#ooc: hooh.. i gotta tag all that don’t i

[ask-louis-bonnet]

wow, Louis, your parents really did have that turbo divorce. how many parents do you even have rn?

i’m glad you asked, friend.

it’s not that difficult to understand if you’re smart like me. i’ll draw a map.

see, mom is in love with doug, and also evelyn, but i dunno whats happening with doug and evelyn. evelyn has a leopard and a son named melvin who is technically our brother now.

on the other side, stede-dad is in love with ed and is also friends with mom. stede and ed have a cat named wolf and a cowboy pirate. i dunno where he really fits but he visited once and he was really funny.

ed and stede also have a whole new section of family that i haven’t really “unlocked” yet because they wont tell me a lot about their adventures at sea because of all the violence (>:(), but they exist.

now a lot of people don’t know this but mom and stede had me and alma. alma has a cat named stede the 16th and i have two tarantulas.

and thats most of our family so far.

it’s really not that complicated if you’re not stupid.

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