#palpatine is confused and shocked in the afterlife

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Ben: I OUTLIVED YOU, PALPATINE! I CRUSHED YOU INTO THE GROUND AND GNAWED YOUR BONES INTO OIL BENEATH MY LIVING FEET!

Rey: Ben, please-

Ben: I MARRIED YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER, FILLED HER BELLY WITH MY FESTERING SEED AND SIRED A BOY! HE'S MY FINAL REVENGE AGAINST YOU, PALPATINE!

Rey: Ben, our son is right here...

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