#oh god that’s a cursed thought

[ash-and-starlight]

one day, in a thousand years

#I THINK I HAUVE COVID #oh to meet your love after a thousand years at a museum exhibit of your past lives #thinking about them makes me so sick so ILL DISEASED #I AM NOT IMMUNE #spc i’m cursing u forever for this wtf. WTF bro wtf #ouyang’s last thoughts were a desperate plea for esen to wait for him. #he has NEVER called him by first name he has NEVER asked him anything #and his last thought is asking him to wait #and esen does. bc he would have given ouyang anything he asked for #god i hope u get rawed so good it makes up for all the lost lifetimes u earned it #he who drowned the world #she who became the sun #the radiant emperor #general ouyang #esen-temur #(zhu also present in the golden imperial dragon and the golden light of gayness that brought them together again) #my art #not super proud of how it turned out tbh tbh it looks better in my head 😔😔 #would’ve stayed in the drafts if not for my need to feed this 4 ppl fandom #and if not for robin motivation nfngdjfb ty kissa you forever #id in alt text

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

fae!steve who, practically the moment he learns what he can do, sets up a trap curse for his parents. if they ever kick him out and disown him, then the second he exits their threshold he'll take all their luck with him. he'd feel bad about cursing his parents, but the point of a trap curse is that it doesn't activate unless the targets of the curse do something to meet its requirements. if his parents were just good people, good parents, then nothing bad will ever happen to them.

but they really can't seem to help themselves. steve guesses he saw this coming.

he tells eddie about it, when eddie comes to pick him and his one allowed box of clothes and shit from the harrington house. eddie'd offered to curse them, 'might as well make good on my whole evil satanist reputation', but steve told him he already had it covered. told him about the trap. he's never seen eddie look so proud and so sad at the same time.

and sure enough, all good luck leaves the harrington household when steve does. a random irs check reveals harrington sr's years of tax fraud, and his business goes bankrupt trying to pay the fines. someone leaks pictures of one of mrs harringtons senior aides on a drug filled bender in the city, ruining both her campaigns squeaky clean image and her chances at reelection in the fall. several of mr harringtons former secretaries sue for sexual harassment, while seemingly every other woman he's ever come in contact with simultaneously sues for child support.

and steve just watches. he's happy now, living with eddie in a small apartment with their cat and the various small woodland creatures eddie keeps trying to sneak in (so far steve's had to kick out three raccoons, a possum, a skunk, two bats, and a coyote. they've all been very understanding when he's explained the situation to them but eddie still acts like a kicked puppy every time he does it). eddie keeps a little shoebox under their bed with newspaper clippings of every terrible thing to befall the mighty harringtons, says it's in case steve ever wants the reminder that he got one over on them in the end. a reminder that steve's happy and they're not.

steve doesn't need it. he feels it, every time the curse does something to them, something clicking in his chest like one of those alarm clocks with the flaps that flip over from one minute to the next. he wonders if it'll ever feel like too much. if he'll ever think they've been punished enough. they've had a rough couple years, it's sort of only a matter of time before something happens that's unlucky enough to injure or kill them.

steve thinks if he was human, maybe he'd care. maybe he'd look at that shoebox with the guilt eddie seems to be half-expecting every time he brings it out. but he's not, so he doesn't. he set the trap, but his 'parents' are the ones who sprung it.

they really should have known better than to cross a changeling.

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #fae!steve au #witch!eddie munson #stranger things #i'll be honest this is just a lil one bc i actually meant for it to go on the end of that one where he finds out his parents knew #and i just. totally forgot. this is why we do outlines kids #my fics #not even really a fic it's more like. several paragraphs that i forgot to add to a fic #someone was like ooh does eddie curse them?? on the other post and i thought like no?? steve does?? i wrote it right the- #oh my god i forgot to write that part #comedy gold #we love having a functional brain

[cuubism]

No questions. I'm just attempting to kill a man or two by pulling this out of my sleeve >:)

hoooooolllly fucking shit, mayhem you absolute madlad

i don't even know what to say about this. i'm stunned into silence. i'm shook. i'm just staring at it. this is so much to cope with on a tuesday afternoon

@magnusbae come get yeeted off a cliff

#you are INSANE for this. insane. oh my god. #i feel like i should tag this nsfw. this feels very unsafe for work. unsafe for sanity also. #i feel like we have been terrible influences on you. and yet i don't regret it #nor can i bring myself to regret making this cursed fucking milk meme XD #i don't even... hob's hand in his hair. dream's fucking... tits. help #you've destroyed me #i can't wait to see magnusbae's reaction to this XD i'm shaking in glee at the thought #and i will be thinking about this... for a while... the milk... god help me #mayhemspreadingguy #magnusbae #her little brother au #hob/death fuckbuddies au #dream of the endless #dreamling #hob gadling #you killed a man or two for sure

[marsenatsu]

I read this fanfiction where Molly was given the journal as a gift to preserve her memories but being ten she didn't see the point and found it hard.

Which leads to a grieving Edie writing that journal entry in Molly's journal.

Something that was based on 'Molly' saying 'I ate a lot of things that night' not 'tonight'.

I wanna reiterate that Edie did this out of grief like barely a year after Molly's death, not for some evil ulterior motive.

So I was wondering what you thought of this theory?

I feel like this tracks for Edie, and I firmly believe that very few discrepancies in this game can be written on as a writing mistake (despite there being some timeline issues such as, where were Sam and Calvin during Barbara's Final Scream, and allegedly I've read rumblings off Walter's death timeline being weird, but I can't quite find any certainties on that.).

Here is the thing, Molly's a pretty imaginative girl (as a fellow fantasy enjoyer.. I can relate), and based off the cute little drawings around her room and her love for her animals and nature I think there is space to say

I find it interesting that all the animals that Molly had become can be found in her room in some form. I know many people see this as Molly taking from her environment during a hallucination. I was led to believe this as well until now... I can totally see Edie, who probably at this point wanted to believe this wouldn't happen, wanting to 'honour' her firstborn by giving her final moments something that she would've loved. A fantastical tale where she gets to run wild as the animals found in her room. Who knows if Molly even wanted to be any of those things, it feels like a classic mom move to take like three things she knows her kid likes and just use those, similarly to how Gus is kind of just reduced to Kite Boy when he seemed to have his entire punk deal going on.

All this to say, yeah I think it's pretty neat, and I think it really adds onto the idea that Edie is doing this to preserve their legacy, especially if we go off of the idea that in her head, the curse is very real. I'd hate to feel like my family was insignificant just because of how little time they had...

I like to think that's a similar conclusion that Edith finds herself.

'I want you to be amazed that any of us ever had a chance to be here at all.'

#some scrap thoughts here #I firmly believe that the game tries to drill home that edith finds herself somewhere between Dawn and Edith's ideaologies of the curse #that there is nothing wrong with acknowledging the grim history of the finches #that it is important to face it and not run away #dawn finch #sam finch #But to not idolize it either #edie finch #Not to teach your children to risk themseles trying to live up to something before their gone #calvin finch #lewis finch #something something #mar speeks #wroef #what remains of edith finch #oh god i really need an ask tag #the history of the finches

[crossbackpoke-check]

a junkyard dog ain't always pretty but you always love that toothless smile

#i miss tyler bertuzzi #liv in the replies #the absolute way i just got bodied by shake it out coming on as i uploaded the pictures to this post #um. sorry not sorry. the google doc/pdf of the quote that i used for this was literally titled #god fuckin curse the notesapp i wrote two years ago #directly referencing the note i have (pretty sure from when the maple leafs seemed really serious about wanting bert) & i remember #being slammed out of NOWHERE by the sudden thought (because i've been preparing for years for bert to leave) (andreas in feb moe in april) #verbatim: if tyler bertuzzi ever gets traded or retires it's catalog of unabashed gratitude the heart part and i will sob #S T O P #tyler bertuzzi #detroit ride or die #this does actually rival we don't have a future we have a dog for some of these for me which. fuck u past me for being so right about this #things that i need you to know for the narrative: oh dumbstruck is tyler's first nhl game (vs the flyers) #thank you every day is from tyler's hat trick & yes the bruins on knucklehead is intentional because it hurt my feelings #also should note. i'm sorry is from when tyler broke his hand this season & no i'm not okay about the narrative of who is he w/o his hands #yeah yeah yeah. the last five make me want to throw up screaming crying shaking wailing #i made it so much worse by looking at dyl's post #dylan larkin #anthony mantha #andreas athanasiou #catalogue of unabashed gratitude [abridged] - ross gay #my sincerest apologies to fabs i simply could not put him in here he was in we don't have a future we have a dog that was all i could take #should i have abridged the last one to say 'for every day'? yeah probably. did i think of that too late? also probably. wait hang on #ooooookay so i did it so now that tag doesn't make sense but it's fine i also have an alt for dumbstruckand pelican heart :))))))) #what i wish i could've made for u but the pictures don't exist is tyler running down the drive barefoot on the phone the day he got drafted #do you really believe in him? is he a good kid? no problems? you're gonna love him. you're gonna love him. #i'm also fully not even gonna talk to y'all about vrana. i can't do that red string tonight. we're also ignoring sunny #STEVE WHAT FUCKING TEAM ARE WE GONNA HAVE TO PLAY WITH #yes i made this exclusively for me no i don’t care yes i am a lil sorry i love him u’ve heard it all before. dilly i’m kissing ur forehead

[jacqcrisis]

Another little bg3 scene idea:

When they get to the shadow cursed lands, Astarion nervously remarks that it feels like they're being hunted, and he doesn't enjoy not being the one doing the stalking. Ronan offers him his arm silently, clearly for Astarion to take to keep him close if he wanted.

It gets batted away, Astarion stating he's doesnt need to be led around like a frightened animal. Ronan shrugs, offers it to Gale instead who takes his arm as he informs them of the Shar-influenced origin of this curse. Even with the holy light streaming from the mace in Ronan's hand, torches still need to be lit, the darkness oppressive and impenetrable to even elven eyes.

After aiding the Harpers and getting directions to the inn, Ronan is examining the cursed man they put down. Squats down, touches his face, opens his mouth, pulls back an eyelid. A strange affliction, one he's never seen; is there anyway to stop it if it happens to one of his own?

As he straightens, there's a touch to his elbow, Astarion sliding up next to him and telling him in that fawning affectation that he shouldn't be touching that, what if it spreads that way 'darling'? That gets Ronan's attention, looking over the vampire looping an arm around his like they mean take a jaunt through a garden.

"Where's your torch?"

Astarion gestures vaguely behind them, saying he dropped it, of course, you can't expect him to do much holding one. Besides, he doesn't really need it, does he? The light coming off the mace is enough for the both of them.

Ronan asks if he is to lead him then and Astarion scoffs. No, it's more like Ronan is holding the light and Astarion is...keeping a lookout. There could be anything out there; wouldn't it be better if they were at the ready for it instead of having him juggling a torch?

He's squeezing Ronan's arm, eyes darting to the cursed body at their feet as he makes his case. Ronan hums, doesn't bother to argue, just tells them all its time to move out. Astarion doesn't let go of him until they've made it to the bridge leading to Last Light Inn and Ronan is more than fine with that.

#jacq writes #idk i really liked the dialogue when you first get to the shadow cursed lands #i was like oh my god liar boy expressed a genuine emtion on accident #love that for him #also karlach saying to keep close to 'mama K' #UGH I LOVE HER #anyways i have many thoughts #mostly about astarion not touching ronan unless he wants something #whatever that may be #and ronan knows that. but so long as what astarion wants isnt...you know taking over a cult #hes kind of fine with that arrangement. #he likes the flattery even if it is mostly fake #im thinking too much about this #bg3

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

my favourite hobby is wading through pinterest and tumblr like I'm dragging a fucking lake for a dead body, trying to find any and all even remotely scorbus related things that I haven't come across yet, and by favourite hobby I mean I am in agony can someone please please make them famous and popular please I'm going feral

#i feel like a broken record but oh my god i need them religiously #when i tell you they take up all my thoughts 24/7 and i cannot satisfy the beed to absorb content so im just crying on the floor #i want to CONSUME CONTENT BUT THERES NOTHING TO CONSUME SO IM JUST AHHHHHHHHHHH #my brain trying to hyperfixate but theres nothing to hyperifxate on so im just broken #i love them so much #scorbus #scorpius malfoy #albus potter #cursed child #im so closs to re-reading the whole fucking play #and i dont believe in reading plays #unless youre annotating it #brb gonna annotate the play with all the gay shit that happens

[devotedlystrangewizard]

totk really is one of those games that make me go "ok thanks for the characters, setting, and general plot, but ill take it from here <3" because the entire historical timeline had so much potential for interesting and nuanced story telling but they just went with the old zelda story formula and YES thats how theyve always done it but botw was such a reset in terms of gameplay that they couldve overhauled how they handle story in totk. but they didnt

#ramblings #all the races swearing fealty to rauru made me so uncomfortable #like yeahhh ganondorf evil or whatever but also. hey. why is the one leader fighting for the independence of his people. the evil villain #am i just not getting something here am i insane #my first thought when i heard about ganondorf returning was 'wow they could turn him into an actual character' AND THEN THEY DIDNT #its been half a year i feel like the honeymoon period is over. totk was kinda mid. im sorry #it was alright but it just. didnt grab me. at all #botw was interesting because it was new but totk made me yearn for the older zelda formula #though tbh. im always yearning for the older zelda formula. i grew up on oot & twilight princess #you hype up ganondorf so much you make him look like THAT (no im still not over this) and then you just. do what weve always done #this happened in twilight princess. it happened in oot. it happened in ww. hell if you count demise it happened in skyward sword #IT HAPPENE.D IN THE FUCKING HYRULD WARRIORS SPINOFF #'oooh noooo the great evil has returned' WEVE BEEN HERE EVERY TIME. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH POTENTIAL #heres the gerudo having a man born and making him king as is their custom but they spend years in fear that he will be monstrous #here they are after all these iterations of ganondorf afraid to even have kids out of fear that SOMEONE will bring the new great evil #heres a child recently given the throne despite being barely more than a baby always treated with fear by everyone around him #ARE YOU SEEING MY VISION???? #the curse is right there. do something with it. oh my god #i KNOW zelda games are just simple heros journeys but pleaseeee i need food #you dont have to make ganondorf nice just. do something with him im so tired of the evil guy caricature #i like guys who are plain evil but i like them more when they have some fucked up motivation beyond taking over the world

[prettyboysmlm]

ugh it’s almost 3am and i can’t go back to sleep. can a boy please cmere and cuddle with me and play with my hair until i fall asleep

#i’m so fucking tired AND i have shit to do tmr pls god let me sleep #why must i be cursed with insomnia #oh well. gonna watch ace attorney vids and hope that helps me sleep #mlm blog #nblm blog #trans mlm #mlm and nblm only #nblm safe #mlm concept #mlm positivity #mlm thoughts #mlm yearning #nblm concept #nblm positivity #nblm thoughts #nblm yearning #achillean #t4t mlm

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

sometimes when im bored i imagine various ted lasso characters on taskmaster and that cheers me up

#i imagine for one of the new years specials or a charity thing or something #so many golden opportunities. trent would be so fucking funny #whatever cool steady reputation he had is gone thoroughly imploded #[mulan meme] now all of england knows you're a dork #hard to seem cool and collected when everyone's seen you do a team task with ted lasso and utterly fail #but (covered in mud and hair a mess) ridiculously crumble into giggles at the end #(depending on the team task they'd either do extremely well or extremely badly lmao) #and tedependent brain aside also just like. literally any of the characters #except beard he'd be too good at it he'd inexplicably do it all and face the taskmaster down with no facial expression change at all /j #but like. roy. GOLDEN #dani? BEAUTIFUL. completely immune to cutting commentary. even greg daivies is charmed. #JAMIE? FUCKING JAMIE? CAN YOU IMAGINE? #jan maas. beautiful. #BUMBERCATCH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #THERE'S SO MANY GOOD FUCKING OPTIONS #and i need the 'everyone tied their dicks together' thing to come up. please #hang on wait also now i had the cursed thought of someone comparing led tasso to The Taskmaster but that makes beard alex horne which is #the worst thought i've ever had #or would that be boach ceard? #oh my god fucking. rebecca. can you imagine rebecca on taskmaster. i think someone would die #there are just endless good options here #ted in general outside of the ted/trent context too my god it'd be so good #it's all so funny i love this thought exercise #ted lasso #ted lasso tv

[bmpmp3]

the epic highs and lows of trying to read an ongoing shounen manga

#for me it uh. tends to have more epic lows than epic highs. im very unlucky with shounen #occasionally a few years after something i start reading it'll turn out to be good #but any time i follow something from the beginning it starts getting. worse #is it me? am i doing this? dont tell me to read your favourite shounen i'll turn it bad #did i ever mention that one manga. the moon is beautiful but first die #a mouthful of a title. it started kinda goofy but i really adored the main character for some reason #im still a bit attached to him. he cleans so well that he got the magic power to see real good. and now he can matrix bullet time #hes just like me for reeeeeeeaaaal hflkanjvdkfljfds but yeah that manga was. weird but fun BUT THEN #it got so wack you guys you dont understand. the first like one or two volumes? fun #everything else? god knows JHKFDJFDK i still read it all tho. i was invested in my guy with seeing real good powers #and im sorry to say. unfortunately it seems. a certain manga with a big tv adaptation that is pronounced oh she no co #my curse. its started. although that ones very much a epic high and epic low situation like itll be so so wack one minute #and suddenly get good again and then plummet back down HFKJDSBHJds we will see how it goes on #i started getting annoyed with the writing after the stageplay arc because they kept like. time skipping over so much #which i thought was a bit of a waste because there was a lot of interesting potential in a lot of the showbiz storylines. but we shall see #thats not shounen tho thats seinen but my curse applies to some seinen too LOL but most seinen i read is already finished #and shoujosei is spared from my curse. i think just because most i have the opportunity to read in english just tends to not #be drawn out or have weird scheduling things messing with the pacing. are there any weekly shoujosei magazines out there #i dont think weekly manga is good. for a lot of reasons mostly the mangakas health but also i find more weekly stuff i read #that isnt like. 4koma stuff suffers in its pacing a LOT. but again that might be my curse. the second i lay my eyes on it. the curse #(sorry ive been catching up on a lot of manga recently LOL ur getting my manga thoughts now)

[flovverworks]

after a billion yrs i added a lil line about my gbf verse.....<3 one day i might flesh it out to something in-universe, but since gbf is so "oh ure from another world? ya that happens..." i....am gonna keep w that..........(also cuz i do think discussing the different ways of magic, moon-enemy & this n that is more fun like this

#stardust speaking ! #i do wanna write but im unsure when ill do so #anyway i need to talk abut that one 1.5 moment with that weird car horn sfx after murrs fancy speech cuz i #was thinking about it again due to one of the descriptions in the alterego event #i still didnt check the website btw is it available info why snows adult and whites a kid or is that a waiting game cuz #that..... #sometimes when i think abuot paradoxroid i think about them. that one was fkd up #snow&white r so fascinating to me #snow & white & figaro & oz are even more fascinating #oz who only started learning abut the world because arthur asked things about the world................. #oz who made arthur pancakes................................. #they make me ill. figaro feels like he should be the most welladapted cuz in some ways he IS. guy who lies about his power and age and love #humans and that one offhand line in 2nd anni about how he has cared for kids!??!? dude i need to reread 2nd anni did that ever get brought #up again #but figaro & love is................guy who leaves when he thinks he isnt loved anymore #<-guy who was taught by snow&white who valued e/o the most #2nd anni makes me lose my mind. figaro and fausts convo. both who felt like it was the other who left LIKE FIGAROS SURPRISE WAS UNREEEAAALL #somethings deeply wrong with him i am so intrigued #i need to go reread his pt2 parts like what the actual hell dude #the mental gymnastics he does in one part is ? id like to study u and the twins under a microscope #this is all shallowly/casually speaking about it btw theres a lot of things left&right about all of these topics that makes them very yummy #i think what gets me the most about pt2 is that a lot of it is things that we alrdy knew regarding characters feelings etc. such as figaro #but seeing them say it themself makes me faint #OH MY GOOODDDDDD THE FLASHBACK CONVO WITH OZ AND FIGARO? ABOUT WOULD U SAVE THE PERSON U LOVE OR THE WORLD #AND HOW FIGARO ENDS UP FALTERING DEAR LOOOOORRRDDDDDDDDDDDDD #fucked up family (affectionate) #i need to think of modern aus again i thought about arthur calling snow & white granpa for one second and everything hrut #ok im sorry i dont know what possessed me. i promise ill be rereading stuff soon #one more thing. fausts part in pt2. god. but in this cursed world the sage trusted me...

[art-student-rants]

watched some alexa & katie. TERRIBLE idea.

#the show is awesome!!! but oh my god!!! why did i do this to myself??? #not that i did anything to myself #like watching it #not like i put some kind of curse on myself or someone which i DIDNT #i didnt. thats not how it works. like. i didnt. didnt. #this is why i hate watching this show in the first place lol #sorry for anxietyposting #thoughts

[petorahs]

heard the fattest p2 spoiler but as always with me and spoilers it makes me want to experience the game even more. but man i promised myself not to start it until like september... 

#the spoiler is TATSUYA'S PERSONA IS [redacted] #like fck??? man???? that is SO interesting tell me more. #augh the pain of knowing everything and having big brain.... curses #i genuinely did not know that was his persona despite consuming a 'all personas explained' mega chonky video essay once #that counts for two p2 spoilers i accidently knew now. the other is JOKER PERSONA 2 IS [redacted] #god. what is it with me. curiosity killed the cat but i just come back anyway <3 #aishi.txt #oh yea the reason im not starting p two until september is i have a trip to tokyo to focus on in august so. yeah im def not doing anything.. #unless i want to be PLAGUED by persona thoughts while i have to be NORMAL for WORK in TOKYO? #yeah....no.... for my own good #i will be normal for one month

[astrxealis]

bg3 is too fun. too fun.

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #hii :3 i've gotten a lot better w my fear of the dark in bg3 LMFAO i'm in the shadow-cursed lands and just finished the bit where you can #free the pixie and get immunity to the curse hooray <3 bg3 is so fun oh my god the gameplay the characters the everything #it breaks my heart tho KDBWKFB I'VE BEEN ROMANCING BOTH ASTARION & KARLACH BUT SINCE... YK... karlach's romance finally progresses more #uh. i had to. break up w her for astarion. aha. I MEAN I COULD HAVE... IDK. how to explain. yeah. #wyll's dance scene makes me Head In Hands oh god i love all the origin characters sooo much #gave shadowheart night orchids too! lae'zel is pretty absent rn and you have gale on his suicide mission but uh. yeah. cool (???) #prolly not gna progress more w shadow-cursed lands yet ... kinda wna do the githyanki creche stuff first :P kaboom #anyway astarion is so. so. he is everything. #i've started a durge run too and am a few hours in :] going to romance astarion with my draconic ancestry sorcerer half-elf who is another #flavor of twink LMFAO <3 raghhh cannot wait to progress more and more in bg3 #scared for the endings tho tbh. i've heard online and from others that uh... they leave things to be desired. #really amazing and fun game so far tho :3 !! gameplay is sooo fun i love trying to be strategic and then i love. the game. yes #^_^ going to write more and do other stuff more and get to what i need to do and want to do tho. oh gods. by today i swear.

[niuxita21]

If Itzi and Idoia's first meeting is not a meet-cute, IDK what is

#las pelotaris 1926 #'oh shit YOU'RE idoia?? you look younger and prettier in photos' ksdhksdhkj ITZIAR PLSSSS #looks like the curse of being more into the non-canon f/f ship than the canon one on a show that has both strikes again #not all shows can be sin huellas I suppose #for real though they could accomplish such great things together ugh #gdi WHY does itzi have to be stuck on a dead-end ship with a MARRIED WOMAN WITH CHILDREN in the 1920s why is life so hard #god truly gives his hardest battles to his stronger soldiers smh #thoughts no one cares about