Then i felt some creamy slimmy texture around my vv. Ke mamina a eng a? This is too thick to be one of my own fluids. I was soo scared. I cant believe i could be this stupid "This must be cum...man cum...man cum is sperm! So this is sperm?" I asked myself out loud. "Sebalo 's cum. Sebalo's cum is all over my vv. So he must came inside me." As i continued talking to myself. Interogating myself to be exact. Shit, he did come inside me because i dont remember seeing him putting on a condom, i dont even recall any of us mentioning one. Sebalo and I were unprotected.... ******************

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