It appears that this week is being dedicated exclusively to an arena deathmatch between “Tumblr Sexymen”. Huh. Well, I have no idea what those are, but we wish our sexymen good luck in their deathmatch!
*distant voice*
Wait what?
*distant explanation*
Oh, oh I need to be there?
*distant agreement*
Well listeners! It appears that I am one of these sexymen and have to go to the arena myself!
This seems like a perfect time to go to the Weather.
Khoshekh the loveable Night Vale Community Radio cat, he’s very cute, has his adult kitty spine spikes and floats about four feet off the ground in the studio bathroom, right beside the sink!
No photography please! We don’t know the full consequences of what will happen to you, this is your final warning!
We are a story telling species. Other animals use tools. Other animals communicate. Every division we try to throw up to separate ourselves from our animal kindred gets knocked down, except this. Human beings have an insatiable drive to organize the world into narrative, both real and unreal. We are the only species to tell harmless lies that our audience knows are lies, in order to delight and inspire. What a heavy burden the truth. What a light gift a fabulation. A lie is a thing with feathers.
Cecil G Palmer, ep. 220 - A Radio Jupiter Holiday Special
I think that when Cecil Palmer finally earned his death, and didn't just accept a government handout, he snuck into hell to continue doing community radio broadcasts and became known as the radio demon. That's why I think Alastor is Cecil Palmer.
In celebration of Cecil Palmer winning the Tumblr Sexyman Contest, I made this :D Ngl, this poll awakened some very strong feelings I had for Night vale that I dropped all of my current projects just so I could make this lmao xD I'm just gonna go now and catch up on the podcast. Also, I know Cecil has an unapologetically atrocious fashion sense but let him have a nice outfit for his celebration plss
This not the first time I say this, and it shall likely not be the last. Cecil Palmer is the delightful fictional radio host of nightvale. Cecil Baldwin is the talented voice actor who plays him. thank you for coming to my Ted talk