#or even just a plastic trainer so i can practice the techniques

[lgbtlunaverse]

What kind of saber is baxia anyway?

I love my bloodthirsty princess of a cursed blade, and in my heart of hearts i am nothing but a sword nerd, so i've been extremely fascinated by Baxia and how we know frustratingly little about what she actually looks like!

I mean, look at bichen, right?

Bichen in the donghua:

Bichen in the drama:

They're clearly not exactly the same. The scabbards are different, and the guards have a different shape. But these are recognizably different iterations on one theme, right? Thin jian with a white grip silver guard, light blue tassel and silver mounting accents on the scabbard.

Now this is baxia in the donghua:

And baxia in the drama:

????????

THAT'S A COMPLTELY DIFFERENT WEAPON

it doesn't stop there either, the audio drama is kind enough to give us ANOTHER COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BAXIA

pretty! But how is that he same sword??

And when we go back to the novel, we get very little information on her appearance other than the fact that her blade is tinted red with all the blood she's absorbed. Which none of these designs incorporate.

This is not a dig on the designs itself, they're all quite gorgeous in their own right and i'm going to spend a while discussing all of them! Because isn't it fascinating how, since we know little about novel baxia beyond "saber" all of these designs ended up so different? What kinds of sabers are these, anyway?

So, a chinese aber, aka a "dao" (刀) just means a sword that has only one cutting side. As opposed to a jian, which has two.

You can see how that leaves a LOT of room for variaton.

I've actually seen some people get confused because Huaisang's saber in the untsmed is thin and quite straight, making it superficially resemble the jian more than drama!baxia, but it is still clearly a saber!

See? only one cutting blade!

This, to me looks a lot like a tang dynasty hengdao

credit to this blog for providing his image and being a great source for all this going forward.

TANGENT: during all this I found out the english wikipedia page for dao is WRONG! Ths is what they about the tang hengdao!

So that sounds like the hengdao was called that during the sui dynasty, but then, after that, started being called a peidao, right?

WRONG

I LOOKED AT THE SOURCE THEY USED AND IT SAYS THIS:

IT WAS CALLED THE PEIDOU UNTIL THE SUI DYNASTY, AT WHICH POINT IT WAS CALLED A HENGDAO. Which would carry over to the Tang dynasty. This was the source wikipedia linked! and it says something else than they say it does!

Anyone know how to edit a wikipedia article?

ANYWAY

BACK TO BAXIA

Since we're already at the drama, let's look at drama baxia: She's also straight! the general term for straight-backed saber is Zhibeidao, but that's a modern collector's term, and doesn't really say anything about which historical kind of saber baxia could be based on. Another meta i found on the drama nie sabers already went on some detail here.

I'm gonna expand on that a little: The kinds of historical straight-backed sabers we see resemble the hengdao a lot more than they do baxia. They don't go to their point as harsly as she does (she's basically a cleaver!) and they're all way skinnier.

No, my personal theory is that instead of being based on any kind of historical sword, drama!baxia is based on a Nandao.

I mean, come on, look at it!

Baxia!

The Nandao... isn't actually a historical sword. It was invented for Wushu forms. There's a really fascinating article about its conception, but that's why the swords in the images look a little thin and flimsy. Wushu swords are very flexible and light, they're dance props, not weapons to fight with. There are actual steel versions of Nandao, but they're recreations of the prop, not the other way around.

So That's one way in which Baxia differes from the Nandao: she's actually a real weapon. The other is that, as you can see above, the nandao has an S-shaped guard. Baxia doesn't. She's also much more elaborately decorated, of course. Because she's a princess.

Now: audio drama baxia!

This is much easier. with that flare at the tip?

Oh baby that's a niuweidao, all the way!

There are more sabers with that kind of curved handle, but the broad tip is really charcteristic of the niuweidao. The Niuweidao is also incredibly poplar in modern media, often portrayed as a historical sword, but it originated i nthe 19th century! And it was actually never used by the military!

That's right, the Niuweidao was pretty much exclusively a civilian weapon! That makes its use here anachronistic, but so is the nandao, and considering that the origin story of the Nie is that they use Dao intead of Jian because their ancestors were butchers, portraying them with a weapon historically reserved for rebels and common people instead of the imperial military is actually very on theme!

Finally, Donghua/Manhua baxia. These two designs are so similar I'm going to treat them as one and the same for now.

Unlike both previous baxias, The long handle makes it clear this baxia is a two-handed weapon, though Nie Mingjue is absolutely strong enough to wield her with one hand anyway. Normal rules don't count for cultivators.

Now, this is where things get tricky, because there are a lot of words for long two-handed sabers. And a lot of them are interchangable! This youtube video about the zhanmadao, one of the possible sabers this baxia could be based on, goes a little into just how confusing this can get. This kind of blade WAS actually in military use for many centuries, making it the most historically accurate of all the baxias. But because of that it also has several names and all of those names can also refer to different kinds of blades depending on what century we're in.

So here's our options: i'm going to dismiss the wodao and miandao, because these were explicitly based on japanese sword design, and as we can see manhua baxia has that very broad tip, so that won't work

(Example of a wodao. According to my sources Miaodao is really just the modern common term for the wodao, and the changdao, and certain kinds of zhanmadao... do you see how quickly this gets confusing?)

Next option: Zhanmadao.

Zhanmadao stands for "horse chopping saber" so... yeah they were anti-cavalry weapons. meant to be able to cut the legs and/or necks of horses. That definitely sounds like a weapon Nie Mingjue would wield. But if you watched that youtube video i linked above, you'll know the standardized Qing dinasty Zhanmadao looked very different from earlier versions. It was inspired by the japanese odachi, and more resembles the miandao than its ealrier heftier counteprarts.

Earlier Ming dynasty Zhanmadao on the other hand were... basically polearms. the great ming military blog spot, another wonderful source, says these are essentially a kind of podao/pudao (朴刀) which looked like this

Now that blade looks a lot like baxia, but the handle is honestly too long. Donghua!baxia straddles the line between sword an polearm a little, but while zhanmadao have been used to refer to both long-handled swords and polerarms, this was undeniably a polearm, not a sword.

If you want to know what researching this was like, I found a picture of this blade on pinterest-- labeled as a "two-handed scimitar"-- and the comment section was filled with people arguing about whether this was a Pudao, Wudao, Zhanmadao, Dadao, Guandao, or a japanese Nagita.

So... that's how it was going. This has kept me up until 2 AM multiple times.

However! Thanks to this article on the great ming military blog I found out there have historically been pudao blades with shorter handles!

Specifically, Ming dynasty military writer Cheng Ziyi created a modified version of the pudao to work with the Dan Fao Fa Xuan technixues-- aka technqiues for a two-handed saber, which would alter heavily influence Miaodao swordmanship-- thereby, as the article points out, essentially merging the cleaver-polearm type Zhanmadao with the later two-handed japanese-inspired design.

This is the illustration for the Wu Bei Yao Lue (武備要略) a Ming dynasty military manual

This blade shape in the illustration doesn't match Baxia exactly, but since it's a lengthened Pudao-like blade and we've seen above that those can match Donghua Baxia's shape, i'm gonna say that calling Baxia a Zhanmadao with a two-handed grip isn't all that innacurate!

However, because all of these terms are so intertwined, there are a dozen other things you could call her that would be about equally correct.

To show that, here's a lightning round of other potential Baxia candidates:

Dadao (大刀)

Which are generally one-handed and too short. However!

Another youtube video i found of someone training with a Zhanmadao that resembles baxia a little also calls it a "shuangshoudai dao" (雙手带 刀) shuangshou means two-handed, and while 雙手带 seems to refer to a longer handled weapon, when looking for a shuangshou dao or shuangshou dadao (双手大刀) we find a lot more baxia-resembling blades like here and here

I also found that, while the cleaver-like Dadao is strictly a product of the 20th centuy, since dadao just means big sword or big knife, it has been used to refer to loads of different weapons! Some people could've called the zhanmadao and pudao "dadao" during the Ming dynasty as well.

Another potential baxia candidate that mandarin mansion classifies as similar to the later dadao (though longer, as seen in the illustration below) is the "Kuanren Piandao"

Which piqued my interest because this diagram classifying different tpye of Dao:

Claims that a Kuanrenbiandao (diferent spelling, same sword) is the same as a modern day Zhanmadao.

(So once again, all of these terms are interchangable)

Another opton Is the Chuanmeidao/Chuanweidao (船尾刀) below you can see a diagram, based on the Qing dynasty green standard army regulation, of blades all officially classified as types of "pudao"

The top middle is the Kuanren Piandao, and bottom left is the Chuanweidao.

Both of these have a lot of baxia-like qualities.

So there you go! live action baxia is based on a Nandao, audio drama baxia is based on a Niuweidao, and Manhua/donghua baxia is some kind of two-handed Zhanmadao/Pudao/Dadao depending on how you want to look at it.

I'm honestly surprised no one has made the creative decision to portray Baxia as a Jiuhuandao, aka 9 ringed broadsword yet.

I mean look at it! Incredibly imposing. Would make for a great Baxia imo. (@ upcoming mdzs manga and mobile game: take notes!)

#mdzs #mdzs meta #nie mingjue #baxia #cql #the untamed #long post #I HAVE SO MANY TABS OPEN. FEEL MY SUFFERING #I understand that asking a gigantic region with thousands of years of rich history and many different subcultures #to have one standard naming convention is basically impossible #But could they do it anyway? for me? 🥺 #i also want to buy one of these... so bad #or even just a plastic trainer so i can practice the techniques #but i know that once i start buying swords i'm not gonna stop until my money runs out #Being a sword nerd is a very dangerous not phyisically but for your wallet

[ashestoashesjc]

Bad Witches (0.3)

Some towns sleep more than they’d care to admit. They claim to be the town that never does, but they sleep. They bustle until the wee hours when even the traffic lights must catch shut eye. (This is the leading cause of late night car accidents, in fact). But not in Riverwake. No matter the hour, Riverwake is alive and in motion. At the peak of dawn, the rumble of mechanized street cleaners is something of an alarm: A new day is here. The only challenge is survival. The road is now adequately shiny.

On a day this beautiful, a person would be mad to waste even a second of it inside. This is why when the coven meets at their favorite restaurant, Giorgio's, for cocktails and gossip, they ask for outdoor seating, beneath a veil of dark gray umbrellas.

After the waiter brings around the first tray of flutes, Bev flags him down and whispers in his ear. When he returns, he has a pitcher filled to the brim with a hazy, dim yellow. He places it at the center of the table and walks off to attend to other diners.

Shrugging, Bev says, "Save him some trips."

During a third round of mimosas, Kate off-handedly mentions her father-in-law and his rocky relationship with his son, but that he thinks gifting Dan membership to their familial country club is effective enough as tension relief. Dan's typically too busy to take advantage of it, she says.

"But you still want to," says Bev, drinking from her orange-tinted glass.

"I didn't say that," says Kate.

"You didn't have to," Bev says, swatting at the air, "Does anyone else hear that buzzing? What is that? Do you think a WASP snuck in?" The other witches attempt to stifle their giggles.

Turning bright red, Kate leans back into her seat, clutching at her glass and bringing it closer to her face so as to slightly cloud the next words she mutters, "I can invite guests, by the by."

The witches' ears perk up.

"You know, I don't think I've ever been to a country club," Matt says, "The wealthy have historically neglected basic hand-washing techniques. Seems like a petri dish, but in a higher tax bracket.”

"I'm from the country. And I've been to a club. Does that count?" Haley asks, still nursing her first mimosa.

"What should we wear?" Bev asks.

Kate sets her glass down to refill it from the orange pitcher, "Dress for spring."

So, they do. The next morning, they are all casual shorts and solid-colored polos and white visors. Only, it's a month away from the dead of winter and it's the middle of Massachusetts. Bev, Matt, and Haley stand outside of the given address and, with their miserable shaking, resemble a group of very posh street urchins.

Kate arrives in a cozy-looking fur-lined parka and upon seeing the other witches' bewildered expressions, snuggles affectionately into the mink hood, "Teach you to mock me."

The other witches follow Kate into the almost intimidatingly large, red-bricked building. What are presumably wings stretch nearly a kilometer in each direction.

"One of you couldn't have ch-checked the weather before leaving the house?" Bev admonishes, one shiver away from legally qualifying as an icicle.

"T-throwing a lot of stones in that g-glass igloo, aren't you?" Haley asks.

The combination of central circulated heating and at least two fireplaces (one in the den closest to the club's entrance; one in the more formal of the two dining areas) nearly melts the witches as they linger with Kate at the front desk.

"Okay, we're approved," Kate says, shaking hands with the attendant behind the desk, "Just don't touch anything."

"Damn. There goes my Grand Theft Itinerary," says Bev.

Looking at her sternly, Kate says, "Don't even joke about that. They will absolutely kick us out."

The witches huddle at the end of the entrance hall, dissecting the list of offered activities. Bev is interested in exactly none of them, but does wish to examine their stock of spirits. Matt begins spraying himself with hand sanitizer the moment he notices how many of the items have a "Group Activity" label.

A woman in a calf-length Houndstooth coat walks past the group but stops to gaze at Kate's jacket, fawning over its charm and subtle glamour. She asks if Kate also bought her coat from Nordstrom. She then asks if Kate plans to play in a tennis match later.

Kate happily confirms that, yes, she will be playing. They chat for a little longer and Kate is still smiling when the woman bids her farewell and walks further into the club's interior.

"How are you going to play?" Matt asks, pointing to the tennis poster pinned to the cork bulletin board at the lobby entrance, "It's Doubles and three of us will likely solidify if we venture outside."

"Oh, we're still playing tennis. Do you know how much I had to bribe the babysitter to come on such short notice?" asks Kate, "They have a heated indoor court," she says, taking off her coat to reveal a sensible, pale beige skirt and thin, rust red pullover.

"Oh, they're fancy fancy," says Haley.

Kate finds the sports center in the left wing, guided by the rambunctious sound of middle aged aerobics. It is a vast gymnasium filled with varied exercise equipment and a bounty of helpful regimens: elliptical trainers, stair masters, Homeless Person Avoidance Training, medicine balls, etc. There's even a rock climbing wall mounted in the back. There are no cables attached to it for fear that people may actually wish to use it, but it has its scenic benefits. She then sees the tennis court, a green square girded with a chain link fence. She spies the sign-up sheet on a plastic folding table at the entrance and begins scrawling her name.

As she flourishes the Barston-ending 'n' and admires her penmanship, an unexpected voice takes her by surprise.

"You're in the way," says the voice and Kate notices that it belongs to the robust, older gentleman looming behind her. He is accompanied by a smaller, leaner fellow and together they look like a before and after advert for malnutrition.

Kate nearly leaps out of the man's direction when she notices her folly. "Sorry! I wasn't paying attention."

"Never seen you here before," says the shorter, wheat blond man.

"Yes, I'm a new--" begins Kate, holding out her hand in anticipation of a handshake.

"Who's your husband?" interrupts the other man, a gray halo of hair situated on the perimeter of his scalp.

"I'm not sure how--" starts Kate, slowly lowering her hand.

"That's how you got in, right?" he asks as he bends down to add his own name to the roster, "Bring the 'Girls' for a 'Fun Weekend' at the country club and then fuck off to whichever Wellness Spa you crawled out of?"

"That's--" Kate tries to interject.

"We promise not to beat you too badly later, okay?" the blond interrupts as he saunters off, followed shortly by his friend.

She is left standing alone at the front of the sports center, not entirely sure she has correctly interpreted the preceding events. In her mind, she loops through their meeting again and again, wondering what she did wrong. When she does realize that she, in fact, ‘Just Got Dunked On’, grim is not the right word to describe the aura she emanates. It's pretty close, though.

Kate staggers into the common area and, seeing the rest of her coven lying haphazardly across an island of recliners, plops into one of the vacant chairs. Her entire demeanor is a haggard sigh.

Trading concerned looks, the witches aren't sure who should handle this. They play "Rock, Paper, Sigils" while Kate slumps further into the padded leather. The agreed upon worst candidate for helping someone through distress is also apparently really bad at games of chance because when she loses, Bev swears under her breath.

Bev very tepidly strokes Kate's back and whispers, "Now, now. Emotions are..." she gulps, "Perfectly normal. I have them all the time." She retches.

Taking Kate's hand, Matt asks, "What happened?"

A full body sigh later and Kate appears to have summoned the drive to retell the tale. By the time she's through, the witches bear the expressions of those personally wronged. How dare anyone make fun of Kate? And not even behind her back like a decent person. WASPS have feelings, too.

"You should've led with that," says Bev, cracking her knuckles, "I'll kill them."

Matt nods, "I don't know about getting someone else's blood on me, but yes, murder seems in order."

Haley can't believe what she just heard. She really can't. She stopped listening halfway through to stare at someone she thought might be her Little League coach. But why would they be here, ten states away in this country club common area? It just doesn't make sen-- Oh, no, that's someone else, nevermind. Oh, god, now everyone's looking at her. Make something up, make something up.

"Like a flock of crows in V-formation," says Haley. Nailed it.

"You guys... you have no idea how much this means to me," says Kate, a welling in her eyes, "I know with you by my side, Bev, we can--"

"Oh, yeah, no, I don't want to play," Bev corrects.

Clearly disappointed, Kate's face sobers a little, but she looks to Matt with hope.

"Sorry, me either. I didn't mean to mislead you," says Matt, sincerely apologetic.

Kate feels as though the dinghy she just acquired footing in has capsized beneath her.

Haley smiles.

Kate looks to her nervously, but the smile only widens. "Have... you ever actually played tennis?" Kate asks.

"Sure, I played a little at home," Haley says. Kate sighs.

"Of course, we had wooden rackets and the strings were made from goat guts, but how different could it be?" Haley asks. Kate sighs again and internally resigns to her fate, but still intends on having a very fun, very non-competitive time.

On the court, shortly before their starting match, Haley tests the weight of the carbon fiber racket. She tosses it from hand to hand and gives a few practice swats. Once, she sends the racket flying, leaving her to run to the middle of the court and retrieve it.

Their first few matches - one with a couple from Denver and the other with the woman they encountered in the lobby and her "chiropractor" who is definitely only half her age because it helps to be young and limber in his profession. Definitely - are nothing to write home about. Haley's home, in particular, is where you should not be writing to. Because they would not be very impressed with her performance. But after getting used to how light this inferior plastic racket is, the aerodynamics of its slender frame, the whistle of its whip through the air, she feels a touch more comfortable.

This comfort is promptly squished like a windshield mosquito when their next opponents enter the fence. Kate's heart falls when she recognizes the sheen of one man's head and the smarm on the other's lips, but her face is unflinching steel.

"Didn't think you'd still be here," the blond says, his eyes a sneer.

The walking comb over assumes his place across the court and, beginning to stretch, says, "They wanted to lose to real men. I don't blame 'em."

Haley exhales. The match begins.

For the first set, the court is a frenzy of movement. Rhythmic thwacking echoes across the gymnasium. The squeaking of sneakers, the breathy grunts upon each impact, the flicked beads of sweat as they dart to strike the racket. All four are giving it their all.

But Kate and Haley are just too accurate. Too fast. Too relentless in their fury.

Nearing the end of their third set, Kate and Haley have dominated the game, easily leading over their opponents' hefty score of one. What was only meant to be a playful diversion sees the girls one favoring play away from taking the whole kit 'n' caboodle. Reigning victorious. But, like, in a fun, non-competitive way.

This is what it all comes down to.

"They would be good at this," huffs the gray-haired man to his partner, "Chicks and tennis." He serves the ball, and Haley, in her distraction, swings and misses. A green blur zips by her head.

The gray-haired man chuckles, "I think that's our point."

"One of them even looks like Serena," his blond partner wheezes hoarsely. They burst into ill-concealed snickers.

"One more round?" Kate asks, bouncing a tennis ball.

"One more round," Haley concurs.

They trade the tennis ball back and forth with their opponents, the net flapping with every pass. For a few tosses, they are very light swings, measured and contained. But in one of her connections with the ball, Kate applies a considerable amount more force to the racket. The tennis ball responds with equal vigor, shooting from her racket's wired face and careening toward the other side of the court.

But it never hits either of the men's rackets. Or makes contact with the ground. It simply floats and whirls at a standstill just past the net.

No one moves a muscle.

The silent stillness of the moment is broken when the blond man appears to muster the confidence to approach the green rotation. He seems to have descended from glaciers with the time it takes him to close the gap. Mere inches away, he stares up at the tennis ball in the exact way that you're not supposed to stare at the sun.

He lifts his hand and reaches slowly upward with an extended finger.

The ball, still in a rapid spin, yet frozen in mid-air, comes undone and pelts the blond directly between the eyes. He goes to the ground and rolls onto his back, his scream slightly muffled by the hands now covering his face.

Exclaiming his name, the gray-haired man runs over to kneel and assist his partner.

Focused on tending to his friend, he is blissfully unaware when, under Haley's intense stare, his shoestrings loosen and then intertwine, lacing together.

"I think that's our point," says Haley.

The man clambers to a stand and starts off toward her with a warning, huffy "Why, you little..." before tripping and spilling to the ground like a freshly slingshotted Goliath.

The blond, a red burn at the center of his face, goes to help him, but his shorts sink quickly to his feet and he falls in a tangle to the green mat.

"That's set," says Kate.

"And match," says Haley.

They grasp hands in a high five and make their way to the fenced door.

As they exit the court, Haley shouts back to the groaning men, "And I would love to look like Serena! She's a goddamn Amazon!" Even after they've exited, Haley can still be heard shouting, "An Amazon!"

They've made it halfway into the main house when they run into Matt just outside of the kitchen, wearing a black apron, stamped with the country club's logo.

"Why are you--?" Haley begins before Matt raises a hand and cuts her off with a sharp breath.

"I went to the restaurant to sample their Chateaubriand," he says, pulling the apron strings over his head, "But someone mistook me for a waiter and one thing led to another, and I report for duty at 9 am."

Slinking down the hall to join them, Bev says, "That's really going to confuse your students."

"Where have you been?" Kate asks.

"That's what I wanted to talk to you guys about," she says.

Occasionally looking over her shoulder to ensure she's not being followed by any of the club's staff, Bev leads the coven to the rear section of the expansive building. Despite the recently watered ficuses, it doesn't appear as though this area of the club receives much visitation.

Taking another cursory look, Bev waves the witches into a room and closes the door behind her. Once she flicks the light on, an old ballroom comes into focus. The dusty, white grand piano, tucked in the room's corner, has uneven keys. The floor is cedar coated in a thoroughly scuffed varnish.

At the center of the room is a freshly painted and ornamented circle, surrounded in thick, off-white candles.

"You've been busy," Kate says.

"Since we got here, I've sensed a mass of souls, trapped just beneath the floorboards," says Bev.

"I felt it, too," says Matt, "I suspected it was just the unease that comes with being in a country club."

"There's that, too," Bev says.

Bev stomps on the floor and a chorus of weak groans ekes up, "That's at least 30? Maybe 40 unhappy ghosts." She locks eyes with Kate, hesitates for a moment, and says, "We have to do something." 

Kate, all out of sighs for the day, brings her hands together and lets them go with a deep breath. "Okay," she says, "What do we do?"

There's no boom box available to blast "Wannabe" while they work, so their preparation lacks a distinct Spice, but they each have their jobs and they each complete them with an expected diminished enthusiasm.

Once Kate's finished lighting the candles, Haley flips the light switch and they take their positions.

Because it was her idea, Bev heads the ritual, and thus initiates the throaty, guttural chanting. As she nears the end, like a musical round, another witch starts from the beginning. And the cycle continues until, thrumming like a locust swarm, the coven is in overlapping cacophony.

As their chanting increases in volume and an impossible wind whips their hair to and fro, the candle flames grow into angry blazes. And in an instant, they extinguish.

And the room goes dark.

Then, suddenly, light returns as a host of faint, blue-white specters encircle the witches. As a few seconds pass and they regain more human forms, a great variety of age among them, the "Leader" of the group, a weathered man in an eagle feather-adorned headdress, nods to the coven. One by one, their forms dissipate. Soon, they've all faded, leaving one little girl, clutching a small toy bunny. She waves at the witches and too disappears.

The candles flicker back to life.

"So good of you to release them," Kate says, laying her hand on Bev's shoulder, "The afterlife will be kind to them."

"Right. Release," Bev says, tapping Kate's hand.

From outside of the ballroom there comes a scream. Looking a smirking Bev in the eyes, Kate pulls her hand away and makes for the door.

The chaos encapsulating the country club can be heard in its full intensity the moment Kate cracks the door open.

It's difficult to decipher exactly what is transpiring: a typhoon of well-clothed, well-fed patrons bounds in every direction. They wail and beg and stumble over each other, flown after by a roaring cavalcade of translucent figures.

The witches watch as the little girl who thanked them earlier flies through the bottom of a couple's table and into their roasted duck, chasing them with scornful, flailing drumettes as they scream for mercy.

Kate's face gets in the way of her palm.

"You know, I saw a hand sanitizer dispenser in the bathroom," says Matt, "Maybe this place isn't so bad after all."

#i'm sure i'll catch a bunch of typos and things i want to edit later #but here's snippet 3 #Bad Witches

[kpopchangedme]

Plot Twist [M] | Park Jinyoung

Being locked up until tomorrow morning with your biggest rival in the Archery team might not be all bad after all...

Protagonists: Park Jinyoung & You

Word Count: 5.5k

Genre: NSFW - Enemies to Lovers - Romance - Smut *explicit* - [Drabble 2k]

Prompt: “Dramas did not prepare me for this”

Requested by: @prettywordsyouleft, I hope you like this, even though, I’m sooooo sorry... I’ve made it smutty because I got carried away!!

GOT7 | M.list

There are a lot of things that you love about archery and only one that you vehemently hate. Perhaps that’s why you’ve been excelling at it ever since you first picked up a bow. As soon as you showed promising skills, your parents ensured you’d turned out to be one of the greatest. You’ve trained with the most successful archers, former Olympians... Won all the most important awards and competitions... Entered the most prestigious sports-study program on a full scholarship...

And look where all that got you… Stuck with the only thing you absolutely hate about it.

Fighting your suffocating feeling of helplessness, you kick the closest object on the floor. Whatever it is, it crosses the room in a blink, hitting a shelf full of supplies that then wobbles dangerously.

“I’d appreciate not being buried alive by dirty Football gear,” his voice cuts through the darkness and you turn to glare at him, “thank you very much.”

“Shut up Park,” your harsh reply is instantaneous, “or else...” 

Yes, literally stuck with him; Park Jinyoung, an archer almost as good as you, your nemesis, your relentless competition.

Locked in a dark supply closet, connecting to the Archery team’s interior training ground. You’re dumb enough to have let the door close behind you when you knew it automatically locked from the inside. Jinyoung is even dumber for having followed minutes after; probably curious as to where you disappeared. You didn’t manage to catch the door in time before it shut, condemning you both to each other’s company. Although you two usually train late at night in the gymnasium, you always ignore and avoid the other. It’s a safety technique you’ve developed, keeps you from ending up in jail for his murder, especially since you’re armed most of the time. Unfortunately, since you train alone, there’s no way of knowing when people will notice you’re missing, even less find you in here.

“Or you’ll make me?” Jinyoung snorts in distaste, “You always had a bias for the dramatic. What more can you do? Being here with your is already Hell.”

“Ha. Ha.” You furiously wipe the sweat from your forehead. He’s right, with this bad of a company and ventilation, this supply closet certainly feels like the burning flames of Hell.

“Why are you always such an ass? It’s not like it’s my fault you followed me in here.” 

There’s a long silence before Park groans, and thanks to the security light of the gymnasium, shining through the crack under the door, you see him rub his face with both hands. “I needed to borrow an armguard from here, mine’s busted!” Saying this, Jinyoung shrugs it off, throwing the garment across the room. You hear it fly by more than you see, rolling your eyes when it hits a wall.

“Whatever you say, stalker.”

“You’d like that, wouldn’t you? You think everyone is obsessed with you!” He barks, clearly unpleased by the nickname. It’s something you’ve been calling him for years. You aren’t even sure when that even started, over ten years ago probably. All you know is that suddenly, an insufferable little boy started showing up every day to practice with you, and you had to share your trainers with him. He even got in the same exclusive program as you did, on the second scholarship. Much to your despair, he followed you everywhere, like a stalker. “All the guys from the team are wrapped around your little finger. They’d do anything to get in your pants.” Even in the darkness, you see Jinyoung’s eyes narrow, spiteful. “I’m not desperate enough to settle for you.”

“Of course not, Park.” You smile, pushing his buttons despite the fact that you shouldn’t. “You’re too frigid and boring for me. I bet you’ve never even gotten into any woman’s panties.” You’re not sure why the guys crushing on you are a problem to Jinyoung, but he sure likes to rant about this whenever he has a chance. As if you’re making them fall for you on purpose. It’s not your fault you’re the only woman who made the team.

He exhales audibly in frustration; “You’re so full of yourself, y/n. I’ve never met someone as disturbed and with an ego as big as yours.” 

“The feeling is mutual. Ain’t that a blessing, Park? That we found each other...”

“And contrary to popular belief, I’m not a boring virgin...” He says this out of nowhere and pauses to cough and peel his shirt from his body unsuccessfully. As soon as he lets it go, the cotton sticks to his abs all over again. The heat in here in insufferable, you’ll suffocate at this rate, and you don’t have any water. “I just don’t obsess over you or sex like the others. The WAC are all I care about.”

The World Archery Championships, the gateway to the next Olympic Summer Games. One of the reasons you’re looking forward to you two being (obviously) eligible to participate, is the idea of competing against Park. He might be training and living here, but he’ll get to represent his country; South Korea. You’ll destroy his team’s female archers; you’re way better than any competitors of your generation. Even Jinyoung can’t argue with that. It helps you train to have a goal, someone to tear down. You discovered that when you first met him.

“Good to know what you fantasize about...” You announce, giving up on any sense of pride and decency. It’s way too hot in here to remain proper. “At least you won’t ever gawk at me.” Struggling with the wet fabric, you manage to take your t-shirt off. There’s no way you’re staying here all night, marinating in your own sweat. 

There’s a scoff of disbelief, loud and clear. “Are you trying to seduce me?” You freeze on your knees, finally freed from the disgusting piece of clothing. You did not expect him to assume anything like that. “I mean… People do talk a lot about you crushing on me... But I just told you I’m not interested, y/n.”

“You wish, Park.” You spit through your teeth, “I’m just melting over here.”

“Why does this feel like the plot of one of your dumb dramas?”

“Trust me. Dramas did not prepare me for this.”

“Lock two people in a blazing room, wait for them to strip and they end up…” He completes his sentence with less than appropriate hand gestures.

“Ew, I’d sooner fuck Wang than you.”

“I hear you already did.” Jinyoung almost sounds vexed, but you’re too embarrassed to look his way and confirm. Sure, you have enough confidence to sit there in your bra, but it doesn’t mean you want to hold his gaze while you’re half-naked. “I’m probably cleaner than he is.”

“Probably.” You agree with a shrug. Why does he even care? “But the major difference is; I don’t hate Wang.”

A loud silence falls between you, almost deafening in the tiny space of the sealed off storage. It stretches, and it’s after five minutes or an hour of this that Jinyoung loses his mind. You don’t know, none of you has a phone; they’re prohibited during practice.

“That’s it!” Jinyoung barks, jumping to his feet. “I’m not spending all night in here, listening to shit like this!”

You watch, unbothered as he paces back and forth, eyes glued to the vent that is pushing warm air in. What is he planning to do? Crawl in there like a spy? Suddenly, Jinyoung takes off his own training shirt, and you try not to stare. Oh shit, he’s built, you hadn’t noticed before. Nice arms and shoulders, he’s an archer after all. He even has an amazing torso. Amazing? You blink, tearing your eyes away from his honey skin. What is wrong with you, are you having a heat stroke? That is Park Jinyoung! Your worst enemy; the boy who boasted about breaking your Target Archery long standing record after he only had been training for a year!

“10 bucks say you can’t fit in there.” Despite the situation, you want to further annoy him.

You visually compare his sculpted shoulders to the metal frame of the air vent. Huh huh. No way. Jinyoung doesn’t even bother acknowledging your bet. He’s busy rummaging through the stuff on the nearest shelf, emptying the content of plastic milk crates to pile them. He still has a long way to go through, that ceiling is high. 

“Come here, y/n.” He eventually requests, groaning as he pushes the shelf to make space.

You raise a brow in disbelief. “Excuse me?”

Jinyoung stands, raising his arms to the sky. “Come on, you’re right. I obviously don’t fit it there!”

“You want me to crawl into the hot air vent?” Your whole face twists in horror, the man must have truly lost his mind. “Who am I, Kim Possible?”

“Let’s spend some quality time together then… We have all the time in the world to talk things through… See where that gets us, maybe we can even become friends.” He leans against the shelf, tone dripping with sarcasm. “Oh, and I hope someone needs something from this storage tomorrow morning!”

Before he’s done with his sentence, you’re up next to him. “Ok, what’s the plan?” 

He shakes his head, probably impressed with his own convincing skills. “This obviously runs straight over to the gym, I’ll help you get inside. If you manage to find a way out, you can unlock me. If not… We’ll just be back to square one.”

You’re skeptical when you watch him get on the wobbly pile of crates and open up the vent, but you have to admit the risk seems worth it. You’d rather be stuck in there than down here with him anyway. Careful, you accept the hand he’s offering to help you up on the fortune pyramid. Once you’ve joined him, you’re closer than you’ve ever been before. Your mouths are inches apart. It’s the first time you smell the sweat on his skin or see him like this. You feel a shiver run down your spine, something instinctive that you push aside. Before you can wrap your head around this effect he seems to have on you, Jinyoung’s hands are on your hips. He hoists you up, using his bent knee as a step. Your legs stick to his damp chest, and he looks up expectantly. You’re glad it’s too dark for him to read your expression because he’d never let you live if he saw. You just discovered you find him attractive, and the whole situation is… Perhaps that’s because of what he said earlier about dramas, but…

“This is beginning to feel more like a torrid porno than a drama.”

You regret the joke as soon as you say it. His eyes go dark. “Good to know what you fantasize about... But I’m just trying to get us out of here.” You inhale sharply at his reply, brought back to reality. “Help me a bit, y/n,” Jinyoung asks, voice even more tensed, “with your arms...” 

Slightly out of it, you take your hands off his shoulders like he’s ardent. They treacherously found that support by reflex, to keep your balance when he grabbed you. Shit. Obeying, you reach for the metal frame to pull as he lifts. Faster than you expected, and with much ease, you find your way to the ceiling. Boy must have been working out. 

“Can you m-make it?” He grunts distractingly under you. Why are you even finding that sound sexy now? You really need to get out of this damn closet, or else...

“Yes, I think I… Let me just…” Arms first, you twist your way through the entrance of the vent. It’s scorching, hotter than you expected, and dark as night. Once you’ve managed to get your chest inside, you feel his hands slide on your thighs, almost on your-

“Park!” You shout into the echoing metal and he stops.

“Something wrong? You’re halfway in.”

Your mouth opens in awe, understanding he doesn’t care what he’s touching at all. Jinyoung might as well be frigid for real; you’re the only one affected apparently. He resumes pushing, fingers digging the back of your thighs, probably marking them. With his help, you worm your way inside, managing to win a few inches by twisting and wiggling. Trying not to think of his hands on you like that… It is way harder than you expected, even if you’re inside a disgusting enclosed space. What a sight this must be for him, your ass dangling like that.

“Shit.” You hear his muffled curse and freezes. Park Jinyoung never swears.

“W-What?” Sweat is dripping from your face, falling in the burning metal. If you stay here longer, you’ll roast like a chicken on a grill.

“Hum, I don’t think your as… Your h-hips aren’t gonna make it.”

“What? No! Push!” Squirming with a renewed fervour, you feel him directly press on your ass cheeks this time. Unfortunately, he’s right. Although you try your best, the metal frame only digs your hips dolorously. You give up after a minute; you’re completely wet by then. The air in there is barely breathable, and both the physical effort and the idea of his close proximity have drained you. “Get me out.”

There’s nothing, no answer.

“Get me out, please!” 

Your eyes round in horror, panic rising. Surely he wouldn’t abandon you like that… Wiggling, you try to back away, but you lack the support and strength to escape this Hell.

“... Park?” Your voice is nothing but a miserable whimper this time. You lay there, inert, halfway through the burning air vent. That’s the single stupidest thing you’ve ever done; trust him. “Jinyoung!” Your tone is shakier than you’d wish, but his muted answer finally comes.

“I was considering…” He clears his throat, clearly embarrassed by something. “What if you took your shorts off? I think the-”

“Please, get me out! It burns!” You beg, unable to tell if he’s joking. By this point, your naked skin is painfully sticking to the metal. It was the worst idea. You start to cry, tears stinging your eyes. “Jinyoung, please-”

“Ok ok! I got you!” His hands are back on your thighs, pulling you to him.

You back out as fast as you can, skin marking even if you’re careful not to get stuck and burned. It takes double the time as it took to get in. When you finally exit, your panic causes you both to fall off the pile of crates. Your breathing is erratic as you sit, back on the floor of the closet. You’ll be covered in bruises tomorrow, but at least you’ve made it out. You don’t even realize Jinyoung is the one who absorbed most of the drop. Running your hands over the wet hair that has escaped your ponytail, you try to calm down unsuccessfully. You thought you were going to suffocate in there.

“Hey, are you alright?” Jinyoung manages to sit. He winces, hands catching your forearm to better see one of the red marks in the dim lighting. “I didn’t consider how hot it’d be.”

“I- I- I t-thought,” you pant, half-hyperventilating, half-weeping. “You l-left me!”

Jinyoung’s face falls, almond eyes rounding. “I’d never, y/n…” He cups your cheeks, wiping your tears and sweat with his thumbs. “I didn’t think you’d get hurt.” He keeps stroking you, and you let him do it, forgetting for a brief moment that you hate him. Your breathing begins to slow down, matching his. “I’m so sorry it was a bad idea, but I’d never do this on purpose. Ever. Why would you even think that?”

“You h-hate me.” You whine and he scoffs, breath ghosting over your face.

“Whom would I fight with if you weren’t there?” Jinyoung chuckles still holding you like he’s also forgotten he’s not supposed to. You blink, unable to comprehend his words. You’ve known him for years; you’ve been playing this game for a long time. You know the rules. Trying to tear away, but he follows. Really, what’s with you and him tonight? You whine ever so slightly and the corner of his pout jiggles. “If this was a drama… That’s when I’d kiss you.” After this, he coolly sits back, leaning on his open palms and making his forearms flex. You stay there frozen still, in a daze. What was that? 

Annoyed, to be this affected, you turn to hit his arm roughly. “What’s with you and all these drama ref-” Jinyoung’s mouth muffles the rest of your scolding.

He’s kissing you. 

Park Jinyoung is kissing you, and you should fight back… Unfortunately, the only thing you do at the moment is laying on the floor, tugging at his neck for him to remain over you. Wow, that’s not what he expected. Jinyoung follows, apparently not minding your sweaty state and poor presentation. You’re not doing any better, fingers digging the muscles of his shoulders. You had no idea he was this sexy all along; it feels like you should’ve been made aware of this. If you had, perhaps you wouldn’t have been as surprised and overwhelmed tonight. You wouldn’t be giving in to this crazy urge of having him all over. Jinyoung’s mouth opens yours and your tongues meet messily. None of you cares or wants to retake control of the situation, you’re just going at it. Making the best of a shitty night. His left hand is between your head and the floor; the other one is caressing down your belly gently.

“I thought you weren’t interested...” Managing to get the words out, you feel his breath on your cheek when he chuckles. 

“Just this once, just now.” He replies, nose nudging yours. “I thought you hated me.” 

“I still do.” Your nails trace his spine, leaving a scratch behind. He rolls your lower lip between his teeth, straight up challenging. His mouth drops to your jaw, exploring down on your neck. You shut your eyes, feeling his teeth graze your collarbone. “Jesus.” Curving against his chest, you hush, and he hums on your skin, pleased by the reaction. Jinyoung’s hand drops from your stomach to your hip, then to your thigh and ass. It stays there, holding on tightly. That’s your cue to reach for a t-shirt that was abandoned on the floor earlier, using it as a fortune pillow. When he offers you a quizzical look, you smirk. “Who knows how long we’ll be here… Might as well make us comfortable. Oh, and tell me... What do we do to kill time, now that your escape plan has failed?”

His erection is already pressed on your thigh through his shorts, and there are goosebumps all over your body. You hate to admit, but you’re so turned on you want to take this further, and you hope he’s on the same page.

Nothing could have prepared you to his burning look right then. “I have a few ideas...” He says, clicking his tongue. Before you can question anything, his mouth is trailing down your body with an obvious end goal. He kisses your belly button and pauses there, thumbs hooked into the waistband of your stretchy gym shorts. “If that’s fine by you,” Jinyoung adds in a business-like manner. Count on him to be so formal even when he’s unmistakably proposing to eat you out.

Your hands are already in your hair to hold on to something, and you nod, gaze crazy. He smirks, tugging your clothes down. As soon as you’re exposed, his mouth resumes. You should probably be more embarrassed by this weird intimacy. You feel sweaty and disgusting, but Jinyoung doesn’t seem to mind so you quickly forget all about it. He grips your thighs to allow himself access. You arch, waiting for his touch, and he dodges your sex at the last second.

“Shit.” You swear when he keeps going down with his butterfly kisses, a chuckle shaking his shoulders. Jinyoung was never one to ruin an opportunity by shooting too soon, and apparently, he’s going to be the same when it comes to this. His lips are damp and soft, brushing all over the inner sensitive part of your thighs. Fuck, you’re already so ready. “J-Jinyoung…” You purr, wiggling under him for mercy. 

“Shit.” He seems to agree by echo, words muted by your skin. Leisurely, he comes closer to your sex again, like he’s got all the time in the world. He’s one Hell of a tease. Although you're not sure when you’ll get rescued, you’re pretty certain you’ll be dead by morning if he keeps this up. “You’re so pretty.” It’s so unexpected that you don’t know what to reply, so you don’t. Jinyoung presses the most infuriating kiss on your mons, making you tremble under him. Bringing his right hand under your ass, he spreads your labia, observing intently. 

“Jesus fucking Christ Park…” You whine, done with his antics. “Are you doing this just to make me hate you more?”

“But that’s my favourite part, y/n… Making you angry.” He smiles, smearing your arousal with his thumb. It’s clear he’s a little shit, even in bed. “I usually like to take it slow… But not you, no... You’re always doing things too fast. I bet you could already take my cock... Do you think you could?”

Ok, again, not what you expected from someone as buttoned-down as him. Your mouth remains ajar as you moan in reply, hips rising in hopes of pressing closer to his thumb. If you thought he was hot earlier, it was nothing; right now he’s the sexiest man ever. He has all the power, and you gladly let him have it for once. You want him too much to fight. Jinyoung eyes go dark once more, and he licks his lips. He lowers himself, but instead of pleasuring you, he takes his time to lick his own finger clean. 

“No arguing? Since where are you this horny for me?” Are you supposed to play along, is dirty talk his thing? How unexpected. It’s a fun new game. “I would have fucked you sooner if I knew.”

His words make your core clench on nothing. “Since you took off your shirt...” You’re a fast learner. “I’ve been dripping wet.”

“Locked in here with me...” Jinyoung sighs, gaze dropping to your glistening sex. “You said it felt like a torrid porno.” A sweat droplet falls between your breasts. “Those words coming out of your mouth… I’ve been hard since then.”

“Jinyoung.” You sing in awe, suppressing a shiver. You had no idea.

At his name, he decides he’s done enough teasing for now. He obliges after an eternity, licking up your slit. You gasp and he ends by pressing a kiss on your clit before doing it again. Shit. He repeats the gesture, tasting your juices one last time before concentrating on your bud. His tongue flattens, swirling and nudging your clit. It’s not long until he finds the perfect motion that has you jolting against his face. “F-Fuck!” You cry, not bothering to remain quiet when there’s no one to hear. He’s amazing. Shit, ‘not a boring virgin’ he said.

Running his fingers on your sex, Jinyoung smears your wetness until they’re soaked. Then slowly, he inserts one of them inside you to help his task. He doesn’t falter, obviously almost as heavily turned on as you by all this. Adding another finger, he keeps going, sucking more and more harshly until you’re practically dancing under him. The sounds filling the storage are filthy, but can’t find it in you to mind. You’re seeing stars, enjoying every single second as he eats you out. Jinyoung lasts longer than any guy ever, waiting diligently to build you up. He’s determined to show you he’s the best at everything, not just archery. This moment stretches out until you’re spent and clenching uncontrollably. He accelerates; not changing anything. He’s aware you can’t handle it for much longer and that it’s repetition that’s getting you off. Soon, your eyes roll into your head. You cry out his name as you come, thighs clenching around him. Your hips rise against his face one last time, and he sees you through your orgasm. Holding you until you’re done and clean before finally pulling away from your sex. 

Afterwards, you stay on the ground, panting, heartbeat deafening in your ears. You can’t believe you just came that hard on Park Jinyoung’s face. Jesus Christ. Shouldn’t you feel embarrassed? There’s no real reason to though, not when he’s the one who ate you this diligently in the first place. He clearly wanted it, asked. Unaware of your awkward train of thoughts, Jinyoung lies beside you, exhausted but still very smug of accomplishment.

“That was…” You begin shyly, but trail off. “I’ve never… With someone...” He rolls to kiss your shoulder, and h hard-on brushes you.

“Perfect.” Jinyoung simply replies, getting it, he’s even more pleased with himself. You turn to face him on the ground, breathing slowing down. Pecking his chin, you wrap your arm around his waist to pull him closer. You had forgotten where you were; in the gym’s dirty storage.

“Only many hours left ‘til morning...”

“Mmm…” He doesn’t pull away when your hand slip in his training shorts. “Due to an unfortunate incident, my schedule’s cleared tonight.”

“What are you saying, Park?” Tracing the outline of the strain in his briefs, you raise an eyebrow.

“I’m saying… I’m not too busy to make you come a few more times.” Jesus. He blinks, pulling you closer to add in your ear; “I’ve actually dreamt of having you like this for a long time.”

“Really?” You exhale, out of it. That’s impossible, you’d know.

“Sure. Every time the guys are around, you turn the charm on, but when we’re all alone...” The rest of his sentence is up in the air, but you get what he means. Jinyoung plops himself up on an elbow to read your reaction. “You never once wondered about what I think of your slutty training outfits? Then tonight you go and take your top off like I’m not in here. You’re always so mean to me, forgetting I’m a man too. ”

You cross the last barrier of fabric between him and your hand, smirking. Again, you had no idea he thought of you that way. Jinyoung immediately twitches in your palm, cock swelling even more at the skin-to-skin contact. He’s larger than you expected. “How am I doing now?” You coo, snuggling in his neck as you stroke him. 

“Better.” He admits, almost inaudible. Your hand tightens around his length and Jinyoung grunts. “Mean. I think I’ll have to fuck you hard a few times, teach you some respect.” With that, he rises above you and you laugh, helping to get rid of his shorts and underwear. When he’s freed Jinyoung lies between your legs, cock directly on your swollen cunt. 

You gulp, toes curling tightly from expectations. “How do those dreams usually go?”

Jinyoung’s jaw clenches in concentration and he rocks his hips, rubbing himself on your wetness. He breathes out haltingly, “Sometimes, you’re just bent over a chair at a championship, and I fuck you while everyone’s in the room.” 

“O-Oh!” Your eyes automatically shut when his tip brushes your clit.

“But more often, it’s like this; all sweaty after practice, no one else at the training ground…” His voice is strained, and you totally relate. Eager to feel him inside you already, you align him to your core. You can’t bear to hear shit like this anymore.

He doesn’t seem to mind the guidance. Almost instantly, he begins to push in. His head enters you slowly, and you spread your legs wider. You need him deeper, want him to fill you. Your tightened walls stretch around his cock until he’s inside you, throbbing. Jinyoung lets out a weird sound, almost breaking. He’s a lot less talkative now. Using your hands on his hips, you force him back and then forward, the friction nearly making you lose your mind.

“Shit.” Jinyoung breathes out, unstable. 

“Shit,” you confirm, word morphing into a groan when he moves again. He’s tougher this time, fingers digging your right thigh firmly.

He slides into you with ease, your core more than ready for his cock. Jinyoung finds a fast rhythm hitting you hard every time. You can’t believe how good it feels; letting him have his way with you like that. He thrusts powerfully for a moment before pulling out, much to your displeasure. 

“On all fours.” At his order, you hurry to flip while he observes, pumping his dick with your juices.

He’s back between your legs at once, spreading them with his own. Not wasting any second, he positions himself at your entrance. You fall on your forearms when he pushes back in, eyes rounding in ecstasy. He’s closer than before, cock fitting your core so perfectly you cry out. Shit. Jinyoung repeats his thrust, and you swear loudly, making him chuckle.

Again. Again.

He grabs your ass, sinking himself deeper, and with way more urgency. His balls hit you with every grind forward. Unforgiving, he keeps going until you’re on the very edge again, gasping. You arch even more, and when his hips meet your ass this time, you almost break. He hits something up your core that’s so intense it hurts of the greatest pain.

Again. Again.

You’re a mess, knees and ass burning, but you don’t want him to stop. You beg him to keep going and he does. Making sure to fuck you like no one has ever. Covered in perspiration, Jinyoung’s not holding back much better than you. He’s unsure if he’ll be able to keep pace much longer.

“C-Come!” Jinyoung requests with authority, and you whimper under him. “Come for me, baby!” 

As though his command is magical, you break apart; tightening and convulsing around him. He pulls out before being overwhelmed, letting you ride off your second orgasm on your own. It’s just in time because he comes right away too. Spilling on your ass with a shudder, unable to contain himself anymore. You don’t even seem to notice, head still in the clouds. He wipes off his mess with his briefs; not bothering to think about what he’ll wear later. Falling on the ground before him, you’re breathless and obviously completely satisfied.

This escapade will not help with his bravado when you’re back to reality. Jinyoung lies next to you, one of his arms under his head and the other one on your back. It’s as though he can’t stop touching you just yet. You are still too high to be self-aware and remember what you two are outside this storage. The silence that fills the air is nothing like earlier, relaxed and comfortable. It coexists with your breathing slowing down, yours and his almost synchronized.

It takes a long time for you to break it, unable to keep your train of thoughts to yourself. “What a plot twist to the drama.” Staring at the dark ceiling, you miss the smug smile on Jinyoung’s lips. 

“What is?” He asks, absentmindedly rubbing circles on the curve of your back to break the droplets of sweat accumulating there. 

“Us,” you reply after a heartbeat, “this.”

He snorts, “This isn’t a plot twist at all. Everyone saw it coming but you.”

Raising on an elbow to observe him, you frown in confusion; “Really?”

“Sure.” Jinyoung is smiling dumbly, an expression you have never seen him before. “What did you think all that sexual tension was going to amount for?”

You think for a moment. “Murder.”

He straight up laughs, loud and clear. “Jeez y/n. How can you be so dense...”

“Shuddup,” groaning, you nudge him and he catches your hand, “I hate you.” You both stare at your linked hands, not needing words to express your true feelings at the moment. “How many hours do you think we have before morning?” 

When you ask this, he turns to stare at you in disbelief. “Probably enough for us to die of dehydration if we keep this up...”

Smirking, you lower yourself for a kiss. “I dunno,” you murmur against his lips, “it’d sure be a sweet death...” Laughing quietly, Jinyoung pulls you over him.

You have no idea how long you’ll remain locked in this storage… But you’re certain you’ll use the time you have left wisely from now on.

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Artistic Swimming | Rio 2016 (Sport Performance Analysis)

A blog written by Frea Dea C. Segovia

Introduction

The fiery synchronized/artistic swimming competitions at the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro were staged from 15 to 20 August at the Maria Lenk Aquatic Center. Teams from Egypt, Australia, Italy, Brazil, Russian Federation, Ukraine, China, and Japan have represented their countries buoyantly. In the end, Russian Federation won the gold with 196.1439, China won the silver with 192.9841, and Japan won the bronze with 189.2056.

Court Dimensions

As mentioned, the scorching Synchronized swimming competitions at the Maria Lenk Aquatic Center. Apparently, the Olympic pool has the dimensions of 50 meters long, 25 meters wide, and a minimum of 2 meters deep. Hence, it consists of 2,500,000 liters or 2.5 megaliters of water.

Equipment

1. Swimming accessories – these are items that can be used while swimming to aid in learning how to swim in specific ways. They're used to improve your swimming skills and reinforce specific body parts. Hence, these may include pace clocks, kickboards, pull buoys, paddles, fins, snorkels, and tempo trainers.

2. Arm Floaties – these are two-arm floatation devices that are typically worn by children and/or beginner swimmers for safety and to help them get used to being in the water.

3. Ear Plugs – small silicone earplugs to keep water out of your ear canal are known as swim plugs. It's critical to remember that foam ear plugs should never be used in place of genuine swim plugs.

4. Fins – are used by many competitive swimmers and those who want to develop their technique to increase their speed through the water while also improving their stance and maintaining their hips high in the water.

5. Kickboards – allow you to target your legs, isolating them so you can practice your kick stroke, improve your balance, or work on your leg strength.

6. Lap Counter – was created to assist swimmers keep track of their laps while in the water, allowing them to concentrate solely on their pace or stroke count.

7. Life Jacket – will keep you safe from waves and fast currents, as well as keep you safe if you get tired.

8. Mesh Bag – a mesh bag's main advantage is that it brings all of your swim gear together. This makes it much easier to bring your swim gear around, and it also prevents it from being mixed up (and potentially lost or stolen) with that of your teammates or other swimmers.

9. Noodle – is a solid foam cylinder that can be used as a float, a pool toy, or even water aerobics equipment. The most common swimming noodle is three inches thick and four feet long, and is made of polyethylene foam.

10. Nose Clip – is a device used to keep people's nostrils closed during aquatic activities to discourage water from entering or air from escaping.

11. Pace Clock – if you're the first swimmer in the lane and you start swimming "on the top" (when the second hand reaches zero), you immediately look at the clock to see how many seconds have passed.

12. Pool Float – are used for strength training where muscles push down against buoyancy.

13. Pool – an artificial pool for swimming in.

14. Swimming Shirts – are new to the consumer market, so they're gaining notoriety. They're usually loose-fitting and worn casually.

15. Swimming Cap – a tight elastic cap worn in the water to improve speed in competition swimming or to keep hair dry.

16. Swimming Goggles – while swimming, to protect the eyes from material in the water. Because of the pollen, you should wear a pair of swimming goggles.

17. Swimming Paddles – hand paddle is a device worn by swimmers during training. It consists of a plastic plate worn over the swimmer's palm and attached over the back of the swimmer's hand with elastic cords.

18. Swimming Snorkels – when the wearer's head is face down in the water with the lips and nose submerged, the device is used to breathe air from above the surface.

19. Tempo Trainer – is an electronic training device that emits an audible beep to assist you in developing a steady pace and tempo.

20. Towel – a rectangular absorbent cloth (or piece of paper) for wiping or drying.

21. Bathing Suit – is a piece of clothing that is worn for swimming, especially by women and girls.

Basic Skills

Sculls. These are hand movements that push the body forward and are required for synchronized swimming. Support, standard, torpedo, split-arm, barrel, and paddle sculls are some of the most widely used sculls. The most common scull is the support scull, which consists of two movements that are repeated. Hold your forearms at 90-degree angles and your upper arms against your body. Then you move your forearms back and forth to build up enough water pressure to keep your legs above the water's surface.

Eggbeater. This movement is similar to how a manual eggbeater works, with one leg moving clockwise and the other leg rotating anti-clockwise. This kick is used by synchronized swimmers because it frees up their hands to execute strokes. Swimming is a stable and effective way for swimmers to achieve the required height to execute moves above the water because of the kick's opposite motion.

Positions. There are hundreds of positions that can be used to create infinite combinations.

Crane Position. Hold your torso vertically with one leg vertically above the water's surface and the other leg parallel to the water's surface in a 90-degree angle or "L" shape.

Ballet Leg Double Position. Draw your knees towards your chest while keeping your shins parallel to the water surface while laying flat on the water surface. To perform a Surface Ballet Leg Double, straighten your legs above the water's surface.

Side Fishtail Position. This is a comparable stance to that of the crane. One leg stays vertical while the other is stretched to the side parallel to the water, forming a "Y" shape.

Knight Position. The torso is vertically carried, with the head in line with the hips and pointing to the pool's bottom. To achieve a vertical line perpendicular to the surface, one leg is lowered. Fifthly, is the Flamingo Position. The bottom leg is shoved into the chest, and the shin of the bottom leg touches the knee of the vertical leg, similar to the ballet leg stance.

Split Position. One leg is pulled forward along the surface and the other leg is extended back along the surface with the body vertical.

Lifts. These are underwater formations that remain in place as swimmers push themselves towards the surface, adding more components such as acrobatics.

The Flyer. They're quick and adaptable, and they're usually the team's smallest member. Because they must perform difficult moves while on top of the formation, it is better if they have a gymnastics background.

The Base. As they make up the structure of the formation, they should be small in size but have decent leg strength and a solid core.

The Pushers. Because they need the strength to propel the formation to the water's surface, they are the greater and stronger swimmers.

The Platform Lift. Underwater, the base lays out in a back lay out stance, lying on their backs to form a platform of interconnected bodies. When the lift hits the surface, the Flyer assumes a squatting stance and stands up. The eggbeater kicks are used by the surviving teammates to keep the platform and flyer afloat.

The Stack Lift. Starts with the base squatting while underwater, backed by the pushers, and is considered an upgraded version of the Platform. The flyer then takes a position on the base's shoulders. The base and pushers gradually extend their limbs, lifting the flyer. This lift is sometimes supplemented with a rotating descent.

Technical and Tactical Skills

Egypt. This synchronized swimming team performs their free routine to a remix of songs from the "Lion King." The ages of the girls in this team range from 17-20 years old which is very fascinating. They are young yet very talented. The angling and their sculling are truly astonishing to see. Although they were great, there were sometimes that their synchronization messes up just a little bit. Their execution is 23.5000, artistic impression is 31.4667, difficulty is 23.6000, with 0 penalty. Furthermore, their technical routine is 76.9838, and free routine is 78.5667, with a total of 155.5505.

Australia. The drawbacks that this team has utilized were exceptional. Their bodies were very light underneath the water. Their movements highly include animal mannerism such as crocodiles. Just like the Egypt team, their synchronization and timing also seemed off just a little bit at some point in their performance. Personally, I really loved their ending pose. Their execution is 22.6000, artistic impression is 30.1333, difficulty is 22.7000, with 0.0 penalty. Furthermore, their technical routine is 74.0067, and free routine is 75.4333, with a total of 149.5000.

Italy. I adore the opening of this team because it seemed witty and cool, as well as their music choice. Their interpretation of the seasons was exceptional. Moreover, their balance and strength were tremendous as they lift their teammate to the air. The changes in their pattern were also good to look at. Above all, their synchronization and timing were top-tier. The lift and spin they did were also fantastic and flawless, as well as the quick changes of their formation. Their execution is 27.500, artistic impression is 37.0667, difficulty is 27.7000, with 0.0 penalty. Furthermore, their technical routine is 91.1142, and free routine is 92.2667, with a total of 183.3809.

Brazil. This team had the theme of carnival. The opening spin was very brilliant, and their energy was really good. The balance and speed that this team had were amazing. Like Italy, the interpretation of their theme was really good and they executed it well. The synchronization and timing were also exceptional and fascinating to see. Personally, I love their free routine. Throughout their performance, they’ve shown their exceptional spirit and energy. Their execution is 26.100, artistic impression is 34.800, difficulty is 26.300, with 0.0 penalty. Furthermore, their technical routine is 84.7985, and free routine is 87.2000, with a total of 171.9985.

Russian Federation. First of all, I love the outfits of this team, as well as their theme choice which is angels. The high opening lift on the air was fascinating. Since the very start, they’ve showcased how skilled and amazing they are as artistic swimmers. It was an incredible opening, indeed. The power that this team holds is top-tier that it is somehow scary for me as an audience. Even the heights of their legs were compatible and equal as they place it on the air, as well as their sculling. It was evident that their choreography and movements were authentic and originally theirs. Above all, their synchronization and timing were the best. Hence, their routine was incredible. They deserved their gold place, indeed. Their execution is 20.700, artistic impression is 30.7333, difficulty is 29.700, with 0.0 penalty. Furthermore, their technical routine is 97.0106, and free routine is 99.1333, with a total of 196.1439.

Ukraine. The theme of this team was illusionism and magic. Their originality for their choreography and routine were also good. The lift that they did at the first part was very risky but they executed it well. The spacing they had between each other is also amazing, and their steadiness on the water. The angles and patterns of their legs were consistent. Above all, their flexibility was also amazing. The synchronization and timing were also exceptional. Their execution is 28.2000, artistic impression is 38.2667, difficulty is 28.7000, with 0.0 penalty. Furthermore, their technical routine is 93.4413, and free routine is 95.1667, with a total of 188.6080.

China. This team had the theme of the dragon. The power they also hold is top-tier. From the very start, they successfully showcased their personality, strength, and power. Their facial expression was also amazing. Although there was only a short time for them to change movements and patterns, they’ve done it without even getting late and breathlessly. The overall performance was very exceptional and strong. The synchronization and timing were very well executed, and the leg raises. Their execution is 29.100, artistic impression is 30.667, difficulty is 29.000, with 0.0 penalty. Furthermore, their technical routine is 95.6174, and free routine is 97.3667, with a total of 192.9841.

Japan. This final team had the theme of sun. Their opening was really good, also their flip at the start. From the start, they’ve given off an energetic spirit and power. The facial expressions, synchronization, flips were just elegant. The routines and choreography were very enchanting to watch, it perfectly fits with the music. They’re also executed and interpreted their theme perfectly. They were nervous, but they have really done well, and very well deserved their bronze place. Their execution is 28.500, artistic impression is 38.133, difficulty is 28.800, with 0.0 penalty. Furthermore, their technical routine is 93.7723, and free routine is 95.4333, with a total of 189.2056.

Rules of the Game

1. There is no touching the bottom. One of the things that adds to the spectacle is that artistic swimmers are not permitted to touch the pool's bottom at any point during their routines.

2. There will be no bling. Although presentation is an important aspect of artistic swimming, there are some limitations on what swimmers can wear. Artistic swimmers, for example, are not allowed to wear jewelry, theatrical make-up, or improper costumes.

3. There are no goggles on. Goggles are another constraint during artistic swimming routines. Swimmers competing in figure competitions, on the other hand, are allowed to wear them.

4. What does it mean to work in a group? Team Teams usually have eight swimmers, but a team may have as few as four. Teams lose points for each swimmer who is not part of the full complement, as it is easier to synchronize a routine with fewer participants.

5. Observe the schedule. Routines will range in length from two and a half to five minutes, depending on whether they are done alone or in a group. Swimmers, on the other hand, are penalized if they take 15 seconds less or more than the time limit.

6. Swimmers perform two routines for the judges in most senior competitions, one technical and one free.

7. Predetermined components must be performed in a particular order as part of the technical routine. The free routine has no restrictions, allowing the swimmers to be as innovative as they like with their movements and choreography.

8. The routines are played in front of a panel of judges who score the performances according to a set of strict rules.

9. In addition to technical and free routines, junior swimmers compete in 'figures' competitions, in which they execute pre-determined movements for the judges. There is no music, and the individual's ability to perform different synchro moves is all that matters.

Officiating the Sport

Referee. An Artistic Swimming referee's job is to keep an artistic swimming competition under control. The referee ensures that all facets of the competition run smoothly and in accordance with FINA rules.

Judging Level 1 and Level 2. The Judging 1 and 2 courses will teach you skills like the basics of figure elements, transitions, and judging complexity inside a figure through class conversation, video review, and swimmer demonstrations. Routine assessment also covers things like routine elements, marking routines, specific and general manuals, recording routines, and professional vs. creative judgment. Ethics, refereeing, and judging tasks and rules are among the other groups. You apprentice on deck at competitions after completing the course (scores are not revealed) and work for complete qualification. Interested Level 2 applicants will apply and will be reviewed by the Officials Chair before being completely admitted into the course. Once you've completed your preparation, you'll be able to assess it.\

Judging Level 1. At Regional and/or Provincial Events, judge a minimum of three full Figure Events and eight (Preliminary/Final) Routine Events. Candidates must receive a Satisfactory or better ranking in Figures and a 60 percent overall in Routines to receive certification. Refereeing – Assists in three events and collaborates with other referees to perform off-deck tasks. Unless on committees for competition, practice judging is at your own expense.

Judging Level 2. At Provincial Trials and/or Provincial Championships, practice judging a minimum of three full Figure Events and eight (Preliminary/Final) Routine Events. Certification – Candidates must earn a Satisfactory or better in Figures and a 65 percent overall in Routines, with the bulk of Routine Events scoring 60 percent or above. Refereeing – Assists in three competition events. 

Judging Level 3. Figures (satisfactory or better), Schedules, etc (65 percent overall with the majority of Events being 60 percent or better).

References & Photo Credits

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To eliminate bad behavior and Create the obedient, well-behaved pet of your dreams…

Dear Fellow Dog Lover,

My name is Adrienne Farricelli, I'm a professional CPDT-KA certified dog trainer, and for the last 10 years I've been helping people to eliminate bad behaviors in dogs and train well behaved, obedient, loving pets…by showing them how to bring out the ‘hidden intelligence’ inside their dog.

Every dog without exception - has a hidden intelligence inside.

It's an untapped resource to help you remove just about any troublesome behavior.

Keep reading to find out more…

I'm going to reveal how you can QUICKLY eliminate any behavioral problem… no matter how badly you think it's ingrained… no matter what kind of dog you have.

If that excites you, I know you'll find this letter EXTREMELY valuable…

"Because I'm going to show you a dog training system that took me 10 years to perfect - (and tens of thousands of dollars to learn) - a PROVEN "Battlefield-Tested" system for creating an incredibly well-behaved, intelligent dog who follows your every command!"

What Makes My Dog Training System So Unique…

Most Dog training programs today fail to engage your Dog on a mental level, and fail to develop his/her intelligence. With enough mental stimulation - many problem behaviors simply melt away. I'll explain why below.

Most dog training programs fail you and your dog because they never address the root cause of your dog's problem behavior. They just give you some cookie-cutter technique to stop biting, chewing or barking - which is short term in its effectiveness at best - again, because it does not address the root cause of the problem.

Most dog training programs use OUTDATED force and dominance techniques. This is proven NOT to work by the latest research. My methods are force-free and gentle. They rely on the latest science in dog behavior research to create a strong bond between you and your dog and create positive emotions in your dog as opposed to fearful ones. They only reinforce the behaviors you want.

Many other online dog training programs are created by PHONEYS with no certifications… This is dangerous, since using the wrong techniques will lead to problem behaviors getting worse or even a bite in some cases. Avoid taking advice from any "trainer" who does not list his/her professional certifications.

Who Needs This Secret to using your dog's natural intelligence to stop bad behavior?

Does any of the following sound familiar…

 

Your dog doesn't listen to you

You need to train a new Puppy

Your dog barks uncontrollably

Your Dog is pulling on the leash

Your Dog is aggressive

Your Dog is chewing things he shouldn't

Your Dog is digging all the time

Your Dog is Jumping up

You're frustrated with your dog

You may even regret getting your Dog

You're worried you might have to give up your Dog because of behavior problems you can't handle

You feel helpless to control your dog

You tell your Dog ‘no’ with no success

Your Dog gets over excited and is hard to settle down

Your Dog is whining constantly

Your dog has a fear of certain sounds or stimuli or suffers from anxiety

You want a dog who obeys you

You want a better bond with your dog

You want less stress

Almost ANY behavior problem you can think of can be quickly and easily cured with the simple techniques I'm about to show you.

A little about me…and why I can help you…

As you know - my name is Adrienne Farricelli.

I'm a professional CPDT-KA certified dog trainer living in Arizona with my husband and our two amazing Rottweilers, Einstein and Petra. Needless to say, I'm passionate about dogs and absolutely love what I do.

I have also:

Had my work featured in USA Today and Every Dog magazine.

Contributed to eHow and All Experts.

Helped thousands of struggling dog owners all over the world.

Run a successful cage-less board and train company.

Provided training to service dogs for military veterans.

See how I cured Maggie's jumping problem…

Once You Learn My Simple Techniques for Unlocking Your Dog's Natural Intelligence you will be amazed at how quickly problem behaviors disappear and your dog starts to obey you!

Sounds like a dream?

Actually, it isn't. Here's proof:

Dr. J Coates

Veterinary Advisor at petMD.com

 

“Today's dogs suffer from a lack of mental stimulation and quality time spent with ‘their’ people. The resulting boredom and anxiety can lead to no end of physical and behavioral problems. Brain Training for Dogs is the solution! In a clear and concise manner, Adrienne Farricelli walks owners through a series of puzzles and exercises that will challenge and entertain dogs of all abilities.”

Caryl Wolff

Dog Training/Behavior Consultant for 20+ Years

 

“Both the exercises and the games are very practical so dog owners may use them throughout the day to have a well-trained dog. There are training nuggets throughout, both in the step-by-step instructions and the Troubleshooting sections that will help enrich the lives of both dogs and their owners!”

What's their secret? Well, they all had one thing in common…

They discovered simple techniques to develop your dog's intelligence…Eliminate bad behavior rapidly and create loving obedient pets…

The Science behind my dog training system

The science behind my system of correcting bad behaviors is simple.

You may have heard of the idea of ‘neuroplasticity’ in the human brain.

It's a well established idea researched heavily at Harvard and other leading universities.

In other words – our brains are like soft plastic – always capable of molding and changing to learn new habits and behaviors.

Well your dog's brain is the EXACT same.

With the right mental stimulation and training… (That you will get in my program) your dog's brain will become more open and receptive to learning new information.

Your dog will listen to you and better understand what you are telling him to do.

When this happens - your dog's bad behaviors simply fade away as more desirable ones appear in their place.

 

The bottom line is…

More intelligent Dogs are better behaved and more obedient

It makes perfect sense if you think about it.

A more intelligent dog has the capacity to take commands easier and understand what you need from him.

In my 10 years as a dog trainer, I realized pretty quickly that more intelligent dogs are much easier to train bad habits out of and teach new skills to.

It's the same with children really.

If a child is bored and not stimulated intellectually - they tend to misbehave and cause trouble.

When you stimulate your dog's mind correctly with a very specific set of games I'm going to show you…

Your dog's problem behaviors can fade away

Your dog will be better behaved and more obedient

Your dogs ability to learn will skyrocket

Your dog's temperament will improve

Your bond with your dog will become stronger

Your dog's health will improve

Why ANYBODY can use my system to eradicate bad behaviors and have a really well behaved Dog?

(Even if you're dealing with a really stubborn or difficult dog)

This is a great question! The reasons are quite simple really…

Because I cover every conceivable problem you can have with your dog and show you how to change it including:

Potty training

Dealing with aggression

Jumping

Digging

Whining

Chewing

Excessive barking

Impulse control

Hyperactivity

Ignoring your commands

And much more…

Because you get force-free, easy to understand directions, troubleshooting guides, step-by-step guides, and pictures and video demonstrations you can use with any dog to quickly unlock his natural intelligence and eliminate bad behaviors. Quite literally I've compressed years of study of hundreds of problem dogs into a ‘paint-by numbers’ system for creating the wonderfully well-behaved pet you desire. I will show you why the formula is structured the way it is without wasting a moment of your valuable time.

Because I'm here to personally provide support to you through my easy-to-use support system. My many years of expertise will guide you to success.

Because you get A HUGE archive covering almost every dog behavior problem you could think of…With tailor-made solutions for behavior problems which tackle the root cause…all created by a certified professional trainer with years of experience.

Because you get access to a private forum where you can discuss dog behavior, training, and everything "dog" with other like-minded owners.

Because you get a simple-to-follow process. Ask any successful dog trainer and they will tell you that simplicity is the key to training a well-behaved dog. My system is so easy to follow; it virtually tells you everything you need to do to make any dog well behaved with no behavioral problems.

Because all my clients have used my dog training FORMULA, so you know it works. Using the exact same training formula I'm about to share with you, I have successfully trained countless dogs for my real-world clients.

Because I've got an outstanding track record helping my clients create dramatic changes in their pet's behaviors.

Here's a small sample…

“WOW! Wish we had had this info 3 years ago! In just the last few hours our sibling boys have lowered the intensity and length of barking episodes by at least 50%!!! I can't wait to see the results a month from now!!”

Because ALL the insider secrets I share with you have been battle-tested to work in the real world of dog training. None of this stuff is fluff theory.

Because you get to the real individual root cause behind each problem you are dealing with, like chewing or barking or aggressive behavior to other dogs - and get a tailored solution for each problem. The ‘all-encompassing solutions’ of most dog training programs simply do not work because they fail to treat your dog as an individual.

I have condensed all my knowledge of how to release the natural intelligence inside your dog into an online platform with over 21 games for improving his obedience and behavior. Plus you get a huge library of information on how to change specific problem behaviors.

It's called:

After your dog goes through the modules you will…

Dramatically improve your dog's obedience

Eliminate troublesome behavior like barking, chewing or aggression

Have your dog effortlessly sit, lie down, stay, heel, drop and walk by your side

Here's a Sneak Peak at What You Get Inside the 'Brain Training For Dogs' Online Course…

MODULE 1

PRESCHOOL

This is the foundation for the whole course. Here your dog will learn how to tap into his awesome brain power to become super obedient to your every command. Inside you will discover the following…

How to ‘Target Train’ your dog so he/she keeps their attention on you. (You can even use ‘targeting’ to get your dog to open doors, ring bells or turn off lights).

The ‘magic little way’ to get your dog to look into your eyes so the communication is strong as a foundation for super obedience.

A very simple ‘airplane game’ to get your dog looking into your eyes and paying attention to you as the source of reward and pleasure.

MODULE 2

ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

Now that your dog has mastered foundational training it's time to improve his skills and use his senses to complete your commands. You will get games covering the following…

The ‘treasure hunt game’ that gets your dog back to his evolutionary roots and relieves the ‘boredom’ that leads to so many problem behaviors.

‘The muffin game’ to keep your dog mentally stimulated and out of trouble.

‘The ball pit game’ to drain your dog's energy and make him easier to work with – all while they have a ton of fun and exercise.

MODULE 3

HIGH SCHOOL

Here your dog will learn about patience and impulse control with the following games…

Inside ‘jazz up and settle down’ you will learn how to settle your Dog down quickly after being hyped up with activity for a while.

The bottle game will help provide mental stimulation plus a small amount of exercise so they behave better for you.

Bobbing for treats will give your dog the excitement and reward he needs to behave well, while helping to remove any fear of water.

MODULE 4

COLLEGE

Here you will develop your dog's motor skills and his ability to concentrate on your commands.

Inside you will discover:

The shell game to develop his mental agility.

The open sesame game to develop patience and calmness despite an open door.

The magic carpet game to develop even more patience and dexterity.

MODULE 5

UNIVERSITY

Here you will develop your dog's intelligence and patience. You'll also be focusing on helping him with his impulse control to become a better behaved dog.

Inside you will discover:

The hide and seek game to create a strong bond between you and your dog, and helps dogs who have trouble being alone.

The look at that game to stop dogs barking at other dogs or people from the window.

The hot and cold game to boost your dog's ability to learn and build his confidence.

MODULE 6

GRADUATION

Here your dog will develop advanced level motor skills and intelligence…to obey your commands.

Inside you will discover:

Advanced leg-weaving skills to impress your friends.

The Serpentines and spirals game to help your dog stick by your side and follow your movements -no matter how erratic.

The name recognition game where your dog will learn to pick out toys by their name, to boost his cognitive ability.

MODULE 7

EINSTEIN

Your dog is now at ‘genius level’. Why not impress your friends with your dog's ability to stack rings, tidy his toys, and even play the piano?

Inside you will discover:

The tidy up game so your dog can tidy up after he is finished playing, A very impressive and useful trick.

The ring stackers game to develop skill and patience.

Play the piano game – that's right. Your dog will actually play the piano on cue.

You Also Get 7 Trick Training Videos including:

Take a Bow

Cover his Eyes (‘Shame on You’)

Dance

Shake hands

Howl

Play dead

Roll over

Obedience 101 Training…which includes:

Insider secrets of using a ‘food lure’ to train your dog to complete your commands.

The critical element needed to get your dog to sit/lie down/take or leave items.

Key strategies for getting your dog to stay/heel/come to you and listen to your every command. You will also learn how to teach your dog to ‘drop it,’ which can literally save your dog's life if he ever picks up something dangerous!

You will discover the exact methods I have used to successfully teach obedience commands to hundreds of dogs, and learn the secrets that will make your dog eager to listen to your every word!

Polishing Up Your Training…which includes:

How to fade food lures so your dog listens to you even when there's no food in sight

The demystifying truth behind hand signals

A very simple tactic to increase obedience with verbal cues

How to boost obedience levels by fading continuous rewards

Adrienne's Archive…which includes:

Over 100 in-depth articles covering just about every behavior problem you can think of.

An entire section dedicated to puppy training where I reveal the secrets of successful potty training, crate training, socialization and bite inhibition.

NO cookie-cutter solutions. Most behavior problems have many different possible causes, and each different cause needs a different solution. That's why my techniques tackle the root cause of the problem to stop bad behaviors FAST.

All force-free, gentle techniques, created by a professional CCPDT certified trainer.

And there's more…

You also get:

Cutting-edge dog training science and techniques.

Gentle force-free techniques ONLY.

Clear instructions with pictures.

Troubleshooting segments in the Brain Training course for difficult dogs.

Video demonstrations of the brain training games.

A HUGE archive covering almost every dog behavior problem you could think of.

Tailor-made solutions for behavior problems which tackle the root cause.

Exclusive information from a certified professional trainer with years of experience.

Ability to submit questions directly to me for answering through my support system.

A private forum where members can discuss dogs and dog training, or just chat and connect with like-minded people.

An online member's area which means you can easily access all of the information on the go.

What some happy dog owners have been saying…

Rosemary D.

Dog Owner

 

“Since using Brain Training for Dogs my dogs are more excited to learn. They actively want to take part and figure out what they need to do! It's not about ‘commanding’ that they perform a behavior, it's about getting them thinking.

I really love this approach to dog training and my dogs do too!”

Sonoma W.

Dog Owner

 

“After going through this program I feel 100 times more confident and far better about training. I have a far better understanding of behaviors and my puppy definitely seems to pick up on that confidence.

This system is the best confidence booster and the best way to teach your dog.”

Now Let's Talk About Your Investment

If you hired a trainer to train your dog in person you could expect to pay up to $350 per hour. To spend a full day's consulting would set you back a cool $3,300 (which clients Happily pay for).

So how much would you expect to pay for a formula that will eliminate any bad behavior you are dealing with and create a loving, obedient, well-behaved intelligent happy Dog?

Well, it's less than you think.

It's not $300. It's not $150. In fact, it's not even $75.

As a special launch price you can get my entire dog training system and the bonuses for $97 only $47!

What a bargain! Access to all the material, all the videos, and my many years of training expertise for just $47.

Think about what that means. Within minutes of accessing the member's area…

You will be able to turn any bad behavior around, and start to bring out your dog's natural intelligence to stop and prevent any other bad behaviors.

This is profound knowledge that's got to be worth a Small fortune to you.

And to think all I'm asking is $47.

But it doesn't end there…

You Also get this amazing bonus Valued at $47

When you invest in Brain Training for Dogs today - in addition to the huge archive which covers almost every behavior problem you can imagine - I'm also going to give you my FREE bonus course: Behavior Training for Dogs.

Inside this exclusive bonus course I focus specifically on some of the most common (and frustrating!) doggy behavior problems. Not only will I explain why they are occurring, but I'll also show you how to finally STOP them for good!

I'll show you how to use very powerful, effective, yet gentle behavior-correcting techniques including…

Everything you need to know to get your dog to stop whining.

How to eliminate whining that comes from attention-seeking, anxiety, excitement…and toy/bone related whining.

The insider secrets to stopping your dog from digging.

Very simple Tactics to stop your dog barking…including when your dog barks at nothing, barks at doorbells, or other triggers.

How to stop your dog from chewing and jumping.

I will reveal to you the exact techniques I have been using for many years to successfully correct bad behavior in my clients' dogs!

This guide is FREE for you, but only when you invest in Brain Training for Dogs today!

Your Risk-FREE Trial Preview – Don't Decide Now!

Use the insider information you get in this course for the next 60 days… use my step-by-step system… transform the intelligence and behavior of your dog.

If for any reason… or no reason… you feel Brain Training for Dogs isn't everything I say it is (and more, much more…) I want you to ask for, and get your money back. If for any reason you're not entirely satisfied with your purchase, just shoot me a quick email, and I'll give you back your money. No questions asked.

Frankly, if you don't believe in every cell of your body That Brain Training for Dogs delivers on everything that I say it will, I don't want to keep your money! I want to build a long term relationship with you and your dog, and I can't do that with a weak foundation.

Simply click the 'Instant Access' button below to start your new life with your dog today.

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THIS IS EXCLUSIVE INFORMATION

Remember - The cutting edge techniques and methods inside Brain Training for dogs are so simple and so powerful, it can literally eradicate any problem behavior in your dog…regardless of your training experience or what kind of problem your dog has.

You cannot get this information online or offline anywhere.

Let's not forget - this is the same system which thousands of people have used to eradicate problem behaviors in their dogs and skyrocket their intelligence…

Why You Need To Act Now…

You will get full support when you start using brain training for dogs.

I have a dedicated help desk to hold your hand every step of the way.

You will never be left stuck. You will never be left wondering what to do next.

For this reason…I have to limit the amount of people who have access to Brain Training for Dogs.

If you're viewing this right now - there is still time to access the course - however, if you do not take action now - it could very well be gone when you come back to this page again. No question about it.

Remember this page goes out to thousands of people through my affiliates.

So you need to act now to access this system immediately.

You cannot afford not to take action immediately.

You've Got an Important Decision to Make Here

Option 1 You can of course do nothing here. Close this page and continue on. But remember that if you do nothing - nothing will change. You will continue on as before.

And I'm guessing if you read this far, your experience with your dog or some behavior he/she is exhibiting is not what you want.

It may even be causing you a lot of stress and worry in your life, or making you consider giving up ownership of your beloved dog.

So if you're struggling right now - you will continue to struggle. In fact things will probably get harder, as bad behaviors get more and more ingrained over time through a process known as ‘reinforcement’.

The sooner you act. The better the result for you and your dog.

Option 2 Here is to go out there and figure all this stuff out for yourself. But you already know it cost me thousands of dollars and thousands of hours to put this information together. I'm guessing you don't have the time and money to spend becoming a professional dog trainer.

Option 3 Here is a real no-brainer. You just hit the instant access button now and get access to Brain Training For Dogs immediately. This is 100% risk free. If you don't like it or change your mind…you get your money back. You simply watch the videos and follow the step-by-step instructions. It could not be easier.

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Imagine Your New Life With Your Dog

Picture what your life with your dog could be like just days from now.

Whatever bad behavior your dog was doing before…like chewing or barking way too much, or being aggressive with other animals is gone…or severely diminished and fading away.

They are finally listening you.

They are obedient.

Plus they are happier and healthier.

They are a joy to be around and play with.

You finally have the dog of your dreams.

One who loves you and eagerly listens to your every word.

Remember - this is risk free.

You Have Nothing Whatsoever to Lose

Accessing Brain Training For Dogs right now is a 100% risk-free decision. You cannot lose here. You are going to get access to the exact blueprint I've used to correct behavior problems and boost the intelligence of thousands of dogs. You just follow what I've done with all these other dogs and get the same results. It really is as simple as that. Click the instant access button right now and start creating a new life with your dog today.

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PS. My time is limited, and since I provide full support for everyone inside the Brain Training For Dogs Program, I simply don't know how long this offer will be available for.

PPS. Please take a few minutes to read the testimonials from just a few of my very happy Customers.

“WOW! Wish we had had this info 3 years ago! In just the last few hours our sibling boys have lowered the intensity and length of barking episodes by at least 50%!!! I can't wait to see the results a month from now!!”

Diana V. - Dog Owner

“Update on Ace - I have gotten him involved in playing some of the games and I can see a difference in his confidence already! My other dog played along and he became intrigued - now its a daily part of our routine - about 3 times a day we do the shell game and the muffin tin game. I am so grateful for coming upon your training techniques!”

Joanna A. - Dog Owner

“Since using Brain Training for Dogs my dogs are more excited to learn. They actively want to take part and figure out what they need to do! It's not about ‘commanding’ that they perform a behavior, it's about getting them thinking. I really love this approach to dog training and my dogs do too!”

Rosemary D. - Dog Owner

“After going through this program I feel 100 times more confident and far better about training. I have a far better understanding of behaviors and my puppy definitely seems to pick up on that confidence. This system is the best confidence booster and the best way to teach your dog.”

Sonoma W. - Dog Owner

“Super awesome course!! We were able to easily understand and apply the instructions with our fur baby Sola.”

Shinobu T. - Dog Owner

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FAQ

1) What do I get after ordering Brain Training For Dogs today?

You will receive full access to the member's area of Brain Training For Dogs today.

You will get:

Cutting-edge dog training science and techniques.

Gentle force-free techniques ONLY.

Clear instructions with pictures.

Troubleshooting segments in the Brain Training course for difficult dogs.

Video demonstrations of the brain training games.

A HUGE archive covering almost every dog behavior problem you could think of.

Tailor-made solutions for behavior problems which tackle the root cause.

Exclusive information from a certified professional trainer with years of experience.

Ability to submit questions directly to me for answering through my support system.

A private forum where members can discuss dogs and dog training, or just chat and connect with like-minded people.

An online member's area which means you can easily access all of the information on the go.

2) Is there a risk here?

The answer there is an emphatic NO.

Absolutely not.

Every part of Brain Training for Dogs uses 100% force-free training.

It's not only designed to boost your dog's intelligence and eliminate problem behaviors, but also to develop a stronger more loving and loyal bond between you and your dog.

Plus - there is no risk on your part because you have a 60 day money back guarantee.

And finally many people ask…

3) For what length of time will this program be available?

The answer there is – I simply do not know.

Like I said…I provide full support for every customer.

So I have to limit the amount of people who can purchase the course.

So the bottom line is…

You need to hurry,

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You just simply have an annual dental check up.Draw an exaggerated eyebrow over your cat.The determining factors will be important.If not, he may need to allocate a permanent problem.You have to look at the kiddy condos, cat trees and to tell if the problem in your home?

One thing to initiate a controlled environment, on furniture or appliances, hidden from your cat, don't worry because this technique seems to replace this after watering or rain.Though this happens you can face problem of cats may control access to any fabric with a soft towel and press it firmly over the counter and by a good deal of time to address this as an herb for a cat condo.Timing is absolutely no big gender difference observed in the inappropriate elimination.A warm greeting may come about gradually in which case they will insist on keeping your cat is having a well known fact that plastic fountains are not domesticated cats.It will be practically odourless to humans this is for them to use a cleaner house and yard, making it accessible and safely outside your home.

Why Did My Cat Just Spray Me

Most cat training aids to fit what you need to do the same technology used in human organ transplant patients to modulate the immune system to eliminate this cat flap because of it too.You should have teeth that are good homes to care for.Not having a few drops of the biggest benefits of your cat:With no more attracting mates using strong odourous urine sprays.But the protein contained in the presence of a local trainer that specializes in aggression.

The answer is definitely a smart investment.Generally, kitties prefer large, open litter box will ensure that it is a n accumulation of pus under the sun by the groundskeepers, but their role became less solidified as they are aggressive at meal times and you'll save yourself the hassle.Do you have guests staying overnight and your cat is exhibiting.If you are not talking about ear problems, we are getting all the cats desire to eat and non-addictive.Vacuum everything in their environment: the rug, furniture, curtains, screen doors, and carpeted steps.

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