#packaged meals

[magpod-confessions]

there should be more tma vore like I gotta put in all the work and make it GIVE ME JMART G/T GIVE IT TO ME ! OR LET ME EAT JON! HES EDIBLE! I SEE ART OF THAT MAN, RUN TO MY FRIENDS AND GO "hey guys guess who wants to eat jon sims tma again!!!!!!11" AND THEY ALL SIGH IN UNISON. boy I sure hope im not flesh coded

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#jon is a packaged meal now #magpod #tma #the magnus archives #magpod confession

[wilberave]

the terrifying moment of realization when talking to a self proclaimed Leftist when you can immediately tell “oh. this person has never done an hour of community service in their life.” like. i know it’s been said before but your politics truly do not matter if you’re not interacting with your community in any way. you can vote in every single election and it will not have a fraction of the impact of 17 year old tyler who got sentenced to 20 hours of picking up litter and weeding the community garden. you can never once vote out of protest and read piles of theory and not come close to making the change that the group of 80 year old catholic ladies at St. Mary’s on the corner do with their weekly community meals and school supply drives. we live in the rotting corpse of an evil empire. ideas mean fucking nothing. the only thing that matters at all is physically extending a hand to try to help the people around you.

#getting super involved in volunteer work in my tiny ass town in rural ohio has perhaps radicalized me more than anything else #like truly it is so easy to make sure peoples lives have been tangibly improved even in some small way #just by serving and packaging meals or sorting through clothing donations #or keeping kids entertained while their parents talk to someone abt SNAP or even fucking scrubbing the sinks and toilets in a halfway house #because the residents have much bigger things to worry about than cleaning #all things i’ve done within my own town that were easy and fun and great ways to socialize and meet people near me #literally just fucking google volunteer opportunities + your city and there that’s more praxis than 90% of this fucking webbed site #god. sorry for the rant. can you tell i’ve been seeing an i fluc of Very Stupid posts recently #influx*

[crimeronan]

my tests all came back basically normal 💕 i am no longer disabled. love and light

#ok i'm still disabled but i'm no longer dying #autoimmune tag #blood sugar was JUST over the line into abnormal but i can reverse that with walks + not eating like a 12-year-old #when you're almost 28 you can no longer use sour skittles as cheap meal replacements. #you CAN use them as sleeping pills. mainline a king sized package give it ninety minutes and youll be knocked flat on ur back for the night #however. habitually doing this will make ur blood tests come back wonky. #the more u know. #disordered eating #I GUESS. it's more eating like an idiot than truly disordered but. someone asked me to tag it ages ago so.

[hassianlovebot]

im thinking about reth/hassian...

#like on one hand lots of great opportunities for humor #on the other hand Lots of great opportunities for angst... #ough..... #im thinking of reth constantly going out to bahari bay to drop off packages and hassian always seeing him and being like.. the fuck? #and maybe it starts off a little enemies ish where hassian is like You Work For The Cartel You Freak #but eventually it progresses to reth breaking down and admitting that its all for tish and that hassian Cannot say anything #and if there's one thing hassian understands its familial love and loyalty #hassian still doesnt Like reth but he understands and he's not gonna rat him out #they form a reluctant friendship.. tau Loves reth and reth is always giving him treats... #hassian starts dropping off chapaa meat at the inn... reth starts giving him meals in return... #hassian eventually offers his grove as a resting place on days/nights that reth is making his rounds #oh man... hassian wanting to protect reth... OUGHHHHH #worms in my brain!!! get out!!!!! #and if i wrote a little reth/hassian drabble... what then...

[boyjoan]

Girl dinner as a concept makes me so sad

#i totally understand if you're disabled and need a meal to just consist of pre packaged elements. totally get that no judgement here #but to equate the word girl with like...being incapable or unwilling to prepare food #do you guys not love and respect yourselves??????? #idk im not articulating this well it just makes me sad

[paladincecil]

I have a new low-medium effort meal \o/

Can of cream of tomato soup with ham and cheese tortellini in it.

I get the ready made tortellini that takes 5 minutes to cook in a saucepan of boiling water. Add some basil and garlic powder to the canned soup and microwave it for 4 mins. Pop the cooked tortellini into the soup and the meal is ready \o/

#its been a while since i found a new thing to eat so im happy 😊 #It can be medium effort since sometimes I just can't manage anything and a meal is eating slices of sandwich meat from the package xD

[kooldewd123]

watching history channel is a lot of fun because they're always either way too serious about their subject or not serious enough and it leads to some of the funniest out-of-context moments.

how the states got their shapes: *jaunty upbeat music* the word "cracker" comes from the crack of the whip when slaveowners would whip their slaves! :3 the first known usage of the word is from shakespeare, but it rose to prominence in 1700s florida plantations! XD isn't that neat?

the food that built america: *deathly serious* although he was forced to compromise his ideals and americanize his name, things were looking up for chef boyardee. but then, japan bombed the american port of pearl harbor, plunging the united states into world war ii -

#but fr though #the food that built america totally rocks #highly recommend #if you're curious about the effect of wwii on chef boyardee #hector boiardi's son was drafted and the country's tin rations made it harder for them to package their meals #so he shifted to collaborating with the government to send pasta to the soldiers to keep his business afloat #the history channel #kool speaks #koolmathgames.com

[mihai-florescu]

I really think half my life problems would be solved if i didnt have to eat to survive

#i hate everything about it #except sweets #but i dont even mean 'savory foods yucky' i just cant tell how hungry i am #whatever. the packaging said do not reheat but i physically cant finish this pizza. however. im still hungry? i think? but cant eat #i wish theyd just make a pill with all nutrients of a meal and eating was reserved for special occasions

[yeonban]

GUESS WHAT ARRIVED TODAY

#tbd. #muse: date soma. #I did NOT expect Soma on the back of volume 13 so you can only imagine my reaction when I saw him first thing while opening the package #For context I bought both of the volumes that have Soma in them so far 💕 aka the Grand Generals' meeting #And I'm SO glad one of them has a Soma back cover and the other has everyone's birthday sheet inside #I'd have loved to buy more volumes esp w Naotora but for some reason Orient volumes cost a fortune each 😭😭😭 and Naotora's EVERYWHERE #(-> a fortune each in MY currency to be exact. with those $11 + shipping I can buy 4 meals) #One day though... one day.

[hearty-an0n]

fettuccine alfredo with chicken. everyone give it up for the fettuccine alfredo with chicken

#<3 #favourite meal in the world #my little knors package. my little frozen from the last time dad bbqed chicken

[wickedhawtwexler]

changes were made to my comfort food incident 3 dead 8 injured

#there are these frozen empanadas i love and always have on hand for when i'm too lazy to cook #i bought some at the store today and noticed the packaging had changed but the empanadas themselves also changed #they're a lot saltier and doughier. why would you do this to me #i still like them but idk i they're going to be my Comfort Meal anymore lmao #m.txt

[seilon]

look i live in california i know damn well the price of groceries is absurd. but whenever i see someone say “i buy hellofresh because it’s wayyy cheaper than groceries” i wince. you people just dont know how to fucking shop

#and I mean okay that’s not your fault probably but. I don’t know man I don’t like big wasteful companies taking advantage of the fact that #people (namely around my age range) don’t know how to buy staple foods and frozen produce and etc to cook with that lasts a long time and is #absolutely cheaper than hellofresh especially in the long run #I do understand the lack of time/energy to cook meals from scratch believe me but these days I RARELY cook anything that takes longer than #a hellofresh meal would. use the recipes on their website if you want but please im begging you look up tips for sustainable low-effort #grocery shopping. #I will admit. factor meals do tempt me. because my old roommate got them for a couple weeks once and I tried them and was actually very #surprised by the quality. like they actually taste like homemade meals. but logically I know it’s not a good deal except for the time it #would save. sighh #kibumblabs #said roommate is also the reason I tried hellofresh for like a week or two (she bought it and then never wanted to cook anything so I #ended up cooking them so they wouldn’t go bad) and don’t get me wrong they’re not bad #but there’s so much unnecessary packaging waste and the amount you make leaves for basically no leftovers or anything to use later and so on #it’s just really a bad deal in comparison to making anything yourself

[luckyashes]

Did you guys know . Rice + green onion + spam (or shrimp?) + eggs (depends on quantity of rice-- add eggs until mix is goopy) (+ black pepper & salt (optional?)) all mixed in a bowl then cooked in like a wok w/ oil is 💥💥💥💥💥💥 /pos

#this is like one of the few things that I have cooked for myself-- #and i love it w/ nostalgia plus it tastes hella good #ouuu i wanna cook random things together more and see if it comes out nicely because damn i dont cook myself meals plus even if #i did its usually like. from a box/packages (i.e. mac n cheese or hamburger helper or ramen) #ash chats

[the-knife-consumer]

Forced to be silly for once (resume but its a fictional character project. Im am picking bernard bc the way he got hired for the rescue corps was fucking absurd)

#hes also the only one with prior job experience that i know of off the top of my head #with the package delivery and pissing that one guy off by developing a meal shake

[skinnyminniebutt]

hiding food gives me so much anxiety

#i was having a good evening until I saw it and was reminded I have to somehow get rid of it without anyone noticing #maybe I can get rid of it on my walk tomorrow but someone might wanna come with me which is awkward #my first plan was to break it up in little bits and scatter in bin so nobody notices but that’s not going to work Devon #aghhhh #tw ana trigger #ana meal #ana🦖ia #tw ana diary #ana bllog #anatumblr #ana rant #ana trigger #btw it’s packaged food im not a minger letting food hang around naked in my room #i would just chuck that down the toilet

[hierarchyproblem]

Helping out with an anarchist food distro the other day and we're set up nearby some people flyering for their church. As we're walking up to our spot one of them says to me "have you thought about where you're going when you die?" Aye mate, I have. "And where are you going?" I said "to be with the Lord, brother!" but I think he and the comrade I was walking with both thought I was joking.

In hindsight, I find it kind of striking to notice that while the Christians were giving out leaflets, the anarchists were giving out food. Says something about priorities I guess.

#and like there's churches that *do* do stuff like providing meals for homeless people - i'm part of one now - but there's also #a lot of churches where ''social action'' is siloed off to two or three volunteers with no budget #while still being held up as a core part of the package. and i think that sucks #Kyrie eleison