Do you guys remember Jake English and the Terrors™️? That’s right, he’s conquered them. It’s all gonna be okay now.
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The fact that this didn’t make it into act 7 is an actual travesty by the by.
Also when I saw this I was just like?!?!? Jake English?!? So yeah I had to make it.
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Au nonsense hoo hoo!!
dadroog and their daughters and that old harlequin sprite who flies around the halls throwing cake!
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fun fact the nannas use she/nanna/gans as well
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haha glad to be able to squeeze one more prompt out for @queerjaneweek
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I'm taking the plunge because why not:
What are some headcanons regarding small, silly things that happened during the 3 year trips on the Golden Yard and Meteor?
oh lets go i love this sort of ask. no meteor crew stuff sorry im kinda tired but
on the prospitian ship:
the crocodiles are never recovering from that shit bro. un-stonks
alchemizing sessions. probably with mundane household devices like toothbrushes or something. patterned toilet paper. davesprite absolutely remakes the sbahjifier for himself but i think he also likes to hand draw them from time to time. also john and jade alchemizing bathing suits and going swimming on lolar and hanging with the turtles. casey can come too. floaties on casey
the sbahj canon diverges. so many sbahj in-jokes exclusive to the prospitian ship. unfortunately the retcon make it so none of this ever happens :(
he’d never say it but davesprite likes it when john and jade fall asleep on him doing whatever, it makes his presence feel wanted and appreciated by the people he sacrificed his self and humanhood for good for. sorry for immediately going into davesprite but good god is he tragic. oh yeah heres more. he’s still part dave and shares the same history with john and jade that alpha timeline dave does. john gave him his shades on his 13th birthday in december 2008, he sent john the con air bunny and jade a physical copy of sbahj as furries in the mail. he is identical to alpha dave in relation to his friends before the timeline splits off. dont forget that 4/13/2009 was also his first time meeting his online friends john and jade in person, even after 4 months chronologically of sburb grinding—nearly a year with all the time shenanigans—and going back to day 1, since john and jade were dead in his timeline
tries not to cry cries anyway but only when he knows theyre asleep. pov when the weight of everything suddenly hits you (you are an emotionally repressed 14 year old)
also because he’s fucking fluffy and absolutely knows it and probably thinks to himself “yeah this is the best possible use for these otherwise pointless breast feathers” and yall already know he craves cloth mother plus probably has nesting instincts
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adding on to that also i think people forget sprites are actually fucking LONG and his wingspan is fucking huge he could be a pillow and a blanket at the same time
i wrote davesprite jade cuddles and john thinking about mushrooms and davesprite thinking about how they contribute to the ecnonony
^ john toked too hard on the lowas mushrooms by accident one time
it feels like pajama parties would be a common occurence just the vibes im getting. literally jade is seen sitting on a pile of squiddles and theres plushies fucking everywhere you know they got up to plushie mayhem. do you think they ever alchemized them. look how lived in that room is they all contributed something
jade resumes gardening :) but theres no sun :( but she alchemizes some plastic plants :D but its not the same :(
canonically the imps in johns house just gave up tormenting him and started hanging out and having snacks on movie night
PENIS!
imagine looking up into the sky and seeing a giant casey the size of a planet sleep. jade resizes stuff for fun like this just to introduce some novelty to their lives
this is something
davesprite has beavis and butthead do america (1996) in his collection somewhere in his apartment on lohac
yall theyre watching johns fuckin spongebob dvd box collection. you KNOW john owns the spongebob squarepants movie (2004). and the best thing is it brings all of them together without any of them objecting. they all love spongebob
when the episode jellyfish jam comes on johns like “wow, pretty much this exact scenario happened to me with the imps.” (arthur flashback sfx)
DAVESPRITE: yeah well you didnt have a giant sound system did you
jade warps dave’s bro’s sound system from lohac and sizes it up. they put on stadium rave and the entire fucking house shakes
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JUNE: nanna, i’m trans
NANNA: Hello Trans! I’m Nanna!
NANNA: *throws cake at her face*
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HAPPY ONE YEAR STRAIGHT OF DAILY DYKESTUCK :3
please use:
she/her for nannasprite, shes transmasc, bigender, and gnc. she/her, he/him, or caw/caw for davesprite, shes bigender, crowgender, and transfemmasc. she/her, pup/pups, paw/paws, dream/dreams, or star/stars for jadesprite, shes a bigender dreamgender princessgender prospitgender demigirl.
she/her or fae/faer for gcatavrosprite, shes bigender, genderfae, and transfem. she/her, meow/meowr, or glub/glub for fefetasprite, shes pangender, transmasc, and a xenogender hoarder. alternating he/him and she/her for tavrisprite, hes transfem, futch, and bigender.
she/her, he/him, it/its, meow/meow, or nya/nya for jasprose, shes bigender, catgender, and transfemmasc. they/them, she/her, he/him, any any neopronouns for davepeta, they are nonbinary, bigender, catcrowic, and transneufemmasc. he/him, neigh/neigh, or she/her for arquius, hes bigender, transfemmasc, horsegender, and robotgender. she/her, they/them, or he/him for erisol, she is transneufem and trigender.
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i dont really care that much about any characters except the mayor and nannasprite
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Due to his conspicuous absence from the Epilogues entirely, I hc that Gcatavros just fucked off to a farm somewhere with the Nannasprites, became a butch lesbian, and spends her days tending to her ranch while everyone else gets embroiled in universe-ending drama.
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If any of my various fake panels ever become widespread enough to be mistaken for canon I hope it’s this one because it would cause so many people to think kind thoughts about Jane and Jake
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arquiuspriteic / arquiusgender
a gender related to or influenced by arquiusprite from homestuck.
davepetaspriteic / davepetagender
a gender related to or influenced by davepetasprite^2 from homestuck.
davespriteic / davespritegender
a gender related to or influenced by davesprite from homestuck.
erisolspriteic / erisolgender
a gender related to or influenced by erisolsprite from homestuck.
fefetaspriteic / fefetagender
a gender related to or influenced by fefetasprite from homestuck.
gcatavrospriteic / gcatavrosgender
a gender related to or influenced by gcatavrosprite from homestuck.
jasprosespriteic / jasprosegender
a gender related to or influenced by jasprosesprite^2 from homestuck.
jadespriteic / jadespritegender
a gender related to or influenced by jadesprite from homestuck.
aradiaspriteic / aradiaspritegender
a gender related to or influenced by aradiasprite from homestuck.
nannaspriteic / nannaspritegender
a gender related to or influenced by nannasprite from homestuck.
jasperspriteic / jasperspritegender
a gender related to or influenced by jaspersprite from homestuck.
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did a thing
transparent version and template under cut
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Round 1 Match 12
The top four characters will proceed to the next round!
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