#nope nope i saw nothing

[doobydoobydoowau]

no bc you can't give a guy THE sapphic pep talk and have his love confession fail??? that's not how this works neil you silly goose. take it back

#good omens 2 #good omens #i think ive gone straight to denial #or maybe im still in shock #whatever #that did not happen actually #nope nope i saw nothing #nina #aziraphale #maggie #crowley #they were in that car together you just couldn't see it bc the plants were in the way #theyre headed on a couples retreat ok #neil gaiman

[alicepao13]

The disrespect this show gets on a daily basis, from the production to the network(s) to even the pirates who prefer to rip shows like *checks notes* Big Brother Canada (same group)...

I wouldn't be calling them out if I hadn't done this myself, by the way. People who have never ripped a damn thing can stay in their lane. I have earned my stripes, I'm not someone who wants to talk shit about those who do this, and I understand the process involved. The webrips are a different story, as they are uploaded by Amazon whenever. The HDTV rips should be uploaded on time, shortly after the network airs the show, and it's the same process as it always has been to rip them. Uploading HDTV rips after the webrips has no value whatsoever, unless someone cares that much about the promo, which of course CityTV doesn't care enough to upload themselves, proving once again what a shitty network they are.

Hudson and Rex has an international fanbase, it shouldn't be so difficult to be able to watch it as an international fan in 2024.

#hudson and rex #this is now a whining blog #but what else can it be when nothing about this show is working as intended #I've been torrenting since 2005 #I've never had the misfortune of having to wait as long as I wait for this show through all these years #last season it took them three days to upload the season five premiere hdtv rip #the rip times are unbelievably inconsistent and they have been that way since this saw first caught my eye (season two) #the fact that there is a single group that does the hdtv rips means that if for whatever reason they can't upload it then we don't have it #the webrips are actually being ripped by one of the best groups out there so I can't complain #it's just that the streaming upload by amazon happens whenever they feel like it #once again I'm drawing similarities between canadian and greek programming which is so not in their favor #(I actually thought that by the time I'd finished writing this we'd have something but nope) #(ps I just saw a rip announce of family feud canada and I just... does someone actually hate hudson and rex?) #(pps do not respond to this if you live in a country where your government is actively combating piracy)

[minty-bubblegum]

You think I'm down bad for a certain artist? Pssh, who told you such lies?

#I am normal I swear #I just fix reblog to like ratios 🥺🥺 #Maybe it's particularly tweel artist..... #Nahhh #Why would you even believe such nonsense! #I didn't reblog their most recent work about 200+ times 🙄 #You're just crazy #(like how I'm totally not crazy for a guy who simps for sea food) #((nope. Totally not down bad diabolically for them.)) #👁️👁️ #You didn't just read those previous sentences #YOU SAW NOTHING #AND NOTHING ABOUT ME FRAMING HIM CALLING ME ADORABLE ON MY WALLS #NOPE!!! #Y'ALL SAW NOTHING ABOUT ANY OF THIS!!

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

Last night me and my boyfriend were arguing about zhongli from genshin and at some point he said "I politely disagree." and all i could think was

No, impolitely disagree. Aggressively disagree. Disagree with me so hard you're pinning me to the wall.

#ashers gay rambles #i sincerely apologize to anyone who reads this #if any of my friends who follow me on here find this uhhh #you saw nothing #i was not simping for my boyfriend nope #nuh uh

[the-acid-pear]

Hands of hips looking down shaking my head I don't know how to sugarcoat this so I won't but signs is so much better than nope. I don't know how people even say the movie aged bad. I think the feelings they have for the director cloud their view (I don't even know how either of his names). You got a 1:30hs movie vs a 2hs movie (I'm cutting the 10 minutes of credit for both) where in one you are never bored and are gripped by emotions and the other where you sit waiting for anything to happen. Like I'm sorry but there's no fight here. Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby.

#luly talks #like i never questioned a thing ppl did during i got dizzy #holy fuck #um. fuck was i saying thst was a lot um #ah yeah. no aside from jupe everyone else is weak as fuck in nope writing wise. when angel was almodt getting killed i was there like 😐 #while i went thru a whole back and froth w Merrill from hating to loving him #signs has a lot of soul. AND A SOLID FUCKING MESSAGE. UNLIKE SOMEONEEE TELLING YOU TO KILL ONE OF A KID NON INVASIVE SPECIES #I'M SO MAD ABOUT WHAT THEY DID TO MY GIRL #AT LEAST THE ONE ALIEN THEY KILLED IN SIGNS WAS LIKE. *ONE*. #the rest of his kind just fucked off and also he was a PETTY ASSHOLE #so you know it's justified. bc whah they did in nope wasn't #im so mad i dont wanna be mad i wanna be happy thinking of a family who is shown to deeply love each other #nope wishes. #also the later has nothing scary at all like. it's a bit uncomfortable but 2002 alien man had me jumping in place screaming man. #saw a shadow outside its the fucking birthday alien coming to. touch my neck with his fingers or something. #last time this happened was when i watched the first evil desf #and before that it was the second coming #thah one fucked me up good #the bigger public is just wrong about horror movies but i get it. i get it like no one gets it.

[a-lonely-dunedain]

*pokes head out from under the plugin I've been using to keep my dash Normal* wait... you guys mean to tell me the Evil Dashboard Clown is REAL? like this isn't some kinda Goncherov-esque satire about the bad changes Tumblr's been making to the dash, they just legitimately put an Evil Clown on your dash?

#tumblr #tumblr clown #like I saw a tumblr post that said something about ''how to get rid of the evil clown'' #and I was like ''ha yeah they sure have been making some weird change. thankfully nothing crazy like THAT'' #but NOPE it was true

[zipmode]

I need to know if anybody else is kept awake at night thinking about Angel's PC build. Did anybody else see that? And recognize it as a PC? I wouldn't blame you if you didnt that shit is fucking hilarious. He has two mini desk fans clamped to it. It doesn't have a shell its just naked and on his desk. I'm so obsessed

#zipmode talks #nope 2022 #thats right this is about the movie NOPE #this isnt a spoiler this has literally nothing to do with the plot #its on screen for like 5 seconds at best but I fucking saw it and it made me lose my shit in the theatre

[finnfern-brainrot]

btw i recently finished at and distant lands and saw zero signs of finn and fern considering each other brothers . someone is Lying

#i never thought of finnfern as incest for clarification #but i saw so much discourse about it i was like #okay maybe they’re just coded and i haven’t gotten to it yet? #nope ! #nothing canonical that couldn’t also just be explained by ‘fern used to be finn’

[everymlmhybrid]

I updated firefox and now i can use tumblr even with the Changes On Tumblr demon on screen thank you god

#.txt #exorcism SUCCESSFUL !!!!!!!! #i was literally typing up a bug report and then checked what version i was on (firefox 119.0) and saw there was an update so i restarted it #just in case. expecting nothing. but nope it works!!!! firefox 119.0.1 you are my savior now

[deacf-coffee-is-a-sin]

I JUST SAW NOPE AND NOT EVEN LIKE 2 MINS AFTER THE CREDITS END I HEAR SOMETHING METAL BANG OUTSIDE AND I LOOKED BUT THERES NOTHING THERE😭😭😭

GUYS IM SCARED

#deacf talks #BRO FUCKCMEEEEEE #im home alone😭 #the noise didnt freak me out at 1st cuz i thought it was someone pulling into the driveway #but NOPE nothings there😭😭 #im trying not to freak out too much but bro the dread that hit me when i saw the empty yard was something else😭😭 #maybe i shouldve looked up lmaoo

[alivegirlmari]

rose’s misty piss motif analysis post. shauna voice. hmm can’t really argue with that actually!

#my only addition is ofc mari related <3 and it’s that misty controls the attic narrative where she and mari both know #that a kidney infection can’t be cured out there. there's p much nothing they can do if that's the case #but nope! lottie's not going to die! bc misty says she won't :) #of all three people present in the attic she's the one with the least social power #except suddenly she IS the leader of this trio. it doesn't matter that she's literally serving lottie #bc lottie's down for the count and mari's clearly panicked and (i say this with love) kinda useless outside of the muscle she provides #misty's the one that gives mari an order and a scolding. and mari doesn't argue back. she fails the order and cries. #and the order again specifically involves piss #socially i think by the end of s2 yeah mari's still got more friends and is above misty on that totem pole #but in a longcon way. i'd say misty's above her. bc she has medical skills and is loyal to nat in a way that mari didn't seem to be during #the coronation scene. like mari might be above but i think misty's already cemented a higher status. it just hasn't hit the runway yet #and i think the attic scenes are a big point for both characters in both short and long term ways #and again yeah. it involves piss. a recurring theme! #(i also saw someone point out she has a mini water symbolism thing going on too) #(which makes the piss thing funnier) #*

[girlscience]

Two days with family and I feel so weirdly infantilized. I pay for nothing, I never drive, I make no decisions, I can't curse, and I can't listen to 90% of my music. It is literally like I am 14 again. I don't like it.

#I don't always feel like a grown adult at home but right now???? absolutely not #I don't like it. I am used to paying for dinner or gas or accommodations when I do things anymore #everything I do with friends we split prices on things #but except for a mug and some ice cream today I haven't paid for a single thing this trip and my parents won't let me #I am used to driving myself places now. I literally drive every single day at home. With friends everybody drives at some point #with my parents??? nope. I'm in the back 99% of the time #I make decisions about when/where/what I do every day. but with my parents? nope. they might ask for suggestions #but I can't say 'I am doing such and such thing at such and such time' #at home I talk however I want and say whatever I want and talk about anything I want to #here I have to edit every single sentance that comes out of my mouth. I cannot talk about any of my interests #I can't talk about my friends the right way or their real lives the majority of the time #and music.... well. if my mom even saw my spotify liked playlist she'd have a heart attack so. #I actually hate it. I don't feel like myself. #on top of that mom won't stop using baby voice and everyone gets irritated at the drop of a hat over nothing #and then two minutes later they are over it.... #it's only been two days. Two Days. and I want to escape

[youremyonlyhope]

Observing the fandoms of shows I watch that have lots of fans that skew younger makes me kind of marvel at how different things are in online fandom even just 10 years after I was their age.

Like, I know I probably sounded like I was losing my mind every 5 seconds in posts I made as a teenager, but some things I see nowadays are actually concerning. I see people taking things waaaayyyyyy too seriously. It’s a TV show. It’s not obligated to go in the direction you want it to. It’s not the end of the world when it doesn’t. It’s not even the end of the TV show yet. Who’s to say it won’t go in that direction eventually, or even do something completely different that you’ll like even more than what you initially wanted? And outside the bubble of those younger fans on tumblr and twitter, no one really cares about the same issues that are being blown out of proportion here.

#no spoilers but i'll tag just in case #st spoilers #stranger things spoilers #specifically this is about stranger things and umbrella academy but i also saw it in the julie and the phantoms fandom too #but i'm seeing people act like a certain ship not becoming canon is the end of everything #am i the only one who had the sense to realize that realistically it probably wouldn't be canon and at least not right now if ever #like can we not joke about coming after a teenage actor because they ship the ship that didn't become canon and gave people hope #the actor just wanted to interact with fans. nothing malicious. honestly it's not even misleading. #anyway it's 2am and i watched stranger things this morning and then rewatched episode 8 when my brother watched it #and i'm still like processing the whole season so i can't even allow myself to pay attention to these younger fans #i just see the posts and tweets and i'm like '...nope... really glad i'm not that age right now... not gonna even touch that issue...' #honestly. these kids need glee. that desensitized me from asking for stuff from my shows because then it'd happen #and then it'd blow up in some weird way or just get undone by the end of a season or just be stupid and not what i wanted #only rarely did things i REALLY want to happen happen on glee. the rest of the time i was just along for the ride. #and that's the mindset i have when watching tv shows to this day. so honestly. thank you glee. #quick someone find the gif of soos in gravity falls saying 'this better be exactly like my fanfiction or i will be VERY disappointed.' #also something being hinted at and foreshadowed doesn't make it predictable when it happens. it makes it planned. #i swear. people are getting too used to shock killings or plot twists out of nowhere that they're forgetting what foreshadowing is. #the finale has a 9.6 rating on IMDB right now. a site that is infamous for being incredibly skewed if even half a fandom hates something. #(believe me. doctor who's IMDB ratings are all over the place due to a loud group of Thirteen's haters) #so if even a good chunk of the fandom disliked the finale then the score would be much lower. but it's not. #maybe it will go down a bit as more people watch. but this is not game of thrones. but i see people treating it like it is. #and really only focusing on 2 or 3 maybe 4 specific issues and writing off everything else. #(not trying to swat a hornet's nest or start crazy discourse and my anon is turned off so just don't come at me. i don't care.)

[sailforvalinor]

Instagram is dead convinced that I really want to read the Shatter Me series but girlies and gents I’m sorry but I would rather walk on legos

#from what I hear kenji would probably be the only character I could stand #I tried to read it last summer knowing nothing about it and read two chapters and was like ‘nope’ #then I saw someone vlog reading it and I was like ‘yeah I’ve missed nothing’ #those of you saying that Aaron Warner is the best fictional man I’m sorry go read Anne of green gables or little women or rose in bloom or #literally anything else #books #shatter me

[doomxdriven]

okay but this.

#rudbornn: dash com and banter #//rudbornn made the wisest decision possible that day. he would not have survived LMFAO #//ofc he couldnt actually /know/ just what their deal was but... i feel like he could sense just how powerful they were #//like not even like spiritual power wise like def that but also just on a baser level he could feel it #//he looked into her eyes and saw nothing but death #//he knew they were way more fearsome than they presented and he was just 'nope. not today. goodbye' SDHISFGSDFGSDGJH. #//anyway im here and i am gonna try to write some stoof today... we'll see

[shadow-pixelle]

You ever see something that makes your brain just immediately enter Deadline Mode? Like, it's not vital. It's not exactly even important, necessarily. It's not gonna do anything awful if you take some time to do it.

But you see something and then just immediately go 'yup, we're on a timer now, must speedrun doing the thing'.

So yeah anyway that's how my writing's going right now.

#fic writing #writing #the development of fic #i saw a thing #and my brain went 'time to work on a deadline!' #even though nothing's going to be awful if i don't get this done soonish #like it's totally fine #but nope #brain has declared that we need to do this As Soon As Humanly Possible