This could be fun or extremely sad
1: Name: Jess
2: Age: 17
3: 3 Fears: Wasps, Small spaces and idk
4: 3 things I love: My dogs, My cats and movies
5: 4 turns on: Hair pulling, Dry humping, Kissed against a wall, Moaning lol
6: 4 turns off: Dirty Talk (not a big fan), Feet, Cockiness, Guys who STOP TALKING TO YOU STRAIGHT AFTER YOU GOT OFF WITH THEM
7: My best friend: Meg and Emily
8: Sexual orientation: Um probs like Bi or something but 90% attracted to boys
9: My best first date: Aint had one tbh
10: How tall am I: 5′5
11: What do I miss: Not having responsibilities
12: What time were I born: 3pm
13: Favorite color: Yellow
14: Do I have a crush: Nah
15: Favorite quote: A lot of movie quotes
16: Favorite place: Home
17: Favorite food: Italian food
18: Do I use sarcasm: No(!)
19: What am I listening to right now: Hold on- SE22 Mix
20: First thing I notice in new person: Usually mouth or eyes
21: Shoe size: 7
22: Eye color: Hazel
23: Hair color: Naturally Blonde/Brown but Grey atm
24: Favorite style of clothing: Oversized jackets are my shit
25: Ever done a prank call?: Yeah when I was like 12
27: Meaning behind my URL: Just liked the sound of it
28: Favorite movie: Die Hard
29: Favorite song: Changes all the time
30: Favorite band: ^
31: How I feel right now: Eh
32: Someone I love: My Momther
33: My current relationship status: Singleeee (and have been for abt 4 yrs??)
34: My relationship with my parents: Ok I guess
35: Favorite holiday: Either Halloween or Christmas
36: Tattoos and piercing i have: Arrow of my hip, Something to do with my zodiac of my ankle, Ears pierced
37: Tattoos and piercing i want: A drawing my mum did when she was my age (The dragon on a The Clash CD cover)
38: The reason I joined Tumblr: Don’t remember
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: Barely remember him tbh
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: Nope
41: Have you ever kissed the last person you texted? Nah
42: When did I last hold hands? Agesss ago
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Depends if im late or not
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? No but I need to goddamn
45: Where am I right now? My bedroom (as always)
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Myself I’m pretty responsible when drunk imo
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? Fuckin loud hell yeah
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Yep
49: Am I excited for anything? V festival and a J Cole concert I’m going to :DD
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? FUCK no
51: How often do I wear a fake smile? Not so much nowadays
52: When was the last time I hugged someone? Last weekend
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? Wouldn’t care lmao
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Yup
55: What is something I disliked about today? Nothing yet but it’s still early
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Ri Ri or Chance the Rapper I lov them
57: What do I think about most?: Probs my future
58: What’s my strangest talent?: Can crack almost every joint in my body
59: Do I have any strange phobias?: Nah I think they’re all valid
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: Behind
61: What was the last lie I told?: That I didn’t have weed on me lol
62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: Who even talks on the phone anymore
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: Yes to ghosts, idk to aliens
64: Do I believe in magic?: Nah
65: Do I believe in luck?: Not really
66: What’s the weather like right now?: Sunny but windy
67: What was the last book I’ve read?: 1984 (and still haven’t finished it)
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: Only when I have a full tank in my car
69: Do I have any nicknames?: Used to be called Jep
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?: Ripped my toenail half off once (:
71: Do I spend money or save it?: Try to save it
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?: Yeah
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?: Yeah my candle jar
74: Favorite animal?: Hmm dogs and cats are cool but I love leopards
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: Playing Sims 4
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?: Probably Trump or something
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: Freedom By George Michael
78: How can you win my heart?: Be attentive to me and don’t be fake
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?: Baddest bitch there ever was
80: What is my favorite word?: Goiym
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: Don’t really have a top 5
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: Waddup wanna hang?
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: Apparently I do I found out recently
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?: Either invisibility bc I’m a nosy bitch or levitation
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?: How are you feeling?
86: What is my current desktop picture? Deadpool
87: Had sex?: Nah
88: Bought condoms?: Nope
89: Gotten pregnant?: No
90: Failed a class?: not yet luckily
91: Kissed a boy?: Yah
92: Kissed a girl?: Yah
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?: Nope
94: Had job?: Yep
95: Left the house without my wallet?: I do it all the time
96: Bullied someone on the internet?: No way
97: Had sex in public?: Nope
98: Played on a sports team?: Does a school team count
99: Smoked weed?: Hell yeah
100: Did drugs?: Only weed
101: Smoked cigarettes?: Yeah
102: Drank alcohol?: Ofc
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: No way couldn’t like without bacon
104: Been overweight?: Nope
105: Been underweight?: Yeah but that’s just my body type
106: Been to a wedding?: Yep
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: Literally everyday :/
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: Probs when I was younger
109: Been outside my home country?: Yah
110: Gotten my heart broken?: No
111: Been to a professional sports game? Don’t think so
112: Broken a bone?: Luckily no
113: Cut myself?: Yup
114: Been to prom?: Yeah
115: Been in airplane?: Yeah
116: Fly by helicopter?: No I wish
117: What concerts have I been to?: Olly Murs and JLS concert (I’m cool), and V festival
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: Nope not yet
119: Learned another language?: I’m ok at German I guess
120: Wore make up?: Yep
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?: Not yet but I’m working on it lmao
122: Had oral sex?: Nah
123: Dyed my hair?: Multiple times
124: Voted in a presidential election?: No
125: Rode in an ambulance?: No
126: Had a surgery?: Yep
127: Met someone famous?: Nah
128: Stalked someone on a social network?: Who hasn’t
129: Peed outside?: Yah :/
130: Been fishing?: Yeah
131: Helped with charity?: Yes
132: Been rejected by a crush?: Not directly
133: Broken a mirror?: Nope
134: What do I want for birthday?: Erm probably like money or a sick 18th party when I can then drink (legally)
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