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(I’m a 14-year-old girl. I’ve just selected three Led Zeppelin CDs, and head to the counter to make my purchase. The cashier is a middle-aged man.) Cashier: “Are these for your dad?” Me: “Actually, no, they’re for me.” Cashier: “Uh, the One Direction CDs are over there.” *points* Me: “Yeah, well, I hate One Direction. I much prefer Led Zeppelin.” Cashier: “But girls your age are supposed to like One Direction!” Me: “Yeah, well, I don’t! I like Led Zeppelin.” Cashier: “It’s obvious that you have some sort of mental problem. It’s not normal for girls your age to like classic rock.” (The manager has now approached the counter.) Manager: *to cashier* “You! To my office now!” *to me* “I’m so sorry about that. He shouldn’t be talking to you that way. Personally, it’s great to see kids your age that appreciate great music.” (He gave me 50% off for my troubles.)

#reviving my dead blog so I never lose this post

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Imagine a were-moth like a werewolf but instead of growing into a big wolf man in the full moon, it turns into mothman at the sight of a turned on lamp at night and it just has a spasm trying to get to the lamp instead of mauling people

I swore I ANSWRR THIS LOL

I laughed so hard at mental image.

I saw and laughed AGAIBN

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Hey europe, FUCK OFF

#?!?!?!???!!

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#genshin impact #albedo #happy birthday my love <3

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i NEED to listen to uptown fuck!!!!!

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

#I have this scheduled to post on 9/11 and I’m probably gonna forget about it and get jumpscared #miku binder thomas jefferson #YES #YES I GOT JUMPSCARED #FUCK

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‘you should have a separate sideblog for each of your interests’ actually my followers like the variety. they love to see me liveblog an anxiety attack and reblog 10 gifsets of my favorite little meow meow seconds later. its enrichment for them

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there is a Fucking Beast

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your "harmless" outdoor catgirl just fucking killed and ate my subby birdboy

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sometimes "he would not fucking say that" isn't just about fanfic. sometimes a new season of the show comes out and in canon he is now saying things he just would not fucking say

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Hey guys just had the most mid teryaki chicken of my life at the denver airport.

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All the time, I rarely talk about my hyperfixations and special interests now because I don’t wanna get shamed or made fun of for it

To other autistic people, have others ever tried to make you feel bad for being so passionate about a special interest?

#autism #parasite babbles

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Okay so I was doing some ideas on super forms for the care guardians, and here's what I got for cheer. Let me know what you think and if there's anything I should change

Taglist:

@weeping-parasite @lemonmatronics

#care bears #the care guardians #cheer bear

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whyd you delete that post

what post

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Is being a Tumblr-famous-person a hard job?

Think of what a marine goes through, and then quadruple it