#pharma apologism

[lord-squiggletits]

Pharma is the toxic gay representation MTMTE/LL needed. Dude's so fucking gay for Ratchet that his gayness transcended having his head blown off and having his body be used as a vessel for a god, that's how fucking GAY Pharma is

#and ratchet doesn't fucking deserve it lol #squiggposting #pharma apologism #it's okay dr/tchet is boring as fuck so ratchet can have a boring ass relationship #pharma is the king of my heart. and also have i mentioned yet that he should get to kill people for fun

[o-mellowy]

Oldie but a goldie

I'm sorry Ambulon ily too

#im sorry pharma community it was a really funny idea 💔 #i also apologize to the ambulon community #ok enough apologies i blame the friends on disc for this madness #ok tag time #more than meets the eye #transformers idw #mtmte #pharma #ambulon #mtmte pharma #mtmte ambulon #transformers #lost light #maccadams #maccadam #ohmellow

[novafire-is-thinking]

Pharma Voice Claim

I know very little about Baldur’s Gate 3 (and I have the tag blocked because no thank you). However, Kip (@decepticon-nerd) has been showing me some of Astarion’s best lines for laughs, and I realized something:

Neil Newbon has the perfect voice for Pharma.

Look at them! They even look alike. pfdhdjkgk

Hear the perfection:

Both Neil’s natural and acting voices sound so much like how I imagine Pharma sounding. It’s insane.

His “dArliNg” gets me every time 😂 I imagine Pharma saying “dearest” in certain settings, so it’s perfect.

#idw transformers #maccadam #tf idw #idw1 #MTMTE #idw pharma #dr. fancy hands #non tf reference #not gonna tag it since I don’t go there and I don’t think they’d appreciate a stranger from robot land showing up in their main tag lmao #if Tumblr still puts this in the tag I apologize to all bg3 fans who will have to see this

[alphacrone]

"health is the most important thing" they'll say and then get mad at you for relying on medication

#chronic illness #mental illness #look i understand big pharma is a nightmare #i understand that medications have side effects #i understand that overprescribing certain drugs has had negative impacts on public health in many different ways #but im not gonna apologize for prioritizing the more urgent parts of my health #it's such an able-bodied thing to get mad about #i can't pilates-lemon water-deep breathe my way out of an autoimmune disorder babes

[mr-miss-anonymous]

Headcanon:

Pharma has awful hearing, so he’s always afraid his coworkers are talking about him behind his back. In reality, they’re just complaining about the lack of supplies they’ve been given and the fact that the hospital’s power goes out much more frequently now that Delphi has been labeled as “one of the top ten worst cities to live in.”

(Found the inspo source. It’s linked in the comments)

#once again I apologize for the huge font #I try not to use it often but my eyesight sucks and I can’t see well otherwise #but anyway #transformers #pharma #tf pharma #also #first aid #ambulon #those are the ‘gossipy coworkers’ I’m referring to #this was inspired by a picture of Pharma catching them off-guard and asking what they’re gossiping about btw #if I can find a link I’ll add it

[ny000mdraws]

How are the other future parents? I could see like Pharma baby proofing everything, but everyone else? Baby’s on its own

They leave the baby to fend for itself with nothing but a pacifier. 💀 No, here’s how each parent will be like (minus Inferno and Red Alert).

Pharma/ Perceptor/ Dead-End

- Percy is actually the parent who’s super protective of their sparklings, Sparks and Malin-1

- he probably engineers stuff to ensure their safety like a baby walker that protects them when it senses danger lol

- Pharma is the parent who documents EVERYTHING (ie: first steps, first drawing, first day of the academy, etc)

- but he absolutely is also super protective of his children (he would stop at nothing to track down whoever hurt them)

- Dead-End is always confused lol

- he’s never had this much responsibility before so he really doesn’t want to mess up/ hurt his sparklings

- he’s also the parent who’s around the sparklings the most since he’s a SAHM

- they all are new to parenting so they make mistakes, but that’s to be expected

- after the birth of their second sparkling, Malin-1, they have a better grasp of parenting

Sunstreaker/ Fireflight

- Fireflight, even though is new to parenting and sparklings, is very good at it

- when Blue Jay was born, something just clicked and now he’s best mom

- he’s the fun parent who lives in the moment (while Sunstreaker thinks long term)

- Sunstreaker has experience raising children because of his younger brother Sideswipe

- he’s strict which sorta backfires on him lol (Sideswipe and Blue Jay are both rebellious)

- as Blue Jay grows, he struggles with connecting with her

- he’s a misunderstood parent; someone who really does care about his child, but could benefit from self reflecting

Blaster/ Tracks

- Blaster already has experience carrying and raising sparklings (Rewind and Eject)

- he’s kinda laidback but still enforces rules

- he’s basically the ideal parent

- it’s Tracks who struggles

- she’s the kind of parent who coddles her sparklings (I kinda imagine her being like Mary Cooper from Young Sheldon? It won’t be as bad though because Blaster does intervene)

- she baby proofs the house too

- she tones it down a little after the birth of the triplets/ second carrying cycle (they end up having 9 in total lol)

Starscream/ Soundwave

- Soundwave has experience raising sparklings (Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Ratbat, Buzzsaw, and Lazerbeak)

- but unlike Blaster, almost all of cassettes passed away so he’s a bit of a paranoid parent

- he’s good at hiding it though (Starscream and Blaster are the only ones who pick up on it)

- even though Starscream has read hundreds of documents on how to raise sparklings and what to expect from adopting, he’s still confused

- mainly because parenthood isn’t as easy as reading a book

- basically, Blastwing is very unpredictable lol

#ask #tfp au #tfp pharma #tfp perceptor #tfp deadend #tfp fireflight #tfp sunstreaker #tfp blaster #tfp tracks #this is just me word vomiting lol #i apologize

[sunxstreaker]

pharatchet ..

i am Insane Caitlin you know i am not Normal they make me Sick i need to Chew through Cables this ship is like catnip to me.

I've gone into lengths before about them but i think my view of them changed a little since then, esp since i understand both of their characters much better.

it all still comes down to how tragic their relationship is. from both sides, a person you used to care so deeply about now sees you as a traitor, a monster, and you can do very little to change it now because of the circumstances of war. pharma lost his mind in control being taken away from him, drowning in his mistakes and knowing that there's no more way back, while Ratchet has to reminisce on how things could've been different if he was just there for him for once.

at the same time, would've their relationship really remained unscathed even if things wouldve gone differently? would've their affection been enough for things to work?

love is there but it wouldn't change an outcome.

#patchworkpoison #ko tf posting #pharma has an unhealthy obsession with ratchet cuz ratchet is his light beacon in a world where he feels no one understands him #i know functionism was on his ass #i know he tried so hard to be who he is #and ratchet was the one to keep up with him to care about him to listen to him to be patient with him #i believe he hoped so so much that ratchet would understand why he did what he did #hes not in the wrong hes not losing his mind hes just trying to save himself and his staff from an inescapable threat ratchet you have to u #but he didnt #then he will Force him to see and understand and Prove that hes better and ratchet will want to apologize #he wanted to die #and when the chance to help ratchet arose again he took it with no hesitation #but i dont think ratchet cared that much anymore. which hurts so much #pharma erased himself from existence so ratchet could live on #they make me sick #thank you for the ask also AUGH

[transformersunity]

What is Pharma like in this AU?

pharma is the head of medical affairs for the autobot command! ratchet held this position during the war, but retired right after the war ended, and pharma took over instead. pharma is an extensively talented medic and very dedicated to his position. pharma can be a bit cold and clinical, especially in matters concerning decepticons (given that he grew up during the war), but can be warm and loving to those closest to him, like ratchet and longarm

#stars speaks #pharma #youre the only non-anon ive answered so i will persoanlly apologize to you for answering this several years later #SO SORRY

[shojoboy]

going off duloxetine has made me so vehemently anti-medication it's funny. like yeah i guess it's better than killing yourself. but i feel like i want to beg on my knees to people that if they can do anything, anything, ANYTHING else to mitigate depression and anxiety they should. anything else. it should be a last resort. but they don't even try...therapy is privatized and expensive and despite the massing scientific evidence backing up what indigenous people have known forever, psychadelic therapy is not commonly used. instead they give out drugs like candy to people who don;t have the strength to refuse or the knowledge of why they should.

i dont have the energy to make a researched PSA but PLEASE if u see this and you are on antidepressants or considering them; research what you are on. research all side effects. look at the worst case scenarios and decide if you could live with them. believe people's testimonies; doctors are not up to date, do not care, do not know what really happens to people who take antidepressants. they truly do not give a shit

#just crying again. lol. #i dont even have anything i can do abouthow theyve hurt me. i wish i knew how to organize a lawsuit but i doubt #it would have any effect against gigantic pharma companies. #sometimes i think about trying to find a way to contact my old psychiatrist and just telling her personally #it wouldnt help but man ill take an apology. she should apologize and then give me like 10 k or something #i really feel completely in despair and hopeless. #-_-

[galvatrongirl]

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#damn apologies to Pharma for not appreciating him when I read mtmte #I love fucked up doctors what was I thinking #*ignore this*

[michaela-o]

AH IM NOT DEAD GUYS- Nah srsly i apologize for dissapearing but i was having some fun time over at Temple of Primus server !!

Here is some g/t content with Pharma having fun time with his lil' female human🙇‍♀️❤️

#transformers #transformers headcanons #transformers x reader #yandere transformers #transformers mtmte #transformers g/t #g/t #mtmte pharma #pharma x reader #MTMTE #transformers vore #non con #art #small artist #digital art #procreate app #michaela-o #relic you made me do this😭🙏❤️

[lord-squiggletits]

Ratchet expresses more Functionist beliefs on-screen than Pharma ever does send tweet

#squiggposting #pharma apologism #like COME ON ratchet had a whoooole fucking deal about how he has to retire if his hands stop working!!!! #he took pharma's hands and used them as his own after he assumed pharma was dead! #and yet in fanon and fanfic people for some reason saddle PHARMA as being the functionist one #ratchet is right fucking there y'all

[ananxiousgenz]

there are two school of thought for the junoverse ending of tpp:

1.) peter is, after obtaining some critical thinking skills and realizing that he's gotta let his ex go, going to apologize to juno and beg forgiveness (juno will forgive him ofc), they take down the pharma corps together with help from the aurinkos, and settle down back in hyperion city with rita living in their spare room and get a kind of happy ending with each other <3

2.) reverse final resting place except peter actually dies and juno is left right back where he started at the beginning of season 1.

there is no in-between.

#it could really go either way at this point #i am PRAYING it's not number 2 #but i'm worried that's what we're getting set up for :( #the penumbra podcast #tpp #tpp spoilers #peter nureyev #juno steel #jupeter #junoverse

[reality-detective]

Somebody owes Dr. Bryan Ardis a huge apology.

Now, even Business Insider confirms that the Ozempic weight loss drug is derived from Gila monster venom.

The story literally says, "The lizard version is longer-acting."

Venom peptides are used throughout Big Pharma's products.

You Decide 🤔

#pay attention #educate yourselves #educate yourself #knowledge is power #reeducate yourself #reeducate yourselves #think about it #think for yourselves #think for yourself #do your homework #do some research #do your own research #ask yourself questions #question everything #big pharma #news #venom #drugs #you decide

[ikkosu]

CRAZY CHICKS

(pharma x gn.reader)

oh my god, Tumblr won't let me save the thing and I deleted the entire post my accident 😭😭😭 thank God I already uploaded the fic to my AO3. anywhoo!! I adore the song omg it's got a new spot on my playlist <333

THIS is fine.

Oh, this is totally fine. What more could a few hours do? You've toiled through haggard days of insomnia, wrought yourself off from your dry, unmade bed that’s likely rotting in that basement (Pharma doesn’t seem to understand the prospect of human comfort “I’ve slept on metal. You’ll fare well, darling.” ) and inhaled cold breakfast that’s rooked from a can.

Surely, this proposition isn’t all bad?

The devil — he who sits before you now — has his servos in a delicately intertwined lattice. A chesire grin, glimmering white rooks clear on his face, with blue optics that creased into a half-moon.

Disconcertingly enough, he’s got the mien of a charming salesman and the only difference between those two is that at least one of them doesn’t have unethical usage of medical malpractice written all over.

"You see, darling I'm not exactly holding you hostage, here." A digit taps the datapad.

The screen flares brightly and a myriad of texts warbled into view. They’re Cybertronian and much to your un-surprise, through the quick minutes of skimming, it's a contract.

He forged your signature?

"What I'm doing, to be succinctly accurate, is providing you an opportunity a human like you is not often so offered with." He drawls. Then, catching your gaze, placating servos shoots up with feiged sympathy. "In a rather un-delicate manner, of course. Apologies."

You blink slowly. "Unethical labor." Was all you said.

"Ethical. Doesn't have to be labor, either. We're both surgeons."

"I'm a nurse."

His lips keeled over his teeth and the latticed fist clocks the desk with a vexed thump. A   polite miffed look eased over his face, that very well meant displeasure.

“Nonetheless, you're fully able to grasp Cybertronian medical procedures, no?” He hooked up a brow.

“I guess. I— what does this have to do with me strapped to the chair, though?” He leans over, almost boredly, to peer at your gesture around the ropes curled over your flesh, taut and tight, docking you to the chair.

“Ah, I figured you’d be more convinced if I had handled you this way.”

You look to the ground. Up. Down. Then, up. “I’m not getting out of this aren’t I?”

“No. You’re not.” He smiled. Politely.

“And, if I run you’re still going to catch me?”

“Without a doubt, darling.”

“And if you catch me you’re going to kill me?”

He hummed. “That much, I can agree on.”

Wonderful. First, you’re stalked by your boss, now captured by your boss, now threatened by your boss. Can this day get any more absurd? Who are you kidding. Absurdity lies at an abstract form when comes to Pharma.

But you can say this, though : he’s not all bad of a fighter, and a protector is what you needed after meddling with a few of his rather unruly patients. And, so you relent— not without an amused grin which is something you should’ve clocked yourself in the skull for.

“Something funny, darling? Do indulge me in your amusement.” He leans over, the smile is now taut. almost forced. “I’d love to know the source of your pleasure.”

Don’t say it like that that, you grimace but towed on, anyways. “Nothing, you just reminded me of something.”

His wings flare up. The smile, brighter, child-like. Ah, his ego. You forgot. He lavishes himself in praises like they were gold. “Oh?”

You’re not sure if you should continue, given he’d probably keel over and die the moment you’ll concede, but he seemed so eager it was infectious.

And, strangely (you’re going to kill your self for this) you found it adorable. You could use that to an advantage. Like, getting yourself out of this poorly undisguised bondage kink, for example.

“….A song, preferably.” You said.“Can you loosen the straps? It’s kind of hurting.”

“Not a poem— but a song? Oh, I’m incredibly flattered.” He prods you on, almost giddily, with a servo. “Not often do I have the pleasure of pleasing you. Do continue. This is getting rather��interesting.”

You cringed. “….Its a pop….song?”

The grin falters, but the benign, persistent streak teetered on. “I see. What’s the, ah,” He gestures vaguely, like he’s convincing himself that whatever you said meant something important. “…Name of this song, you’re willing to divulge?”

You wince. Oh, god. Should you lie? Are you kidding, he’ll dig you a grave deeper than the Himalayas can go. He’s a master manipulator, a concierge to deception, deception at his hands handled with care , and white as they were — it’s never pure. You licked your lips. Your throat is dry.

Here goes nothing.

“Crazy Chicks.”

A slow blink. The optics fizzles out. Dim for a moment, then bright. The smile thinned. “Crazy Chicks.”

“You heard me, right.” You said nervously. “It’s a banger.”

“I am not a banger, or whatever you call it in your human, fleshie terms.” He seethes, cutting off your surprised stammer at his sudden aggressiveness. “How utterly insulting. Are you seriously diagnosing me, with this— this— unearthly, poorly fledged ailment, whoever the pitiful doctor is, inclusive of the features of a poultry?”

“It’s slang for women.” Should you say often offensive? No, he’ll gut you for that— oh god his chainsaw is sheathing. (It’s not, you’re just seeing things.)

“Why would they—“ And, he halts, staring at you for a moment before closing his optics. He kneads his face then sighs, figuring that maybe it wasn’t worth an explanation for. He leans back, a lethargic look on his face. “I appreciate the sentiment darling but I don’t see how this would remind you of me. I’m far from an organic, and I’m far from an unbridled, unculturally deranged Cybertronian.”

So you say. Was your inner deadpan. “The context does.” And, a little squeak of : “Maybe you should try listening to it?”

He seemed offended at the prospect and leans forward, staring you down with his unusually baffled optics. You’re about to call it off , even offering to grovel, when — whether it was the strange flattery that he’s, to you, reminiscent of an object to your liking, or another reason entirely — relents with a grimace.

“Fine. If you’re so insistent.” He mutters. “The least I can do as a compensation for your cooperation.”

A quick tap of his digit to his helm, you can hear the thrum of the familiar tune against his audio processors.

Oh, dear.

Where should you start. At first, the digit tapped along. ‘How typical’, he mutters before, you think he’s finally got the gist of the lyrics, rooked on the most abstruse look you’ve ever seen him don.

Worst three minutes of your life.

You’re here, strapped to this rickety wooden chair Pharma probably pulled out of someone’s ass, sweating, andrenaline pulsing at your throat. All the while your boss is left listening to your inner turmoil poorly disguised through a song, blatantly disparaging his very much unique disposition.

Pharma leans against his chair. The song is done. You’re too eager on the prospect of sudden death to look up. A vent eases out.

“Thats certainly something new. I never thought I'd be addressed this way, more so by a human, of all kinds. Ah, though it’s hard to admit…” His voice was strangely seductive, bordering on a purr, and a wide grin curled the corner of his mouth.

“That's something I can get around with.”

#transformers #maccadam #transformers x reader #transformers idw #idw pharma #pharma x reader

[driftsart]

Alright who's worse Tarn or Sentinel?

Some backstory on Tarn:

Tarn was thrown into the gladiator pits since a young age because he was always "too aggressive to fit in society" but that just made him even more aggressive. He was really smart though. He was the one who cut Megatronus's arm off during a gladiator battle which led to Megatronus's being set free finally. When the war started, he was given the chance to join the autobots and work in the field of medicine since he was smart. He worked with Pharma in one of the autobot bases around Cybertron. He was doing well until his violent nature kicked in again and he locked Pharma in a dark room for months. Which is why Pharma lost his mind. Pharma was rescued later by Sentinel and Ratchet and Sentinel told him it was deceptions who did it (which also helped Sentinel's autobot cause cus it made Pharma absolutely hate decepticons as well as the rest of the autobots after hearing the story) but Tarn wasn't a deception yet at the time. With no place to go, Tarn then begged for Megatron to let him join and apologized for cutting his arm off in the pits. Megatron, being so calm and forgiving, he let him join, unknowing of what he did.

#transformers #digitalart #art #photoshop #au #character design #ask #ask post #tarn #sentinel prime