#narratorposting

[emperorundying]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Dios Apate Major” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd💯 Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit. 5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some bone constructs in the garden My buddy Shiloh pacing: THE EMPEROR UNDYING IS LYING TO US

#real stories that happened to me #the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth #gtn #harrow the ninth #htn #nona the ninth #ntn #john gaius #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #dios apate #mercymorn #augustine #augustine the first #augustine quinque #augustine alfred #mercymorn cristabel #narratorposting #shiloh #johnathan

[theghostlyparable]

from: dink dunk

subject: gay

are you gay

"huh?? what about gay??"

#narratorposting #tsp haunted house au #ask blog #tsp au #tspud au #tspud haunted house au #the stanley parable #the narrator #tsp narrator #BTW SORRY FOR THE LACK OF POSTS FHDJ I WAS VERY BUSY WITH ART SCHOOL

[iowaisms]

I think our propensity for giving Sims multicolored hair makes sense when you learn that we were in our teens during the height of the scene/emo eras.

#iowa txt #narratorposting

[chaossalad]

Ifucking CAUGHT YOU IN THE ACT

Get peer reviewed. Iiiiiidiot.

I love you can we kiss

#narratorposting

[deerskullsystem]

where's that post of ours where it's "are we actually asexual or just traumatised" cus. feeling that in this chili's tonight.

#actorposting #narratorposting

[vellichorom]

❝ & so it begins. Murder each other for my amusement! ❞

the dota 2 narrator announcer pack got me fucked // ft @tommy-terror‘s Stanley design!

#uwu art #The Stanley Parable #The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe #TSP Stanley #TSP Narrator #Danganronpa #blood tw #The Narrator #Stanley #tommy making me listen to the dota 2 pack & having no idea what she's causing #ALSO I MAY AS WELL POST THIS TOO W/ THE NARRATORPOSTING #i've been insane for quite a while

[campyvillain]

love how as the days go by my narratorposting keeps getting scarily close to real dialouge

[hockeyambassador]

more narratorposting

#the stanley parable #tsp #tsp narrator #tsp stanley #hockeyambassador art

[theghostlyparable]

Narrator! You should ask Stanley to find some online example of an school assignment about your books! See what the teachers want students to look for in your writing!

"I mean... I am grateful, this is all I ever wanted, its all I could've asked for... but-"

"its quite a bit overwhelming, honestly- I have so many questions-"

#tsp haunted house au #ask blog #tsp au #tspud au #tspud haunted house au #narratorposting #the stanley parable #the narrator #tsp narrator

[theghostlyparable]

NARRY! You are famous! Your works have lived on, and have been considered worthy of analysis! Your art is considered so moving that it is a common part of popular culture! What you have made is loved :) what an immortality you have earned :)

"this is- this is quite a bit to take in."

#tsp haunted house au #ask blog #tsp au #tspud au #tspud haunted house au #narratorposting #the stanley parable #the narrator #tsp narrator

[theghostlyparable]

Hey Narrator, what can you do everything as a ghost besides moving boxes around? Like can you possess people, make lights flicker, change the temperature or such typical ghost stuff?

"Why- Yes I can! being dead does have it's perks at times..."

"and please- ''what can i do besides move boxes around?'' Pssh! what kind of ghost would I be if I didn't hone my craft?"

The lights proceed to flicker out...

[Don't encourage him. its already cold enough in here.]

"Oh, come on, now Stanley. Stop being such a killjoy. Obviously they want to see my abilities on display!"

before Stanley is able to respond, The narrator possesses a nearby food cooler that Stanley had set down.

[what the-]

a lone pickle floats out of the cooler

"Now look at me, Stanley! I'm a pickle! A pickle! Now, how silly is that? I'm sure this is an adequate demonstration of my object-possessing prowess!"

#stanleyposting #tsp haunted house au #ask blog #tsp au #tspud au #tspud haunted house au #narratorposting #the narrator #tsp narrator #the stanley parable

[theghostlyparable]

Why not see if you can find some of your old books around the house? I’m sure Stanley would love to read them!

"Well... It wouldn't hurt to ask, would it?"

"Stanley...? do you happen to know about a book called- well- what was it again...? anyways- do you happen to know of a book about timelines and time loops and existentialism and all that...? like, one where the main character is stuck in an office space?"

[you mean that one book that everyone had to read in highschool?]

“…”

“What book?”

[y’know, the cult classic ‘parable’ series? I assume you know about it, cause, y’know, you’re a writer and were alive when it was written.]

“…”

“I… I will be right back-“

[alright]

#stanleyposting #tsp haunted house au #ask blog #tsp au #tspud au #tspud haunted house au #narratorposting #the stanley parable #the narrator #tsp narrator #LIGHTNING ROUND... TWO!!!

[theghostlyparable]

oh my goodness gracious stanley. you have a ghost! do you know what that means?? I think someone died in your house! maybe the bones are still there! ack!

[you're right! gross...]

Stanley spells out, using the board:

[Hey ghost-person, where's your dead body? I don't want a gross skeleton in my house.]

"I... what?"

"Don't you think thats a bit rude? you don't even know my name and yet you're asking where I died? have you no manners?"

Stanley spells out what he's saying on the board once again.

[Manners are for chumps.]

#ask blog #tsp au #tspud au #tspud haunted house au #tsp haunted house au #the stanley parable #stanleyposting #narratorposting #>:3

[theghostlyparable]

Why don’t you ask what Stanley thought of it? He’s probably worried about why you ran off like that

“…”

[…]

“Did you enjoy the book, at the very least…??”

#Look im very tired #Im really sorry that thisis bad dnsjsnsh #tsp haunted house au #ask blog #tsp au #tspud au #tspud haunted house au #narratorposting #stanleyposting #the stanley parable

[theghostlyparable]

Ghost.. plus Narrator.. equals Garrator. So about those two doors?

“Ah- yes! The doors! I must’ve completely forgotten in my stupor!”

[Stanley and the Narrator make their way to the two doors.]

“Alright then- here we are, Stanley. You lead the way. Though, in my opinion, I think it’d be best to start with the door on your left.

Howdy! It’s me! The mod! I’m interrupting this post to tell you that you, yes, YOU! the readers have a choice here!

y’see, I think it would’ve been boring for Stanley to choose. So, I want you all to choose!

I have linked a strawpoll here! vote on which door you think Stanley should walk through. voting ends in an hour! (around 6:50-7:00pm EST)

#tsp haunted house au #ask blog #tsp au #tspud au #narratorposting #stanleyposting #WOAH!!! a POLL!!! #Choose wisely :)

[theghostlyparable]

Hey uh was there anyone who lived in that house before you? (Btw I’m new but I really enjoy the look of the blog so far keep it up!)

"While i'm not too sure about anyone before me, I can say for a fact that, after my passing, no one has really laid a foot in here before Stanley."

"...Yes? why do you ask?"

"Well, if im being quite honest... it is a surprise, but not an unwelcome one at that. I've been wanting some company for quite some time-- but still, i'll need to get used to actually have someone around to listen to me."

"...its honestly a bit embarrassing saying that out loud-- I never was one to be upfront with my emotions."

#tsp haunted house au #ask blog #tsp au #tspud au #tspud haunted house au #narratorposting #the stanley parable #the narrator #tsp narrator #WOAH LIGHTNING ROUND