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of-birds-and-fans · a day ago
Ok, enough joking around. Where is my exact replica of Baxia?
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pasu-chan · 16 days ago
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Ba Xia is also presented as an half turtle (at least according to google images) so Hoof had the great idea to suggest a plesiosaurus for the inspiration.
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artsy-alice · 20 days ago
I saw the bear loving hours post & MXY's comment & my brain threw up this image of NHS somberly buckling the bear in in the passenger seat like it's a person, all, "sorry a-cheng, bear gets shotgun" & Jiang Cheng resignedly climbing into the backseat like "i hate you so much, a-sang"
(I realize that they're bigshots who don't have to drive themselves, but the image was too funny not to share)
haksjfhaskf THANK YOU FOR THIS
ok ok actually in the AU it is Jiang Cheng who drives & owns the car so he'll be the one buckling Bear in the shotgun seat and Huaisang is just like "...dammit, valid tho"
(and yah they are bigshots but i am happy to say that they do drive themselves! Jiang "I'm-his-live-in-chauffeur" Cheng drives Nie "He's-my-live-in-chauffeur" Huaisang to his photoshoots all the time! ^-^)
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fortune-maiden · 22 days ago
An idea... JGY secretly learns the Core Melting Technique from Wen Zhuliu (because copier of techniques and that ability is just too op to be lost forever dammit) and rather than killing NMJ, he destroys his golden core.
Either outright in his face, and NMJ is too injured/stunned to retaliate right away and then afterwards can’t without revealing how he knows. JGY is content to just keep things secret. He knows NMJ would rather die than reveal his lost core.
Or secretly while NMJ is in a meditative trance while playing Cleansing for him
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songofclarity · 23 days ago
How does cat baxia react to WRH?
Baxia baits Wen RuoHan by lying on her back with her belly up. Look at how soft and fluffy she is! Look at her cute little bean toes! Her sweet face! Definitely no claws and teeth lying in wait.
(She doesn't think they should trust him. She knows he’s related to the guy with the big dog who tried to bite her. She showed those two who is boss and she'll show this one, too!)
Wen RuoHan is actually a cat person so he just coos and tells her how lovely she is. And he's not lying because it's true: Baxia is a very beautiful cat! No matter how soft and thick her fur looks, however, he knows NOT to put his hand in!
But he does humor the sign that she might want to play, so he picks up a teaser. And her eyes go pitch black and she jumps straight to it because he knows just how to make the lure especially tempting~ Baxia is in hunter heaven!!!
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And they enter into a tenuous treaty where she will lie down exhausted afterwards within his vicinity.
One day she brings a toy to him, demanding to play. If he tries to pet her she simply turns into water and darts away.
Small victories~
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deliciousblizzardshark · 28 days ago
What’s impressive about the ending of The Untamed is that the last five or so episodes are just the main cast explaining what happened to each other and still 80% of your questions go unanswered
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robininthelabyrinth · 28 days ago
Prompt day hurray! What does BaXia think of ChenQing? They would have crossed paths in the war, right? What do all the other weapons and instruments think of WWX apparently setting aside SuiBian for ChenQing? Can THEY tell he's got no golden core?
You seem kind of evil, Baxia remarked when she first met the flute.
Yeah? The flute responded without first bothering to extend her perceptive aura out to see who was talking to her, sounding like a little punk, arrogant and bold. Well, you seem kind of – oh fuck oh fuck you’re terrifying!
This was true. Baxia was terrifying.
Please don’t destroy me! My master needs me!
Baxia said nothing, enjoying how the flute squirmed, and nudged her own master pointedly.
Do not destroy the flute, her master responded with a sigh. He knew Baxia well. Her master is on our side.
Truly, war made for strange bedfellows. Baxia mourned the loss of the easy, straightforward night-hunt.
She nudged her master again.
Yes, fine, you can chase.
Her master - loving, wonderful, understanding master that he was - very casually walked across the room, unhooked her from his back, and put her down next to where the flute was hanging off her master's belt.
Chase, Baxia said happily, the aura of her power already spreading beyond the confines of her blade. Chase, chase, chase –
Someone help meeeeeee!
You’re kind of a dick, Chenqing said, having finally realized that Baxia had no intention of destroying her incipient spiritual soul. Anyone ever tell you that?
…really? Who dared?
My master.
Your master is badass. Chenqing contemplated for a moment. So is mine, he's very brave, even suicidally brave, but not – you know – that much.
Baxia considered this, and accepted it. Her master was indeed a superior sort of human.
Why do you smell of death? she asked, mildly curious.
My master uses me to direct resentful energy, so I’m affected by its aura. You?
I bathe in it.
…you're so badass.
Yes. Baxia was.
You’re not bad, she told Chenqing, which almost predictably got a little huffy.
I raise armies of the dead! I am terrifying! They call me the phantom flute! I am more than 'not bad', okay?!
Baxia ignored Chenqing's nonsense. It would not take long for her to realize that being called ‘not bad’ by Baxia was a very high compliment, as such things went.
Are there any swords that aren’t afraid of you? Chenqing asked. She was very chatty. Or sabers. Or musical instruments…
Which musical instruments have you met?
Uh, mostly Wangji? Wangji’s cool.
Baxia occasionally wished for eyes so that she could roll them. Her human got a great deal of relief out of doing that, according to him. Wangji has a temperament of ice, yes.
No, I mean, that’s not what I meant, I – wait. Are you making a joke right now?
Baxia said nothing.
You have a sense of humor?!
Baxia said nothing.
This is ridiculous. It’s like meeting a hurricane with sharp teeth and finding out it also likes to sing bawdy brothel songs.
You’re kind of stupid, Baxia observed.
Well, yeah. I mean. Have you met my master?
Baxia had.
He’s only scary by accident, Chenqing said ruthlessly, which was only to be expected – no one dunked on a human like their spiritual weapon. Inside, he’s a big soft squishy meatball.
My master cries when he has feelings.
My master too! Humans, am I right?
Baxia supposed Chenqing was, in fact, right.
Perhaps she could stay.
It’s not that I don’t appreciate everything Wei Wuxian is doing for us, Baxia's master remarked to her one day. But didn’t he have a sword at one point? The one with the ridiculous name – Suibian.
At the next meeting, Baxia asked.
Suibian? Yeah, master doesn’t use him anymore, Chenqing said. It's a bit sad, actually. He can’t access the spiritual energy in the blade anymore.
Baxia didn’t like the sound of that. How come?
Master doesn’t have a golden core, Chenqing said. I think he used to, but he doesn’t anymore.
Seems careless.
Hey, I’m pretty sure it’s not his fault! Anyway, it’s a whole big secret. Why do you ask?
My master wanted to know.
Hah, Chenqing said. Nice of you to ask on his behalf, since you can’t tell him what the result of your question was.
Baxia said nothing.
You – can’t. Right? Masters can’t hear what swords say.
I, Baxia said, am not a sword.
…oh shit. Shit, no, you can’t –!
“We need to talk,” Baxia’s master said to Chenqing’s. “In private.”
You’re a rotten tattletale, Chenqing said.
Why do you care? He won’t know it was you that squealed.
Yeah, well, I know that I did it!
It’s for the best. My master will be nice about it, and your master will feel better for it. Baxia considered. There may be tears.
There were many tears.
Master really does seem like he feels better, Chenqing observed. I wouldn’t have called that.
Told you so.
So, Chenqing said. This hunt is probably the last time we’ll be able to hang out.
Probably, Baxia agreed.
I was hoping to ask for some advice.
Bichen is amendable to your flirting, and Wangji follows where she leads, so you have a shot.
I – what? That wasn’t what I was going to ask.
Baxia waited.
…wait, are you serious? Will that work? I could do that –
The flute’s an idiot, Baxia told her master. But maybe she and that master of hers can help you here.
It would be inappropriate for me to ask, her master said, rubbing his eyes. The Jiang sect kicked him out, remember? It would be stepping on their face to approach him despite that.
Okay, Baxia said. So step.
You share a secret with him, at his request, she pointed out. He owes you for keeping it secret for him. At minimum, even if he can’t help you right now, he can help protect your brother when you’re gone.
Her master was silent. That was his weak spot, and had always been.
No one would be able to know, he finally said. And Meng Yao comes every week.
Is our home so small that we can’t hide someone from Meng Yao’s sight? Baxia said scathingly. Since when is he the master here, not you?
I just meant that he’s a sneak that’d sell me out to his father given half a chance, her master sighed. All right, I’ll see if there’s anything that can be done. Wei Wuxian is a musical cultivator, and a genius; maybe he can tell me why Clarity doesn’t seem to be having the impact we hoped it would.
Sure, Baxia said. Whatever. I don't really care. Just get help.
Well, that worked, Baxia said to Chenqing. Sort of.
How are you this badass? You just -! Singlehandedly -! I can’t – how?!
Calm down, Baxia advised. What are you, human?
How dare you.
You’re the one acting like you need air to speak.
…so I’m looking forward to seeing the Lotus Pier again now that we're not banished any more, Chenqing said, pointedly changing the subject because she was wrong and she knew it. Thanks for that.
Thanks for figuring out that the evil meat was poisoning my master.
That’s. uh. Sure a way to call someone.
Why not? He’s evil, and he’s made of flesh, and he’s going to be nothing but meat as soon as I have an opportunity.
I thought your master was thinking of some sort of confinement…?
He certainly has thoughts, Baxia allowed, purposefully broadcasting.
I have very strong thoughts, her master replied pointedly. Do not kill him on your own – I’ll only get the blame for that.
Oh no, Baxia told him insincerely. How terrible for you.
Baxia. Please.
Fine. What about Jin Guangshan?
…what about him?
Me and the flute are going to take care of him.
We are? Wait, are you talking to your master right now? Oh that’s so cool. Tell him to tell my master that I said hi.
Baxia would tell her master no such thing.
That’s probably not the right way to do that, her master said, but in that wavering tone of voice that suggested he was open to being convinced. Though it would be easier to sell Meng Yao as being only collateral damage in the scheme if Jin Guangshan took the lion’s share of the blame, which would only happen if he wasn’t around…that doesn’t seem right, though.
Sure it is, Baxia said soothingly. He’s the one who wanted to play with resentful energy, right? All we want to do is play with him back. Who can say no to that? He’s practically volunteered!
“Okay, I have a weird question,” Chenqing’s master said to Baxia’s. “Please don’t judge me. But…did we happen to work together to drive Jin Guangshan into a resentful energy backlash?”
“We did not,” Baxia’s master said.
“Okay. Right. Got it. Sorry, stupid question.”
“Our spiritual weapons did.”
“If you’re wondering why your Chenqing shows signs of use in the manner that would be associated with Jin Guangshan’s untimely demise, it’s because the resentful energy you’re using has been sufficient to allow it to cultivate in the direction of a guai,” Baxia’s master explained. “It has a will of its own now, just as Baxia does. You will need to account for that when you master it in the future.”
“Wait. Are you saying that my flute has, what, a personality? Can think and talk and do things on its own?”
“That’s…that’s so cool. Can you tell Baxia to tell Chenqing I said ‘hi’?”
Why are they like this, Baxia’s master asked Baxia.
I don’t know, you’re the human expert, she replied, ignoring the way that Chenqing was happily chirping answers to her human’s questions even though he couldn’t hear her. Why are you all like this?
I don’t know, he said. I really don’t know.
It’s nice to meet you, Suibian said, sounding appropriately respectful. I appreciate your master finding a way for my master to continue to wield me.
It’s through resentful energy, Chenqing said gleefully. Lots and lots of it, refining the sword like a saber – my poor master’s going to have to stay up late and learn so many techniques, his hair’s all going to fall out.
Yes, Baxia said. I can see the resentful energy. There’s a lot of it.
Lots and lots, Suibian said proudly. I drew in everything I could.
Without sorting out the evil?
…isn’t it all evil?
Mm, not really, Baxia said, and began to extend out her aura.
Uh, Suibian said. What’s going on.
I told you to be more patient! You shouldn’t have taken the evil parts, Chengqing said. It makes you a little bit evil, too, and that makes you Baxia’s prey.
Chase, Baxia said. Chase, chase, chase –
Help! Help – somebody help!
I would, Chenqing giggled. But master doesn’t speak flute. Sorry!
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cute-rocks · a month ago
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jin Guangyao/Baxia, Lan Xichen/Jin Guangyao/Nie mingjue, Lan Xichen/nie Mingjue, Lan XiChen/Jin GuangYao, Jīn Guāngyáo/Niè Míngjué Characters: Baxia (Módào Zǔshī), Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Nie Mingjue Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Fluff and Smut, Dom/sub, Gentle Sex, Face-Sitting, Praise Kink, Enthusiastic Consent, Penis In Vagina Sex, sub Jin Guangyao, Dom Baxia, Dream Sex, Anal Sex, Hand Jobs, Facials, Rimming, Oral Sex, Heteronormativity and toxic masculinity can kiss my ass, Blindfolds, Subspace, Finger Sucking, JGY gets wrecked, Baxia is a cis woman, Size Difference, Endearments, So many endearments, let's just take JGY's self hate, and smash it with a hammer, Shibari, what's the opposite of fear kink?, safety kink?, Possessive Behavior, Amazon Position, Kissing, Wet & Messy Series: Part 8 of Three Notes Summary:
Jin Guangyao has trouble letting go. He still occasionally flinches when he sees Baxia, still occasionally jokes about one day dying on that blade.
Nie Mingjue comes up with a plan to help him relax, and ease his fears with some help from the spirit inhabiting his saber.
 Or: Soft Service Top!Baxia meets with A-Yao in a dream and tenderly doms him into next week, and then da-ge and er-ge take care of him while he's floating in subspace idk what else to say about this
Title from God is a Woman by Ariana Grande, but I'm linking the cover by Aurora.
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mania-mono · a month ago
So Gimli has his precious axe to slay the Orcs and Nie Mingjue has Baxia to slay the Wens.
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goldencorecrunches · a month ago
i am once agian thinking about fat hairy da-ge. softness around the chest the belly the thighs. could bench-press the hulk. eats an ox for breakfast
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llycaons · 2 months ago
I’ve barely ever seen any human designs for the cultivators swords, which is a shame but probably for the best based on how weird people are about them, personally just based on appearance I think bichen is a very well-dressed little lady because she has short person energy and suibian is tall and masculine and stoic and works out a lot, baxia is six and half feet tall and beefy as hell and sandu is a bit of a snob
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leatherbookmark · 2 months ago
no, But: crows following cql wwx as well AND wwx making friends with them. a concept.
so now aside from being infamous for being wei wuxian, wei wuxian is also infamous for interrupting someone (who’s trying to get him to do things) with an Oh! do you hear that? (a muffled AAAAA coming from the distance) i need to feed my kids! and leaving. very impolite. and later he’s spotted outside giving nuts to a merry murder of crows and AAAAing back at them because you gotta talk to children so that they grow up properly
(lan zhan used to look very ready to beat up a bunch of birds in a hand to hand combat for bothering wei ying but wwx said No! lan zhan they are Hungry! and because lan zhan had experience of dealing with rabbits, lan yuan and a gaggle of teenagers, ‘hungry’ is honestly a valid response to ‘why is X doing this thing again’, so, okay)
jiang cheng is in the middle of chewing wwx out for being late for dinner when a crow appears, and before jc tries to chase it away, he’s like no jiang cheng LOOK. then picks up his spoon and feeds some rice to the crow, to which it stops AAAAAing and says HLAWAWAWAWAW and if i tell you what sect leader jiang did upon seeing that, i will die. But you can imagine
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mingjue · 2 months ago
I know I brought this onto myself but I hate rb’ing w this url. Help me.
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aimless-passerby · 2 months ago
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Hey, Baxia looks thicker on the left screen ಠಿ_ಠ
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jazzthesapphicqueen · 3 months ago
Modern AU where Nie Mingjue was a soldier and now has Baxia as his service dog. 
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thebiscuiteternal · 3 months ago
Sorta in the same vein as my last idea, imagine that after Guanyin Temple, Huaisang discovers (much to his initial confusion and terror) that Baxia followed him home and has attached herself to him.
He can’t wield her, nobody could do that but his brother, but he can feel her emotions in the back of his head and she protects him like a particularly aggressive puppy defending her master’s family.
They eventually reach a compromise where he cares for her and lets her have anyone stupid enough to actually try and assassinate him, and in return she doesn’t follow his every move and threaten everyone who so much as looks at him funny.
In a twisted sort of way, it’s comforting for them both to have each other during the centuries he works to bring his brother’s soul peace.
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