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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year
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Remembrance and Forgetfulness
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rodeoromeo · 1 month
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captainshakespear · 9 months
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"Nicky vs Primo unarmed cage match" "Nicky vs Primo armed combat" "Nicky vs Primo track and hunt in the forest" there's no version Nicky doesn't win. it doesn't matter how much cocaine Primo has done beforehand. because Nicky could do exactly that much cocaine beforehand and still turn Primo into a paste if necessary.
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veggieboxes · 2 years
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the world needs more trans reigen with bewbs
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forsaire · 10 months
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Why Soap is the perfect flirt (according to Valeria)
aka Soap gets forcefully volunteered to go on a solo mission to a brothel and Valeria drags the rest of the team
Full chapter 11 of Don't Let Me Go on ao3.
In an instant, 12 set of eyes silently locked onto Soap as he was mid sip of his water.
“Wait, what?” he choked out, coughing lightly as some of the water went down the wrong way. Everyone continued to stare at him without saying anything. He lowered the glass and furrowed his brow, slightly offended. “Why does it have to be me?”
Valeria raised her eyebrows as if it were a stupid question. “Price will remind them too much of their father which is not good for trying to get the women to open up-”
Price pouted his lips.
“-Alejandro can be too intense sometimes, obviously-”
Alejandro scowled and crossed his arms tighter across his chest.
“-Rudy can’t flirt to save his life-”
Rudy opened his mouth as if to interject but quickly closed it again.
“-Gaz seems like someone who would actually fall in love with the stripper-”
“What!-” Gaz proclaimed, but his objections was quickly interrupted.
“-and Ghost well…” Valeria paused for a second, looking him up and down. “Yes, I suppose he could be many girls’ type, but the bouncer would never let him in. Unless of course he wants to take off the mask…”
Ghost remained still, the look in his eyes remaining neutral.
“But Soap is the right amount of… non-threatening charm.”
Everyone shifted their gaze to Price who was clenching his jaw.
“Those… might not have been the exact words I would have chosen,” he offered, “but Valeria is not that far off in her assessment…”
“So you’re saying I’m a slag?” Soap remarked.
“In this case, it’s an asset,” Price replied.
“A tactical slag,” Gaz said, smirking.
Soap ran a heavy hand down his face. “Alright then…” he muttered in defeat.
Full chapter on ao3.
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wrightandco · 6 months
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my confetti in the courtroom post now has 29k notes and is getting tagged “I don’t even go here” which means it’s breached containment
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angelbinder · 2 years
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o k brian. lets kill the hoe. wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
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propalitet · 1 year
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I could never be a main character, if a mean dark haired violent woman wanted to kill me i'd let her.
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spindash · 3 months
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i think people trying to make nathan & pickles into like doomed toxic yaoiz is so fucking funny because theu arent like at all especially after aotds theyre literally fine theyre just annoying and weird and smell bad and fall asleep on the couch if they try to watch anything past 10pm
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daeluin · 3 months
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man what where they doing to these kids back in 2016
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kingthunder · 4 months
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lrt (i know this isn't twitter but bear with me) that man is a drama professor at community college whose students make a gc specifically to roast him behind his back
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daemon targaryen
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scoutpologist · 10 months
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also i’m calling it now in case it happens, elq is going to be faced with code tilin and he’s not going to recognize her or he’s not going to react properly and he’s gonna out himself as Not Quackity to everyone
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aminta · 1 year
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ill b honest chrissy chlapecka is my confucius
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andthroughthewire · 2 years
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happy 9th anniversary to felina, saul gone is the better ending
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ursaspecter · 1 month
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🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow
Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.
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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄
Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.
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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.
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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine
also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)
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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir
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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅
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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍
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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!
🐾 superhowllock Follow
lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist
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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?
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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.
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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does
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