#omg people here are actually nice i-

[2hoothoots]

i was having a chuckle to myself last night about Gristol, and how his plans are basically:

Restore Ford Cruller's memory

Find Maligula

???

Profit

but then... of course they are, right? this is Gristol we're talking about. Fatherland Follies drives home again and again that he's still operating on a child's logic, a warped and reductive version of the world that he never bothered to grow out of. both of his memory vaults center on the images of his childhood, this idealized version of the past that he clings to no matter what. and that's still how he remembers Maligula, too - as this saviour figure, who rushes in to help him when he's in trouble.

[ID: Two slides from Gristol's memory vault, Glory to Grulovia! Left: Gristol clings to Maligula's back as she summons waves to sweep away his assailants. Right: Gristol and Maligula waving from a balcony as the people cheer. Gzar Theodore brandishes a dagger in the background.]

like so much else, Maligula represents a return to this idyllic childhood - to the peace and simplicity of his youth, when he was free from worries and responsibilities. in his mind, he doesn't need to make any further plans - once Maligula's back, everything will go back to normal. Maligula will make everything better.

...is what i thought, but then i remembered this line:

[Screenshot source. ID: Gristol, in Truman's body, bows on his hands and knees in front of the newly-awaked Maligula. The caption reads: "Yes, High Priestess! I am here to correct the mistakes made by my father!"]

and that's kind of interesting, right?

to be clear: this happens directly after Maligula sees Helmut-in-Gristol's-body, and recognises him. her line before this is:

"Little Gzesaravich! Have you come to pay for your father's sins?"

my first thought was that Gristol hadn't expected to still be in Truman's body by the time he managed to find Maligula, and this was him trying to placate her and buy some time until he could explain the situation. but watching the cutscene back, that's clearly not what's happening here. Gristol is answering as himself, and his response of throwing himself to his knees before her is, as far as i can tell, genuine.

so what is going on here?

in Fatherland Follies, there's this line in the ride narration that stuck out to me:

"Why didn't the Gzar help Maligula in her time of need? No one knows, but historians agree - it is Gzar Theodore's biggest failure."

other lines mention Gzar Theodore's "mistake", and it's wording Gristol himself echoes in the screencap above. evidently, he believes that his father abandoned Maligula, leaving her to her fate at the hands of the Psychonauts, and it was that mistake that lead to them being driven out of the country - that mistake which he seeks to correct. maybe he even feels like he has a debt to repay to her for his family turning their backs on her all those years ago.

the 'High Priestess' thing, though - that's kinda weird, and threw me for a loop the first time i played the game. it took me until my second playthrough to connect the dots, and remember how the room in the Lady Luctopus - Gristol's room - was full of Delugionist scribblings and symbols.

[Screenshot source. ID: left, the walls of the hidden backroom in Gristol's hotel suite, covered in scrawlings of eyeballs and Maligula's name. Right, the pinboard from the hidden backroom. On its surface are photographs and newspaper clippings connected by pieces of string.]

i mean, look at this stuff! he had a whole conspiracy board and everything!

we learn very little about the Delugionists and their beliefs as a whole during the game, but i think drawing the connection here suggests two important things. one: that Gristol was in deep with this stuff. i don't know how he linked up with them - maybe via old family connections, or just good old-fashioned digging (we know he's skilled at worming his way into peoples' good graces, after all) - but it seems likely that he's begun to internalise their ideas, maybe even warping his own memories of events. and two: the Delugionists themselves are, if you'll pardon the pun, pretty far off the deep end.

like... i understand why PN2 didn't go heavy on the "mass-murderer cult worship" aspect of things, in the end, but man this is such a tantalising glimpse into the wider mythos around Maligula. Gristol is proud and haughty and thinks himself above everyone else; the fact that his first reaction seeing Maligula is to throw himself to the ground at her feet says so much about the way he's come to see her. he's not just trying to bring back Maligula, his childhood bodyguard. he's trying to bring back Maligula, the High Priestess of the deluge, the semi-mythical figure whose supporters believe even death couldn't stop. he doesn't even flinch at the way she confronts him, and maybe it's because he's bought in so completely to this deified figurehead, this idea of Maligula; more a living force of nature than a person. and it all comes back to the same place: an abdication of responsibility, not just to the person who protected him when he was little but to this avatar of floods and destruction. Maligula will make everything better.

i'd write more about my thoughts on the Delugionists but that'd be taking a hard turn into speculation, and this is already kind of long and rambling so i'd better end it here. but what an unexpected and evocative line, right? it's some of the only stuff we have to go off of regarding the Delugionists as a whole, but i think it does such a good job of hinting at the wider story - at teasing another layer to the mythos surrounding Maligula, one whose ripples we see throughout the game but which never quite breaches the surface.

#psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #bored waiting at the airport so you get more psychonauts meta from me #the delugionists have been on my mind recently (because i Might Just have an upcoming au lorepost about them and also cults are fun) #so tossing my thoughts up here because people seemed to like the last few times i did this #and also it's my blog and i like to talk :) #related vent i HATE drafting posts in the tumblr editor because if you hit crtl+z to try and undo a formatting change #it deletes like half the post you just typed out #(yes i did it again while i was writing this. yes i'm still salty. why do i even bother) #what else... this is just becoming a disconnected thoughts dump #but if you've seen my posts you knew what you were signing up for when you hit the button to expand the post tags #there's new art coming hopefully this weekend if i can get it finished! it's more mermaid au designs #i'm two and a half weeks late for mermay but it turns out starting a new job and moving house doesn't leave you with a ton of free time #but that's okay it's never too late for mermaids #omg and artfight's coming up next month too! geez #i gotta make refsheets for the fsau trio because i would LOVE to get art of them #and this year i don't have a thesis to crunch on so i might actually have time to participate #oh and then in august i'm having top surgery! will make a proper announcement post for it at some point #i say 'announcement'. it's just a life update but it's nice to share #i'm super excited about it :) #i might end up blogging the process and recovery but obviously it won't be going here lol. i'd put it on my main #idk if anyone would find it useful but when i first started looking into surgery i had like very little idea about the whole process #and it's only through joining a bunch of online support/discussion groups that i managed to find more info and resources #so hey it might be useful to share? we'll see #our flight doesn't land for another fifty minutes so now i'm just writing in the tags because i'm bored #alright i'll proofread this and then post it when i land and have signal again. peace out yall hope your pride month is going well

[squidpedia]

What was it like for you starting out as a beginner artist? How did you improve?

I mostly just incessantly practiced, experimented, and observed a lot for as long as I can remember. I grew up on a lot of videos going over tips and techniques for beginner artists and mostly just observed their processes and would try to bring them into my art. Othertimes I would just constantly experiment with my artstyle (what if I made the shoulders more defined, what if I changed the size of how I draw eyes, what if tried drawing different body types, what if I tried a pose with a lot more foreshortening etc etc). I tried to push myself a bit further everytime like maybe spending more time on the overall piece, adding backgrounds, drawing multiple people interacting. Drawing challenges also helped a lot I think since they pushed me out of my comfort zone or forced me to approach my art in different way than what I was used to. Things like “draw something using only one line and not lifting your pen from the paper”, or “create a bunch of random shapes using a colored marker and then turn them into characters/objects”, or even just dtiys challenges were great for this. A lot of the drawings I made from these didn’t really end up being things I was super proud of after finishing them, but thats fine since I still learned a lot and they still helped with improving. A lot of it was honestly just not being afraid to draw something I might not be happy with later in the name of getting that practice in and trying new things all the time.

I hope this is helpful, but I’m not too sure so I’m sorry if it isn’t, this is the best way I could think of summarizing it!

#pedia says stuff #asks #not drawing #so sorry it took a while to answer this #i had a bit of trouble putting it into words and was worried i was just defaulting to the usual answer of ‘i practiced’ #but this whole thing still might boil down to ‘i practiced’ so. so sorry i tried #i just got excited all the time over learning new things and still do #shoutout to younger me who excitedly got up at 5am to look up fun2draw tutorials so i could work on that before getting ready for school #shoutout to me in middle school who got so stressed out when people would watch me draw #so i just learned to draw really really fast as like a stress thing #also sidenote if anyone ever does the ‘omg you draw?? can you draw me??’ #hit them with the ‘sure here are my prices’. 90% of the time they will either back off or actually be willing to pay #i WISHHHHH i knew that in school instead of being too nice to say no

[theworstcreature]

TMM TOUR SPOILERS BELOW BUT I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT THIS

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS DURING SGTL AND WSV THEY SAT IN MY SECTION I GOT A VIDEO BUT ITS KINDA SHIT 😭😭😭😭 BUT LIKE AT ONE POINT I WAS LEGIT TEN FEET AWAY FROM JACK OMG IM GONNA REMEMBER IT FOREVER HE WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE

ALSO DTOML OMG SO GOOD IM STILL GOING INSANE LIKE WHAT

I traded SO MANY BRACELETS with people the AJR fans are SO NICE I LOVED IT

Before the concert even started we were chillin in the stands messing around waving flashlights and bright colors on our phones to people on the OTHER SIDE KF THE STADUIM omg it was so fun

They never played the dumb song or hole in the bottom of my brain tho💔💔💔💔💔

And 2085 STILL absolutely slaughtered me bc honestly how could it NOT

Also I kinda got a PHOTO OF THE BOW ⁉️⁉️

(Technically a screen cap from a video but STILL)

Unrelated but I GOT THE INERTIA SHIRT AND THE PURPLE TOUR SHIRT OH MY GOD THEYRE SO PRETTY IM OBSESSED MY FRIEND GOT THE PURPLE AND THE GREEN SHIRT AND RHE GREEN ONE JS SO SO SO DAMN COOL

Also I’m PROUD to say I got the song breakdown right AGES before my friend did (AND I got dtoml by the first NOTE)

BANG MADE ME LOOSE MY FUCKING SHIT IR WAS SO GOOD AND FUN AND RARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

INERTIA DAMN NEAR MADE ME COLLAPSE ON THE SPOT IT WAS MAGNIFICENT GRAND BEAUTIFUL AWESOME EVERY POSITIVE DESCRIPTION POSSIBLE

Also the turning out trilogy WAS PLAYED OMFG

Anyways I am not the same person I was on Friday and I need to see that concert like five more times

#ajr #ajr brothers #TMM spoilers #TMM tour spoilers #actually never going to be the same again #it was SO much better than the last concert I went to omg #the last one was a music festival so not a whole lotta people were truly vibing #but here everyone was awesome and SO nice it was an amazing experience

[deus-ex-mona]

the way this was the last new image featuring daimeggle th o u g h

#and no the evolved dai 5☆ image doesn’t count bc it was shown in the hw day stream to promote the event lmao #the daizo image doesn’t count bc. i. s o b s daizoooooooooooooooooooo i miss my crackship of all timeeeeee #the latest iv image was from the ramen double date a n d yuirio were last seen in sukiuso #s o bs daimeggle w h e r e pls free them i miss themmmmmmm #though. i say this as a dai stan b u t. um. my favourite ft4 ship is actually meguyui. lmao. im sorry for being a fake (star) fan #i just think meguyui are really funny together. that’s all~~~~~~~ #but man. m a n. being sicks is suffering™️ there hasn’t been any brand new ft4 content in over a y e a r. #the way people on ft4 twt keep the fanbase alive is p lit tbh. #auauauaaaaaaa i wanna go to this jp con that’s happening tmr sooo bad. some ft4 twt artists have made an ft4 calendar for next year and i!!! #i hope i can proxy it over via booth after it’s over thoughhh. but man. it seems like there’s gonna be quite a few ft4 djs at that con… #and. like. ✨needs✨ tbh. im grasping at straws for content here #. i think this is a sign that i need more sleep. yeah. maybe there’ll be new dai content when i wake up. maybe… #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day #omg hi tagging system how nice of you to remember my dai tag—

[not-poignant]

Why is Augus nice to Gwyn in Green as the Ragged Grass but so mean to Mosk in Smoke in Autumn?

Does this au Mosk just simply trigger the worst in Augus?

Tbh, Augus isn't that 'nice' to Gwyn either, in As Green as the Ragged Grass! He's definitely nicer overall, but he's extremely pushy, he plays very fast and loose with both boundaries and safewords, and he doesn't pre-negotiate 95% of what he does. It just looks nicer than it is because a) Gwyn is a masochist and he finds Augus very attractive, so from Gwyn's perspective, everything that's happening is a good thing even if it's hard, painful, or difficult, and b) Gwyn doesn't understand BDSM etiquette, so he won't spot all the ways Augus flouts it knowingly.

But there's definitely a few things that have already been touched on in Smoke in Autumn so far that account for why Augus behaves the way he does with Mosk vs. the way he behaves with Gwyn:

Gwyn isn't rude. Mosk is. Augus has been like... pretty obvious that he can't really abide rudeness and anyone who disrespects him who he can dominate will earn consequences/punishments from him. Gwyn, on the other hand, is respectful, admiring, and awe-struck from the beginning, and that never changes. He's never intentionally rude to Augus, so Augus has no real reason to intentionally punish him, and doesn't really pick up that dynamic with him.

Augus doesn't know who Gwyn is, but he certainly knows who Mosk is, and they have a history together where Augus has flirted with Mosk just to see how rudely or standoffishly he'll react. He's never really considered Mosk a serious prospect in the past, and it's clear from the beginning that there's been a long history of Augus just making passes at Mosk for his own amusement, and Mosk being like 'ew gross.' Mosk's ongoing rudeness definitely keeps bringing Augus back lmao.

Augus deep down is bitter that Mosk is the only one who survived the fire that killed Mosk's family (especially given rumours that Mosk may have been responsible for the fire). Some of Augus' actions are certainly rooted in a kind of bitter, twisted revenge for losing his friends/acquaintances (Mosk's parents), as well as a twisted, misdirected guilt at never being as close as he wanted to be with Mosk's parents.

Mosk is Augus' kind of 'perfect' project. In that... Mosk has genuine resistance, genuine struggle, genuine moments of withdrawing consent, and genuine suffering, along with genuine arousal, genuine response to praise, genuine submission (occasionally), and a genuine need to have his limits pushed. Gwyn is 'fun' for Augus, Mosk is like... darkly appealing to him. Augus is a dyed-in-the-cloth sadist, which means he likes a submissive who is genuinely struggling more than he likes one who genuinely loves everything he's dishing out.

Finally, Augus likes pushing limits and boundaries, and he likes doing things he shouldn't do (he's an asshole, lol) and Mosk will let him. Like, Mosk won't safeword and doesn't want to, and refuses to even when Augus pushes him relentlessly for it. He won't talk about any limits except for like one or two. He doesn't negotiate and he doesn't want to negotiate. And he's already proven he won't retaliate against Augus with legal action (which like...he could - even Augus says so in chapter 4). So Augus kind of getting an opportunity to do things to someone that would be illegal if he did them to anyone else, is to Augus, very appealing.

For Augus, Gwyn is a passing diversion, which is why he doesn't really push for anything more with him. Gwyn is just enough aligned with what he likes that he has a good time, but not quite aligned enough that Augus wants anything long-term with him - he wants him as an arborist more than he wants him as a lover.

Mosk is...destructive, pretty, rude and desperately in need of training, discipline and structure. Not only that, but he has a lot of trauma, and it's a trauma that Augus shares to a degree with him. They are connected by their pasts, and their losses. (This is why Augus is often very frequently thinking about Mosk's burns, the pain they must have caused him, and Mosk's family).

Augus finds him fascinating and repulsive at the same time. And frankly, Mosk feels exactly the same way about him.

...Man writing this out makes me want to write more chapters with these two in this particular story, lol. Smoke in Autumn is pretty much the only story for me where the outcome is 100% Augus/Mosk OTP, and anyone else is 'passing diversion' level to this Augus.

(But both Augus and Mosk don't know this yet and they'd be horrified if they knew lmao).

#asks and answers #smoke in autumn #mosk manytrees #augus each uisge #fae tales au #omg anon when i say i enjoyed responding to this #anyway all of this stuff is actually in the story and none if it's new #so it's nice not having to be like 'oh shit i forgot to put this in there' #because sometimes it's like that instead sdfalkfjsad #gwyn and mosk are very different people in this series #gwyn is adoring awe-struck and worshipful of augus' garden and augus himself #mosk is rude petty mean and bitchy lmao #idk gwyn is 100% not the end-game here

[fluffyllamas-23]

What about ❤️💤🎻🍝 for Mason and Chase and Finn and Aaron? I'll take a look at your OC list again and send some more later but maybe that to start?

yesssss thank you for these! I'm throwing this below the cut because it got LONG lmao

❤️ What are three of your oc's positive traits?

Mason: Mason is a really positive person. He’s really good at seeing the bright side of things, but not in an obnoxious way. He’s just not prone to pessimism and is such a happy and vibrant person. People are drawn to him. He’s also really motivated/determined. He doesn’t let things getting hard stop him, he views it as a challenge, and he LOVES a challenge.  He loves trying new things. He’s really open minded and isn’t afraid of things changing, because what if he LOVES it?? He just really loves new experiences and trying new things and meeting new people. 

Chase: Chase is incredibly loyal. He’s very ride or die for the people he’s chosen to be his. He’s kind of walled off so he doesn’t let *everyone* in, but once he does, he will NOT let you down. He’s been let down enough in his life that he’s vowed to never do that to someone he loves, and he’s mostly been really successful. He’s really consistent and understanding. You can come to him and be like “so I really fucked this up” and his reaction will always be something along the lines of “okay. Maybe you did. That’s okay, how can I help? What do you need?”. He just doesn’t really rub mistakes in people’s faces. He tells his students all the time that mistakes are fine, nothing is unfixable, and they can always come to him for help and he’ll help them. They know that’s true and he’s not trying to trick them. He’s an amazing gift giver as well. He’s really good at getting insight into people and what they like, and always has ideas for what to get them even if they haven’t given him any ideas. 

Finn: Finn is SO funny. He’s got the best sense of humor, and has really great comedic timing. He can make pretty much anyone laugh. He’s really emotionally intelligent. He’s really tuned into how he’s feeling and how everyone around him is feeling. Going along with that, he’s really empathetic. He feels things really deeply and really cares about others. He will definitely cry at sad movies and Aaron thinks it’s really cure even if the thought of crying makes him want to perish lmao.

Aaron: Aaron is soft for exactly one man, and is fiercely protective of him. He’s like this in every relationship he’s been in, but it’s much more intense in this one. He adores Finn and would do absolutely anything for him. He’s really good at taking constructive criticism. He wasn’t always this way, but it’s something one of his mentors/coaches helped him with. They told him that if he wanted to go pro in hockey, he NEEDED to be able to take constructive criticism without getting emotional. None of his coaches would want to put up with a player getting all pissy about whatever it was they suggested they change. He’s really good at taking criticism without getting defensive now. He also cares very deeply about things. He gives 100% to everything he does, and he sticks to all of his commitments unless it’s physically impossible. You can really rely on him - if he says he’s going to do something, he will. 

💤 is your oc a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? How are their sleeping habits?

Mason: Mason is a really heavy sleeper once he IS asleep. Once he’s out, he’s out. It does take him forever to get to that point, because he has the worst sleep hygiene. He’s on his phone in bed, he drinks caffeine too late, and he doesn’t take time to wind down and relax. He’ll also pretty often be watching something too late, and then is surprised pikachu when it takes him forever to fall asleep. He’s naturally more of a night owl, but really isn’t doing himself any favors lmao. He and Chase have a really nice guest room and bed that he will sometimes sleep in if he’s going to go to bed way later than Chase, because his poor planning shouldn’t become Chase’s problem and the last thing he wants to do is wake him up. 

Chase: Chase isn’t a light sleeper but he’s also not a heavy sleeper. He has a *very* strict bedtime routine that he only deviates from if he HAS to. He’s a teacher so it’s vital that he be well rested so he can deal with all of the nonsense and shenanigans that children present 😅. If he’s really keyed up or anxious from work for whatever reason, he has the hardest time falling asleep (take your pick - parents giving him a hard time, a rough situation with one of the kids in his class, a lot of paperwork due soon for an IEP meeting, report cards due soon, a tough upcoming parent/teacher conference, or maybe the kids were really on their bullshit that day and he knows they might also be on their bullshit the next day). He also has a really hard time falling back asleep once he’s woken up. Usually his routine ensures he doesn’t wake up, but if Mason comes to bed too late, he might, and then he feels really off and out of sorts all day. 

Finn: Finn sleeps like the dead and can sleep anywhere in any position. He loves sleeping and naps and jokes that napping is his favorite hobby. Every so often the number of naps he wants to take messes with his sleep and Aaron has started being like “are you SURE you want to nap right now? It’s 6 pm”. Basically, he has big sleepy bitch energy and I am here for it. 

Aaron: Aaron is kind of a high maintenance sleeper tbh. He’s a pretty light sleeper - he’s kind of light and sound sensitive. He’s worked out a solution though, he has a really good pair of earplugs that he wears, along with a weighted eye mask, and a white noise machine. Luckily Finn can sleep through anything and doesn’t mind the white noise at all. 

🎻 Does your oc play any instruments? what is their skill level (beginner/intermediate/ advanced/virtuoso/etc)?

Mason: Mason plays the guitar. He picked it up as an adult and takes lessons from a teacher, and at this point is bordering intermediate. 

Chase: Chase doesn’t play any instruments. He’d like to be able to, but he just doesn’t have the patience for it. He’s tried a few different times but gets frustrated and discouraged at how long it takes him to be even semi-decent at playing one and then he gives up pretty quickly. 

Finn: Finn played the piano as a kid and hated it. He didn’t like being forced to practice something he had no interest in and quit as soon as his parents let him. He doesn’t currently play any instruments. 

Aaron: Aaron plays the guitar. He’s been playing for years and years at this point, since he was a teen. He’s pretty advanced, and he tries to play for an hour or two everyday. 

🍝  what is/are your oc's favorite food(s)?

Mason: Mason has two modes when it comes to favorite foods. Sometimes he wants something SUPER complex and foodie and he’s feeling really adventurous, and then other times he just wants a goddamn pizza and wings. Yes he will be drowning it in ranch, and no you cannot judge him, CHASE (not that chase would ever judge him, he loves the hell out of a good pizza and wings, too). 

Chase: Chase’s absolute favorite food in the entire world is chicken Alfredo. He looooooooves pasta with a creamy sauce and this one is his favorite. Mason has, unfortunately, ruined restaurant chicken Alfredo for him because the one he makes is SO good. Pro and con of being in a relationship with someone who’s such a good cook, I guess lmao. 

Finn: Finn is a big comfort food person. His absolute favorite foods are burger and fries, and Mac and cheese with bacon. He absolutely has a favorite noodle shape and a favorite cheese sauce when making it at home and doesn’t really like boxed Mac n cheese. 

Aaron: Aaron really loves Asian cuisine and his favorite foods are ramen and sushi. If you ask him what he wants for dinner, 90% of the time he’s going to say one of those two things. 

#OCs #mason and chase #Aaron and finn #this was really helpful omg #a lot of the OCs I had on here before I left really just existed to be whump fodder #and like...that's great #I LOVE whumping them #but it's also nice to make them actual people lol

[satanfemme]

being both gnc and trans is so hard sometimes. it's like, I'll face adversity for being gnc/trans/whatever-strangers-read-me-as, and in addition to the normal base-level difficultly and pain and fear of these experiences, I'll also feel on some level like it's "my own fault" too because this is what I purposefully decided to be.

I often dress/act like a girl but have a deep voice/facial hair/flat chest -- and I opted in for all of those. I spent more money than I can conceptualize in order to medically transition in those ways. while, in theory, I could've saved the money, not transitioned, continued dressing/acting the same way as I do now, and the problem would no longer exist... in theory. ofc logically I know that's not at all how it works. if I hadn't transitioned I would feel even worse. and the way I'd experience & express gender would still be intrinsically different from "cis girl" -- that's true regardless of how my body looks or sounds. which should all go without saying, because I very obviously don't conform to my CAGAB either. if I did I wouldn't be in this mess!! u know?

...but the self-blame is still there, because for better or for worse I did go out of my way to become myself. <- feels like a truism.

#the other big self doubt-y issue I've been experiencing lately re: being gnc and trans #is feeling like I'm ''faking'' something. to sooo many people I've just come out as a femme/nonbinary man #with no mentions of my cagab cause that's not something I like to share around irl lol #and then I complain ofc about how I'm treated for being feminine. and everyone gives me sympathy which is nice #but it's hard to fully accept cause I wonder how many of them are assuming I was shunned the same way growing up. #when in reality I was punished for not being feminine *enough*. #and ik it shouldn't/doesn't matter in this context. I still struggled then and I still struggle now; they don't cancel out #but it almost feels like I ''tricked'' my way into a marginalization that I don't ''actually'' belong in. idk #like as if I'm ''secretly'' a girl and just pretending my normal girlhood is subversive for attention #or like I should have just been content with the relative safety of my assigned social role #(hm... where have I heard ''why can't you just be ok with being a girl?'' and ''they're just doing it for attention'' before 🤔) #it's def leaps of logic & self-directed transphobia all around but it's hard to shake #and there's a real fear somewhere mixed into it all too of ''what if someone finds out my cagab and decides I'm not actually trans/a man - #- by *their* transphobic logic. even if they previous supported me''. #anyway I hope no one minds the long vent-y post. I needed to sort out my emotions here lol #I have an old ''omg I love being confusing and ambiguous XD'' post gaining notes rn for some reason and #seeing it again while mentally working thru the above just made me feel ill and confused and guilty. feeling better now <3 #and I do love being trans & I love being a femme & I love being a man with a broad and fluid gender #it's just hard too sometimes

[noonaishere]

Music shows be like "time for the dance break!" And then the dance break looks like this:

#man I fucking love this new group of actual ants #like how did they train them? are they a boy group or girl group? how does the queen feel? #will they be allowed to go back to the anthill? or will they live in dorms? #do any of them know english/korean or will their lyrics be in ant language? #is it just Workers or also Soldiers? #this is the dance break for Guerrilla btw #so it's ateez #or at least #I think it is *squints* they're in there somewhere #this was almost the entirety of the dance break btw #the camerawork was so BAD omg #ruined several parts of New World since they kept doing top down shots #and the whole beginning needs to be be seen from the front #otherwise you're not looking at anything #so bad #like I know you spent all that money making a nice stage #but I am not here to look at architecture #I am here to see people sing and dance #you have no need for a stage if if you don't have performers #get your head out of your ass music shows #show us the stage in incidental shots going to or coming back from commercials #or when we go back to the hosts or when you show the audience cheering before or after performances #my god #not DURING the performance #sorry for ranting on main-- it just annoys me #and Guerrilla has such a wild and fun dance break #and I couldn't see any of it between the cameras and all the pyrotechnics and smoke in the way #I'll just go back and watch other stages of it; thanks #also: it's hilarious that sbs did All I Want for Christmas Is You two years in a row lol #but didn't have anyone sing it this year

[bicon-crange]

update on my horrendous situation btw: it is still ongoing and at this point i am considering self sabotage

#IT IS SUCH A. SUCH A 5TH GRADE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL MINDSET IM STUCK IN RIGHT NOW #im like wow im over here so deep in it and this person does NOT fucking think about me at all like i truly am a footnote of a footnote #and its like. would i say something. yeah. if i thought i had a CHANCE. but i so totally do not its an absolutely hopeless situation #so in my head im like ok. either i can be soo super nice to them so they like me more or i can just start being fucking evil #and get my attention fix that way. yknow. #bc im so absolutely convinced that its not reciprocated never ever in my life going to BE reciprocated not even transactional not even #so its like. why not yknow. #IDK IM GOIN NUTS OVER HERE ITS BEEN ACTUAL WEEKS #in all likelyhood ill probably just freeze up again and not do anything and go back to being like haha omg youre so smart ur so cool ♡♡ #whenever they say ANYTHING. like a total absolute baby. #but whenever i do that HEY FOR THE RECORD GUYS WHENEVER I DO THAT I WANNA PUNT THE SHIT OUT OF MYSELF #LIKE HOW EMBARRASSING YKNOW. HOW TOTALLY DEGRADING DEAD INTO THE GROUND #ITS LIKE BEING A POP STAR STAN OR SOMETHING AND PEOPLE JUST STARE AT YOU AND THEYRE LIKE HEY.... BTS DOESNT KNOW WHO YOU /ARE/ #im going to gnaw my fucking fingers off my hand. i HATE IT HEREEE I HATE IT HEEREE GET ME OUT GET ME OUT

[horrendousmustard]

had an awesome daydream, Kaneki and I were small children in a fancy orphanage (I was 9 he was like 11-12) and he caught a snake somehow and put it in a box and wanted to show everyone, and he made me follow him (I follow him everywhere on instinct) up the stairs and down the hall and into the silly room and back out and into another room with like 4 things in it and into the girls bedchamber and back down the stairs and down the hall and into the cook room (he wanted to show the chefs a fucking snake!!!!!!!) and back down the hall and into the prayer room and into the yard and to the veggie patch and back inside and up the stairs and into the schoolroom and into the boys bedchamber and up into the creepy scary attic with spiders in it and then when we came back the headmaster was there and we got in trouble and he had to put it back

#he wanted to show EVERYONE and it SUCKED the attic was HORRIBLE and we spent a solid hour just walking around #because he absolutely had to show every single child #even the weird attic kid #‘he’s actually really nice we’ll be in and out of there it’ll be quick’ HE KILLED A CAT IN YEAR 2 OMG #also!! while we were in the hall he decided to have a long ass conversation with some boy about the egg production in the chicken coop #ig we found out he’s probably in rotation after the next guy but SMH #YOU ARE HOLDING A SNAKE IN A BOX #WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE HERE EXCEPT LIKE 3 PEOPLE #Old Timey European Orphanage AU Kaneki is so annoying I still cannot be #BELIEVE he would try to be friends with the ATTIC CHILD #STOP MAKING EVERYONE LIKE YOU????? #I guess now we know he can be really popular just only if he’s in a fucking orphanage

[jessiesjaded]

Brits and Americans aren't allowed to make fun of Australian accents unless they can actually do an Australian accent, I've decided.

#if you can Actually believeable do one than you may jest #or if youre my beloved friend you may jest #random cunts tho? fuck off #like really out here saying australians all sound as if you cunts dont sound stupid ???? #you do. difference is your accent is common to you. #hear shit everyday of course it doesnt register like something you dont hear #but saying an entire accent is annoying or bad is straight insulting lmao #imagine i was like 'omg your yankee accent is disgusting lol O hate how flat your tongue sounds' that would be rude!! #do people not hear themselves ?????? #and i wouldnt say that bc i love people and i thonk its nice we all sound different the world over 😭 #anyway shout out to 'rough' accent havers of the world #girl why did it take the word stupid out of 'all australians sound stupid' #whatever im not fixing these tags if ya understand you understand if not well.... :)

[robertsbarbie]

god now i gotta take this makeup off and no one even fell in love with me 😔💔

#actually i think i made an enemy #but also there were close to half a million people at this rally #why is your kid seeing more important than me and my sister and other little kids seeing #like god this woman pissed me the fuck off im not usually confrontational but if my sister #wasn’t with me i would’ve lost it #like i literally took one picture of the stage set up AND PUT MY OHONE AWAY #and she repeated twice in such a nasty tone ‘well my kids are trying to see’ ‘we’ve been here all day’ #first of all so i #have i so fuck off #second if your kids are taht small you should’ve taken them to the parade #third i did not utter a word to you in a brash or disrespectful manner and you are just chomping at the bit to be hateful #like even when people were trying to leave or walk by she’d go like ‘wow unbelievable’ like lady! there’s half a million people #here! it’s a crowd! shut up be normal! #it’s just like i don’t know how to say this but it’s about the community created and the memories #if you’re having such a bad time don’t show up! or show up prepared!! (they didn’t have chairs which honestly leads me to believe they got #there at like 11 or 12 lmao) #but also be a decent human and go ‘excuse me my kids are having a little difficulty seeing would you mind #not taking as many pictures’ (again took ONE) in a nice tone and i would be like #omg absolutely! and it could be a nice matter #at one point when we were leaving a mom bumped into me with her kids #and felt so bad about shoving me even though it kinda went with the territory and just made me #further angry at the first mom that oh no it’s not moms or kids it’s just this woman #eris: text

[iloveyoumorethansoup]

Man it’s so annoying that I like my job bc the job itself is like fine or whatever but I really do love the people

#not to get on tumblr everyday to post about my job and type out this tag like every day but here we r again #like my friend and I went out for ice cream after work and I drive her home every night and it’s so fun #like I’ll keep in touch with her I’m not worried about falling out of contact with her #but like. she is the only person who I talk to outside of work #and like a lot of my coworkers who I really like r like. definitely in their 60s. I’m not gonna be like omg bestie what’s ur snap? #first of all I don’t use Snapchat second of all I am not that friendly third of all like. what would I even have to say #i am a terrible texter. i have nothing to say ever. I don’t know why but I am just so very boring to text I’ve got nothing to say #but yeah I’m sad that I’m gonna miss these people #my last day is the 19th :( #i am a little curious if they’ll do anything bc they usually host little goodbye parties for people who leave #and I am well liked. I’m gonna be so sad when I leave #I’ll be back every few weeks like hi you missed me a ton right? I’m here for the weekend. yes I do live across the country. don’t even worry #i have 2 favorite people there. ones my friend who I talk to a lot and the other is one of the waitresses but I won’t probably talk to her #which means like I’m gonna definitely miss her a ton and she’s already made a few comments like oh I’m gonna miss you so much when you leave #like man. catch me crying on my last day #god this is why I can’t deal with people being so nice to me bc then I’m gonna miss them!! like come on say one hurtful thing please #well actually no I think I’m sad enough as is but like. some people r just so nice. and it’s like bestie please I’m getting attached #soup talks

[megaclaudiolis]

柄本 佑 || 「光る君へ」 (2024) · 第十四回 「星落ちてなお」

#柄本佑 #tasuku emoto #光る君へ #hikaru kimi e #1x14 #made by me #fujiwara no michinaga #藤原道長 #I don't even wanna type #no michinaga ugly crying gif here bc it should have its own set #but I guess I need 3-5 business days to recover #michinaga getting up in the night of starfall I just wanna kms what the actual fuck #on the other hand michikane #I rememeber saying that I want to see the darkest fate and then everything just hit. #like. HIT. so quickly #my heart breaks for so many people in one episode #the way Oishi-sensei wrote this should be illegal #and michitaka the nice oldest brother turned into the no.1 villain in a blink of an eye omg #ngl it's a bit hypocritical for michinaga to have an issue with michitaka's ways #bc like. your father promoted you as fast #audiences root for you bc you promised mahiro to pursue your political goals to build a better world for her #but it doesn't really make your ways any cleaner?? #but you're the male protagonist and motivated by the female protagonist. so I guess it's fair in this taiga world #(all these ↑ long-ass tags from a person who said she didn't wanna type lmao)

[ponderingmoonlight]

Gojo falls ill and reader does finishes his missions and her own missions as well do Gojo doesn't have a pile of work waiting for him once he gets better. Gojo gets better. And finds out. Hehehehe Lobe u babes

omg I love this, let's do it hehe

Reader finishing Gojo's missions when he falls sick and he finds out

Pairing: Gojo x wife!reader

Word Count: 2,3k

Synopsis: When your husband falls sick, you don't think twice about completing all of his tasks in order for him to not be stressed - even if it means multiple sleepless nights for youself. Little did you know that your husband will find out about it and thank you in his own way...

Warnings: pure fluff over fluff so enjoy, Gojo basically being THE husband for y'all, not proofread because it's already darn late here and I'm way too tired

„Oh come on, don’t tell me the honoured one caught a cold”, you playfully tease your beloved husband.

He’s definitely ill, there’s no doubt in that. The way his forehead is covered in sweat, his unusual pale face paired with his heavy breathing. Let alone the sight of his red and runny nose.

You never thought this is possible. After all, Satoru is one of the few people who are able to use revered technique. Isn’t he able to heal himself, to prevent his body from falling sick?

“Looks like I overdid it those last weeks. My body is catching up on my apparently”, he replies weakly along with a nasty sounding cough.

You know all too well these last weeks were like a trip to hell and back for him. This is actually the first time you saw your husband after one whole week of him running from mission to mission and coming home into bad past after midnight. Being two special grade sorcerers, it is your responsibility to prevent the worst things from happening. Especially during summer, the number of curses triples. And that paired with the stinging fact that jujutsu sorcerers die like flies each and every day…

It’s no wonder his body took a toll on him.

“You’ll stay here for the rest of the week, babe”, you instruct him gently while pulling a blanket up his chest.

“Nah, no chance. I’ll have a pile of work when I get back and-AH.”

It’s frightening, the way he almost chokes while coughing so roughly that it vibrates through your whole body. This doesn’t sound good at all. To be exact, you’ve never seen your husband like this despite the fact that you’ve been together for multiple years by now. If he’s feeling this miserable, it’s definitely time for a break.

“Don’t worry about that. I hold the position while you’re gone.”

Little did he know you meant that.

-a week later-

“It’s far past midnight. Why are you still up, (y/n)?”

His hoarse voice rips you out of your microsleep immediately, lids so heavy they feel like closing by themselves if you don’t pay close attention.

“Oh, just work.”

No, it’s not just work. Apart from the daily drama you have to endure, you made it your mission to complete each and every task your husband would face as soon as he comes back. You know all too well he’ll throw himself fully into work again, not thinking about his own health a single second. And to prevent that, you decided to finish his missions as well, to teach his students, to do anything in your power to prevent Satoru from a pile of work.

Including swollen eyelids, constant grumpy mood, no effort to eat and your shoulders hanging down onto the ground.

You hate to admit it, but you are exhausted. You never realized how much work your husband does during the day. Must be easier for him, though. Teleportation sure sounds nice at the moment…

“I’m worried about you, babe. Are the elders bombarding you with work again? Maybe I need to have a serious talk again-“

“No, don’t think too much about it. I’m just hanging on a bit, that’s it”, you lie.

Oh, Satoru knows it is. After all, you’re talking about yourself. You, so disciplined that you’d never leave work unattended. No, it’s absolutely impossible that you’re “hanging on a bit”. But what else is it? The dark circles underneath your eyes look like valleys in the soft light of a lamp, tired eyes failing to focus on the paperwork in front of you. Usually, this is what you’re doing straight in the morning when he’s still asleep. What keeps you so busy these last days? He has to find out, he-

He almost chokes on himself again, earning a concerned side eye from you. It’s been a week and he’s still sick to the brim. Worry lines decorate your face, palm gently resting against his scorching hot forehead.

“Off to bed with you.”

“Don’t stay up too long, okay? All you seem to do is work these last days”, your husband replies worried himself.

You sigh to yourself. That’s because you do. But leaving your husband to a pile of work after he returns to Jujutsu High only to get sick again? You grab the pen in your hand tighter, force your eyes to fully open. Only a few more days and you’ll be done. After all, you’re doing this for him, right?

Satoru is definitely worth the sleepless nights.

-a few days after-

“Turns out I’m fully back at normal again, babe!”, your husband announces proudly.

You blink against the harsh light of the merciless sun, eyes dry like sand. Only a few hours ago, you returned from a village Satoru was supposed to inspect. Well, minutes turned into hours when a special grade curse appeared out of no where and made your life living hell. The sun already began to rise when you carried yourself back into bed.

But still, you can’t help but smile at him. These last days were rough for him. Him, the strongest, passed out because of a cold. He wasn’t himself all this time, weak body bound into bed with his limbs aching.

“So glad to here that”, you mumble while pressing a gentle kiss onto his lips.

“Sleep in for a while, you look exhausted (y/n). I know you just came back a few hours ago and don’t you dare to lie at me.”

Your eyes widen in an instant, cheeks blushing ever so slightly. You were so careful about leaving and returning, his even and long breaths not giving a single hint that he might be awake.

“I’m heading to Jujutsu High, bet work piled up pretty bad. Wish me good luck and have a good rest princess, I’ll kick their asses if they try to call you!”

With one last loving glance at you, he’s gone. And you can’t help but pass out immediately.

“Guess who’s back to save the day!”, Satoru announces proudly into the room filled with his students and Yaga Masamichi who looks at him with the same disinterest as usual.

“You? Didn’t even know you even exist anymore”, Nobara mumbles while filing down her nails.

“How are you? (y/n) told us you were sick”, Yuji interjects.

“I’m completely back to normal!”

“What a shame”, Megumi mumbles under his breath.

“Sooo, what side of earth do I have to save today? I’m sure a lot of work piled up while I was gone. After all, I’m the strongest.”

Satoru stretches himself playfully, waiting for the director to tell him about all different kinds of missions, curses and teachings he has to deal with these next few days. But instead, he just shrugs his shoulders.

“What? Got nothing to say? Okay, let me guess, what about that special grade curse in the village-“

“Done”, Yaga Masamichi replies dryly.

“The combat training with the first year-“

“Done.”

“Any curses that appeared in Tokyo?”

“Done.”

“Taking care of-“

“Done.”

This can’t be true, the man in front of him has to joke. Apart from you, Satoru is the only special grade sorcerer here at Jujutsu High. No one would ever be able to fulfil some of those missions, let alone teach his students just like that. Not even the director himself is capable of dealing with that special grade curse he was talking about just before Satoru got sick. But who…?

“Didn’t your wife tell you she already managed all those things?”

Oh, he was so stupid that it hurts. All these nights he caught you almost falling asleep on your desk, the multiple times you sneaked out of bed far past midnight, the dark circles under your eyes. All this time, you weren’t only busy with your own missions. No, you actually fulfilled all of his work for him as well.

“Just the amount of work I have to do when I come back. Urgh, being sick sucks.”

“Don’t worry, love. I’m sure you’ll be fine.

Yeah, he sure as hell is. But only because you decided to make your own life living hell for two weeks straight.

“Please don’t tell me (y/n) did all of my stuff while I was gone.”

“I’ll never understand how a kind-hearted woman like her ended up with you. She didn’t even stop when I told her to and somehow managed to get information about the missions I prepared for your sick ass”, the director replies dryly.

“Call her in right now.”

Words aren’t enough to thank you for this. No, you deserve way more than that, way more than his mouth could ever give you.

“And let her leave again in about an hour.”

-an hour later-

“Again, sorry for calling you in, (y/n). Now get back home, you’re free tomorrow.”

“Thank you”, is all you’re able to reply, wobbly feet carrying you back into your car and onto the road.

You sigh to yourself. Well, you definitely didn’t expect the director to call you this early when you just returned from an exhausting mission. But who are you to say no to him? After all, it’s your job to do this, it’s your job to protect the innocent.

But…Is it also your job to answer strange questions from your students in the morning?

“Come on, use your brain! You know what the director said!”, Nobara hisses through gritted teeth, the trio sticking their heads together after you were forced to drop your haircare routine to Nobara.

“Ehm...so…well…”

“If you don’t have any further questions, I’ll go-“

“Yes! I have a question!”, Yuji screams so loudly that his voice echoes through your tired brain.

“What is it, Yuji?”, you mutter with your eyes closed.

“How exactly are babies made, (y/n)-san?”

“You’re an idiot…”, Megumi grumbles.

“Really? This is all you have left in your pea-sized brain?”

“What? You just told me to ask her something and that’s what I came up with!”, Yuji defends himself.

“Yeah, but that ‘something’ definitely didn’t include THAT!”

It’s almost as if they were forced to ask you dumb questions. You’ll definitely have a talk with your husband about their strange behaviour when you caught up on sleep. But before that…

You open the door with a swift motion.

Your heart skips a beat, eyes widen.

The usual so modern and clean living-room is now covered in rose pedals and filled with the fresh scent of sakura leaves, your couch unfolded and covered in the most fluffy blankets, pillows and stuffed animals you’re ever seen. And there he sits.

He, your beloved husband, holding up your bathrobe oh so inviting.

“What’s going on here?”, you breathe out.

Suddenly, all the exhaustion you felt earlier disappeared into thin air. Did he really do all of this for you? The candles flickering, the blankets, the strawberries covered in chocolate waiting on the table, him wearing that black t-shirt you love so much.

“Guess what, I found out what you did. Did you really think you’ll get away with stealing my work in silence?”, he teases, love dripping from each and every word he says.

“It was nothing”, you try to brush him off.

But instead, he gets up and grabs your hand in order to guide you into the dim bathroom that is only lightened by a few candles. Again, the lovely smell of sakura leaves radiates from the bathtub filled with bubbles and hot steam. Just the thought of letting yourself sink into that warm water, to finally release the tension in your sore muscles-

Before you’re even able to comprehend what’s happening, Satoru took off your clothes and lifts you off the ground with ease. Your body doesn’t dare to fight back, too weak from all the missions you completed these last days. Just the tip of your toe, relaxing in the water for a few minutes before returning to Jujutsu High…

“Nothing, huh? So you mean doing the stuff I need a month for in two weeks besides your own missions is nothing? Words can’t express how thankful I am to have such a sweet, caring and steaming hot wife”, he whispers against your ear, his fingers starting to massage your back oh so skilled.

You allow yourself to sink into his touch, to rest your eyes for a few minutes. Well, there is no denying in the fact that this was a little too much for you. All the fighting, the paper work, the heart and soul you poured in each and every work.

And then there’s him. Satoru, your beloved husband, who massages your back with his skilled fingers. How lucky you are to call him your husband, that he decided to spend the rest of his life with you. Even though he scolded you ever so slightly for managing his pile of work, you know he’d do the same for you in a heartbeat. What a treasure, how glad you are to know him, how wonderful he is…

“(y/n)?”, Satoru purrs against your ear.

You don’t response, chest rising and falling slow and steady. He can’t help but smile to himself, admiring he beauty of your finally resting face. Carefully, he lifts you out of the bathtub and covers your body in the fluffy bathrobe you love so much. You definitely deserve some rest for all the work you did these last days.

He can’t help but gently caress your cheek, making sure you’re completely tucked you underneath your favourite blanket.

“What a lucky man I am”, he mutters to himself while outlining your parted lips.

“To call someone so wonderful my wife…”

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[lewisvinga]

that’s my girl | lance stroll x fem! reader

summary; lance’s fans hated y/n for her personality and willingness to defend him and herself at any cost. however, their views on her change when a fan meets her and posts all about it

fc; tara yummy

warnings; suggestive comments

taglist; @namgification

note; requested! i’ve been obsessed w tara yummy lately but yall my requests are closed atm, i’ll open them soon once i finish w the requests i have rn 😫 so pls bear w me n be patient 🙏

masterlist !

liked by lance_stroll, lilymhe, and others!

yourusername: my man bought me chanel. sick.

username: not her not tagging lance…

yourusername: don’t want people looking at what’s mine 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

lance_stroll: acting like you weren’t begging for a bag and a pair of shoes🤣

yourusername: not u exposing me 😩

lance_stroll: just telling the truth 🤫

lance_stroll: anything for my girl❤️

yourusername: wahhh

username: i wanna be like y/n

yourusername: to be like y/n, u gotta have the y/n mindset 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️

username: she ate this tho icl

username: ugh i don’t like her, she’s such a gold digger and it’s so obvious

yourusername: gold digger is when girl receives bags from millionaire boyfriend🤕

username: she’s so ugly and unclassy, idk why lance is dating her

yourusername: you’re pretty unclassy, but while we’re at it, lance just made out w me 😁😁

lilymhe: WOWWWW you’re so hot i can treat u better than him

yourusername: i can treat u better than alex bae

liked by lance_stroll, carmenmmundt, and others

yourusername: i 🖤 st tropez

username: here she goes again w the not tagging him💀💀💀

yourusername: big deal , i’m literally sitting on him and he watched me post this 🥱🥱

username: THE SECOND PICTURE???? IS SO???😩😩😩😩😩

username: omg the second picture i’m gonna go crazy

username: who even took the last picture?

yourusername: my boyfriend 🔥

lance_stroll: beautiful as always😍

yourusername: gonna give you a big fat kiss

username: i actually like her but he’s all daddy’s money, she should date some other driver who earned his spot

yourusername: LMFAOOO, babe most drivers on the grid ARE nepo babies and come from rich families 💀 yall just mad that lawrence is a loving father 🤕🤕

username: she ate this one thing up

username: i love her idc attitude idk

username: i don’t! she’s so mean and disrespectful to lance’s fans, it’s so nasty

yourusername: no i just defend myself and lance, maybe if yall weren’t coming at my neck every 5 seconds i’d be nicer 🥱🥱

carmenmmundt: GORGEOUS 😍

yourusername: NOOO YOUU😩

liked by lance_stroll, yourusername, and others

f1wagupdates:

a fan met y/n l/n while in new york city! she said that y/n was super nice, complimented her outfit, and even introduced her to lance! turns out the black cat of the paddock is super sweet!

tagged; yourusername, lance_stroll

username: her smile :( she looks so sweet

username: ugh i love her idc what yall think

username: omg omg i was that girl, she even gave me her lip gloss bc i asked about the shade😩

yourusername: lmk what u think bb bc the formula is so chefs kiss

username: omg shes in nyc??? i need to meet her nowww

yourusername: for a couple more days, may or may not pop up in saks tmrw at noon🤭

username: y’all were just bitter she’s dating your fave!! y/n will always be her

username: u could never catch me hating on mother

yourusername: i promise you guys i’m not scary😩😩 i’ll just defend my man or myself whenever 🤷‍♀️

lance_stroll: y/n is the sweetest girl i’ve ever met. she’s made me the happiest man ever. hating on her means hating me. i would take legal action against some people who leave nasty comments but y/n’s against it. she’s the best girl i could ever ask for. liked by yourusername, f1wagupdates and others!

lance_stroll: but that’s my girl ❤️

lance_stroll: and that ladies and gentlemen is how to make the y/n l/n giggle

yourusername: STOP EXPOSING ME😖

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