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Kill me once, shame on you.
Kill me twice, how did you did that.
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I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat
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my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle
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That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?
The Courier :
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Kind of Speedran this before going to class 馃槶 hopefully I'll fix it later
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Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.
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what people who say "don't say 30 year olds are old, 30 is still young!!!" don't understand is i know that. i'm not calling my 25yo coworker old because i believe it. i'm calling him old because i enjoy psychological warfare
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Il mare eterno nella mia anima
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
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Interkosmos program
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