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STOP listening to taylor swift START listening to taylor hebert before she fucking khepris us again

#skitterposting #wildbow #worm

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it's so funny how graffiti is like a non issue that effortlessly reveals peoples' reactionary tendencies.

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It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation

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i do not meaningfully speak spanish but this is still my favorite meme

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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computers, spirals, general tech.

☆ ☆ ☆ / ☆ ☆ ☆ / ☆ ☆ ☆

#the spiral obsession #obsolete technology

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hey. i'm outside. hey look if u could just. hey. Let me in. it's really cold out here and i see you've got a bowl of baby spinach there. I love baby spinach. Please let me in

#bnuuy #critters

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im taking media away from some of u guys until you can pass a 6th grade literary analysis test

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ignore this underwater wizard

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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

#A+ mutual catboytits

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One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions

#POSSUM FACT

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i started following you for the non-furry stuff but now i think i'm starting to be into it

Take a deep breath and do a trust fall back into your fursona's paws. They'll catch you and you'll realize you were a furry all along.

#furry trash

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fellow tgirls only

obviously reblog for sample size

#she's obviously a tgirl with a galaxy brain #would ofc #the electoral process

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you're here for a reason you're // livin' and breathin'

and if you keep on tryin' // someday you'll find out why

#paul baribeau #music #plan-it-x #man those 2000s plan-it-x records still hit every single one #Bandcamp

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is bralette+open jacket socially acceptable nowadays?

#yes and it's extremely hot

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#im 35 and trans i wanted to be the hot otter chick from redwall

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there's a particular cohort of extremely transmisogynistic trans men and cis women on twitter and i discovered they all have me blocked which is great for my TL but i am expecting a "dizzy is a baeddel apologist" callout post any day now since i had the temerity to say that it's kinda transphobic to assign responsibility for an uptick in anti-transmasculinity to a secret cabal of trans women infiltrating trans spaces