Gibbs: Be there a rite or incantation?
Barbossa: Aye, the items brought together,
done. Items to be burned.
And someone must speak the words,
"Calypso, I release you from your
human bonds."
Pintel: Is that it?
Barbossa:
Is said it must be spoken as if to a lover.
Barbossa, 10 seconds later:
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Tempests in Teacups
New POTC AU!
So whilst chatting online with @thundersongfury at umpteen o’clock in the morning, a new AU was born!
It’s an afterlife of sorts for the POTC characters, in that nobody's dead, but it's also just a place for them to vibe and chill. In teacups. As chibis. Because they wouldn’t fit otherwise.
They live on a lovely wide wooden table (not all of which is explored).
It’s Calypso’s job to fill the teacups. She takes this very seriously.
Davy Jones supplies the materials- the cups, saucers, drinks, and other such trimmings.
Jack’s original cup cracked (it was Beckett’s fault). Davy Jones got him a new one, a black one, and Calypso keeps it full of- nope! A nice dark coffee with lots of Madagascar vanilla.
…but she does let him have rum from time to time when he behaves.
Will has lemonade, in a simple utilitarian teacup with a saucer that doubles as his workshop. He likes to share his lemon slices with his friends, especially Elizabeth.
Elizabeth has a pretty floral-patterned teacup full of green tea and honey (and a lemon slice from Will). Sao Feng gave her a little ornamental dragon to twine around her teacup handle, which she is terrifically proud of.
For Barbossa, it’s a dainty porcelain gold-edged teacup full of sherry.
Beckett has white tea, in an elegant teacup with a map of the table painted on it. He's constantly adding to the map and has a bad habit of knocking over other cups so he can get a better view of things.
Norrington had tea first, then rum, but he now has a nice teacup of hot chocolate with a big, soft marshmallow floating in the middle.
Blackbeard's cup is full of gasoline.
Pintel and Ragetti each have hot water and a single tea leaf in their teacups. They're perfectly happy with this.
Espresso for Carina Smythe, in a blue-painted teacup with tiny stars all over it. Henry Turner, upon tasting a little while visiting, had the zoomies something fierce for about three hours before passing out in her saucer.
Salazar’s cup was broken a long time ago. Not all the shards were found.
Davy Jones once pushed Jack off the table, but Jack landed on a chair. His friends managed to get to him, and they upturned Jack’s teacup to reach the tabletop again.
Jack and Will once stole a teacup from Norrington, swinging on teabags. They accidentally broke the cup. Norrington was not happy.
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I watched Our Flag Means Death and here what I want for season 2 :
All the actors of Pirates of the Caribbeans play their characters but it's not really their characters because Walt Disney copyright and stuff... But when you see them you know who they are, savvy?
Or they could play real pirates that exists but with a design near of their characters in potc...
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Round 1 Starboard: Uma (Descendants) vs Pintel and Ragetti (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Uma has power over the ocean, can turn herself into bubbles, and possess fish. Pintel and Ragetti can, with their powers combined, almost row a boat, and look great in drag.
[the pirates MAY use any special skills or equipment they possess. They may NOT call on any friends or creatures to assist them. For the sake of this tournament, all pirates CAN be killed and cannot come back to life during the fight. Remember: this isn't about favorites, this is about fighting power. Deathmatch masterpost Here.]
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Pintel and Ragetti are like the Timon and Pumba of the POTC universe.
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I use the soundtrack of DMTNT to imagine what might have been. For example, when Salazar and his men board The Black Pearl, sometimes I like to imagine that all of the ghosts of the men lost to Blackbeard’s attack show up and fight them off.
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Top 10 Comic Relief Characters
Top 10 Comic Relief Characters
I was recently watching an old episode of Terrible Writing Advice about comic relief characters (linked here). In it, he talks about how awful comic relief characters can be. There are countless examples of these characters in things being a iron ball around a story’s ankle. But there are examples of it being done well. I thought I would go into the characters in various fiction who are…
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I love you Pirates of the Caribbean I love you Will Turner I love you Elizabeth Swann I love you Jack Sparrow I love you Hector Barbossa I love you James Norrington I love you Pintel and Ragetti I love you Davy Jones I love you Calypso I love you Bootstrap Bill I love you Joshamee Gibbs I love you stolen cursed pirate gold I love you dilapidated ships with ragged sails I love you desperation to find the one you love most I love you deep dark sea I love you monkey
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