#payday for real

[martyryo]

Happy late women's day 😼

#artists on tumblr #digital art #illustration #fight club #fight club 1999 #marla singer #the only woman ever #one day I'll realize I'm in love with her but I'm slow #in my mind cats adore her #she feeds her leftovers to strays #kinda an excuese to bring back the half blind cat from like november #also I need to figure out my artstyle cause omg #a literal always changing amalgamation #cause like I tried to reuse the artstyle from the previous post but I think trying too hard with it cancels its style #I'll draw the three of them in my different styles to understand what separates them from one another #awjsh2vw #also yesterday I finished my internship and the guys where I worked at gifted me a 1 meter shark plushie as a thanks I was screaming #(context it was a toys shop but I did graphics for them) #payday for real

[glassrooibos]

Hello I am opening some FUN HEADSHOT COMMISSIONS!! £5 for a headshot in a funky fun style like these :0)

Shoot me a message if you’re interested 👢💥

***UPDATE!!***

I'm going to close these for a now, but thank you so much for everyone who got in touch!!! I'll be reaching out to you soon!!

#commissions open #I’m a fool. #I had to replace my car because my old one rusted through and died #and it’s 3 week until payday #it’s not an emergency!!! #but a lil commission would be real nice :0) #Hit me UP #IM ALSO on discord #my username is glitterchai #anyway good day

[el-conejo-loco]

Wolf being a mood.

#payday #payday 2 #payday wolf #wolf #Stupid doodles because I am too uninspired to find a real drawing to make #My Art

[manekinoodle]

100% i feel like houston and hoxton have the same or similar preferences for a lot of things. hox hates this. hous doesn't even notice.

houston uses scent beads in his washing. hoxton believes he started using them first. hoxton sees houston putting them in his washing.

hox: stop copying me >:(

hous: what???

also they use the same scent. so dallas mistakes them for each other if he's not looking at them.

dallas: i'll be with you in a second jim

houston: :(

dallas: no no no i'm so sorry i know you're not jim -

houston: :(

#payday 2 #hoxton #houston #dallas #joke headcanons #the scent bead story is real and got my friend blocked on wechat

[yurihotline]

With the fact starbreeze keeps showing Houston's mask they have an opportunity to do something really funny

Early in the game lifespan they give us "Houston", who is INTENTIONALLY voiced by someone new, maybe give them a more southern accent (get the pd2 beta dallas va or smth) and have it actually be a THIRD steele sibling. Something something rule of three

Plus some sort of heist in a prison to try to get gold in the warden's office or something and also breaking out the actual Houston in the process would be pretty sick I think

Insert joke about that mask being fucking cursed here

#if you want to be even funnier make it more obvious by making “houston” (third steele sib) a girl #Watch people get really fucking confused and antiwoke people go “THEY PUT THE TRANS AGENDA IN MY PAYDAY” #and then when it's revealed to be a different character and the real Houston comes back everyone goes “ohhh” #payday 3 #houston #houston payday #payday game #payday

[mirroredmasquerader]

Today's post is brought to you by my Payday 2 hyperfixation

I drew one (1) Jimmy as a warmup doodle the other day and I thought that hey. Might as well post it to Tumblr-dot-com while I was up and about.

#art #drawing #doodle #digital doodle #payday 2 #payday #payday 3 #<- if he isn't there i know rot will simply riot #jimmy payday 2 #fanart #it's barely anything though gghhgfgbjjgbnk #either way please enjoy one (1) cocaine goblin man because his hair is fun to draw #honestly i feel real strange only posting such a small little thing of just the one character #so i might do some other payday doodles and add those onto this post because these characters have truly given me the Brain Worm(tm) #anywhizzle #mirrors's art shenanigans #but discounted heavily #i remembered the tag! look at me all organized and stuff. #hardcore henry

[hertist-art]

[PAYDAY 2] Screenshots Study

February 2022--November 2022

#Payday 2 #payday2 #payday dallas #payday chains #payday hoxton #payday wolf #art practice #screenshots #redraw #screenshot redraw #study #wolf is fav #eric etabari i'm so sorry #did real bad there

[paygang-lore-professor]

REAL AND TRUE AND CANON

#payday 2 #I told you it would be confirmed #you guys all laughed at me #only crazy people can understand this lore #Bain alien real and true

[retphienix]

I know this is subjective as all hell and I do genuinely feel like I'm bordering on just being rude for it being different but I really just don't vibe with payday 3's OST, especially in comparison to payday 2.

I open with my worries because stepping back and 'looking' at it, I have to agree conceptually. The new OST direction matches the implied tone shift. It's more serious, it still holds underlying segments that inspire a sort of 'memory' of payday 2, but I don't know man, just ain't my vibe.

Payday 2 hypes me the fuck up, I literally crank UP the songs in that game and will excitedly play them during other games up to and including actually modding them into other games- and that energy is PERFECT for PD2 with exciting and bombastic tones to compliment the exciting and bombastic combat- or delightfully sneaky tones for stealth missions.

Payday 3's OST just, feels eh to me. It's to the point where I just turned down the master volume so I can listen to literally anything else because it doesn't hype me up at all during the action and it's borderline forgotten during stealth.

Like, sitting down and listening to the OST on like youtube for 3, it's inoffensive. It sometimes sounds like it 'should' hype me up, but it just doesn't feel right to me at all when in game.

Like I sit down and listen to Road Rage's song and like, ehhhh, it's afraid to be loud man. It WANTS to be backing music.

It builds up a tempo with a drum bass for no payoff, it drops to what should be screeching electronica with a strangely quiet decibel shifted down electronic backing- it all wants to fade away in favor of gunfire I guess and it just doesn't make me "feel" right for payday hype.

Most of the songs do nothing for me. Some are much more positive though- I enjoy Rock the Cradle's song since it repeatedly plays with a build up to a minor payoff in a way my music-illiterate-monkey-brain goes "Ooo ooo AHAH!" but even that could be stronger in my opinion.

I don't know. What kills me is a lot of the tracks play with electronic or industrial sounds I really like, but then in terms of serving the overall medium of payday gameplay I just don't Feel it, my guy. Like why are they so subdued all the time even when they are inching towards going ham.

Whenever I think of the OST I think of Gold and Shark and how it's "Fine" which in itself is disappointing because like, why is it just Fine?

Whenever I picture Payday 2 I have so many songs hit my brain, probably in part because of the jukebox system letting you fucking listen to whatever song on whatever heist but I digress, I have stuff like Razormind just start blaring their techno beat that somehow instills a sense of a police siren into my brain

Side note, 99 boxes is kind of a fun beat, I think I actually really like that one- but I've only had reason to do it loud like 2 times so I didn't remember it until listening to the OST online.

#payday 3 #payday 2 #RetPlays #I think the OST is serviceable and has real talent in it- but the direction doesn't entrance me personally. #Youtube

[retrokid616]

where have i seen this before?

close oh shit i know

#miami connection #hotline miami #payday 2 #payday lore #cr spoilers #liam o'brien #talesin jaffe #live blogging #drip #80s one shot when #campaign 3 #bells hells #critical role #shit just got real #Youtube

[ol-blue]

Me playing splatoon 3: oh damn being in a team with 4 people like- like payday 2

Me playing payday 2: oh damn killing a hoard of enemies and grabbing and throwing things just like splatoon 3 salmon run

Ghost of my ancestor coming to tell me my end is near: what doth the fuck you hath doing boy

#payday 2 #splatoon 3 #hoxton splatoon 3 dlc real #inkling girl payday 3 real

[what-yadoking-likes]

Random HC of the day

You know how you can go to any given arcade in Japan, & you can have a fun time, but then the local person waiting to play steps up & absolutely demolishes you even when they’re playing at their absolute worst?

Yeah, well. Hoxton was dicking about on his guitar, and he was good - Sydney had a turn and she was possibly even slightly better, less focused on getting it right but clearly enjoying herself.

Then Jacket indicates he wants a turn and they hand it over.

He spends a few moments getting used to the weight and feel of the guitar, then CRUSHES them with a rendition of Eric Johnson’s Cliffs of Dover.

As Hoxton and Sydney watch, open-mouthed and appalled at just how easy Jacket’s making this awfully complicated song seem, other heisters gather round to listen. Duke watches from the balcony, arms crossed, warm smile on his face. Sokol gets out a lighter and begins waving it from side-to-side, a throwback to a time before smartphones with torches (at one point he gets confused and begins waving his lit cigarette from side-to-side, but no one wants to disturb Jacket’s performance to inform him). Wolf’s attention, that had been exclusively fixed on Hoxton before, now belonged unblinkingly to Jacket.

#Jacket #Hoxton #Sydney #Wolf #Duke #Sokol #Payday 2 #Payday #is this a shitpost? who knows #random headcanon #the real reason Jacket wraps his hands is because they bleed from how hard he plays guitar #Yado writes

[manekinoodle]

hox does not have the patience for cooking. can't inspire a frying pan lol

#payday 2 #hoxton #wolf #sokol #clover #joy #houston #hoxton's microscopic temper #based on a real exchange #art tag

[thedogeveryonehates]

The company I work at is based in the US (nyc), but even though I'm working remotely from indo, I feel like I should AT LEAST be getting paid minimum wage by US standards AT LEAST.

If the contract said it uses new york law, then that makes sense rightttt??

(usd to idr exchange rate lookin reaaaal juicy rn)

#money troubles hitting hard and im still a week and a half away from payday #biglawbear come get yalls juice lmao #something real fishy going on methinks #but if the company gets reviewed and gets shut down then ill be unemployed again huhuhu

[bainofjustice]

Guess who wrote 41 main bullet points about episode 3 of the Payday Webseries which is more bulletpoints than episode 1 & 2 had combined.

Me, I did, in large part due to Jordan Griffin and also trying to figure out how Hector's drug trade worked

#talk tag #payday #payday 2 #payday web series #Jordan Griffin #also if anyone knows how to spell The Haitian's real name please hmu as while I can say it I am not sure how to write it #and in the credits he is credited as The Haitian #and also on the actors wiki page he is still just listed as The Haitian #also funfact the actor for him voiced Black Beetle in the Young Justice cartoon

[ghousebox]

hello again payday community

#my hiatus is over #I miss my old men #payday is real