#with dingodile i kinda wish there was a good official render of one of his first few designs

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I went on your blog to see which fictional men you were getting your boobs big for and I immediately saw Zarbon. Very valid

everyday i play back every episode of DBZ with him in it in hopes hes angled a specific way to look at me through the screen and see. like hi sir yeah 🤗✨

honestly im a sucker for a lot of fictional dudes. i just tend to talk about Zarbon alot because he's the whole reason i'm gay the way i am. though i have made a list showing off a lot of other key dudes id get my boobs big for. <- normal thing to say. i should know. im the one who said it. normal normal.

#ask #greeneyre #there's definitely a lot more i could fit on this list but. #i feel if i added more id have to redo the sorting or id end up with a number thats not fun for formatting. #and im sure some characters i have likings for that arent on this list would have some folks be like ''huh? him??'' #with dingodile i kinda wish there was a good official render of one of his first few designs #namely the one closest to crash bash's model. #i think crash bash has the best version of dingodile in terms of shapes and proportions #plus i like his sounds from crash bash the best :) i like his laugh #that isnt to say i dont like his current design or anything though!!! love him through and through #these arent in any specific ranking or order btw #i have zarbon and his beast form seperate only to ensure i didnt have one in the spotlight more than the other #you cant have zarbon without his monster form. youre ignoring his true beauty if you do. #i think theres definitely a pattern among all the ones shown here (and ones ive neglected to mention on this chart) #or. namely like a few different patterns atleast. #idk who else id point out as one thats not listed here. atleast a normal one that fits among these #oh uhhhh. white haired main dude from jojo part 5. and the guitarist from part 4. #akira otoishi and leone abbacchio #wouldve loved to have fit them both but then id need like. two more slots to make it 32 #fuuuck now im a little sad i didnt list those two #if i had to list a character thats probably weird for this list itd be a character from the banjo kazooie series. #not clanker. i love his design but not in that way. clankers a girls best friend. #anyway ive been wanting to post this list for a while but. hadnt had the best opprotunity until now #thank you for the ask :) my heart lights up any time someone agrees with me on Zarbon #i could hyperfixate on him for hours. my mutuals know sadly.