#not the stick figure of bucky😩😩

[evansbby]

(the relationship? it could be both if u want, also y/n pretending to be steve rogers, fake shield and everything ALSO LONG SMH 🫠)

Steve grabbed his clothes basket from upstairs in his room, only to be met by his precious little goofball…

Y/N..with a blanket over her.

He flinched and sighed, grabbing his chest in the process. “Oh..it’s you, what’re you doing with my blanket? And why’re you so quiet?”

You didn’t speak, you just backed away into your room. Steve watched, he furrowed his brows and approached your door. He peeked his head, then Y/N gave a fake fanfare noise, “Dun, dun! DUNNNN! DUNNNN!” Steve went from confused to concerned, you had his old helmet on, some weird costume? And a cardboard version of his shield, it wasn’t even a circle? It was square..almost.

“No need to fear citizens of..uhm, Y/N LAND..? Danger means no harm, uh-..uhm..” You stuttered, you pulled out your little notepad, your horrible almost too small writing wasn’t helping. You began to stutter and freeze up, Steve just looked at you, tongue in cheek.

“Uhm..oh hey look! It’s my dearest buddy ol’ pal..uhm, B-Bucky!”

Steve told you about Bucky, he only visited on rare occasions or when he has to babysit you, which is also rare because ransom mostly does that.

You pulled out a crumpled piece of paper with a drawing of bucky from what you remember, which was nothing because he was a stick figure with a big grey arm and a big head.

You looked at Steve, still tongue in cheek, you decided to bring out the big guns. “Oh no, evil doer infront of us Bucky! He’s blocking our way to victory! Don’t worry buckeroo! I will jimmy my way outta this one!” Steve didn’t say any of those things like that..did he? You approached Steve and tried to hit him with the cardboard, he looked like he wasn’t liking your play.

You sniffled and began to cry softly, then Steve spoke. “Ransom? You got the video?”

“Uh huh, evil doer.” Ransom said snickered and barking out laughter. Your heart sank, Ransom was recording you from Steves room you didn’t even notice. You whimpered and began to cry more, Steve bent down and kissed your cheek, which made you smile.

“My little captain Y/N.”

Not “buckeroo” and “jimmy my way out of this one” 😩😩😩😩

BUT IS RANSOM EVIL

#are ransom and Steve both in a relationship with her or just Steve and ransom is the babysitter #not the stick figure of bucky😩😩 #anon #🚘👩🏿‍🦯 anon

[sungbeam]

AAAAAAA I'M SO GLAD I SPARKED SOME SORTA EXCITEMENT FOR THE ARCHANGEL HANNIE FIC! i'll definitely be one of the first ones to read it LMAOSDKL (also omg??? two 96 liners are storm and rogue inspired?? frothing at the mouth rn)

i've watched a few daredevil episodes & aos i haven't watched, but it's on my list still (b/c i'm so busy w/ uni rippppp)!! i also stick with the movies too heh, but i am currently watching she-hulk right now & i'm almost done! also ur so lucky to have the children's crusade issue :O !! i've been searching for that one for a while but i can never get my hands on them >:((( i just grab whatever comics are available at this second hand bookstore then roll w/ it LOL

as far as my mcu faves go, oml there's too much! rocket, wanda, and loki are signs of good taste, i'll give you that ;D & even tho he's been there since the first avengers movie, hawkeye is so underrated!! but hmmmm... i've been rocking w/ thor, wanda, and sam wilson for a while! makkari & druig, as well as shang chi, are creeping up the list, i just need more content from them!! but my most fave?? our sorcerer supreme, wong <3

ig you can say even the mcu has bias wreckersASDLDVSKLVLK

// xnonie

HEHE I HOPE I'LL GET TO IT SOON THEN !! i'm excited to see what you'll think, but i figured it would be like ,, , kind of angsty and dark like the xmen movies !! :0 (frrr omg who's ur bias in svt?? i'll let u know who i paired them up w unless it was jeonghan bahahaha)

ahh happy watching then ! (yeah mega BOO to university work >:/ really ruining the binge vibe) i've been keeping up w she-hulk as well !! it's still such a shock to me how short the episodes r tbh 😅😅 oop yeah that's how i came across children's crusade actually!!! there was this comic book store in my town that was having this massive sale, so my fam and i went in and got as many interesting ones as we could find!! the first issue of children's crusade just happened to be one of them 😁🥰

AHHH YESYES THOR WANDA AND SAM !!! SO TRUE MAKKARI AND DRUIG 🫂😩🙏🏼 tbh i had this massive druig thirst phase after the movie came out like @_@ my god that man sometimes throws me for a loop— nEwayz haha

I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABT BUCKY THO !! im quite the sebastian stan enjoyer myself 😃😳 he's so fine ekcnekfn WONG THO ??? HE'S THE MVP OF THE MARVEL UNIVERSE LIKE R U KIDDING if someone doesn't like wong that's an immediate red flag 🗿 he's a homie, like i'd go sing hotel california and a whole new world w him at the karaoke bar anytime

bias wreckers is an understatement at this point like they got me tearin up my heart :')

#sungbeam strikes again #xnonie 💥 #always love seeing ur asks in the inbox <3

[chokemewanda]

Luck of The Irish

Bucky Barnes x F!Irish!Reader

Please know this is an absolute piss take I had to write for the sake of my sanity because I could not get an Irish!Reader out of my mind. It’s going to be very hard for the majority of you to relate or understand the reader but enjoy a look into real Irish stereotypes 😂 @buckybarneschokeme enjoy hun 😩

Warnings: swearing, obscure references

Masterlist

“That’s not how this works.” You barely paid the metal armed man any mind as you swung the lump of ash between your hands like your father had thought you to.

“Sure what would you know?” You grunted, sliding your hand down the length of the hurl and decapitating the alien in one go.

“Apparently nothing.” He answered quickly, shooting the next robot to appear.

“Jesus, Mary and Joseph. These whores don’t stop.” You swung again and again. Your granny had been right when she warned you to take the hurl to America. Even if there was no one to play with, it would come in useful.

You felt almost like you should give her a ring and ask her to light a candle for your situation. It had helped during the leaving, why not against aliens?

///

“Sure for fuck sake. What do ya think I’m gonna do with that?” You asked in horror, mug in hand. Bucky looked confused and you glared at the machine he had pointed you to.

“Uh, use it? To make tea?” He offered but from the sound of his voice you knew he knew he was wrong.

“Without a kittle?” You asked in shock.

“A kettle? We don’t really have those over here.” Bucky told you honestly and you your upper lip lifted in disgust.

“If I used a microwave to make tea my ancestors would appear to bate me with a stick. Fucking microwave.” You told him like it was life or death and he had failed you epically.

///

“You ever been to the bog son? You ever been slaving away in the scorching heat with only a flask of tea as thick as tar and a few tayto sandwiches to get you through?” You asked and Bucky scrunched his nose up in confusion before shaking his head.

“I don’t think so. When did you go through that?” He asked as if it was a form of mental torture.

“Every summer from I was old enough to walk. I’d be in the back of the tractor with Daddy and he’d have us out as soon as the sun rose and we’d not be back until the evening.” You told him, looking up from the magazine you were reading and finding Bucky’s horrified expression.

“I thought Hydra was bad.” You scoffed and shook your head.

“Awh it was worth it in the end. Your arse would be warm for the winter and Daddy would bring us to the pub after for a lucozade and a bag of tayto.” You told him, patting his head earnestly when you walked past him to switch on the kettle you had made Tony buy for the Tower.

“I’m never sure if you had a good childhood or not.” Bucky told you honestly and you shrugged.

“I had an Irish childhood.” You told him honestly.

///

“Sounds like a rough day at the office?” You told him, unsure and Bucky looked up from where his head was buried in your lap.

“Have you ever had a hostile terrorist organization try to take over?” He asked and you shrugged

“I mean yeah, but we call them the Brits.” You told him and he laughed. “Bet them up the North and couldn’t get them any further.”

“Some day.” He promised you, his voice muffled against your stomach as you combed through his hair.

///

“You ever consider playing county?” You asked Sam, looking up as he caught the baseball Bucky threw. “You’d have to ditch the glove and pick up a hurl but we could do with you on the Laois team.”

“County?” Sam asked and Bucky watched you with a grin. He had yet to figure out what you were talking about half the time but his teammates had no chance.

“Aye, with a catch like that you could be a senior inter-county hurler in no time. You get free gear and a lunch on Sunday.” You told him. He moved closer to where you were lying in the shade because you burned when the lightbulb was too bright never mind the scorching sun.

“I have literally no clue what you’re talking about.” Sam looked to Bucky for help but he was not going to be of any help.

“D’ya ate sweets?” You asked seriously.

“Like candy?” He asked in confusion at the change of conversation. “Sometimes.”

“You’ll have to cut that out. D’ya do push-ups?” You asked and he nodded. “Good. D’ya ate your broccoli and the sort?”

“Vegetables? Yeah.” He looked to Bucky again but all he was doing was laughing at your serious attitude.

“You’ll make county then. You’ll need to practice every night and give up the pints but you’ll be good. I can tell.” You we’re struggling to hold in your laughter but Sam’s face tipped you off.

“What the fuck Barnes? Get your leprechaun on a leash.” You stopped laughing immediately.

“We don’t joke about the leprechauns. Look what happened to poor Darby O’Gill.” You blessed yourself with a solemn face and Sam looked panicked.

///

“Happy St. Patty’s day.” You knew he was bullshitting you but you still threw your elbow back into his gut and he groaned in your ear. “I’m sorry.”

“You’ve offended my whole culture. Even the English didn’t do us this dirty.” You told him, continuing to cook the breakfast. He had come to love the morning ‘fry’ as you called it and it was your job to cook enough for everyone every morning.

“Stupid sausages.” You cursed for the billionth time.

“You’d miss the Clonakilty Sausages.” Bucky spoke up, his put upon Irish accent making you cringe.

“You’re a dick.”

#Irish!reader #mcu #bucky barnes #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #bucky barnes imagine #bucky barnes blurb #I’m so sorry