You posted those pictures of spencer and now I wonder how each of the Criminal Minds guys would do oral. I DON'T KNOW IF I WRITE
i think u sent this without finishing lol ?? but i hope u like these lil hcs <33
aaron hotchner gives head the way he does all things — with his whole chest, totally determined, never giving up. he loves to sink down between your thighs and make you cum with a mixture of his tongue and fingers before he fucks you, making sure you’re nice and wet for his cock.
derek morgan wouldn’t say he gets much pleasure from giving head, but he is gonna do it enthusiastically. he sees it as worshipping your body and a fun bit of foreplay before he fucks you. he likes to talk during sex a lot, so having his mouth occupied is a little inconvenient, lol.
spencer reid should hate eating pussy, being such a germaphobe, but he really loves it actually. he knows anatomy very well, so even if he’s inexperienced he can find all the right places. he would just bury his face and stay there as long as it takes for you to be completely spent.
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my take on Gelsin Mux.
He was a Grulovian carpenter and just a general hidden gem of a person. he always came off outwardly grumpy but really it's just how his face looks. he had an insanely infectious sense of very dry humor that Lucy absolutely vibed with ( and definitely picked up on, fueling hers even more in the years to come ) he was the type to say the funniest thing you'd ever heard and keep an absolute deadpan face somehow. He was also a little sad deep down because he really hadn't lived the best life, but he always made the most of it, and the years he spent with Lucy were the best of his life.
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strangetown residents keep hearing blood-curdling, stomach-churning screams from the Specter residence. What they don't realize is those screams are from Ophelia and Nervous accidentally bumping into eachother in the dark while scrounging for midnight snacks
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I am a Hamlet-Horatio-Ophelia polyam truther because I think that Ophelia is necessary to get Hamlet (the world’s worst overthinker) and Horatio (who can hardly take a compliment much less ask someone out) together.
They both go to her (Hamlet’s gf, Horatio’s qpp) for relationship advice and she keeps setting them up on dates so they’ll just get together already.
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useless philly roswell headcanons:
she was named after ophelia from hamlet (alice's special interest). has never been referred to as ophelia ever. common nicknames (aside from philly) are philadelphia, philadelphia eagles, philadelphia cream cheese, cheese. adam mainly calls her cheeto.
philly's godparents are jodie and adam's ex-boyfriend and best friend, colman. jude was deeply offended that he wasn't picked.
adam always says that his first born child was his dog, truman. (rest in peace, king.) philly sometimes refers to truman as her "late brother".
her favourite food is buffalo sauce. not on anything in particular, just the sauce. second favourite food is cheetos mac and cheese.
she occasionally works part time at her uncle eric's (not her real uncle) skate shop. very good at customer service. was working the till at age nine for some reason and got a lot of good feedback from customers.
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i’m sorry if you’re bored of the hg boys but i fear they are taking up all my brain space and you write them so well 😔
hg boys reacting to reader walking around their place naked/in underwear (i’m sorry if you’ve written something like this pooks i fear i am also very forgetful)
omg thank u!! i do get a lot of requests for them lol but i’m happy to do this for you!! (also “pooks” took me out /pos😭)
peeta would find it so hot, just having you comfortable enough to prance around in little to no clothes. he isn’t easily flustered about nudity, he mentions this in canon a few times i believe, so he would just find it sexy and also kind of sweet that you feel safe with him. it also makes it easy for him to make you cum in many different places around the house.
gale doesn’t pay much attention to it, honestly. if he’s in the mood, your lack of clothes makes it easy, but if he isn’t, he just lets you do your thing. nudity isn’t inherently sexual to him, if you wanna walk around naked he won’t judge you, but he also isn’t going to take it as a hint.
finnick is like peeta, just happy that you feel comfortable around him. nudity is nothing to him, after all he’s been through, a naked body isn’t embarrassing or even shocking to him. but when it’s your body…it definitely riles him up. he likes to sneak up behind you and press his half-hard cock against your ass, whispering dirty words in your ear.
coriolanus likes it, it makes him feel a sense of pride and ownership over you, having you walk around in skimpy outfits (or nothing at all) in his house. his girl in his house, showing off the body that he gets to fuck whenever he pleases.
sejanus finds it so hot, omg. he just constantly wants to bend you over any surface and fuck you. sometimes, it flusters him, only because he's nervous that someone will come by (like his ma) and catch you making breakfast in nothing but a pair of panties, but overall, he is a huge fan.
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gotta ask, whats your favourite bizarre headcanon that has zero or maybe even negative canon backing/basis. mine is that ophelia is the result of a magic accident and only has odin's genetics
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ASK IN THE WORLD AJDJSKSD LOVE THAT HC FOR YOU
I’m trying so hard to think of what would count as bizarre. I have so many AUs and so many of them are joke-y, lol.
OH WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED my hc that Owain once propositioned Gerome purely and only because he thinks Inigo would hate that they got action before he did and he was pissed at Inigo at the time.
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i know historically hamlet would have a mustache or a beard or something but i have imagined him as a cleanshaven emo dandy twink my whole life and im not about to stop now. horatio can have a little facial hair though maybe idk...i think laertes has a mustache at the beginning that turns into a well groomed beard near the end
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