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I went on your blog to see which fictional men you were getting your boobs big for and I immediately saw Zarbon. Very valid
everyday i play back every episode of DBZ with him in it in hopes hes angled a specific way to look at me through the screen and see. like hi sir yeah 🤗✨
honestly im a sucker for a lot of fictional dudes. i just tend to talk about Zarbon alot because he's the whole reason i'm gay the way i am. though i have made a list showing off a lot of other key dudes id get my boobs big for. <- normal thing to say. i should know. im the one who said it. normal normal.
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#ask#greeneyre#there's definitely a lot more i could fit on this list but.#i feel if i added more id have to redo the sorting or id end up with a number thats not fun for formatting.#and im sure some characters i have likings for that arent on this list would have some folks be like ''huh? him??''#with dingodile i kinda wish there was a good official render of one of his first few designs#namely the one closest to crash bash's model.#i think crash bash has the best version of dingodile in terms of shapes and proportions#plus i like his sounds from crash bash the best :) i like his laugh#that isnt to say i dont like his current design or anything though!!! love him through and through#these arent in any specific ranking or order btw#i have zarbon and his beast form seperate only to ensure i didnt have one in the spotlight more than the other#you cant have zarbon without his monster form. youre ignoring his true beauty if you do.#i think theres definitely a pattern among all the ones shown here (and ones ive neglected to mention on this chart)#or. namely like a few different patterns atleast.#idk who else id point out as one thats not listed here. atleast a normal one that fits among these#oh uhhhh. white haired main dude from jojo part 5. and the guitarist from part 4.#akira otoishi and leone abbacchio#wouldve loved to have fit them both but then id need like. two more slots to make it 32#fuuuck now im a little sad i didnt list those two#if i had to list a character thats probably weird for this list itd be a character from the banjo kazooie series.#not clanker. i love his design but not in that way. clankers a girls best friend.#anyway ive been wanting to post this list for a while but. hadnt had the best opprotunity until now#thank you for the ask :) my heart lights up any time someone agrees with me on Zarbon#i could hyperfixate on him for hours. my mutuals know sadly.
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mattyfm · 4 years
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new york’s very own matthew oliver was spotted on broadway street in converse . your resemblance to luke hemmings is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your twenty-fourth birthday bash . while living in nyc ,  you’ve been labeled as being temperamental , but also benevolent . i guess being a gemini explains that . 3 things that would paint a better picture of you would be bubbly laughter, the smell of fresh coffee, & long drives to watch the sunset  .  ( cis male & he/him  )  +  ( monique , 20 , she/her , pst . )
my name is monique i’m both the baddest and saddest bitch you’ll ever meet and i have NEVER written a concise intro in my life, so be prepared for a lot of jumping around, incomplete thoughts, and information you didn’t ask for. without further ado let me introduce you to my angel boy matthew oliver.
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full name. samuel matthew oliver.
nicknames. sam, sammy, matt, & matty (preferred name and most commonly refereed to as).
age. twenty-four.
date of birth. june 17th.
occupation. actor. (i might give him another job eventually but don’t hold me to that)
sexual / romantic orientation. bisexual & biromantic.
birthplace. asbury park, new jersey.
zodiac. gemini.
spoken languages. english.
𝐛𝐢𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐲
samuel mattew oliver was born to two extremely loving parents jeremy and elizabeth marie oliver, arguably one of the most influential celebrity couples known to man, at least that’s what it felt like growing up in the household, everyone was talking about the oliver’s and when they weren’t...well that never happened
as a middle child, preceded by his older brother mason, and succeeded by his younger sister cassandra, naturally he was born with a crave for validation, anything that separated him for his siblings
but naturally in his need to be different he found his closest allies, more so mason than cassie, but eventually she grew on him, and was most certainly not forced upon the dynamic duo of brother by their parents, but believe me he grew to adore her!
childhood was seemingly normal minus the bombarding questions from nosy students who wanted to know what it was like to have celebrity parents or be rich or live in a house with more bedrooms than necessary 
unlike his siblings however matty reveled in the attention way more than he let on, it was nice to be noticed for something, even if it wasn’t quite what he’d been hoping to be noticed for
but by no means was he stupid! he wouldn’t allow anyone to take advantage of him and had an unusual talent for knowing when people only wanted to use his friendship as some sort of gain for himself, and extended this talent to his sister cass, because boy oh boy did she need it
their dad who i forgot to mention was a professor at juiliard, his alma matter, caused a constant bouncing back and forth between their coastal home in new jersey and their urban townhouse in new york
both places felt like home to the trio! they made so many good memories, however matty was extremely preferential to the coast, and to this day maintains a beach boy vibe, swears everything is just better by the beach
going back to his upbringing for a minute high school rolled around for him and mason and he just became even more extremely protective of cassie, he went through things extremely unknown to his family
on the outside he was the model person and student, honor roll, a long glowing list of extracurriculars including sports, even holding down a normal job like everyone else at his high school, and not a single blemish in his criminal record, the squeaky clean olivers remained squeaky cleans
HOWEVER there was some shady stuff going on behind the scenes my guy, nothing too terrible, just the usual teenager with loving parents who raise a troubled teen, not because of any past trauma but a need to feel seen
DRUGS & ALCOHOL TW got into a lot of fight but always told them they had to fight after school, he got into drugs, nothing too hardcore, just weed (is that a weed i’m calling the police vibes).....at first.....but that’s a different story so moving on! he of course drank with his buddies at high school parties, honestly just vibing my guys, just straight vibes always
secret!!!!
CAR ACCIDENT TW & ALCOHOL TW & DEATH TW one day he’s vibing, it’s the summer they’re celebrating another school year complete, and by the end of the night nearly black out drunk at this point, he knows he can’t go home so he decides to get a ride home with a buddy he worked with, tell his parents that said buddy took him home after work, they worked on homework and fell asleep. and honestly had he had a little less to drink, he would’ve realized that his friend was just as drunk as he was, but they drove anyways. this lead to a drunken car accident, that ended in the death of a pedestrian. thankfully his friend’s dad was a lawyer, and they covered that shit up immediately.
after this whole ordeal choose an accelerated course of study to pursue his acting career, finally something people would talk about that would be solely his, like not really, but let him have his moment alright, he was desperate 
lowkey feels guilty about being a hypocrite towards cassie because he’s telling her not to do any of the thing 
ADDICTION TW he almost kicked his habit but getting back into acting and the guilt of having blood on his hands, was too much for matty, and he developed a drug / alcohol dependency, which he recognized was extremely harmful! he went to rehab! and has been very vocal about his struggle with addiction ever since
had an on set romance with a costar that crashed and burned, quite publicly, and was just not good for his mental health one bit! def didn’t help with his constantly teetering sobriety but he managed to get through it with the help of his family and his friends
acting wise he’s starred in a bunch of movies but his baby is the netflix show that he’s been working on, i would like to think it’s kind of a sitcom esque show mixed with the same comedic timing of the office, parks n rec, those kinda self-aware humor vibes
ADDICTION TW he plays one of the main character, and his dipped his toes into directing and writing a couple of episodes, the show truly gives me one day at a time vibes, just brings light to mental health, addiction, important issues you don’t normally see portrayed on tv, and he def plays schneider, the bumbling rich boy who does and says what he’s told, struggles with addiction, has a super childish nature, and just a hint of self-awareness but just a hint as a little treat
this is so ooc but i’m realizing he’s quite literally schneider from one day at a time
MENTAL HEALTH TW & ANXIETY TW has receded from that cool kid persona he once held back in what i refer to as his ‘glory days’ and is now extremely vulnerable to everything and everyone, will literally cry if you even look at him the wrong way. struggles with really bad anxiety, among other mental health issues (which is why his netflix show and he advocate so heavily for mental health!) but is quite literally one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet, softness runs in the oliver family ig.
IS LITERALLY SO CHILDISH....where was once extremely mature for his age....he now copes with his trauma by just acting like a toddler, literally mixes chocolate milk IN HIS MOUTH like a heathen, but that still doesn’t stop him from being fiercely protective of cassie, and will fight anyone for her
currently vibing! filming, being his best(?) self, and making trips to the nj coast
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positive traits. accommodating, adaptable, affable, affectionate, agreeable, altruistic, amiable, attentive, caring, cheerful, communicative, compassionate, considerate, courteous, creative, dependable, easy-going, empathetic, exuberant, friendly, fun-loving, generous, gentle, genuine, gregarious, helpful, honest, humane, humble, joyful, kind, lively, loyal, loving, optimistic, outgoing, passionate, playful, reliable, resilient, romantic, sincere, sociable, tender, trustworthy, thoughtful, understanding, and warm-hearted.
negative traits. anxious, amenable, avoidant, awkward, critical, defensive, disorganized, dogmatic, (over)emotional, evasive, foolish, forgetful, forgiving, gullible, headstrong, hopeless, idealistic, impatient, impulsive, irrational, messy, moody, oblivious, (over)protective, sensitive, shy, thoughtless, and weak-willed.
𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬
here’s some basic plot ideas but we can always brainstorm smth! friends, frenemies, enemies, friends to lovers, childhood friends, ex best friend, costars, unrequited crush, bad influence, exes, one night stand, roommates! i have
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beepbeeprichiellc · 6 years
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Okay, so I don't know how to say this in English cause it's not my first language. Anyway, since you love angst ( you're the Reddie angst queen ) can you write an au where Richie is convicted of murder with a life sentence(?), but he's not really guilty and Eddie heartbroken saying goodbye to him?
Angst queen! I love it, I should wear a crown made from my followers tears!! You are so sweet anon, and impeccable at English, especially if it isn’t your first language. Very impressed. :)
“Tell me about your relationship with Mr. Tozier.”
The court room was silent, the prosecution standing beforehim in his primped and pressed suit that was overpriced for his cheap grin. Hepaced the room, demanding attention form those who dared sit in on the gruesometrial. The jury ate him up, practically eating out of the palm of his handmaking the defense sweat. Eddie glanced up at his lover, catching his terrifiedgaze. He had been warned that he might be called, being one closest to the defendant,but that was before the case was iron clad, before the mountain of evidence. Itwas all going downhill, and they were unprepared for the rocky bottom.
With a deep breathe he answered. “I’ve known Richie myentire life, ever since we were ten.”
“So you’re friends?” The lawyer pressed, making a circler motionwith his hand that made Eddie want to rip it from his body.
“Yes.” He replied, “We have also been seeing each other forsix months.”
There was an accumulation of gasps from the people in theroom, hushed whispers melting into the thick air. The prosecutor raised a brow,his mouth turning into a scowl. “I did not realize that your relationship wasromantic, are you suggesting that Richie Records Tozier, notorious ladies’ manis in fact gay?”
“Bisexual.” Eddie corrected.
“And you are bisexual as well?”
Eddie shook, licking his chapped lips. “No. I’m gay but I’mnot sure why that’s relevant.”
“Well it’s relevant because six months ago a femaleprostitute was found in Mr. Toziers home, her head bashed in. How do you expectus to believe this ‘relationship’ when he was still sleeping around?” The jurymuttered under their breaths, the reminder of the dead bringing up variousreactions to the 12 members.
Again, Eddie looked up to Richie, his eyes pleading forthings that Eddie wasn’t sure he could give. “Richie hasn’t slept with anothersince we have been together. We are platonic.”
“Platonic?” The word was like venom dripping form the lawyer’slips, his annoying devious smile dancing on his face. “Oh come on Mr. Kaspbrak,surly a well-educated man like yourself knows that someone as famous as defendantwould never settle. I do not mean to offend, but look at yourself. The womanwho have come forward, admitting to their sexual relations with Mr. Tozier havebeen models, performers, drop dead beautiful while you sit here looking likelast weeks-“
“Objection, this is irrelevant your honor and quite franklyinsulting!” The defence hissed, slamming his hands on the table.
“Sustained.” The judge muttered, waving off the outburst. Lookingback to the prosecution she muttered, “Get to your point please.”
The lawyer scoffed, “My point is, if you are naive enough tobelieve that Mr. Tozier had promised you a platonic relationship, is it not possiblethat he was unfaithful? That he kept up the charade to keep you, all the whilepaying the victim for sexual favors?”
Eddie bit his lip, unwanted tears welding up in his eyes. Heswallowed his emotions, forcing them back down into their rightful cage, and throwingaway the key. “No.” He choked, feeling his own words suffocate him. “I haveknown Richie my entire life, have loved him since I was thirteen. There is nouniverse, no possible scenario where he would cheat on me.”
“Is that so?” The prosecution hissed, leaning into the standas he snarled. “You think that highly of yourself?”
“I think that highly of Richie.” Eddie nipped, bearing histeeth.
There was a chuckle for the despicable man, his face turninginto one of amusement. “You may think highly of him but that does not mean heis worth your praise.”
There was a mummer from the defending bench, Richie’s eyes coveringin confusion as the prosecution pulled a black handbook from somewhere undertheir desk. “I would like to submit new evidence, your honor.” He smiled atEddie, causing the small man’s skin to crawl. “I hold here, the victims littleblack book where she kept a very detailed list of her clients. Dates, phonenumbers, preferred sexual acts.”
The jury gasped, their gaze fixated on the book that wasencased in an evidence bag. Eddie’s heart sank, his eyes looking straight athis boyfriend, whose face turned white. It couldn’t be true, he thought, hismind pleading, he loves me. Right?
“October 16th, three nights before the murder,Richie Tozier is listed as enlisting the assistance of the victim, requestingsome pretty lavished favors. Tell me Mr. Kaspbrak, how long were you in Chicagofor your business convention.”
“Ten days.” Eddie replied though his clenched teeth.
“Ten days, so within two days, your platonic boyfriend waspaying a prostitute for her services. Not very faithful if you ask me.” The sleazybeing even dared to fake a sympathetic look, reaching out to pat Eddie’sshoulder, making him flinch in disgust. “You deserve better Mr. Kaspbrak. I’msorry you loved such a horrible man.”
“Richie is not a horrible man.” He choked, “I don’t carewhat that book says, I know the truth.”
“The truth is, Mr. Tozier is a lying, cheating bastard andif I have anything do with it, he will be put away for a long time so that hecan’t hurt anyone as pure and innocent as yourself ever again.” Looking over tothe jury, he nodded adjusting his Prada tie. “The prosecution rests.”
After being excused, Eddie walked out of the court room,making it only three steps before breaking down. It was there that Stan foundhim, telling him how sorry he was. Sorry. If there was anyone to be sorry forit was Richie, his life and freedom in the hands of people who now saw him asunfaithful as any scum on the street.
“I’m going to lose him.” Eddie whispered, leaning into hisfriends touch. “This can’t be happening, I can’t stand to lose him Stan. Notlike this.”
“It’s not over till the jury sings. Have a little faith.” Hereplied gently into his ear. “Just pray that someone is looking out for ourtrashmouth.”
The jury left to deliberate half an hour ago, allowing sometime to contemplate the verdict. Eddie watched Richie talk with his lawyer, hisface twisting in a mixture of disgust and distressed. Their hushed voice carriedto where he sat with the other losers, their own conversation lagging. Hewatched the man he loved whimper and wither into nothing, looking just asafraid as he did back in Derry. This entire thing was one long set up, that waswhat Eddie had decided. There was just no other explanation.
“Eddie.” Richie breathed from the other side of the railing,finally noticing the well-dressed doctor. Tears trailing down his perfect face.“I’m so sorry you had to do that baby, but you have to believe me. None of thatwas true, I have been faithful. I swear on my life.”
“I believe you.” Eddie confessed, standing from his seat tomove closer. “I just, I don’t understand how your name ended up in that leader.None of it makes any sense.”
“I don’t know.” He whispered, leaning in closer. “This looksso bad, I think I’m going to jail Eds. For good.”
Eddie shook his head, fighting to stay strong. “You areinnocent Rich, you didn’t kill that woman.”
“That doesn’t matter. If the jury feels like I did, and ohgod they sure look like they hate my guts, then I’m done for.” He replied, whippingat his eyes. “I’m dead in the water.”
“We will figure it out.” Eddie whimpered, fidgeting underhis finest suit. “Even if this turns bad, I will never stop fighting for you. Ilove you Richie, I swear I’ll find a way.”
Richie sobbed, his eyes holding pain for his lover. “I loveyou too Eds.”
“Please rise for the jury’s deliberation.” The judge’s voicecommanded, breaking apart the two as the focus was shifted. “On the case ofRichard Tozier vs the state of California, what do you find the defendant?”
Eddie felt his heart pound against his ribcage, painfullycreating a cadence for you man’s voice. The speaker of the jurors stood up, adjustinghis well-dressed attire and clearing his throat. It was an eternity, althoughit truly only a few seconds, the time eating away at Eddie’s sanity. Theoverweight man said, in a sharp and knowing tone. “We find the defendant guiltyon all counts.”
The world slowed, the cheers of the prosecution swallowed bythe earths lagging spin. Eddie watched as Richie crashed back down into his seat,a painful cry ripping though him as he buried his face into his palms. It tookall he had not to reach over and touch his lover, not to pull Richie into hisarms and sweep him away to a better place. He wished they could run to a worldthat was honest and kind, one where the truth was plain as day, where peoplewho didn’t deserve to suffer didn’t.
But as the bailiff pulled Richie to his feet, slapping apair of cuffs on his wrists, he realized that there was no such world. Therewas only one, and right now the love of his life was being sentenced to a crimehe did not commit. Tears fell from Eddie’s eyes, his heart ripping into piecewhile watching the accused be dragged towards a back door.
“Richie!” He cried, pressing himself onto the railing. “Richie!”
The trashmouth looked back for a split second before thedoor slammed in his face cutting the two off from each other. Eddie sat down onthe bench, his body trembling uncontrollably. Someone called his name, a friendmaybe, but feel on deaf ears as he just sat there, staring at where Richie hadjust been. In a matter of months, his world had been turned upside down, leavinghim in a heap on the courtroom floor.
Exactly six months before he was saying his goodbyes toRichie at the airport, planting playful kisses along his neck and cheek. If hehad known then that would have been the last time they were able to touch, ableto speak sweet things to one another, he would have stayed. Would have blownoff the business conference to stay at his lover’s side. But as he had boardedthe plane, an uneasy feeling had settled in his stomach making him sick. God,Eddie wished he had listened to his gut, maybe then he could have saved Richie.Maybe none of this would have happened.
But it did.
And now they were a broken set.
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