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rexscanonwife · 5 months

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IT'S....MY TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY WITH REX NEXT MONTH??

#jane journals #self insert talk #💙 oh captain my captain 💙#HOW DID IT SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THIS HOLY FUCK!!!#my partner was talking about all the upcoming f/o anniversaries she has cause theres lots #and i was like 'hm thats nice i wonder when my next anniversary is coming up' as if ive ONLY kept track of rex #AND LO AND BEHOLD....ITS NEXT MONTH #it feels like this FLEW by 🥺🥺#ive gotta do something for it!! something cool!!#ill figure something out!! i think i have an idea #and maybe write a letter to him 👉👈#ugh i havent seen my husband in a while #ive been watching clone wars with ruby but hes only popped up once or twice in these last seasons #hes gonna have some GREAT arcs im excited for soon tho > w <#every time he popped up for even a second tho i was like hiiiii oh my god hi 💖🫶💖🫶💖🫶💖

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lin-lizzie · 7 months

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Do you have any headcanons about the Infinight Interns (Now Infinights)?

I feel like there's a lot of potential with what they do in their free-time, wether it be camping or at the Infinight Quarters

bringing this from the spectril post but i totally see Gum Gum and Spectril getting along and seeing each other as siblings!!! They'd bond over flowers... and Gum Gum's interesting stories

Bart gets mixed feelings from this

Kyborg doesn't remember a lot of Evirwinter's traditions because he was so young when Quadron absolutely destroyed it

Mudd accidentally jammed the coffee machine (if one even exists, or at least something similar) with dirt.

no matter how hard Kyborg tries to teach gumgum, he cannot use a bow. mainly because he keeps accidentally snapping the string.

either kyborg and bart, kyborg and mudd, mudd and bart, or all three are gossiping together about things

"doesn't spectril and slique seem kinda..."

"kinda what?"

"ya know?"

"oh definitely."

LOL

kyborg constantly working out in their freetime together......

i like to imagine one day kyborg is doing pushups and he just asks bart to sit on him while doing so to show how strong he is and gumgum shows up and just. crushes kyborg. yeah im ending this there.

#tales from the stinky dragon #stinkydragonpod #stinky dragon pod #i swear im gonna work on the other asks #im like juggling my science project #getting ready for a convention #maybe other assignments #procrastinating #and uh #yeah #i really wish my break was this next week #but no its in two weeks </3 #i am suffering #i miss my husband #please im failing english because i refuse to do those STUPID assignments #and ive been forgetting to grab something from my science classroom that i need for this stupid project #im actually going insnane i need help #i just cant #oh my god #also it doesnt help im going between interests too #like oh my god im going between persona 5 and hunterxhunter so badly #and a bit of stinkydragon but like yeah #god i still need to listen to the gumgumbirthdyaheistor wahtever that is #sorry guys everything is getting jumbled together #aeskjfhsriu #hhiahiwkhuershduseroogijohgrijogioueagrsgiueihag

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moeblob · 6 months

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(SLAMS MY OCS DOWN)

I MISSED THEM SO MUCH YOU GUYS

Reynold, the ADHD human that he is, has a very hard time focusing on much of anything and the only way he can be considered "accomplished" in his former line of work (CIA) is because he knew. He knew he had to do the task as fast as possible before he forgot what he was doing.

Now he lives in another world and is basically the trophy husband to the demon lord and Reynold is like "this is amazing I'm adopting the whole entire demon army as our children". And the demon lord is like "you want to adopt my demon army" and Reynold is like "starting with your advisors, yes. those are our daughters now. I love them. I would literally kill for them."

And Sascha, the demon lord determined to NOT ACTUALLY FIGHT PEOPLE, is like please don't kill anyone. And his job is now "take care of the entire demon race and also act as impulse control to one human". Luckily his twin advisors love Reynold too and agree to help keep him in line in the world.

And since idk how much I posted on main and not my OC blog for the advisors, Melo (left) is mute and Lody (right) does the talking. They are able to share what they see with each other because of the pink/yellow eyes acting as like a gateway of sorts. So they're rarely assigned to survey the same area since if they're apart they can see twice as much and report on more in order to aid Sascha. (But at the castle they both like to stick together and trail either Sascha or Reynold)

#my characters #also since sascha is the demon lord he has the ability to turn into a biiiiiiiiiig dragon #its an ability only allowed to the blood line of demon lords and if the demon lord dies with no family #the ability manifests in a random demon and thats how the next lord is chosen #however ! since he found the twins on the verge of death and basically gave them both some of his essence/life #they are not actually related by blood but do carry some of his royalty #and can turn into big lizards and reynold loves this so much because oh my god thats so cute #they - as lizards - could crush his bones and kill him easily but hes like LETS GO TO THE GARDENS #AND SUNBATHE ON SOME ROCKS #and the twins are like .......................... odd priority but lets go #and so sascha will wander outside if he cant find the trio and yeah theyre normally just asleep on rocks #two big lizards and his husband just napping in the sun #after melo and lody are told to their faces by reynold hi you can call me mom if you want #they look confused but then later on lody is like HELLO MOTHER and sascha gets absolute whiplash when his husband beams #and turns to face his adopted children who just called him mother #like this poor demon lord is stunned enough by that but he was warned by reynold that adoption was non negotiable #so he is like understandably odd endearment moving on now #until he hears another of his soldiers talk about have you seen mom recently and is like #this human really is out here adopting the entire army and im really confused but its very cute and endearing

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allmyandroids · 4 days

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✨️🖤 Love of my Life 🖤✨️

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trashlie · 11 months

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Trying to write my ILY 232 thought dump and my brain is like brrRRRRRRR too quiet so i’m like okay lemme pull up one of those playlists youtube music generates for me, we’ll do the kpop one because FoB and MCR have been way too distracting--

and then it just generates a random smashing of SO MANY OF MY FAVORITE SONGS TO PUT ON REPEAT that I would play during work to get through the fucking day LMAOOOOOOOOO this is NOT conducive to me being productive oh my god pray 4 me I’m gonna wrangle this post out of myself i swear it

#ashlie.txt #you know how you see a group live and now every time you hear certain songs from them you heard live #it just really fucking transports you right to that moment?#when i saw oneus and no diggity came on OH MY GOD some kind of spirit fucking POSSESSED ME and i just feel it come back now LMAO #like!!!!!!!!!!!!#HEARING THAT LIVE WAS SO FUCKING INSANE I LOVED IT SO MUCH I WAS SO OVER THE FUCKING MOON #my husband was right there next to me like :) and some kind of unholy spirit entered me and i went full feral #WHEN DO I GET TO HEAR GHOSTING LIVE HUH HUH HUH?#TXT COME BAC #BUT WAIT FOR ME TO GET MONEY FIRST #okay u can do this ashlie #no god no blame me is gonna be in my head this whole while i'm trying to talk about nol's frustration #and mx is gonna be in my hears all CAN YOU BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME ME FOR THINKING BOUT THINKING BOUT THINKING BOUT YOU NAAAAAAAAAAAAKED #sweats nervously #'if i'm falling baby don't blame me'#SCREAMS

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angeltism · 8 months

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ju.lie and sa.hed have some sop.hie and ho.wl type of thing going on damn

#➳ the fool speaks #how to become ju.lie #also oh my god the MISUNDERSTANDINGS #DAAAAAAAMN #shit is getting interesting #kam.ille and rai.nah r so cute together i can't . and kam.ille has been so unaware of all the traumatizing stuff that ju.lie #and the others have been going thru sobbing #whenever somebun tells her (or idk maybe she stumbles into ton.ny doing his sketchy shit) i have a veeeery bad feeling for how she'll react #anyways oh god another web.toon i have to wait for updates for . booooooooooooooooooooooooo #jkjkjkjkjk waiting is worth it #i wonder when the next home.sick ep is coming out #i wonder if it'll feature my husband #hmmmmmmmmmmm #many questions . many wonderings :3c

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ingravinoveritas · 2 years

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God bless the wonderful person on Twitter who Photoshopped this already...

#michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #behind the scenes #oh god this is so fucking adorable #my heart can't handle it #they are giving off such powerful couple vibes here #in and out of character #that thing where two people are in love and meant to be together #i am now going to stare at this for the next five hours #yes #ineffable lovers

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drewsaturday · 2 years

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i'm guessing renee and cary are fake married or what but their whole dynamic with her belittling him for not fake abusing her harder is A++ so i'm gonna probs ship this

#pantheon tag #cary: shit are you okay i didnt mean to shove u that hard :(#renee: oh my god you fucking pussy make it BELIEVABLE next time i want a CONCUSSION #just him playing the Abuser Husband role while she's actually just a vile human being and he has Some emotions is so fun

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rexscanonwife · 2 years

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Good morning everyone welcome to another day of me being hopelessly and completely in love with Rex 🥺💖💖

#brie babbles #self insert talk #💙 oh captain my captain 💙#i hope everyone's doing ok and got enough sleep last night!#and if u didnt then welcome to the club and hang in there bby #this next cup of coffee will fix us i promise #yeah i didnt sleep well enough last night x'3 and i have an early shift today #but its ok!! i will get through #i dreamt about rex a little bit and thats enough!!#and i shift a lot in my sleep so i usually throw things around/grab things #and i woke up from dozing off at some point and my fucked up little rex plushie was in my arms 🥺👉👈💖💖#i love him i love him SO much!!#like. god.#this feels like forever #i can see us long after we're married just being so grossly and completely enamored w each other #like ill just be pouring the coffee while the kids run around and look at him like hes my whole world cause he IS #wheres that one thread abt that person having a big crush on their husband #thats me ajfjfjg

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cosmicrhetoric · 1 year

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ok fuck them for that fr

#how come.................how come no one mentioned #in all the gifsets and stills ive seen of the big ill be born a man in my next life scene #NO ONE mentioned the camera pans over to her beard of a husband going 🙂👍🏾. this thing is CAMP #less than twenty min of this was spent on the romance but oh my god OW

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bulletsgirl · 2 years

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the fact that the kids all grew up to be so so so so fucked makes perfect sense for the extremely traumatic circumstances they went through but makes me want to PUKE anyway

#lark never being the same after being affected by the card henry pulled from the deck #sparrow not carrying through with his loving mentality when it came to his own son #grant doing exactly what he was doing in the realms (killing to feel something) and hiding it from his husband and son & feeling so ashamed #nick fucking off even harder than glenn ever did #terry becoming a stepfather who isnt equipped to connect with his stepdaughter despite the fact that he had the same struggle w ron #actually that being said it seems like terry got the less shitty hand dealt but im 100% positive that anthony is going to dunk that in the #fucking trash the moment we get to scarys next interaction w him #literally like oh my god..... they were 12 last week and now this #12 last week for ME bc i only just thereabouts finished s1 #crazy and sick in the head

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ebdanon · 2 months

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(part 2) My dad caught COVID on the plane back. Which meant he couldn't attend the wedding-related "meetings" we planned with the parents. Which made him unbearable. Both sides were trying to make the whole thing as cheap as possible (the parents pay for weddings here)- the cheapest menu, venue, music, everything. I don't remember a lot of things from the planning. But at one point they got so overbearing and trying to undermine everything we just gave up. In our country, the bride's parents buy the wedding ring for her husband, and vice versa. We were so sick of their behavior, that we decided to get ridiculously expensive wedding bands since both sides wanted to show off how much money they had. Because they rushed everything, we ended up married 6 weeks after the proposal. There were about 30 people, all of them mandatory for weddings (there would have been more people if no one was in a rush but not everyone can get a last-minute plane ticket). I managed to get all of one friend to attend, my husband had no friends. Because the parents planned the guest list and we said only the core mandatory people, his parents didn't even ask if he would be inviting any friends. My parents paid for my dresses for the few different official events with the in-laws that tradition demands. My husband's parents (who again, knew about this for a year and a half already, were complaining they were running out of money) got him nothing. Official events include family dinner at my place, and family dinner at his place - only parents and siblings and their partners. Then we did the church ceremony with the 30 people, with a lunch at a restaurant afterward. The actual marriage certificate we got two weeks later on our actual anniversary, and we had lunch after with the 10 people in attendance. The restaurants were shitty both times. Since we lived out of town and were busy with work, our parents had to check which places we could book for the set date. They made a list of the cheapest places in town, and they're all cheap for good reason. Terrible interior, bad service, cheap food, and barely any space. They also made a list for the music, and did the same thing again - listed the cheapest bands which had like three people in them. Thankfully we handled the photographer so the photos were amazing. I worked with a florist for the decoration which made the place a bit nicer, but still pretty shit.

I never wanted a traditional wedding. I just wanted to skip the dumb and outdated traditions, get a marriage certificate, and have a small gathering at a nice venue. Well, we skipped most of the traditions. The traditions I hate include the young unmarried men in the family hiding the bride in her house and only giving her up in exchange for money from the groom and best man. There's shit like dancing on tables, a couple of other "money in exchange for the bride" things, and copious photos of the bride giving gifts to her future in-laws family members. After the wedding, everyone goes back to the groom's house where the bride is supposed to dip her finger in honey. oil? (I forget) and draw crosses on the door to her new home, and then the party continues. My MIL insisted I do that one, my FIL filmed it and sent it to my parents. Because no one went to the groom's house because we weren't doing that part.

I remember one conversation I had with my narcissistic grandma the day before, who insisted we still do all that "giving away the bride for money" in the restaurant itself. This is the same woman who pretended to have a psychotic break a week before the wedding and spent a few days in the hospital. We know she pretended because the doctors told us as much, but they still kept her for "observation" to calm her down. She pretended she didn't recognize anyone or anything, but was magically fine when my uncle called her up.

And then I was married and we spent the rest of the month living with my in-laws (as per tradition) to get all the documents sorted and get the marriage certificate. My parents gave us a huge chunk of money as a wedding gift, and his parents promised us half of the house they own (I have a recent story on this I'll share another time) as the other half would go to their daughter.

Living with them was when I learned how big my MIL's drinking problem was. She would go on these screaming rants about how my parents were master manipulators and planned everything how they wanted it to be, screaming at my husband for being weak-willed and getting fucked over according to her. My husband and I would go over to my parents, and the next day my MIL would be screaming about how we went over to get instructions on how to fuck up everything. It was even worse when she was drunk. We got everything with the documents sorted and got the hell out of dodge as soon as we could to our apartment. And we didn't speak to each other for a month and a half after that. Just trying to decompress and destress from the shitstorm we went through. When we finally started talking to each other again and started to relax, we spent a couple of weeks going over the shit that went down, which was stressful again. Finally, we went back to normal, the stress went away, and we both got incredibly sick. It was like the high adrenaline from the stress was keeping us going until we took a breather and we both crashed. While mine was a chronic flare-up, my husband's was a brand new thing and we spent the next four months going to over 40 doctors to figure out what it was. That's a whole 9 shitty shitty months that were supposed to be incredibly happy. We had tons of plans that we had to put off or completely cancel due to the drama from our families. And when the dust settled, and they tried to reminisce about the "wedding", all I told them was that I was just grateful to be invited. Because none of it was for me. The only things we got to organize were the photographer and the florist. It was like the random small tasks you would give to someone because they have free time and those things aren't too big of a deal so they can't fuck them up too badly. I only have a vague idea of why they were rushing everything - our original plan was to get the certificate and buy people lunch, we'd do the church ceremony and everything else at a later time when venues would be available, which was likely months later. We were planning on moving abroad, so everyone was likely panicking that we would never get married in a church if we didn't do it then and there. But these are just assumptions from throwaway things I've heard since then. Our travel agent actually had the dream little wedding that I had wanted a week after we did. The location, music, decor, menu, hell, even everyone's outfits and the weather, everything was perfect, just how I wanted it to be. I just wanna say I'm happy for her, even if I couldn't, I'm happy someone else got to do that whole idea. And I'm sure it took months of planning which we didn't have for some mysterious reason.

Oh, and as soon as the photos of us were shared online, I started getting phone calls from people asking if I was pregnant because it happened so fast. I started joking that I would start sending people my used tampons to just avoid coming up with an explanation of why the rush happened.

Speaking of pregnancy I just remembered, that as soon as we walked out of the church, my and his parents wished us a happy life and a baby as soon as possible. I laughed and told them that would require some sort of higher power because it was medically impossible at the time, and my dad said "Accidents happen".... Both sets of parents knew I had issues with my hormones that basically make me infertile until they're fixed. And I'm keeping some of them in check with birth control. So even if I stop taking it, I'm still infertile, I just don't get periods without birth control. But sure, accidents happen lmao

That's as much as I could summarize and remember, this happened almost two years ago. I'll be sharing more MIL-specific lore as soon as I can.

can i fist fight your entire family? ill pay for my flight too because holy FUCK??????????

#this was a CRAZY ride to read oh my god.#im so sorry all of that happened this sounds like an absolute nightmare #please tell me you and your husband have access to mental health resources because wow #this would turn me into the joker im so serious. like i would become a cartoon villain to these people #idk if its an american thing or just my family but my family is so hands off about this stuff???#like theyre just like ok tell is when and where to show up thanks.#i would have a migraine for the next eternity im so sorru #asks #lore anon

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chuluoyi · 14 days

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✎ baby to the rescue

- gojo satoru x reader

in which gojo recruits your baby son to “save” you from a credit card salesman

genre: immense fluff !! baby gojo and dad!gojo shenanigans~

note: based on this and this reel. with this i hereby declare that anything past chapter 235 is null and void HAHA anyway, i truly want to post remarried empress au by this week but since 261 leaks hurt me so much, i need more fluff so have to postpone it to next week :') tagging @karikari19hikariiii <3

a part of gojo's love entries

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Your husband Gojo Satoru... is handsome as hell, which means your baby son is also undeniably good-looking.

"Why do you pout at me?" Satoru poked his squirming baby's cheek while pursing his lips too. "C'mon, smile! That auntie is smiling at you!"

Everyone who passed by them in Shinjuku shopping district turned heads to admire him and his pumpkin just a little longer, and Satoru visibly enjoyed the attention. He smiled back at them, occasionally winking even.

If only they knew how pretty his wife was too...

Wait, no! On second thought, if they know how hot you are, there will be problems!

You had left him to go to the nearest pharmacy to restock some things, while Satoru decided to entertain his baby in the toy section. He basked in the starry-eyed looks people were giving him... until he heard some strange sounds and turned to his baby boy—

—who was chewing the beak of a duck toy with all his might. Satoru was mortified.

"—! Let that go! Your mama will beat me if she sees you eating this!"

Your baby paid him no mind though, desperately pushing the duck into his mouth. Satoru sat him on one of the empty racks and began the tug of war—

"Let go!" he reprimanded. "You're so naughty, gods—!"

Some people were now openly giggling at both of them. His son tried to resist by rolling, and Satoru clicked his tongue. He then yanked the toy away until his baby finally let it go, sniffling sadly that his papa wouldn't let him have the duck.

"Oh, you..." he picked him up again and consoled the pumpkin. "You can't do that, you hear? First, it's not clean. Second, mama will grow two heads to chew you and me both, understand?"

No, your son totally didn't understand a thing. Satoru sighed, seeing his little blue eyes welling up with tears. He ruffled his head and pulled him close. "There, there... I'll get you ice cream, okay? Now let's go."

Satoru was determined to turn his son back into a smiling, happy baby. But just as he was about to head towards the ice cream parlor, he encountered the most unbelievable sight—

"Miss! I guarantee you'll love this credit card features!"

You. That was clearly you, and a salesman (or a bozo, in Satoru's eyes) was trying to bother you.

You raised an eyebrow. "Uh, no— thank you—"

Yet the bozo was still persistent, like the pesky fly he was. "You can use it to pay for your monthly beauty treatments! Someone as pretty as you..." He eyed you from head to toe, blinking suggestively. "Oh my! Your skin is flawless! You have to maintain it this way! I can also give you recommendations for—"

You were wearing a flare dress that made you look so young and petite, and obviously, Satoru too was lusting after you. And true, your skin was smooth like a soft serve of mochi, but still!

You are meant for him and his eyes only! Oho, this bozo would get heavenly punishment.

He had to get to you somehow, but this was public space and if he cooked up some sort of shenanigan, you would put him in sex ban. I can't have that! so Satoru wracked his brain to think of another way...

Once again, his gaze fell on his now calm baby, who was also looking at his mama over there with utter curiosity. And an idea immediately popped up in his mind.

"Hey, kiddo, look at that, a bad man is trying to take your mama," Satoru nudged him as if trying to egg him on. "We can't let that happen. Will you help me to save her, hmm?"

"Mama..." your baby looked back at him so innocently before smiling. "Mamaaa!"

"Good boy." Gods, his baby was so adorable, he almost felt bad for doing this but...

Swallowing his guilt, thinking he would make it up later, he pinched his son's butt a little too firmly—

"WAAAA!" and suddenly, the little boy burst into tears, and even Satoru was surprised by the sheer volume of his wail.

The sudden inconsolable sound of your baby sent you scrambling in panic, your eyes wildly searching for him, completely disregarding the credit card man. "My baby!"

"Eh?" the credit card man was visibly surprised. "Oh... so, you're married...?"

You immediately made your way towards Satoru and snatched your baby from him, hugging him tightly. "Oh, there, there... What happened to you?" you shot your husband a distaste look as your son kept wailing. "Satoru, why is he crying?"

He nonchalantly shrugged. "Maybe missing his mama? Dunno~"

By now, you had completely forgotten the credit card bozo, but he still looked at the three of you in mild surprise. Satoru took this chance to approach him and whisper in his ear:

"You see, my wife doesn't need your credit card," he whistled. "My cards or lumpsum money will do more than enough."

After seeing how pale the bozo looked, Satoru chuckled darkly... before leading you and your son away from the crowd, with one arm possessively around your waist.

Epilogue

"I'm sorry— I'm sorry, okay!?"

Satoru looked down at his son in utter hopelessness, as the little boy refused to be held by him, looking at him with teary, resentful eyes, and backing away from him in his playpen.

Can babies hold a grudge? Satoru didn't know, but his son definitely was not happy with him, and he couldn't think of any other explanation other than his sin against him back this afternoon.

"I've bought you mochi ice cream!" he opened his palm to reveal the treat. "Don't you want some? Papa will give you some, yeah?"

Baby looked skeptical now, and at that moment, he resembled you so much—accusing eyes, pursed lips, exactly like the expression you would pull when you were unsure of what Satoru might do next. He almost chuckled at the resemblance, feeling giddy.

"C'mon, forgive me, yeah?" he patted his son's little beanie and offered his hand for him to take, eyes crinkling in fondness. "Now, here comes your treat, come closer?"

Your baby crawled closer, seemingly accepting him, and Satoru was all smiles, until—

Whack!

It happened in a flash. He could have avoided it, but he was too taken aback. The pain exploded in his jaw, so intense that he grunted loudly.

"What the—?! You... you—! You kicked me— in the face!"

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homoerotic · 7 months

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this is going to sound like. privileged of me and whatever i need to vent about it but. my grandma keeps going back and forth between giving me money to help pay my bills and rescinding it from me as random punishment for no reason other than she's vindictive and cruel to me out of spite and it's starting to make me go fucking insane. i probably wont be turning my heat on this winter to save money. my student loans are barely helping me and my husband stay afloat. my roommate's entire rent goes towards my monthly AC unit payments bc it broke this summer. and my grandma just. loves to wave money in my face and refuse to help me. because im too "proud" and i wont get on my hands and knees and beg her like a dog. it's very humiliating and demoralizing for me.

#shiba noises #she kept telling me for weeks now that the next time i see her she has an anniversary gift for me #but i wasnt able to see her for like 3 weeks because like #1. she lives an hour and a half away from me #2. i go to campus 4 days a week #3. gas is $4.50/gal rn #i did the drive to see her and my grandpa on sunday #and she 'forgot' to give me my 'gift' but remembered to give my husband his birthday card #HIS BIRTHDAY WAS IN MAY.#it was a giftcard #i think she's punishing me for not visiting enough #especially bc my grandpa was laying it on THICK how i never come over anymore #and tried to make me feel bad about my workload and schedule #and how when he was MY AGE yadayada #drives me fucking insane oh my god #im dying over here but no you're right i should use half my tank to listen to you guys spew fox news bullshit #good fucking lord

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lxnarphase · 1 month

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━━ ❝ GOOD MORNING, BABY !! ❞

☾₊‧⁺...ft. : g. satoru + g. suguru + n. kento + f. toji + k. choso + t. fumihiko

☾₊‧⁺...cw : somnophilia (pre-agreed on), thigh fucking, penetrative sex, pre-established relationship, dirty talk, praise and degradation, mommy kink, breeding kink, satoru and toji are just filthy, choso is so cute and needy, kento is the sweetest husband, it's just really fucking dirty im not sorry

☾₊‧⁺...synopsis : which jjk characters would fuck your thighs while you're sleeping bc they're horny but don't wanna wake you up !!

who does it to tease you ↴

✧ g. satoru ; satoru tries to wake you up, but you just don't want to. and by try, he means he blew into your ear just for you to huff and smack him away, grumbling to let you sleep or you'd bite him. ohh, you are so cute, he just really can't help himself

“look at my pretty girl, such a mess…tsk, wish she'd wake up, now i gotta fuck her soft, pretty thighs instead of that pretty lil' pussy." “aww, your pussy 's so noisy! listen t' her...she's all wet, she's cryin' f'me to fuck her, isn't she? aww, poor thing...” “ooh, are you cumming, baby? cumming in your sleep like a slutty little girl while I fuck your thighs, so precious…”

✧ g. suguru ; suguru's hands move up and down your soft curves while he grinds against your thighs, quiet, sticky noises sounding in the room. you're so adorable, he wants to shake you awake but teasing you with his thick cock nudging against your clit is so much more fun

“you’ve always been so responsive, i didn’t think my dick between your thighs would get you like this, princess.” “oh? was that my name? don’t tell me you’re having a wet dream about me. so dirty, baby, thinking of me like that while sleeping when I’m right here with you.” “don’t you wanna wake up and move my cock somewhere other than your thighs? c'mon, princess, wake up for me.”

who does it because they are desperate ↴

✧ k. choso ; not outright fucking you is painful, but he doesn’t want to wake you up. He’s so fucking hard, that dream affected him more than he thought, and before he knew it, he was fucking your thighs, not caring how loud he was being.

“baby, baby, fuck, hoohmygodd, please! need y'so bad, so fuckin' soft, so soft, fuck, could d' this to you all the time, never wanna stop, p-please, god, 'm gonna cum all over you-!” “sticky fuckin' p-pussy's beggin' me t' fuck it, b-but wanna see you look at me. c'mon, c-c'monnn, please wake up, let me stick it in, o-or 'm gonna waste it a-and cum all over your cunt.” “oh, mmh, ’m cumming, ’m cumming, baby, i-i’ll clean y' up after, g'nna fuck you again 'n' again 'n' againnn, fuck, ’m cumming-!”

✧ t. fumihiko ; poor thing, fumihiko honestly tries to deal with it by himself, trying to just jerk off in the bathroom, but it doesn't work. he knew what he needed, he needed you, needed to touch and feel you around him. with shaky hands holding your thighs, he slides his aching cock between your thighs, moaning so cutely…and when you wake up and start cooing to him, he absolutely loses himself.

“i’m-i’m gonna mess you up so bad, been wantin’ to leave you a mess for so long, so fucking long, 'm g-gonna cum all over your pretty thighs. 's okay, right? right? mmh, okay, 'm gonna do it, 'm gonna cum on 'em.” “y-yeah, yeah, fuck, your thighs are so soft, feel so good around my cock, gonna cum all over them, m-ma'am.” “'s so much cum, i can’t stop cumming, m-mommy, ’m losing my mind, love your thighs, they're so soft, s' soft, thank you, thank you, thank you-!”

who wakes you up ↴

✧ f. toji ; it’s not uncommon for toji to wake up in the middle of the night, cock hard in his sweats. can you blame the guy when he's sleeping next to the sexiest woman he's ever laid his eyes on. he thanks whatever god there is for giving him a wife like you who lets him fuck your soft thighs until you wake up up so he can stuff you full of cum instead of wasting it on your stomach.

“’s time to wake up, mama, don’ ya wan' me t' fuck your needy cunt 'stead of these pretty thighs?” “aw, y'look soooo cute and dumb right now…my pretty thing. c'mon, spread those legs for me, mama, toji's gonna take care of ya.” “did y' dream 'bout me fucking your thighs? yeah? mm, you’re takin' my cock like you wanted me t' fuck you awake…hm? you want that next time? mm, i’ll keep it in mind, baby girl, now shut up and let me fuck you dumb.”

✧ n. kento ; he usually only does this when he’s very very frustrated from working, coming home to see his pretty baby in one of his button-ups sleeping, thighs out in the open. he can’t help himself, softly calling your name as he slides his hard cock slowly in and out between your thighs, giving you soft smile when you wake up.

“sorry to wake you, darling, I know it’s late, but I need you. you just...look so beautiful, i couldn't help himself.” “you were responding so cutely in your sleep…would you rather I be inside you? ask nicely, honey, and I’ll give you what you want. you know a good husband does whatever his wife asks.” “so, so pretty like this, i could fuck you for days. should i do that, my sweet girl? mm, maybe i should take tomorrow off and keep you in bed all take, make sure that my seed takes. what do you think, sweetheart, you want me to give you a baby?”

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luna0713hunter · 3 months

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Watching Sukuna feed his one y/o always makes you laugh uncontrollably;the man doesnt know shit about feeding a baby.

"here,eat." He places the bowl of apple sauce in front of his son,and watched him expectedly.

"um,Ryo?"

"what?"

You stiffle a laugh, covering it with an awkward cough.

"are you..going to feed him?"

Your husband folds his arms across his chest and raises his brow at you.

"why would i do that?"

"um, because he's one?Ryo,he cant lift the spoon by himself! he'll just make a mess!"

Sukuna huffs,and crouches down in front of his son. He watches how the carbon copy of himself struggles with the spoon for a few seconds before finally taking a hold of it. Sukuna turns toward you with a smug smirk,his eyes shining proudly.

"i dunno babe. He looks perfectly fine on his own;after all, he's my son so-"

SPLASH

You choke on your own saliva and then you're sitting on the floor, laughing while tears stream down your eyes. Sukuna is silence as he watches apple sauce drip from his nose,onto his lips and finally,on the kitchen floor.

"oh-oh my gods!" You giggle breathlessly, "y-you were right! he's your son after all!!!"

Sukuna merely grabs a napkin and wipes his face and gives his son an unimpressed look.

"nice job, genius."

"He's one!!!"

Your husband just stands up and walks away

"from now on,i wont be feeding him."

You both know its a lie; especially when you wake up the next morning to the sight of your husband making airplane noises while successfully feeding your son with only a few splatters on his face and shirt.

#jujutsu kaisen #ryomen sukuna x reader #sukuna x reader #jjk imagine #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader

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