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#oc: kaspian darling
captain-kraken · 9 months
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Happy Blorbo Blursday!
What is the most embarrassing thing a blorbo or OC of yours has ever done?
thank you for the ask :)
Honestly I don't think too hard about that because I get really bad second-hand embarrassment. It's physically painful lol I hate it so much.
I will say that I gave that to Eli from Your Influence. They're often embarrassed, not by the things they do, but by things that Kaspian does. They hate going shopping with Kaspian because they just know that he's gonna do something to make them cringe lol
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captain-kraken · 10 months
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“So, what do you think?” Kaz stared at Eli in expectation, his eyes wide with hope.
Eli was still trying to comprehend what they were looking at and couldn’t find the words to reply.
They’d just come back from picking up their order from the coffee shop, still thinking about the judging stares they’d received after ordering Kaz’s monstrosity of a drink. Only to be immediately accosted as soon as they’d set foot back in the van and now, they were staring at…
A very sparkly possum.
In a dress.
Eli continued to stare as Greg scratched at the bow around his neck, the smell of peaches wafting into the air. It was an impressive dress, hot pink and sparkling with glitter and sequins. Eli recognised the sequins in particular, having found them all over the van over the past few weeks. So, this was what Kaz’s “secret project” must have been.
“Um… why is Greg in a dress?”
Kaz put a hand on his hip, narrowing his eyes. “Possums are not confined by gender roles, Eli.”
                “I meant more that possums in general don’t wear dresses.”
As if to purposely disagree with them, Greg wandered over to the small mirror propped on the table and squeaked happily at his reflection.
                “See! Greg likes it.”
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captain-kraken · 11 months
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These two idiots currently invading my head when they SHOULDN'T BE lol
Sometimes a family is a disgraced angel, their glittery demon husband, and an immortal possum <3
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captain-kraken · 11 months
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pls i would like to know about Kaz and Eli 🥺🤲 (sorry not sorry!)
Eli Wirth is an abstinence angel, who was banished to the mortal plane for interfering where they shouldn't have. The only reason they looked into it in the first place was under Kaz's suggestion. But the very act of defiance was enough for them to be branded "broken".
Kaspian "Kaz" Darling is... well, Kaz is a demon, that much is for sure. But he won't admit what kind he is or what he's even doing on the mortal plane. He never meant for Eli to be banished, only for them to learn the truth about who the angels and demons really are, so he does feel guilty for that.
For a long time, Eli blamed Kaz for what happened to them and took out their rage by hunting down demons and other monsters on the mortal plane. They bumped into Kaz a few times over the centuries but somehow he always escaped.
Eventually in the 1920s, Eli tried to get revenge on him by banishing him to a void but instead accidentally bound the two of them together.
Doing this also nerfed most of Kaz's powers and caused the unfortunate side-effect of the two of them starting to burn up from the inside out if they stray too far from the other. They realised that they needed to find a fix for it and in the meantime they would have to stick together.
It was fifty years before they finally admitted that they'd fallen in love with each other. Now they spend their immortal years roaming the world, living that van life and performing "exorcisms" to get by, still half-heartedly looking for a cure.
At some point in the 70s, Kaz accidentally gave a possum demonic powers and adopted him. Luckily Greg has no hunger for evil, only cheese fries.
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captain-kraken · 10 months
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OC Intro: Kaspian Darling
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Age: older than Eli but won't admit his exact age (pretends to be 32) Pronouns: mostly He/Him, sometimes She/Her Species: Unknown Demon
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All Kaz has ever wanted was to experience life as a human. And for centuries that's exactly what he did, never staying in one place too long to avoid suspicion.
But being a demon in a human world was lonely... There was nobody who understood what it was like to be someone like him. That is, until he ran into Eli again.
Getting stripped of most of his powers and being bonded to an angel might have sounded like a bad thing. But for the first time in centuries, Kaz wasn't alone.
To no surprise, he fell hard and fast for Eli, and spent decades pining by their side. But for reasons he won't even share with Eli, he's afraid that they don't truly love him because of [redacted] and worries that they'll leave him once the bond is gone.
Besides, what's the point in finding a cure if his life is already perfect?
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Likes: SUGAR, cute things, social media, dressing up Dislikes: waiting, being alone, documentaries
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Abilities
immortal
temptation
extrasensory perception
supernatural beauty
minor illusions
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broken powers
telekinesis
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He also lost 10 powers when he was confined to his human form. He's mostly upset about the shapeshifting, but losing his regenerative healing has been a big problem.
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captain-kraken · 10 months
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37 and 44 for Eli and Kaz (also a bonus third one of your choosing 🥺, if you like!)
Thank you for the ask!!
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37. Who’s more emotionally sensitive/cries more often?
Definitely Kaz. He cries when he's upset, angry, sick. He cries at films and shows, cute animals, sad songs. And, on one occasion, a venus flytrap that was on sale, because "it looked sad!"
He's also very open about how his emotions because it's the one thing he can't hide very well, so he doesn't try to very often.
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44. Do they cuddle often? Why or why not?
Yes, anytime they're in or on their bed they're cuddling lol. Eli wouldn't bother if they didn't, but Kaz needs it and they're more than happy to do it for him.
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And if you're giving me a bonus one, of course I'm gonna choose:
15. What songs remind you of their relationship?
I'm gonna pull the songs directly from Kaz's own playlist that he plays when Eli lets him be in charge of their driving music lol:
you're the one that i want - olivia newton-john, john travolta Kaz insists that he's Sandy because Eli's style is like Danny's. Eli does not like this comparison lmao
praise you - hannah grace one of the rare songs on this playlist that Eli also loves lol
can't get you out of my head - kylie minogue Kaz is obsessed with this song and overplayed it so much that even Greg shudders when he hears the opening music XD
my life would suck without you - kelly clarkson Eli says they hate this song but somehow ends up singing along with Kaz every time lol
like a prayer - madonna another one that Eli also likes and has been caught singing it in the shower on more than one occasion
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captain-kraken · 10 months
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Kaz, throwing his head into Eli's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Eli, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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captain-kraken · 10 months
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Eli: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Kaz: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Eli: I said within reason, Kaz. How about I murder that guy? Kaz: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Eli: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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captain-kraken · 10 months
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Eli: I can’t believe we have to be stuck in this room together! Kaz, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
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captain-kraken · 10 months
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Eli: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Kaz: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
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captain-kraken · 10 months
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captain-kraken · 3 months
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(can I do several??? is that allowed? lol)
Thanks for the ask!
This is from an old poem that I don't think I have posted on here anymore but I really liked this part:
Skin as pale as the silver moon, Marked by the pain of your past. Cage of bones too frail to protect A heart as fragile as glass.
Not sure exactly what it is like that I like about this part but it's one I always remember.
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I've always liked this line from Dead Serious too:
It was as though he had been parched, deprived of water in a scorching desert, and Henry was the rain that his body and soul ached for.
Sid is one of my worst (as in evil) characters and it's mostly just nice to see him being soft, since he hates showing that side of himself. It's been kinda hard for him to hide it ever since he died though.
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And a silly line from Your Influence that isn't one of my best lines but it always makes me smile, so that's worth something lol
Kaz put a hand on his hip, narrowing his eyes. “Possums are not confined by gender roles, Eli.”
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captain-kraken · 10 months
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Kaz: We have a problem. Eli: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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captain-kraken · 10 months
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Eli, looking at a selfie of Kaz’s: I hate this photo. Kaz: I’m cute as fuck in that photo! I’m smiling kindly. Eli: You’re not smiling kindly; you look like you’re up to something. Kaz: Up to kindness.
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captain-kraken · 10 months
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4 and 45 for the ship ask game for oc/s of your choice
Thanks for the ask!!
4. Who initiates affection? Why does the other not initiate affection as much?
Mostly Kaz. Physical affection is his main love language and it really impacts his mental health if he goes too long without it. Eli is just unbothered by it. They don't not like it but they don't crave it the way Kaz does (most of the time).
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45. How do they support each other? How do they rely on each others support?
Since the "incident" (as they call the failed banishment) Kaz is basically trapped in the form he had taken at the time, which was a human. He can't shapeshift away from this anymore and this means he's lost a lot of his powers, including his durability. Eli has to protect him from getting hurt and look after him when he does get hurt (which is often).
Kaz also has BIG feelings and Eli gives him a lot of emotional support, as well as plenty of hugs.
On the other hand, Eli literally forgets to take care of themself because they spent so long not needing to before they were fired. Kaz makes sure that Eli is getting enough food and sleep, and that they're not pushing themself too hard.
They also rely on each when they're working, because exorcising demons is not easy lol especially since both of them have lost a bunch of their powers. Kaz usually works as the "distraction" and Eli is the one who does the actual banishment.
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