I was in the shower, having shower thoughts. Because that’s where all random ideas come from and I was thinking about which of the major sect leaders was the best leader. Not the most ambitious, not the nicest, but which one led their sect the best.
Because the most ambitious? Absolutely, JGY. The best human? LXC. Hands down. Best cheek bones? Our boy JC. Best puppy owner? JL. Best at being a nasty old man?JGS. Etc, etc, etc.
But being a leader is different and I know that I have my own bias so who do y’all think is the best one? 
Please explain your choice, I really want to understand other peoples viewpoints, thank you!
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Jin Guangyao, swiping a credit card on Lan Xichen's bootycrack: Hello Fine Sir May I Purchase Some Gyat
Nie Mingjue: YOUR CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED FBI OPEN UP
*lan xichen.exe has stopped working*
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You guys wouldn't stand me going feral for this man like, CAN I TAME HIM???!!! i might not, but DO I CARE??!! mingjue for HUSBAND!!
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mdzs headcanon of the day #269 !
one time the yunmeng bros tried to teach huaisang to drive and they crashed into a ditch. they called nie mingjue to bail them out and promised to treat him to dinner
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his premature death and 20 seconds of screen time have bewitched me body and soul
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The definitive, color-coded flowchart guide to Jin Ling's many uncles.
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i think about huaisang's rage a lot. it's not loud or boisterous like his brother's, not escalating or expeditious like jin guangyao's. it's like a breeze, silent, almost untraceable, but there. it's a rage that waited over a decade to age into fine wine, a rage to not only hurt but destroy.
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Oops.
Huaisang’s fan inspo: 螳螂捕蝉,黄雀在后 “The praying mantis stalks the cicada, not knowing that the oriole is lurking behind.”
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Anyone need their wood chopped?
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