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coffee-at-annies · 2 months
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Ppl: are the pirates good?
Me: no 🥰
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aragima · 4 years
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hannibal questions! 🍖🔪
@nietzscheantrout @horrorlesbians and @hanniba1 wanted me to answer these hannibal questions and i wrote too much but oh well! thanks to all 3 of you ilu!!!
favorite episode and why: oh we’re just goin straight to the hard questions huh um OKAY so i think i can only do an ep a season - s1: SORBET SUPREMACY! you get to see the exact moment will looks at hannibal and thinks “.........shit. it’s him isn’t it. he’s The One. SHIT.” and that is so important to me - s2: this one is really hard maybe naka-choko? it’s so fucking gay and sexy. but tome-wan... but mizumono............ yeah idk - s3: torn between digestivo and the wrath of the lamb cuz they both hurt SOOO good much; i love will breaking up with hannibal and hannibal manipulating the situation so will can’t leave asldkjansk it’s so toxic we have to stan..... and for twotl i mean do i really have to give a reason every scene LIVES in my mind and it contains my favorite shot in the whole show:
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that is LOVE baby! that is DESIRE! that is being ENTHRALLED!!!!
least favorite episode and why: i feel like they’re all so necessary that it’s kind of impossible to say but probably antipasto. i get sick of hannibal and bedelia’s shenanigans really quickly and as much as i hate to admit it... i miss will. i also think it was an extremely weak season opener and i blame it for getting the show canceled sjshshsgsg the resentment...
favorite side character: chiyoh or jimmy or actually wait— RANDALL TIER 🖤
if you could bring back one character who died, who would it be?: RANDALL FUCKING TIER. i want there to be a weird thing with him and hannibal and will going on. but also i love what his death did for will so idfk, other than him it’s gotta be beverly
dish prepared in the show that you would like to try eating/making: i was supposed to make hannibal’s osso bucco recipe like 3 weeks ago but it completely slipped my mind so i guess i’ll get on that my next grocery trip  
which side character would you kill off?: chilton just because for god’s sake just let the man DIE ALREADY poor guy <- i’m taking ava’s answer because YEAH
was there any scene that you didn’t like to look at?: nah. the skin ripping scenes at the beginning of either kaiseki or sakizuki (idk i don’t remember, i hardly watch s2a) are particularly brutal but i tough it out
biggest ship: i mean do i even have to say
why did you start watching hannibal?: my wife, who was my girlfriend at the time, and her dad were watching it as it was airing and i was like “oh cool hannibal lecter origin story” but due to inconsistent access to the episodes i would just watch it randomly and that is... not the way to watch hannibal. i gave up around the end of s2 but knew hannigram was It regardless. i decided to watch s3 for the first time earlier this year just to have finished it and was like HOLD UP and did an immediate rewatch that left me... well, how i am now
favorite hannibal fic if you’ve read any?:
oh boy. yall ready for this? all of these can be found on ao3 obviously (i’m so sorry this is so long but i guess i’ve been asked to put together a fic rec anyway)
as soft, as wide as air by blackknightsatellite, the ladders series by emungere, blackbird by emungere, consenting to dream series by emungere, taken for rubies by emungere, at first meeting by emungere, protect me from what i want by @alienfuckeronmain, god of the cold, cold wars by highermagic, the abyss smiled back by highermagic, pomegranate seeds by highermagic, absolute zero by highermagic, in the truly gruesome do we trust by sidnihoudini, TKO by sidnihoudini, oh dear by lunarwench, each according to its kind by chapparral_crown, a flood in our hearts by nanoochka, let me sinful be by darlingred, uncomplicated by stratumgermanitivum & youaremydesign, good bones by @damnslippyplanet​, like they do in babylon by @damnslippyplanet​, your obedient servant by kareliasweet, past our satellites by shotgunsinlace, only the tender meat by isagel, the shape of me will always be you by missdisoriental, a white-walled room by rodabonor, spleen et idéal by rodabonor, the paper doll series by rodabonor, a common point of interest by rodabonor [i do NOT like a/b/o stuff but if i did... it’s this fic], just thought you should know by earthsickwithoutyou, the sacrificial lamb by princesskay, transcendent suffering by itsbeautiful, not something polite by moistdrippings, leave your message after the tone by onewhositswithturtles, holes in the floor of the mind by feverdreamblood, crossing caina by feverdreamblood, the archipelago series by melusine10, but seas between us braid hae roar’d by kareliasweet
have you watched any of the hannibal films?: yeah all of them except manhunter! i grew up watching silence of the lambs because my mom loved it and i went thru a big edward norton phase as a teen so i’ve seen red dragon like 10 times
have you read the thomas harris books?: no and i’m not going to lmao #fakefan
favorite murder tableau: if we’re talking just hannibal’s- the judge. if we’re talking Murder Bad But Kinda Pretty like in general probably the mushroom people or the totem
favorite blood spill: will imagining hannibal while he beats randall to death or The Gutting of Will Graham
what’re some of your headcanons?: - will is good at shibari (backed up in canon: his fishing knots, the firefly man’s full body hishi karada harness) - hannibal rarely listens to modern, non-classical music but he’s a björk fan and he saw one of her chapel performances during the vespertine era and was Moved - will listens to classic rock (zeppelin, the doors, pink floyd) with some classic country (patsy, merle, johnny) and blues (billie, muddy, bessie) thrown in. he’s also a sucker for early/mid-90s college rock/alternative/grunge - will plays the piano (because of the piano in his living room) and the harmonica (because he’s country white trash); he’s kind of shit tho - hannibal fell for will somewhere between “my thoughts are often not tasty” and “you won’t like me when i’m psychoanalyzed” (love at first sight! at last sight! at ever and ever sight!!!) - will’s circumcised, hannibal isn’t 🤪 - hannibal’s a gemini!!!! adaptable, creative, intelligent, outgoing, impulsive, etc - will’s an aquarius!!!!! analytical, a loner, temperamental, unique, compassionate, etc - will’s mom was jewish go read my fic about it https://archiveofourown.org/works/26774326 - hannibal is an agender man (tbh i think of this as canon, it’s just unstated/undefined) - hannibal can speak russian, spanish, and a teensy bit of portuguese in addition to the other languages we know he speaks (lithuanian, english, french, italian, japanese) - will speaks limited amounts of french; he learned it as a kid in louisiana - ED TW will sometimes has a Difficult relationship with food due to food instability by the way of poverty as a kid and goes through periods where it’s hard to keep himself fed, but hannibal is so good for him in that way because he keeps him from going hungry 😓 (yes this is me projecting but also it makes SENSE) - hannibal typically bottoms but THEY DEFINITELY ARE BOTH VERS and will never stops being surprised by how much he loves catching a dick. every time is like religious experience. okay? okay - they’re also both very kinky and switches but tbh.... will was made to Dom hannibal like that’s the reason he exists he could drag that old bitch around by a leash and hannibal would be in heaven HANNIBAL WOULD CALL HIM SIR - the first time they have sex hannibal comes like immediately but he isn’t embarrassed because he’s hannibal fucking lecter and hannibal lecter doesn’t get embarrassed - i have a hc for their favorite sex positions but i’m not gonna put that here because i don’t want yall calling me crazy any more than you probably already do but if you wanna know just DM me all i do is think about them fucking it’s a curse - okay no more dirty stuff abigail called hannibal “dad” on more than one occasion and it was half-joking but it also felt comfortable to her; she never thought to call will “dad” because he’s a weirdo and never knew her as much as he knew his idea of her - hannibal taught her to play piano at the cliff house - beverly is pansexual!!! - brian and jimmy kissed one time when they were drunk and they NEVER talk about it EVER - chiyoh is straight probably. i know, i know, everyone says she’s a lesbian and if she’s a lesbian to you that’s awesome! she’s a lesbian! but idk i just think she’s SO fucking straight and tbh i mourn bc that’s my wife. she could MAYBE be bicurious... - chiyoh is non-monogamous and doesn’t do serious relationships, she doesn’t like the idea of being tied to one person ever since she left the lecter castle - she helped hannibal and will escape after The Fall; she told hannibal she would continue to watch over him and i think she did, she got them a boat and got them the fuck out of there - MOLLY IS DOING SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT WILL. SHE’S SO GLAD SHE GOT OUT OF THAT WHEN SHE DID. she has a good, long talk with alana and finds out all the shit about him and hannibal that will never told her (and it was a lot), gets drunk and burns all his shit, and then washes her hands of the whole thing; moves to a different state, gets a girlfriend, and never thinks about will again
okay i’m capping it there or i’m never gonna stop!! i’m not tagging anyone cuz i think everyone has done this by now lmao but if you’re a mutual who hasn’t and you want to just do it and say i tagged you!! mwah!!!!
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myerstumbluh · 7 years
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answered questions :)
1: What would you name your future daughter?: Deliana (both my grandmothers names together). Her middle name would be Maria after my mom and last name is up to whoever i marry and all that jazz.
2: Do you miss anyone? I miss my grandmother.
3: What if I told you that you were pretty? I’d hide behind my hands a squeal all the thanks and cri a little.
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”? Surprisingly, no.
5: What are you looking forward to in the next week? Hanging out with my gf :)) and also participating in a poetry slam??!!
6: Did you go out or stay in last night? Well my cousin, her bf, my little brother and i all went up to Old orchard Beach in Maine and we were out from 8AM to like 9PM and on our way home we got ice cream from the Puritan and then after that the three of us and my older brother and his gf played UNO till midnight so I guess both?
7: How late did you stay up last night? Till like 1. I was tired man.
8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months? My friend and I went shopping and tried on stuff in front of each other if that counts. It was nothing sexual lol we just needed to FORCE EACH OTHER TO TRY ON UGLY-ASS 1400 DOLLAR DRESSES.
9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon? I was cleaning my room and eating nachos.
10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it? Not that i recall. Edit- actually this one person (that i really dont like) said it to me in a platonic way and i just said it back to not start anything yknow
11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?: Um i mean if my life depended on it.
12: Have you pretended to like someone?: Friend-wise, yeahh.
13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?: Yeee yee
14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?: My little brother- even if he’s a little shit sometimes.
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?: Definitely. Im a clingy-ass person
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?: nOPE :D
17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?: yES
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?: Does my little brother whilst crossing the street count?
19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?: Uhh no actually.
20: Who did you last see in person?: My little brother (he’s on the top bunk if you were wondering)
21: What is the last thing you said out loud?: “Noah, you have to go to bed at 10:30, ok?”
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?: no?
23: Have you ever been to Paris?: NO BUT I WANT TO
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?: LOL NO IM A FUCKING WRECKK
25: Do you use chap stick?: When i need to, but i (sadly) dont always have it on hand.
26: Who did you last share a bed with?: My mom
27: Are you listening to music right now?: No. i cant find my headphones :((
28: What is something you currently want right now?: A few more weeks of summer pls and thank.
29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?: yeeyee!!
30: How is your heart lately? Good! Head over heels but good!
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie? Yeah bc i have a lot of hair and i usually have it in a bun and then i put my hood on and end up looking like Pinhead Larry.
32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you? My little brother telling me sorry for screaming.
33: What do people call you? “Myer” “Noodle”
34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t? Yeah. mostly happens w my mom or like people that i want to yell at but shouldnt
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life? yyes
36: What are you listening to right now? My fan whirring
37: What is wrong with you right now? IM INSECURE ABT MY BODY CHUB BUT LIKE FALL IS COMING SOON WHICH MEANS I CAN HIDE IT W HIGH WAISTED PANTS AND FLOPPY SWEATERS!!!
38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh? YES YES YES IT IS
39: Do you make wishes at 11:11? Lol not seriously. Well, ok maybe sometimes
40: What is on your wrists right now? A fading sharpie doodle and scars from 3 years ago
41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected? tAKEN AF
42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing? American eagle. Summer of 2015
43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? Nope
44: Have you hugged someone within the last week? Yee. my mom, my dad, my brothers, my cousin, her bf, my dog,,,,
45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days? No :(((
46: What were you doing at midnight last night? Playing uno and eating marshmallows
47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago? Lol NO NOT AT ALL BUCCO
48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? Someone else bc im lowkey afraid of the dark and having a person next to me is comforting.
49: Have you ever been to New York? YES AND IT WAS GREAT
50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? yES
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