#ok byeee back to being <3 full of love and acceptance <33

[daydadahlias]

luke is getting his ass back… it’s over for ashton

ok so earlier today i got an ask that was like "what's something you've wanted to rant about but haven't been given the chance to" so i'm gonna cash in my chip w/ this one because this ask made me furious on multiple levels <3

firstly, the whole "luke lost his ass" shtick is fucking stupid as piss and i don't want to hear any of you talking about it (because ive heard?? several of you do it??). it's rude, weird, untrue, inappropriate, and it's also simply not funny <3 how can his ass come back if it never fucking went anywhere? why do you think it's even a good joke to make? Quit that shit now.

secondly, "it's over for ashton" dude ?? fr ?? i dont know why you think it's appropriate in any facet to try and put down another member of the band (especially THIS member of the band to THIS blog user) and try to say one of them has "superior" features?? ashton's ass is great, luke's ass is great, everybody's ass is great, can you please shut the fuck up and just appreciate all the ass the band has to offer?? bc, i promise, it's a lot of great ass!!

thirdly, why did you send this to an ashton blog? if you want to make a joke, consider learning how to be funny! and the first step to that is knowing your fucking audience!!

#pigeon #anon #me when i get really angry over small things <3 #except that it's not small bc it's a repeated pattern of y'all thinking it's ok to compare band member's bodies <3 especially ashton's <3 #and you can bebop around and be like 'i love this band member's X the most!' and i get that bc hey !! we all know who i love the most. #but to come into my ask box?? and say ?????? ashton's ass will somehow be worse or whatever bc luke's is 'coming back'? #when it never went anywhere. is actually incredibly demeaning and undermining to both of them!! #and i dont tolerate that :) #ok !! just a friendly reminder for you guys i guess that im really mean! #yeah i love ashton's ass a lot <3 so if u talk shit you'll get hit or whatever #ok byeee back to being <3 full of love and acceptance <33