#not sure if that’s an allergy or the cyanide but I’m not risking anything

[weeping-parasite]

My windpipe will restrict and I’ll get hives if I’m too close to the nut detectives

#like legit I found out that I was allergic to walnuts a few months ago #I crushed up walnuts in baking class for a carrot cake and I had a weird tingling in my hand afterwards #I told my mom that my hand felt funny when holding them and she made me eat one #I had to take Benadryl so I could breathe normally #I also got a hive on my jaw #looking back I’ve always felt odd after accidentally eating my mom’s dairy free almond food #not sure if that’s an allergy or the cyanide but I’m not risking anything #because yes almonds have cyanide in them #I also feel funny after eating Nutella #so that's fun #meme #shitpost #cookie run #walnut cookie #almond cookie #parasite babbles

[unassumingvenusaur]

Here’s the Chrom/Yarne PC C-A support! 

C-Support

Yarne: No suspicious smells, no strange packages, the bedrolls are still the same… Everything’s clear.

Chrom: Yarne, what are you doing?

Yarne: AH! Father! Don’t scare me like that!

Chrom: But you’re in my tent. Were you expecting Panne instead?

Yarne: I wasn’t really expecting anyone. I was checking the tent for traps.

Chrom: I assure you my tent is safe.

Yarne: You can’t be too careful! You’re our commander! Our enemies could infiltrate the camp and kill you in your sleep!

Chrom: I’m well aware of that. We have the night watch to keep everyone safe.

Yarne: But that just covers physical assaults. What about things like poisoned clothes or booby-trapped chests or cursed necklaces?

Chrom: My tent is perfectly fine. You don’t need to worry over my safety to this extent. Anyway, since you’re here, let’s just sit down and relax. I brought some snacks—

Yarne: YOU BROUGHT SNACKS?! Wait! Let me check them for cyanide!

Chrom: *sigh*

B-Support

Chrom: Yarne! What was that about?!

Yarne: I had to, Father!

Chrom: You dragged me right off the battlefield! That stunt could have gotten us both killed!

Yarne: But you were in danger! That cavalry almost trampled you! Do you have to command soldiers on the front lines?

Chrom: Yes! That is where I’m needed!

Yarne: How do you know? Have you tried commanding from the rear?

Chrom: Yarne, what’s going on? This has gotten beyond extreme.

Yarne: Someone has to make sure you’re safe! Things are different this time. You could die from anything!

Chrom: I’m not guaranteed to die. I will survive this war.

Yarne: You can’t assume that! Anything could happen!

Chrom: I need you to trust me, Yarne. I know what I’m doing. I’m not going to just die on the battlefield.

Yarne: ….

Chrom: Yarne?

Yarne: I can’t do this!

(Yarne leaves)

Chrom: Yarne! Wait!

A-Support

Chrom: He has to be here somewhere…

Yarne: ….

Chrom: Yarne?

Yarne: Eep!

Chrom: Were… Were you crying?

Yarne: N-No! It’s just allergies!

Chrom: Yarne, please talk to me. Why do you think that I might die so easily? Do you think I can’t defend myself?

Yarne: No! You’re the strongest human I know!

Chrom: So why are you so overprotective?

Yarne: Well… In the future, you died.

Yarne: You were going to save the world and you died. I came back here to change the future with Lucina, but then I realized something. If the strongest human in the world could die in my time, then what about now? Someone’s gotta protect you!

Chrom: I’m so sorry, Yarne. I died when you needed me most. But I promise you, this time, I will not die. Things are different now. Not only do I have your mother and our friends with me, but I also have you and Lucina with me as well. With all of us together, nothing will tear us apart.

Yarne: You really think so?

Chrom: I know so.

Yarne: …Okay. I’ll back off. But no unnecessary risks!

Chrom: It’s a deal.

#submission #parry answers #chrom #yarne #gay awakening #poor paranoid bunny boy #chrom is a very patient dad hehehe #yarne's overprotectiveness is adorable #thank you very much!!