#player one: ooc

[c-aptainslog]

(looks at bio) i am constantly fighting the urge to schedule a post for 2075

#player one: ooc #(will the blog be active? very unlikely. do i still want to do it?) #(………… well-)

[gunsblazin]

there’s gonna be a new little guy soon but that means i have to actually do what i’ve been meaning to and move cap to a sideblog / make this a hub. so this blog is going to be under construction, including some tweaking to the rules pages!

#player one: ooc #message from the bridge: psa #(the rules haven't really changed much but i reworded it for the new blog and will be applying it to the other two) #(by the time i'm posting this the new blog and the captain are almost settled pfft i just. have to get this one switched over)

[labratboygirl]

kinito art dump from the past few days

#BTWWWWW yuko ((white squareish guy)) is my standin character for the player ……..theyre silly #also . i am a firm believer that kinito means no harm and actually does just want a friend .he just cant help being a little freak about it #kinitopet #kinito #kinito my beloved #<- love how thats one of the top tags when you type his name . giggling #my art #these r probably ooc sorry .i am simply doing what my sick brain tells me to

[red-man-of-mustache]

All right, round two. Starter Call! Like this post for a starter of varying length. I'll start 'em after 6pm CST. If you got a multi-muse blog tell me who's it'll be. And don't be afraid if we haven't interacted before.

#ℳ ➙ Player One | OOC | #ℳ ➙ “Oh No! It's a pipe-o-rama!” | Starter Call |

[basslinegrave]

i was being a completely sane person today (/s) and was creating a timeline tree for snm would anyone even be interested in that. and collecting my shipping thoughts (or specifics about them being a couple etc). know that i still consider my knowledge of the franchise as poor. its just tidying it up in my head so when i talk about something i can pinpoint a specific thing (i was too deep in fnaf theorizing so now i have to suffer thru a franchise that doesnt even have a canon)

in short/tldr the comics are the base that happened in every possible timeline and everything else is derived from that, happening after, except the cartoon, which shows some events the same way so that would be more intertwined; not everything is connected/within one timeline. and the cartoon is my most fav and where i see them as a true couple.

long rant ahead

on one hand i really like the time travel theory where its like comics -> ttg -> cartoon etc by them travelling back in time for that, however there are many holes especially thinking about their families and stuff so

i like the idea of things branching off. one branch is comics - htr - cartoon, as something more intertwined

second is comics -> ttg -> poker night 2 (since it references ttg events) (idk bout 1 i havent played/seen that)

third would be comics -> ttiv (or comics -> htr -> ttiv, i have no idea atm if bosco's is mentioned in the comics but it is in htr and mentioned in ttiv. ttiv is also set in the year it came out, so theres a huge gap inbetween ttiv and htr but i wouldnt say its where the ttg games happened!)

and i dont mean this in like a multiverse way, since the creator seems to dislike that, its simply just a very loose canon that differs with each installment (simply due to different people working on these imo. nothing too deep imo)

but the juicy part!! i even made brackets that im too lazy to remake digitally so i will just write it out for each bigger installment. im excluding poker night 1 as i havent played it nor watched much gameplay

M = married, BF = best friends (in all technically)

comics: M - unlikely; BF - yes absolutely

htr: M - possible; BF - yes

cartoons: M - i take it as canon here. BF - yes million percent

ttg all seasons: M - no; BF - yes.

poker night 2: M - not sure, implied dating, i take that as good enough; BF - yes

ttiv: M - absolutely not. not a couple at all. BF - they seem too tense, yes, but from my experience playing, their interactions were imo the worst in all of their media, so i wasnt buying it at some points

note - ttiv has to be like the straightest they ever were and i also see it in S.P.'s more recent work. im looking too deep into that, perhaps, but im just thinking were never gonna get anything similar to what we got from back in the 90s again, if theres any future projects

people are also saying they got married like 4 times and its making me a bit confused here. do people mean cartoon, htr dress up card, cake topper and tdph ring scene or am i missing something big?? because to me that is married once, other ones being just for jokes (first one as well but its less vague), and in the ttg games its so extremely vague i cant count that (being realistic here) that said its still fun to joke about them getting married several times, but in this case wouldnt it be more of a marriage per timeline?

and to end this, a personal tierlist

my most fave obviously is the cartoon. not only is it the easiest to work with for me, with the fast pacing and short watch time (but ofc i wish it was longer) i absolutely love how their relationship is depicted there, even if a lot of stuff there is just jokes, but if everything is a joke then its also fine to take everything as canon within this media, to me! like when haters say that people only take the wedding scene out of the intro and ignore the rest - as if the other stuff couldnt happen (isnt one of the shots them fighting a giant octopus, which they end up having an episode about too. like cmon. anything goes here) even if it was contained within this specific part of the franchise, im ok with calling them a couple here. and its S tier overall

another S tier is the comics. nothing else to say

HTR is like A tier to me, only taking off points because its soooo sloooowwww and playing it after watching the series took 3 years off my life immediately. otherwise gud game.

ttg is like A to B tier for me, because of some specifics and preferences but thats just me being nitpicky so, the games overall are good. A- it is. thats all

poker night 2 is fun, i watch the gameplay a lot lately when im too tired at midnight to do anything else, A tier

ttiv. oh how mixed i am about you. gameplay by itself and my first experience with the game - S tier. it made me so giddy more than one time and i kept wanting to come back until i finished the game fully. i dont mind the bugs, its just what i expect in VR games and even tho it made me a bit frustrated at times it wasnt all that bad. its also the only vr game i played for over an hour once and didnt get motion sick - the exception was the level at the store which seemed too bright and actually made me nauseous. which is a feeling that somehow comes back whenever i think about this game. what i dislike was the dialogue, while most of it was fun and fine, i had moments where i just burst out laughing, they (or max especially) were way too mean towards the player. i know its a joke and you could chalk it up to max being unhappy with us/jealous, but it got like, generally unpleasant very quickly. with stuff like good throw - "nice!" bad throw - *neverending insults* and the second was how painfully straight it was and like. the vibes i got from them two was like, oh theyre fed up with each other and my shipping self was just left quite disappointed. i did not get all lines during my gameplay which made it great but upon going thru every line manually after, i was just more and more uncomfortable with what they said in their banter. this drops the game to like C for me? maybe B if i squint. being generous. i also got sick of their talking animations over time... the models are fine just got to be too much. bonus points for max ragdoll physics tho. coming up with a conclusion that this is a completely separate timeline and has nothing to do with anything other than the comics and perhaps HTR. i talked so long about this one cause its the one thing that prompted all of this lol.

but its not that serious! i just knew this franchise for ages as "oh its the two animal guys that are married and its funny" and now that i got into it fully, i see a lot of the shippers are obviously daydreaming and taking things out of context - which is fun, i agree!! i also do that. but it just painted a completely different picture for me. so no. theyre not married, theyre not a couple, except for the cartoon, where its implied, which stays on top for me. but in ttg at least, they love each other, its not as romantic, but i can ship them there (so i ship them in the context of the cartoon and ttg basically)

anyway. nothing is canon for them, everything is canon for them, and everything they say or do is a joke so. its not that deep at all. they gay tho

#insane ramblings #i will tag this #sam and max #for the 2 people that will read this 🫶 #thoughts are being thunk #long post #i just went on an unplanned rant here #i was home alone today and spent most of my day thinking about ttiv and how much i hate it and love it and hate it #one could even say its textbook queerbait but since its a separate game i cannot say it #but going from showing them getting married to 20 years later sam dating random women its like. uhh idont like that #obviously #i hc him as bi or pan so its fine its just so lame. like who are they? you know. random off screen characters that mean nothing to me #and max being jealous of the player being there but allowing sam to date is so lol. i havent found the line about the other woman yet #but ive had the lines open for way too many times and i dread going through them further. but i might bite the bullet i just want context #wonder if one of them is that one afghan hound (?) from that one valentines art #when the characters get ooc in official media /j

[usakkhae]

QForever initially going to the kiss booth so maybe he could convince QPhilza to kiss him with the excuse that It was "tradition" but instead he ends up only kissing QMax cuz he would always come back to the booth over and over again...

#Twitter got me and I'm shipping them now #deal with it #a bit ooc but no one can stop me #not even the cannon #q!forever #q!maxo #q!maximus #forever player #ohnanaduo #4max #4maxo #maxever #qsmp

[galefcrce]

Feeling a bit too much like Gale these days, I might have to slow down on replies for a while to focus on myself.

#the queue will run and I'll do replies when I can but my activity here and discord will be spotty folks #I just wanna let people know so no one thinks I'm ignoring them #͙͘͡★ ooc. the player

[eorzeashan]

there's something viscerally cathartic about seeing wols have an undying hatred for an npc the story wants you to be friends with. somehow the fires of violence have burned away the messages of friendship. nothing can spare them from their wrath

#ffxiv #ooc #it's not fun when people hate the ones the story does too. that's too easy. #it's a lot harder when the story forces you to smile and nod with them and somehow the player's feelings have become all consuming #to burn past that as well

[muutos]

it's that time again folks, where i watch competitive fortnite grand finals :3

#me wanting to go off about how my fav player won 2 VR's in one night #me: nobody cares bitch #GHJK #ooc. #anyway my fucking back still hurts. #does anybody have pain sometimes they can't fucking get rid of in their back? like no amount of advil helps? #the pain also goes to my leg sometimes. #what the fuck is this??? #𝐢. . . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ [ 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧 › out of character ] #oh i also had a nap earlier omfg

[doublebattled]

in this house we love and value respectful ttrpg players who contribute to the well being of the campaign by carrying some of the workload (art, inventory management, note taking, snack duty, scheduling, hosting, etc.) and ease the burden on the DM

#time out ★ { ooc. } #tbd #unironically. the best players have always been the ones willing to buy food for session. always.

[mechahero]

//this is the funniest super in the game actually

#//caved <- (redownloaded xeno.verse 2 😔) #//not much has changed on there but then again online only stuff is behind a paywall #//shaking fist at switch online #//so glad i got the super from it dropping in one of the pqs #//it's super funny to pick up a big ass dude with a short player character and slam them around #//i'm lightheaded from laughing at it LMAO #backup log {ooc}

[c-aptainslog]

so did anyone ever figure out if the captain must have a handprint imbedded on their glove to open the doors or

#player one: ooc #(this still haunts me.) #(this is important for lore reasons trust me)

[gunsblazin]

❤️ Dating Sim Tropes ❤️

REPOST AND FILL IN WITH DETAILS ABOUT YOUR MUSE AS IF THEY WERE A CHARACTER IN A DATING SIM.

NAME: The Captain. What do you mean that’s not a real name?

THEIR PROFESSION: … Also captain

FAVOURITE FOOD TYPE: This is assuming they eat much in the first place, which they don’t really need to. You’ll get a different answer every time you ask what their favourite food is. One thing that does tend to stay consistent is a love for cookies

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Margaritas. Perfect balance between sweet, sour, salty, and bitter

(They can eat and drink without taking off their helmet. Don’t question how)

FAVOURITE TRAIT: They like knowing they can rely on someone. They admire dedication and perseverance, and on the flip side, humour and a fun-loving attitude. Infodump to them about what you’re good at, if they had a Wug helmet it would be making heart eyes

WHERE THEY WOULD GO ON A DATE: They’re not really one to want to sit at a restaurant for an hour or two and chat. Once the colony is settled, they would rather explore the surrounding areas with their date, or fly a shuttle up into orbit with them

IDEAL GIFT: They’ll love any knick-knack. Really. They’re a collector of Things. Doesn’t matter if it’s some ancient treasure or something slapped together with scissors and glue, they’re sure to cherish it. I think I’ve mentioned it before but you can also never go wrong with a bomb

WHEN WILL THEY DRINK ALCOHOL: Usually at functions and formal events. It’s not that they don’t like it (margarita already mentioned) but they prefer to keep a tight hold on their reputation as a captain. Unless they get sent through too many loops, anyway

TAGGED BY: @blueheartedmayor (thank you!)

TAGGING: not sure who all has been tagged, so please feel free to join in! for now i’m going to play a uno reverse on people who have already tagged me. consider this a free “do it with another muse” card only if you want! @theauthorlives , @rabbitholewritten , @jumpinagain

#player one: ooc #captain's log: headcanons #colony survey: quizzes and memes #(looking at certain parts of the favourite trait section and wondering if they ever had a crush on lady /j #allu: *relentlessly hunts them down across the multiverse* | cap: 😳) #food cw

[yellowfingcr]

#// jesus christ #THANKS FOR THE VIOLENCE #top players: calemun and nemo with One Quintillion Boops sent #ooc #edit nvm now they're both lol!

[red-man-of-mustache]

Meet the Mun

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘɪᴄᴋ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ(ꜱ) ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ?

Mario has been a fixture in my life since my fifth birthday. Mario 64 was my first Mario game actually! There's just something about his happy-go-lucky attitude and ability to persevere that I find inspiring. Comforting even. Originally, I wasn't even eyeing tumblr but my girlfriend at the time all the way back in the prehistoric age of 2014 suggested I make a blog. I decided to pick up Mario on a whim and have stuck with him(on & off mind you) since!

ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ?

Smut. Sometimes I find it to be cumbersome. I don't lead with this objection because sometimes it's over quickly but other times I'm just not into it. And angst! Angst exhausts me.

ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ?

Action! I love seeing how characters react in tense situation(despite what I just said about angst). I also like a bit of fluff because c'mon, I'm sure we could all use some relief from the outside world. It's kinda scary.

ʜᴏᴡ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ?

I try to start off slow. What I mean is I look at what we got in canon, side content(comics,shows, etc) and reasonably merge the concepts where they can mesh. Then I draw conclusions from that! Other times when I'm doing research on certain aspects on Mario's character such as plumbing, being a physician, his italian heritage, etc I pick parts from it and mentally labor over how they apply to him. Really, it's like a little Mario calculator is in my head and I see how the info I'm gathering reacts with what I already know.

ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ɪɴ ꜱɪʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴏʀ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ?

Anytime I try writing with music doesn't end well. I always focus more on what I'm writing rather than the song. Podcasts work best.

ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʟᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇꜱ ᴏʀ ᴡɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ?

I'm almost always winging it out. I open up the reply/draft and just let things flow.

ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ꜱʜɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ?

I'd ship Mario with a tree if it could talk back.

ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʟɪᴀꜱ/ɴᴀᴍᴇ?

Papa Pasta

ᴀɢᴇ?

Just turned 28!

ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ?

February 7th

ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ(ꜱ)?

Lavender, red, and orange

ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ꜱᴏɴɢ(ꜱ)?

I got deep into Tame Impala a while ago. Favorite song by far from him: Cause I'm a man. Right after that is "New Person/Same Old Mistakes". Another favorite of mine is Close In The Distance from Final Fantasy XIV

ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜᴇᴅ?

Final Destination. Wanted to see if it was as good as it was when I was a kid. Not disappointed.

ʟᴀꜱᴛ ꜱʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜᴇᴅ?

Centaur World! Very cute show

ʟᴀꜱᴛ ꜱᴏɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ?

On Melancholy Hill by Gorillaz

ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ꜰᴏᴏᴅ?

Spaghetti & Meatballs!!!

ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ?

Fall. I like watching the trees shed their leaves

ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴛᴜᴍʙʟʀ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ?

Hmmmm, definitely have to say @thehouseofivo. Him & Julian have been with me since the very beginning. I'm having a little trouble remembering exactly how things started off between us but it's been so long! We've kept in contact outside of tumblr and things fell apart a few years ago when I was deep in my pit but we picked up right where we left off pretty much recently! He's a real nice guy and I'd do anything in my power to help him along! Give him a follow if you haven't already, you won't be disappointed! One thing I don't see too often on here is a coherent continuity. (If you know any other blogs that do this then pls pls pls tell me) Most threads he does will go into the development of Julian somehow.

tagged by NOBODY stolen from @lultimagoccia uhhhhhh I'mma tag @thehouseofivo @adara-of-the-flame @timid-plumber @atimelesslullaby @musescfmusic & anyone else who wants to steal it!

#ℳ ➙ Player One | OOC | #ℳ ➙ “Aah worthless koopa junk!” | Memes |

[skarloeyspa]

@naurasweetarudesu's OC Dewi Sri for our art trade! With her permission, I have gone insane and did a bit of lighting practice! Inspired by idol game cards~

#ttte oc #this one hurt my back ouf #yeah i used to play idol games/derogatory #nothing against idol game players...just saying i have been there i know whats going on😐 #also there isnt any particular story behind why Sri is here so...make up your own story! #my friend said it looks like she's gonna get hit by a car💀💀💀so i changed it i hope it looks less like that now #i am not caught up on the Sri lore...sorry if this is ooc🙇 #pictures in the reception hall #capy posting