#player one; it's your turn

[ltwilliamhavers]

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#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #bg3 astarion #astarion #bloodweave #to expand on this EVEN MORE (i have lots of thoughts): #i kinda understand game wise why they didnt have ur companions fight back so hard? #bc if its the players choice or whatever. your companions shouldnt be fighting you? #but at the same time there are so many moments where your companions will turn against you #and fight you #and be mad at you #and i genuinely think this is one of those moments!!!!! #sure go out in a blaze of glory with your loved ones thanking you for your sacrifice. thats all nice and good #but its BORING!!!! #give me astarion yelling and screaming and crying #telling gale he'll hate him forever if he does this #give it to me!!!!!! #okay im done for now. thanks

[melit0n]

GUESS WHAT CAME TODAYYYYY!!!

Ugh I'm absolutely in love with this (and the album art book!!). I originally wanted to try and get a blue viynl, but I got impatient with HMV literally never restocking and Amazon selling out before I even know they're back on sale.

Did I maybe pay a little bit too much and indulge myself? Yes. But is it now among one of my favourite vinyl?? Definitely! Vessel's voice works so well on vinyl as well.

#also listening to Telomeres then High Water then Missing Limbs has absolutely destroyed me #that is an absolutely diabolical line up of songs #I've been listening to them while I write and every now and then I just turn to my record player like 😐 when it plays Fall for Me -> #or Missing Limbs like I didn't just flip the disc myself and knew what was coming up next 😭 #its just #augh #brilliant album #next I'll be aiming for Sundowning (if someone on Ebay wants to sell one for an actually reasonable price lmao) #sleep token #st #mel's rambles #tpwbyt #this place will become your tomb

[sysig]

How is skeleton shaped (Patreon)

#Doodles #UT #Papyrus #Sans #Some redraws! I just don't feel like scanning the originals so they'll stay contextless for now lol #I apparently used to draw Papyrus' scarf/cape with a little squiggly bit down the middle of his chest as well :0 I think it looks silly now #The donk-pecks I was talking about! :D Give your sibling a family kiss ♪ As much as skeletons can anyhow lol #Papyrus was being silly and then leaned down fully expecting it lol - another thing smol and I do a lot haha #Sometimes doing the cat thing of headbutting for attention lol #Sad skele doodles! Oh no! D: Best boy is the saddest around </3 #I used to draw Papyrus' mouth as having teeth behind his teeth so I gave it another go - I think I'm good on it now lol I like his weird jaw #I don't know if I based the original eye-glows off anything specific :0 I wasn't as particular about my notes back then haha #He is still very fun to draw crying tho poor lad :') #Originally the second one of Papyrus with his eyes glowing had Sans comforting him with a forehead donk - even in this redraw! #But I got the angle wrong so I removed him and then had brainworms about it lol #Something something the player (the artist) controlling the appearance/experience and moving the pieces (the characters) around as they like #I already know all that! I've been metaphorically playing with dolls for years years years! It just never stops being weird #It's like being aware of my own breathing and blinking - it's ''natural'' and normal and there's obviously nothing wrong with it lol #There's just a level of awkward....Feeling surrounding awareness lol - intentionality! It's not like I can stop just because I'm aware of it #It's just so whimsical /neutral - if Sans had turned out how I wanted him to he'd be there comforting his brother! But because I... #As stated I have brainworms please excuse me lol #The level of weird feels between the various mediums is really interesting to me tho :) Being a player or reader or watcher or artist! #They all feel different - more or less in control of what happens to them and yet never fully without culpability hehe #Obviously as an artist it feels the most in control - even to my own empathetic detriment! (It's not that serious lol) #The difference between being a player and a reader is a lot closer than being a watcher tho imo it's like a spectrum of responsibility #Though that's kinda also just how I feel about media consumption in general lol - I guess one of those is technically media production #Anyway! Lol #I don't know where I got the idea that his hoodie is two-tone other than the separation of his pockets? #It is a cute design! Dunno if I'll keep it going forward just for convenience but I'm not mad about it lol

[goldlightsaber]

I find it interesting that Jesse Armstrong and others refer to Roman Roy as a "playboy" and say that he "goes back to being a playboy" in the finale cause like....where? I feel like Roman is someone that just wants everyone to think he's a playboy and "drowning in pussy", when he is clearly...not? Time and time again, it's been shown that he can't really fuck a woman and can go quite a long time without doing so. Unless you count what happens with Gerri as sex. To me it has always seemed that he is simply posturing as the kind of man who is capable of "getting pussy", that he is exhibiting a performative joy in objectifying them and fucking on the regular, and that he makes his statements disgusting enough that people don't want to pry into the truth of it any further. And what effect does that achieve, other than to be closer to whatever version of masculinity Logan might've deemed best? Or the closest version Roman is capable of achieving? What Roman lacks in corporate ambition and focus, he makes up for in exaggerated, lewd sex talk. It achieves the effect of making him seem preoccupied with sex, just the way a "normal," testosterone-oozing man would. But as we know, he is actually having very little. This is all to say, "Playboy where?"

#roman roy #succession #do any of y'all see him as a playboy because i sure as fuck do not #he says 'oh yeah i'd fuck that in a minute' and then just...doesn't. lmao #and no player/playboy/womanizer/fuckboy i've ever known seems capable of lasting very long (no pun intended) without hooking up #the whole essence of being a playboy/fuckboy is using women for your personal benefit. to finish. and then discard them #and move on to the next #meanwhile roman like. lives with women. doesn't fuck them. ever. and then develops an emotional (repressed) attachment to the one woman #that does actually get him off lol. #a true playboy would kill themselves before ever making an attachment like that lmao #ANYWAY! #idk why im in the mood for this tonight i guess i just have a lot of opinions on this i guess #i think they tried to WRITE him to be a playboy. and then kieran's performance just...turned that shit around #into something far more interesting #text

[elftwink]

been learning to play ironsworn (gritty fantasy ttrpg which you can play with a gm but is mostly suited for solo or small group co-op gmless play) after having the rulebook pdf for several years (stars finally aligned to remove invisible thing blocking me from reading it idk) because i'm on another solo ttrpg kick & i don't know what took me so long to get around to this game because it genuinely is exactly what i was looking for. years ago when i was playing through solo 5e modules i should have just been playing ironsworn (believe it or not, 5e isn't very suited to solo play and is extremely clunky when you try lol).

also though i have dabbled in some other solo ttrpgs, a considerable amount of them are journaling games which is fun but imo considerably more work (usually by the time i'm a quarter of the way through the journal entry, i know how to entire scene played out and i want to move on to the next gameplay thing, so i get frustrated and bored quickly. it feels like when you solve a level in a video game but don't have the coordination to pull off the necessary move so you have to spend 20 extra minutes doing something you already figured out), so i really appreciate like not needing to write something for the game to progress (ive been taking notes for my own record since im playing solo and thus am not really out loud roleplaying the way you do in a group, but i definitely could do that instead and not take notes and the game would still function perfectly)

& ive been playing by myself but also in the past ive played a lot of ttrpgs in very small groups which has been other games but is mostly dnd and like. we also should have been playing ironsworn so that having a gm was not necessary. have definitely played games where we had to adapt the rules soooo much to do something that is just base game included in ironsworn. plus it's rules-light enough to do pretty complex moves that pose difficulties in bulkier games (ever introduced someone to dnd and they tell you they want to do a sick backflip and catch something and then attack and you have to tell them that will require several different consecutive rolls and some creative liberties with how the rules are 'supposed' to let you move? you can just Do That in ironsworn. use the strike move and describe it. done!)

the one thing is that although it's rules-light enough to theoretically play any setting or genre (some with more difficulty than others), ive found so far that like... the grittiness and sense of threat is very built into the mechanics so that would be sort of difficult to work around or change (but i think it's great from a game design perspective). what i mean is like, okay: you start with 5 max hp. there isn't really a way to raise this max hp, you just slowly gain abilities (assets) that make you less likely to have to lose the hp in the first place, or that make it easier to recover. when you encounter foes, you rank them on a scale of 1 -5, and enemies on the lowest side of this scale do one harm to you, while enemies on the highest side do five harm to you. so even though encountering an epic enemy won't always be deadly due to the assets you have, they are ALWAYS capable of taking you down to 0 hp with one good hit. so the feeling of threat is much more present compared to games where your character starts to be able to just tank and push through a failure or huge threat.

admittedly also i'm playing solo, im still learning how to balance combat, and also i built a character who has NO combat talents and iron (the close quarters fighting stat) is one of my lowest stats so i personally am under much more threat than if you built a character who knew how to fight or who could do deadly harm. but also the other thing about combat is it's extremely difficult to maintain control of the fight; you have to score a strong hit to do it on basically all moves, and there's a really limited pool of moves available when you don't have the initiative, and obviously none of them really favour you. i don't know that this makes combat genuinely more difficult, but it does make you feel like the fight is always about to spiral out of your control. every second you let it drag without decisive action feels like it brings you closer to dying. like i said, this is a feature of the game design and not a problem in any way. just thinking about it because when i was initially learning i was going to try to supplant it into a homebrew fantasy world of my own but the tone just wouldn't be right. and that it is somewhat difficult to replicate the kind of worlds that i typically play or run for dnd, which tend to lean somewhat sillier and definitely much higher fantasy

but i like to try new things and tbh especially in dnd i find that i very rarely feel that sense of threat and when i do feel it, it has nothing at all to do with the actual mechanics and reality of the combat and everything to do with how well the dm sells it to me and makes it sound and feel scary and dangerous. which is a testament to what a good gm can do for you but i do appreciate the threat feeling more built-in and also being actually real.

#good idea generator #kas plays ironsworn #am giving it a tag because i will continue to talk about this. its my blog #idk i just find in dnd like. players often FEEL threatened WAY before they actually are threatened #which makes it really hard to balance combat because players treat evenly matched fights like hopeless death traps #so instead they do underleveled combat that feels boring for some hard to pin down reason #but like. the reason is even though you're nervous about the dm's description and the things the monsters can do #there is no real threat. especially in bigger parties where the players DOMINATE action economy. they are always in control #so of course it gets boring. it drags out so everyone can take their turn but it never forces you to make difficult choices #or to totally exhaust all your abilities. after awhile the combats start to feel same-y #because even if the monster is different. you never have to do anything different to defeat it #ofc this is a subjective assessment and also if youre reading this and we play dnd together this is not a gripe abt our table i love u #i think it's really easy to get trapped doing this esp in tables which like rp more than combat #because its also like. once you're used to a certain balance of combat if your dm suddenly threw you a big one #you assume that this is a uniquely large threat in the narrative as well (rather than a rebalancing attempt) #and treat it accordingly. which is to say with way too much caution because it isnt actually that big of a threat #so then as a dm when you have to maintain the feeling of threat and the mechanical threat #(especially when sometimes the mechanical line between 'cakewalk' and 'tpk' is razor thin #and is more about the initiative order and luck than anything else) #you start to prioritize the feeling of threat. which is imo the right call always #but its just after awhile when you feel the threat but nothing ever happens to anybody. the dissonance starts to affect the table #also balancing dnd combat as a dm is really hard and often requires a LOT of on the fly adaptation #because sometimes the CR is useless and you don't know how it's gonna do until the dice are on the table already #anyway. my point is that im enjoying how ironsworn handles this problem

[wizardnuke]

i love dnd..i love playing heavy utility/support/backfield and i love having three to six attacks in a turn and an insane ac. at heart im a support player ill get my hands on whatever we're missing in a group

#looks at a druid a fighter and a bard fighter. okay cleric time. #i LOVE playing cleric turns out. #though abjuration wizard is still super super fun its a different flavor of support #it's not buffs it's 'i am going to transfer literally all that damage to myself and war caster style succeed my witchbolt concentration' #doing insane amounts of damage while taking damage (+ with temp hp and then just a lot of hp. im taking the tough feat as soon as possible) #aabria iyengar was right these abjuration wizards are craaaazy. but war domain clerics also fuck hard #my abj wiz is very much an experiment in 'what if someone who is not at all suited to this life tries to adapt as well as she can' #the point is that she isn't a cleric. do u understand. she's not a cleric and that's the point it's the. hbbbgbfhb. she's out here #functioning as a combat medic on some aasimar features + healing kits/potions + arcane ward. Look At Me #i also really enjoy playing nonreligious characters in these worlds where deities 100% exist not in a 'fuck the gods' way but in #a way somewhere between 'i'm all i need' and 'i called and no one answered' and 'may or may not go on an insane power hungry spiral and #try to get a touch of godhood' which is in part very due to my own agnostic and people-loving heart and 'haha what if i icarused this girl' #a resentful caution towards gods an immense respect towards religious companions and 'when your god isn't here to help. i will be' #anyway REACTION arcane ward you don't take damage im fine. next turn reaction shield ward's back up. the thing is. #she will drive her hp down. the ward isn't much like it goes past that temp hp. it's 14hp that shit goes down and carries to her hp #but it never drops. any leveled spell puts hp back into the ward. a 1st lvl shield puts it at 2hp and she can use it again #she is not suited for these conditions but my god it is fun to watch. i care her. #i explained that subclass feature to a player that's not in that campaign and said. like. yeah she can take damage. when her ward drops to #0 it carries to her. any leveled abj spell puts it back up. and she can use it and drive her hp down again. #do u understand what i am explaining to u! do you get it! she is and has always been a punching bag! #she was a very valuable asset to the army and the group she was drafted! into. because when she's there. people just don't fucking go down #aside from her. aside from her. AAAAH. she's so cool. she is very smart i am still riding the high of critting every turn w witchbolt and #reacting to ward a party member against a crit that would have dropped him by taking the hit herself. and she didn't break concentration #badass

[dimitrscu]

do you think the elden ring loretubers will redo their miquella videos once the dlc comes out and he ends up not being a one to one copy of griffith from the hit manga berserk

#something something michael zaki can’t write for shit and only knows how to plagiarize other peoples work i guess #it’s one thing to be inspired by something or make references #but the way these lore guys go on you’d think he was incompetent #way to show your appreciation for the man #that latest v*ati video pissed me off ngl #it’s almost like every elden ring content creator these days just has to cash in on every popular idea/meme #like with that one player that i don’t want to name #not sure if his insane fanboys extend to this site too #but holy shit that got old real quick #anyway whatever elden ring community are annoying what else is new #if it turns out that miq is in fact a carbon copy of that other twink then i promise i’ll k*ll myself for my sins

[jrueships]

What are the psychosexual consequences of the twolves dominance right now

mmm.. i have been Chewing on this...

for quite some time .

so this is a thought i have always had tbh. These playoff results so far have just been bolstering my confidence in it.

Ant and Kat's love is loud love.

The Suns love is no love. Not that they dont have any love At All, because they do. But for each other? Im not so sure. The Suns is Men doing it all for the image of finally being champions so they can prove themselves to the people OUTSIDE their team.

The nuggets is domestic love. It's quiet, it's comfortable, it's won a championship, it's retired love. Retired does Not mean dead, it does not mean completely inactive, it means slower moving, at a personal pace, enjoying what you find to be the thing you wouldn't mind dying doing. Jokic and Jamal don't have to say they're in love 24/7 to let us know they're in love. Jokic doesn't have to talk about horses all the time to reporters for reporters to find out how much he actually does from him always going back to visit them. It's quiet, but it's so strong that it doesn't have to be anything but quiet to know

The mavs is a love built on respect. Wordless, they know they can depend on the other no matter what troubles the other may be dealing with or how much is happening, they Know someone will always be there to get the job done. They KNOW it's not a waste, whatever they're doing .

Kat Needs positive reinforcement, reminisces on it, dreams for it, grows restless and angered without it. Gets real self-conscious and starts faking everything to seem like he has everything so people can start treating him like he's not just some everybody in the world, but a SOMEbody in the world, someone whose opinions, thoughts, actions, and.. possibly most importantly.. WORDS will always be remembered as a meaningful contribution to the world.

Ant is a people pleaser. But he's not the meek, 'let your favorite teacher pronounce your name wrong until the grave' people pleaser where it can be pointed out as a problem, he's a Clever one. He's the kind of people pleaser who can step into a room and spotlight the targets that need the most self-value.. all so He can assure his Own self-value, and protect it. Because, ultimately, the phrase 'everybody loves Anthony edwards' is all about Anthony Edwards, which should be obvious, right? The answer's smack dab in front of your face, but the Confidence. The charisma of it all. Covers it. Conceals it just briefly, just enough for him to get away with it. Ant always knows what to say without even thinking twice. He's such a charmer. Except he's not. He's Always thinking, always brewing up the best ways to become a spectacle. Why even video himself saying that slur shit in the first place? Why not just keep that between him and his friend in the car like probably a good chunk other basketball players do ( because let's be honest. These are probably pretty straight men. They hate people like us. )

He can't. That wouldn't give him the best results in the kind of satisfaction he craves, which is all self based, when boiled down. He HAS to not only impress his one friend in the car with his in power teasing of others who don't even have a clue, he has to try and impress Everyone that he's included in his circle, and he just accidentally included the wrong crowd in that.

Ant and kat together are just two self-conscious people who like being together so they don't feel like they're two self-conscious people who like being together. Love can come in multiple forms, but, in my opinion, love oftentimes needs multiple forms to be at its strongest. When you pour all your love into one bucket, it leaves the others hollow. Love can be quiet, and it can be loud, it can be through words, through actions, through the easy times, AND the hard times, it is love.

I like to call Kat and ant the warped jaren and ja bcs unlike jaren and ja where it can all get spoiled from jaren saying something stupid like 'i love you' when they ARE in love and are just uncomfortable saying it, kat and ant NEED to say they're in love so they can feel like they aren't in it. It being Actual love, deep love that requires more than just pretty words and over-the-top compliments and sayings and comparisons and declarations. Actual love like ant going to kat's house and bringing the rest of the team because he knows kat misses having a stable family, hates the fact that something is missing and he'll never get it back.

Actual love like being awkward with each other

Which they Hate. Terribly. The two of them.

So they'll say how much they're in love with the other, how fondly they think about their memories, how they're so close. They'll tease and laugh and try to instruct the other. And the media laps it up, of course. Especially over the quiet love. It's just so boring in comparison.

Love is thrilling, and it is also boring. Like doing menial activities together like watching the news when you two could actually be the ones on it by doing something crazy together, but you don't, and you aren't, because you both agreed it's going to be a cozy day today where you'll both just be a cute pair of couch potatoes on a sofa watching TV together.

Ant and kat CANT be boring. They CANT just sit in that silence together. They have to say something. They have to know the other doesn't consider them a waste of their time because they don't have that same assurance in themselves.

Love is being scared.

Theyre not scared.

They can't Be scared.

Being down by 2 doesn't mean anything besides we'll bounce back. We're not scared about it. I played well, the shots just weren't falling, but i did good. We are doing good. We love each other. We swear.

We're not scared .

(TV loves confidence)

(Love loves fear)

#love is being terrified. petrified. of losing smthing permanently #whatever u do. it will never be enough to get back what u loved the most #im not saying theyre not in love. or they havent felt it #they are in it. they call each other family now and they have both felt a deep love for people they call family before #and they have both lost people that they love #ant & kat are like the im not like other girls powder puff ( girls football) player tomboy who used to make fun of girls wearing makeup wit #her asshole guy just friends cus im one of the guys friends (even tho the guys would criticize an 'ugly'/nonconventially attractive girl fo #not wearing it ten seconds later) falls for the dopey incredibly kind but thinks she's dumb bcs she's pretty and blond volleyball player #who always tags along with ant at bars so ant can ask guys if they wanna see them make out bcs they find it hot without knowing that kat #finds it hot too #& it turns out ants tomboy obsession with makeup is from her denying love of feminity on others #it's appealing. it's entertaining. it's everything u want to see blossom and grow #but. it takes TIME. #time that places like the ruthlessness of businesses might not always have no matter how captivating #if you are a waste then youre a waste #kat and ant cant stand waste. they cant stand the idea of all this acting like theyre in love (LOVE. love) is all for not #is all for not Actually being in love. just a big elaborate talked up grandiose excuse to say theyre not afraid to be in love #now THATS television!!!! #is it a sturdy relationship though? will something have to change to survive? will SomeBody (or somebodies) have to change? um. #cut the cameras. #deadass. #ted asks #ted longer #ant eds #katman #TY for this ask. i have been munching like a goat. uve probably forgotten abt this.. but i... i never forge- #im like an Elephant <-watched a replay of game 2 & thought it was an entirely different game

[babygoestozspace]

I kinda hate how Cirie's demise has exposed how comp dependent BB has become. Like yeah we been knew, but it’s like… you don't need to do all this song and dance on Survivor. But because a single person has the power to control the fate of everyone in the house week to week, it requires players to cover themselves on all sides, resulting in the post-16 meta of a huge onion alliance to maximize one's chances of not hitting the block any given week. There's no need for that in Survivor; the only person an immunity winner can impact is themselves, so the rest of the tribe isn't forced to play around the whims of a single person. And with the comps themselves becoming increasingly physical over the years, somehow this glorified summer camp is more dependent on physical fitness than the game that starves people on an island for a month and a half.

#bb25 #like am i making sense? #bb allows players to wield raw power in a way one cant on survivor #and this raw power comes from winning comps #you have to align yourself with people in order to not have that power used against you #and then not do anything to piss them off #j*ckson m*chie created his ideal endgame by trading comp wins with his showmance #an immunity run in survivor only guarantees your own safety #yes the professors self cannibalized but that's exactly because they didn't trust their comp winners not to turn on them #the whole leftovers thing with hisam and red's connection with cam #7ds was formed at least in part to cover cirie/izzy/felicia in the event matt or jag won an hoh #okay sure yeah say im making excuses but i hope im making sense #eta: i see that there's a bsb meeting rn and thats what i mean #cirie could pull off a miracle and here and it simply wouldnt matter if even one person stays anti cirie and that person wins hoh #blah blah social game but there's a hell of a lot less room to maneuver if you're up against only one other person

[calamitaswrath]

While I'm still riding the Xenoblade X hyperfixation, let me just use it to talk gender identity some more.

Between deciding on my current Cross design back during last December and where I am now (i.e. feeling that I'm probably a Woman But A Bit To The Side), I initially did have the plan of just switch between the male design and the female one. But even though I kept those two looking as close to each other as possible, there was always something that I didn't quite like about the male one on a very basic level, and something that I just couldn't put my finger on, let alone fix. Somewhere down the line, I decided to also make myself smaller builds for both, as an alternative to switch to. So, "Young Boy" instead of "Boy", and "Girl" instead of "Woman". For the female Cross, that worked out well enough, and I still have the design I came up with for that saved in-game, even if I have taken no screenshots. But with the male Cross? For the life of me, I could not put together a design that I even remotely liked. Absolutely nothing felt right, even though on principle, I guess I preferred the younger looking face over my actual "main" male Cross (which even then, I almost never used). In the end, I just gave up that whole design process entirely. I guess that only really serves to show that I'm really not off in my current self-perception. . .

#shut up cal you fool #shut up lucia you fool #you know though thinking about it #I'm also starting to feel like I start to get why it's X in particular that made me come to these realizations #cause sure I played other games with custom characters before #like Pokémon FE or Splatoon #but in Pokémon games with customization you play kids who aren't really gendered as much #heck in sv you can outright make them gnc #so nothing that really makes me think about self image that much #because by the time that xy came out I was already an adult #and I never really felt that personally represented by the player in Pokémon #so I just played the male characters #and in FE as nice as it is to customize robin and corrin #at the end of the day that system is still REALLY rigid #and doesn't allow for much self-expression #and when I did make my sprite edits for a custom robin. well #I wonder why I felt the need to make a genderswap one #and with splatoon I guess I started to saunter vaguely womanwards as soon as octolings entered the picture #in 1 I was still fine with playing the male inkling and I just continued that for 2 #but in X meanwhile you can actually design your avatar more freely #and can be an actual. y'know. adult #which in turn I guess just really played into the difficulty I always had picturing myself as an adult man #so. yeah.

[pumakaji64]

*major SCVI spoilers talk- scroll past if you don't wanna see spoilers*

It’s both very fucked up and darkly hilarious that the game lets you not only capture the Pokémon that killed Arven’s parent but also battle against him with it in the Academy Ace Tournament 💀💀💀💀💀💀-

#pokemon scvi #pokemon spoilers #scvi spoilers #arven #koraidon #miraidon #I'm assuming the second catchable one is the same one from the final fight... like God just imagine turning up with THAT #all I can picture is the player being like "yeah it's not even that hard to control it'' #''the professor not being able to must've just come down to a skill issue I guess :/- anyway lets battle Arven!'' #like yeah he has some very complicated feelings going on with his parent- #but still imagine your friend turning up with the pokemon that killed your parent and just casually using it in battles I-

[red-man-of-mustache]

ℳ ➙

#tag dump #ℳ ➙ Player One | OOC | #ℳ ➙ “It's-a me~” | IC | #ℳ ➙ “Aah worthless koopa junk!” | Memes | #ℳ ➙ “Life is a game but it all depends on how you play!” | Musings | #ℳ ➙ “Hey! Come back here! You big-a monkey!” | Headcanons | #ℳ ➙ Press Start To Play | Asks | #ℳ ➙ Shy Guys | Anonymous Asks | #ℳ ➙ “It's a Stone Luigi you didn't make it.” | Luigi | #ℳ ➙ “Hey King Koopa! You can at least say goodbye!” | Bowser | #ℳ ➙ “Don't Worry Princess- we'll find that Oogtar soon!” | Princess Peach | #ℳ ➙ “Oops. I meant to do that.” | Crack | #ℳ ➙ “Why do salesman always have such bouncy personalities?” | Promo | #ℳ ➙ “But I've got drains to drain!” | Aesthetic | #ℳ ➙ “Oh No! It's a pipe-o-rama!” | Starter Call | #ℳ ➙ “No woman can resist the charm of a Mario.” | Starters | #ℳ ➙ “My crazy plans always work!” | Dash Commentary | #ℳ ➙ “Makes you think doesn't it?” | Open | #ℳ ➙ “Can you say 'chorizo'?” | Main Verse | #ℳ ➙ “I'm-a bet you can't do this!” | Art | #ℳ ➙ “Okey Dokey Princess! It's-a your turn to type!” | Royalty Verse |

[stayatsam]

tbh if you’re dying to play DnD but no one wants to DM it’s seriously worth it to buckle down and learn how to DM yourself

#it’s incredibly fun and rewarding esp if your players are your friends #everyone wants to play but no one wants to DM so no game happens: is an issue i see a lot on social media #besides once you get your group it opens doors to other people in the group taking turns too #i’ve been DMing for almost three years and now two of my players are learning to DM #also ngl i like DMing more than i like playing lol

[singswan-springswan]

the little mermaid but it's kanera

#“I want to know what the sky tastes like. but If I fly on a ship that's close enough” #“Hera get your kriffing head out of the clouds and back in the kriffing water where it belongs” #“I won't lose my only child the way I lost her mother” #“yo dad I'm like in my twenties” #“You're still my child” #“the prince? yeah yeah he's hot but loOK AT HIS SHIP” #“Oh kanan it isn't just me the whole kingdom wants to see you happily settled down with the right girl” #“She's out there somewhere Oke and when I meet her I'll know! It'll just hit me! bam! like lightning!” #“that may be a bit in poor taste” #“Yeah the last time you got electrocuted it didn't turn out too well” #“wow okay sabine but no one asked you” #“thrawn what in the seven seas would you need my voice for” #“princess are you blind read the contract it says your voice is my payment” #“right but why do you want it” #“Well if you must know Eli broke my record player and now we can't rig a proper cauldron playlist so take this as a compliment” #“zeb is it just me or is the queen being suspiciously nice” #“hera clearly she thinks you're daughter-in-law material why else would she keep arranging dates for you and the prince” #“aw i love her”

[kingkatsuki]

Just thinking about those soft, mundane moments with Bakugou.

#you know the ones that would probably make the most boring fics? but somehow they’re so comforting #like you forget your phone in your rush to work and he drops it in to you before he starts his shift #or you forget your headphones and he brings them to you on your lunchbreak so you don’t have to sit on the train home in silence #or him turning the heating on before he leaves for his night shift so you come home to a warm house #a warm mug of tea waiting at home for you after a night out #you mention you need more space for your makeup so he goes out and buys you shelves/a cabinet #soft cuddles after a bad day while he reads a book #legs intertwined on the couch while you watch tv/play games #sitting in silence while you play the same two player switch game together #bringing you your handbag/shoes when you’re trying to get ready for an important event/gala #silly mirror selfies when you’re trying to do chores #grocery shopping together when he’s stopped by little kids every two seconds #grabbing coffee before a date in the park where he just knows your order without asking or speaking a word #<<< ORDERING FOR YOU #fixing your necklace/bracelet when it breaks #or replacing your favourite shirt when it’s broken beyond repair #just little domestic couple things🥺

[majorpepperidge]

sending you this because i am haunted by the spoilers i saw about pen and You Get It. idek how long i have before Things Get Revealed (i’ve only just rebuilt the bridge), and i didn't see enough spoilers to get the full picture of what happens, but. i am so sad. and i don't know if it's better or worse that i know that something happens BEFORE starting a romance, bc i was speedrunning plot stuff instead of relationship stuff so that i could make better items to give as gifts, but. my builder is a proud morosexual who dreamed of kissing him in the moonlight. what am i supposed to do now.

Listen. I'd still say romance Pen and then either, uh, break up with him before the endgame or start a new file and romance someone else like I did lmaaooo. Honestly I didn't get much farther than you did until I looked more into what they do to him and got SOOOO fucking mad. Because he is so so so SO stupid and I love him very much. So much so that I'm taking the plot away from the devs and reworking it and giving his character more thought and nuance than they did.

#Asks for Cheri #cannibalisticskittles #My Time at Sandrock #Pen #MTAS Pen #not to mention the devs/writers seem to almost be /mocking/ the player for romancing 'the wrong one' #like shut UP you made him romanceable!! we get it you have your favorites to write #but the complete 180 heel turn 'evil for the sake of evil' is soooooo poorly written and makes no sense #Huffing that copium but us Pen Likers write him SOOOO much better