IM BACK WITH MORE MSP INCORRECT QUOTES BUT THIS TIME THEY’RE (mostly) SHIPPING QUOTES BC I SAID SO
(also it’s mostly soundwin bc theyve taken over but there’s also tiwpor and tinngun and like one yonook quote lol)
Win: Hey, are you okay?
Sound: Yeah.
Win: You don’t look okay...
Sound: Then stop looking.
—- —-
Win: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Sound: What changed your mind?
Win: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.
—- —-
Sound: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Win: What changed your mind?
Sound: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.
—-(this quote works both ways lmao)—-
Gun: Can I have a private talk with you?
Pat: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.
—- —-
Sound: Hey, Gun? Can I get some dating advice?
Gun: Just because I'm with Tinn doesn't mean I know how I did it.
—- —-
Tiw: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Gun recently.
Tinn: No, Tiw, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Tiw: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Tinn: No! You’re the only one for me.
Tiw: Is that so?
Tinn: I promise! Gun and I are just dating, okay? He's my boyfriend.
Tiw: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Tinn: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!
Tiw: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Tinn: Of course bro!
Tiw: Bro...
Gun: What the-
—- —-
Sound: H-how do you ask someone out?
Por: Well, first-
Tiw: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Sound: ...And you said yes?
—- —-
Sound: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you…
Win: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
—- —-
Yo, sweating: Nook, there’s something I need to ask you-
Nook: Finally! You’re proposing!
Yo: How’d you know?
Nook: Yo, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Nook: I even picked it up once.
—- —-
Tiw: Hey Win, wanna third wheel on my date with Por tomorrow?
Win: Sure.
Tiw: Sound! Wanna third wheel on my date with Por tomorrow?
Tiw: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Win & Sound: …
Por: Tiw...
—-(the only reason any of them get anything done is bc of tiw)—-
Sound: You have to apologize to them Win.
Win: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
—-(PLEASE let this be how the fight happens)—-
Por: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Tiw and I are dating.
Tiw, Gun, Yo, Win, Pat, and Sound: *gasp*
Por: Tiw, why are you surprised?!
—- —-
Tinn: Gun is playing hard to get.
Tinn: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
—- —-
Tinn: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Gun: Wow. He sounds stupid.
Tinn: But he’s not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense.
Gun: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Tinn: I guess you’re right. Hey Gun, I love you.
Gun: See! Just say that!
Tinn: Holy fucking shit.
Gun: If that flies over his head then, sorry Tinn, but he's too dumb for you.
Tinn: Gun.
—-(this is literally how episode 6 went)—-
Tiw: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Win: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Sound I just think he’s cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.
*Later that night*
Win, very much awake: Uh oh.
—- —-
Gun: *yawns*
Tinn: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Gun: Then you must be exhuasted.
Pat: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
—- —-
*playing twister*
Tiw: Right hand red.
Sound: *ends up on top of Win*
Win: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Tiw: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
—- —-
Yo: Why doesn’t Nook find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Por: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Yo: *bites lip*
Por: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
—- —-
Sound: My hands are cold.
Win: Here, let me hold them.
Sound: My lips are cold too.
Win: *covers Sound's mouth with his hand*
—- —-
Win: I owe you one.
Sound: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
—- —-
Tiw: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Por: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Tiw: That one. I want that one.
—- —-
Sound: The stars are so beautiful...
Win: They're just giant balls of gas.
Sound: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Win: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Sound: Oh...
—-(IM CRYING PLS LET THIS BE HOW THE REVEAL OF WIN’S FEELINGS HAPPENS (like sound attempting to flirt with win and win cutting him off with his own cheesy confession line and djfdjjfdjdfj))—-
Win, throwing his head into Sound's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Sound, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
—- —-
Win: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Sound: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Win: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Sound: Is it working?
—- —-
Win: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Sound: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Win: I said within reason, Sound. How about I murder that guy?
Sound: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Win: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
—- —-
Sound: Are we fighting or flirting?
Win: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Sound: Your point?
—- —-
Sound: I love you.
Win, not paying attention: What was that?
Sound: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
—- —-
conclusion: i love soundwin way too much and need to get a grip on myself like a grip as strong as the grip sound and win had on each others shirts at the end of episode 9 im so sorry ill stop now
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