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cocomochicakes · 6 months

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ASKING NON-BG3 FRIEND WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT THE COMPANIONS

So I asked my friend, who has NEVER played BG3, what they think about the characters based on watching my gameplay and clips from TikTok and this is what they said:

ASTARION

Moody brat, except he’s really sweet sometimes? But still a brat. Very hungry and wants to use Tav as a capri sun. He’s also a chaotic goose. Goostarian.

KARLACH

BEST GIRL BEST GIRL BEST GIRL! Heart of gold (and metal…and fire…) She’s a bimbo Barbarian, what’s not to love???? Also her broken horn is so cool. She’s so punk, I just wanna kiss her so bad.

HALSIN

Big horny bear man. I guess the dick is bigger in bear form??? Can Tav even fit that inside them??? Everybody loves Astarian imitating Halsin “enjoying the freedom of nature’s gifts.” Idk, Halsin scares me for some reason…? Maybe it’s the horndog thing. Horn…bear…?

WYLL

Nobody talks about this guy, so I have no idea who he is. Just your average Joe warlock who just wants a cup of coffee, I guess. I think he’s a monster hunter, though? He and Astarian sass each other.

LAE'ZAEL

Frog lady with a tiny nose. She wants to be dominated by Tav. I used to think she was ugly, but I actually think she’s cool looking in her own way. Makes the silly “CHUHK” sound with her tongue. People ship her with Shadowheart…?

SHADOWHEART

EMO EMO EMO!! She comes across as bratty to me. I saw a little bit of her story, and I think it’s cool that she defied her god, but yeah. Sucks to be abandoned by Mommy.

GALE

I heard somebody say once the boy likes to mansplain, so Gale left a sour taste in my mouth after that. Uhhh people say he’s autistic, too? In my friend’s play through, he had electric boots and was standing in ankle-deep water, and then went on to talk about books or something…? Also he’s the guy you meet in the beginning and you can slap his hand. I think that’s funny. His god groomed him, though, so that’s no good. Um…yeah, I think Gale standing in water with electric boots talking about books kinda sums up his character for me.

MINTHARA

I thought she was the Drow with the tainted blood, but she’s not. To recruit her, you gotta kill kids, and is it worth it? Some might say yes. I say that we lose Karlach for it, so no. It’s cool that she thanks you for not killing her. Gotta be some good angst there. I feel like most people just kill the Tieflings without thinking, so she’s probably a second play through kind of character.

☆☆BONUS☆☆

JAHEIRA

My friend said she’s coded Hispanic, so now I just imagine her making tacos and burritos in camp for the crew. (Is that racist…? Is it racist if I think she scolds people by hitting them with her shoe?) Mom of the camp, as told by my friend. Elder milf mommy elf. She can hit me with her shoe and I’d thank her and put it back on for her, and I hate feet.

MINSC

Burly Barbarian-looking dude with…a hamster…? I admire the ability of BG3 to make a barbarian with a hamster named Boo, and also make him attractive enough that people would want to romance him. Can you romance him? I feel like BG3 is just a dating sim with extra steps, so he’s *gotta* be dateable, right? Idk, I’d recruit him. I wanna pet his hamster.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 headcanons #bg3 companions #astarion #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #gale #halsin #wyll #shadowheart #lae'zel #karlach #minthara #minsc and boo #minsc #jaheira

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mercy-mercie-mercymorn · 2 months

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TAVS.

bg3 spoilers ahead!

aurora (gold dragonborn cleric of mielikki) grew up in the woods, far away from the city. she likes animals and once spent three days chasing a unicorn, just to see what it did. on a diplomatic trip to stop logging that was infringing on a grove once considered sacred to mielikki, she got abducted. pokey sticks and fire breath quickly proved to be the best way to make her way through her new life. on the way she fell head over heels for the two dumbasses who got fucked by the Hells. so they decided to start saving people, hunting things. and now it's wyll and wyll's wife aurora and aurora's wife karlach's family business. yay hell polycule!

(aurora is the reason i call wyll my wife. he's just. my wife <3)

kassandra (seladrine drow warlock) has never been to the underdark. she has a cousin there, on her mom's side, maybe? she grew up in baldur's gate and made a career for herself as a shrewd businesswoman (she makes jewelry; that's how she got warlockéd). using people's impressions of drow against them is like her primary skill and it works surprisingly often despite the fact that she is 5'3" on a good day and has the face of a disney princess. she also has the animal skills of one. aurora is steve irwin, kassandra is cinderella. karlach and kassandra were instant besties, which evolved in the sapphic tradition of "surely she doesn't mean it like that haha" until kassandra just straight up said she wanted to make out with karlach.

(i haven't finished her playthrough yet because i'm afraid teehee)

winter (avariel [mod, winged elf] bard) is your manic pixie dream girl. i stole her name and most of her appearance from Winter The Lunar Chronicles because i am a silly little criminal. winter has never met a problem she could not make marvel-esque quips at, much to shadowheart's eternal chagrin. desperately wants karlach to teach her that silly tiktok dance she's always doin So Bad. her adventure is a very strange change of pace for her because she was previously a tavern waitress/occasional entertainer when there was literally no other option. as such, she does not know how to use weapons really at all and makes everyone else protect her (insert pleading face emoji). anyways, she's the golden retriever gf to shart's black cat gf.

(her wings get in the way of every cutscene but i still love her)

marie (human durge paladin) is like if tinkaton was a person. she hates the murderhobo ps5 in her brain and loves weird little guys (gale). voted most likely to cry at dog food commercials. i really haven't played much of her, so i haven't decided on much backstory for her.

(i just think she's a little funny)

the one that only sort of counts.

cynthia (tiefling wild magic sorcerer) is literally just my OC who got isekaid to faerun. the only people who know this are the """dream guardian""", the gods, and the three dipshits and their lame goddess. she's there to cause problems and live up to her old nickname: Godkiller. her fake persona, Lady Cynthia Tav, is from a little town on the coast and enjoys the finer things in life. her most fervent desire is to have a spray bottle so she can get astarion to stop that (at any given moment, "that" ranges from mild horniness to wanting to violently murder people). she is beginning to understand what it was like for her brother to raise her.

(don't have many pics of her, but she's the most frequent subject of my drawings)

there's a bunch of more in my notebook that i doodle in while playing

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3 tav #oc content lol #long post

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winderlylandchime · 4 months

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2/3 And now they mentioned how they didnt talk about their sexuality for s1 ‘ohh that’s actually dope. He knew if people knew he was straight nobody would talk about the show. Damn, i like him even more now.. OH PETER IS SHADY! I LIKE HIM. He is my best chance at getting behind the scenes dirt. Tell me baby, who is to blame for the finale? And the proposal..and the..you know what let me be quiet’ Gale was taking about how Scott and him didnt wanna say there was straight and he paused it and went ‘wait…what about that Hal guy? I know he’s straight but did he also keep it a secret or was he like ME?GAY?NEVER..I actually didnt even realize he’s not here, i wonder what he’s like in interviews’ Peter at one point mentioned how he enjoyed having a relationship with the writers to discuss storylines and he goes ‘but did they really? Or was it selective? Cause I can’t see my Blondie liking not being in the final scene.. or the Pink Pussy stuff.. And don’t get me started on Brian in the last season. I know that I just kinda met my man like a few hours ago but there is no way he agreed with them about Brian in season 5 so who’s lying’ While they’re discussing Emmett and they kinda compare him to Brian, he just points to the screen and yells ‘THEY ARE THE SAME! and yet god forbid to make them frie-*camera zooms out and he sees Gale better* look at that pretty man just sitting over there…what was I saying?’ ‘They had sex meetings? That’s actually fucking impressive. Lowkey ahead of the time. Okay what are those three constantly talking about and doing? I would also like to be part of it. they keep laughing and talking. *he is pointing at Peter/Gale/Randy talking while Ron is talking*..and by the looks of it Ben dude is also third wheeling like me’ ‘Whenever one of these two old dudes speaks, Gale’s face looks like he’s waiting for the moment that he gets to go ummm actually you’re wrong’ ‘okay I REALLY like Peter. It’s like he’s there to humble them and entertain Gale and Blondie. i mean cmon, any time he picks up a mic, Gale starts to laugh. MAKE ME PART OF THE GROUP PLEASE’ Peter is talking about the locker room scene where he calls Michael a dick: ‘IM GLAD WE ALL FUCKING AGREE! I FEEL SEEN! Representation matters!…why did he make sure to say michael not hal? Is that guy annoying? Was he method’ And then Peter asks Ron about coming to set naked and he burst out laughing and goes ‘i want all the behind the scenes scoop and I want to go back in time and work on that show they look like they had fun..*looks at me all suspicious* who hated who? Actually nevermind, youre not trusted anymore after lying to me about him being gay’ (i never said Gale was gay btw) Ron mentioned about how Gale asked them to cut something: ‘PAUSE! What? Wait Gale asked them to cut something because it was too much? What could be too much? They did everything? What the fuck did they make them do?! *looks at me all worried* SPEAK LESBIAN SPEAK!…okay im calmed down..can you please tell me what scene they cut? (I look at him like hes stupid cause how the fuck can i know that) wow, you really don’t know anything important, do you?’ ‘they FIRED the designer? Damn, why wasnt social media a thing?! Imagine them making a fucking tiktok video dancing to Britney Spears..(dan asks peter for the designers name) he knows everyone from years ago. But i feel like he remembered her out of pettiness. THEY GLUED FABRIC TO THEIR DICKS?! Aint no way. Oh Gale was for sure bald down there for a whole year..that man was fucking every episode’ ‘look at Randy laughing at Gale. I just know he bullied him for fun at times. I am asking once again, please tell me there’s more videos of them together. Young, old, i dont care just GIMME IT’ The host mentioned Prom and asked how was it to film it and Dan reached for water and he yelled ’HANDS OFF THE MICROPHONE GRANDPA! This isnt about you’ right after that Randy says it was really fun for him and he goes ‘top 5 things i didnt fucking expect to hear today..this is right after Gale being straight’

Your brother is hilarious talking about Hal. I think everyone knew he was straight because of his “fame” before QAF.

Emmett and Brian would be friends and the writers just fucked up. I will die on this hill. I WANT to be a part of this group too. You just know that Gale Peter and Randy are on a group text thread to this day.

Yeah the BTS of prom is so fun! Everyone taking turns hitting Randy with the nerf bat.

I am loving all this commentary!

#ask winderlylandchime #dear sweet anon #queer as folk #a straight man watches qaf us 2000 in the year of our lord 2023

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alaqatzam · 7 months

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hi oh my god your post about astarion tiktokers hating gale has embedded itself into mine and my friend's lexicon so disasterously we reference 'detach X from that X's teat' at least twice daily about EVERYTHING. 'you could not detach me from that sleepytime teat' (about being tired and heading to bed) 'you could not detach [PC name] from that sorcerer's teat' (about our PCs). like its BAD. thank you that post is written so artfully it destroys me on every reverent reread. - 🃏

tysm for sending this- it will be feeding my ego for months to come 💀 it was that particular wordage that even made me post it i’m so glad it wasn’t for nothing.

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withyousunsetsandshines · 3 years

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I can’t remember when I started blocking you. I was fed up. I got hurt so bad. I saw that after two days of you telling me about winning me back e back together ulit kayo. I was confused, more of hurt. I feel like you are just playing with my feelings. Kase alam na alam mo kung pano ako kunin ulit. And yes, I had high hopes na maayos tayo dahil sa entry mo, nung binabasa ko yon I was expecting a sad ending but to my surprise, it was not. And deep inside of me, gusto ko tayong maayos kase maayos naman talaga tayo. I just can’t stand the fact na you are having your good time with Jewel tapos mag uusap tayo in personal with a possibility of getting back together. I am putting all the pieces of my life together na e. Sa totoo lang lahat ng notif sa phone ko, I am expecting na galing sayo at hindi kinakaya ng utak ko kase I keep on waiting for your updates. I admit, you are still included in my plans. I still want you. I still want us. Back to square one. Clean slate. I still picture myself cheering you in every bball game. Us going around in Manila, trying new cafes and food. Living in the same roof, cook for you and your siblings. Workout with you. You picking me up in Ateneo (sana talaga pumasa ako). And yes, travel with Dessa cos she is the best pagdating sa travel. Lalo na kapag pareho na tayong may work, hindi na ganon kalimited ang budget natin at hindi na ganon kalimited ang time ko. Travel abroad na tayo lang dalawa or any spontaneous trip. Long drives. I admit, during the quarantine, I talked and met few guys but I keep on coming back to you. I can’t help but think about you tapos yung mga trend sa tiktok, gusto kong ipakita sayo, lalo na yung mga hidden talents ko, “I can throw it back”. Kakulitan ko. Kanaughtyhan ko cos just your presence makes me turn on. My hidden desires and pleasures. I want to relive our moments and feelings. I want our skin on each other. Lips together. I am craving for the hugs and cuddle. The kain. I want us to eat ng sabay. All of you. And I never felt this before. Sabi nga, I never knew that I was starving till I tasted you. Just tell me anything. You know that I am down with it. I want to explore new things with you only kahit wala akong dede :’( and spend the rest of my life together with our children and apo. Ipapaframe nating nang napalaki yung grad photo.

I can also picture us in an airbnb and do crazy stuff. Ang dami kong gustong gawin kasama ka. Also, I have been dying to meet your mom and dad, esp Ista. I can imagine Ista and I’s bonding pag nasa inyo. Play games with your siblings and sneak kapag nasa bahay nyo. Be with you in the car, us holding each other hands while driving habang tumutugtog yung Follow the Stars ni Pile. Watch you fall asleep and hug you tight.

Tapos, I know how much my mom, kuya and relatives would love you. I doubt sa ate, pero dahil aalis na sya, wala na syang magagawa kung magbalikan tayo.

I thought that it would be unfair if you’re the only one to win me back. I am winning you also back. No, let us win “us” together. Lagi kong pinanghahawakan yung sinasabi mo na malalagpasan natin yung mga pagsubok. And I believe na isa to sa napakalaking pagsubok.

Just let me know kung kelan ka babalik ng Manila cos I have been dying to be with you. I have this feeling that us is worth fighting for, and I hope you do, my Ted.

Love,

Your Robin

I hate it when you wrote her name before your surname, madamot ako, sakin lang yon e.

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benefits1986 · 4 years

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First Tumblr Live

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let’s try naman live tumblr-ing para maiba. nakita ko na ‘to sa super duper crush kong si alan navarra pero sa FB niya. so, ayun. para naman mas makafocus ako at hindi ako multitasking, g.

also, para lang din maiba kasi masyado ng lango ang mundo sa tiktok. wala namang masama. hindi lang ako fan. :) kasi feeling ko isang araw, yung virus papakalat na sa tiktok. sakalin mo katabi mo dance move and the like mala-YT Original na Weird or ang ever go-to na Black Mirror.

first seconds are superb. grainy is godly plus fan talaga ako ng saturated and underexposed shots.

water is the universal archetype for cleansing and survival. also, it reminds us that anything is soluble kaya even the mightiest, the bravest ones cling to it. all of us are human.

yung reference ng religion is done so well. is religion a burden or is it a road to salvation. kahit ano pa man, two things remain constant. one: religion brings people together. two: religion tears people apart.

names. lahat ng tao ay hinahatulan ng base lamang sa pangalan. hindi na importante kung totoo o hindi ang hatol sa’yo. ganun talaga. human nature e. or is it human’s wicked ways?

poetry is sooo good when spoken in Filipino. nakaka-in love kahit nakaka-heartbreak na nung sinasabi ni Rio Locsin.

Kahit hindi nila perfect ‘yung artsy lighting, okay lang. Story ang magtatawid.

Ang mga Filipino talagang loyal sa pamilya. hamuna ‘yung bayan. It can wait. LOL. It is our blessing and our curse. malamit, eto ‘yung sagot ko sa tanong na bakit tila wala tayong national identity. We identify with our intimate connections and in a way, lamang tayo sa ibang lahi doon. We are rooted to our families na nagkakataon, nadadamay ‘yung community. ibang usapan syempre kapag nagkagulo na. labo-labo na. balik lahat sa pagiging loyal sa pamilya. hamuna ang bayan. as i said, it can wait. it can die. but family ties live on. FUCK.

hindi natural disaster ang papatay sa tao. manmade shit na sinisisi sa natural order of things. war is never an answer.

ansarap lang din manood ng film na hindi maingay, na hindi fancy, na hindi maganda ang prod. HAHAHA. kasi napapaisip ka. nauusog ka. mas nakakarelate ka lalo na para sa isang tulad kong taga-third world country na mayaman sa talent pero kulang sa angas at lalong-lalo na sa suporta ng kababayan. pero eto rin ang nakakabilib. tuloy ang laban ng mga panghas na artists.

music and arts bring flavor to our way of life. and our music and arts are super duper rooted on the earth. daig ang avatar sa subtext. charot. sa totoo lang, sobrang puro talaga ng kultura natin kaso natabunan lang ng mga conquistadores. kaya nagmukhang hindi progressive yung way of life natin.

very powerful way to put a spin to trapo. hahahaha. nakakaloka at nakakalungkot din. yung line na “ngayon, mapapagsilbihan na tayo ni congressman” and pertaining to the tarp ng trapo is a shove in the ass. so hard. so deep. :D

divorce is still a big, big bug in our society. kahit sa makakaliwang mundo. NKKLK. am i for divorce? i say i pro-choice. syempre, nakakagago lang din naman yung ideya ng divorce but all people commit sins in all forms, at all times. marriage these days are usually done for convience. sumubok. nagkamali. nauntog. natauhan. gustong magbagong buhay. i firmly believe that in the same manner that love is a choice. accepting that something is not meant all the while or hindi na talaga is a choice as well. and not having the divorce card fucks up the system even more.

no matter how fucked up things get, filipinos always have the “good morning” mindset. LOL. the bahala na ang dios or bahala na si batman gaming and vibing is real. kahit na sobrang alangan na ng galawan, may silver lining pa rin. haha. minsan kabaliwan pero kung titignan mo, ‘yun din ang nagtatawid sa atin sa panahong sobrang alangan.

ang mga minahan ang sumasalamin sa baho ng ating lipunan. ang bawat paglapastangan natin sa ating yamang-likas ang one step closer to our end.

ang makakaliwa... ang mga namumundok... parang mga taong-siyudad lang din. umiibig. umaasa. lumalaban. nadadapa. nasusugatan. tinatablan ng bala. ang pinaka tanong ko though, sino kaya susunod kay Joma Sison?

at kahit na ang mga armado, namamatay din. kahit na gaano pa sila kagaling magtago. tulad din ng mga taong-siyudad. also, all is fair and unfair in love and war. ‘yan ang pinaka theme ng pelikulang ito. ‘yung katiwalian, may dahilan lagi ‘yan. marangal man o hindi, ang hindi matatanggi ay lahat may own version of their truths and their fallacies.

money --is it really the root of all evil? yes and no and maybe so. money makes a social construct called order. it enables people to move their asses and get shit done --bahala na lang kung paano nila tatakadahin yun.

death --is it really the ultimate penalty to the gravest sins of humans? i say the most mournful situations that humans can be in is having to be left behind by those they love the most. AND/OR being stuck with people they most hate but choose to live with it. LOL. hugooottt. lagooottt. pero troots lang naman.

sobrang wild nung nakaangkas yung patay na makakaliwa para lang madala sa magulang. JUSQ. ang sakit. pero totoo.

‘yung moment na ‘yung magulang pala nung makakaliwa e alta. SHET. tapos nag-try pang mag-deny. pero, tangina ‘di ba?

‘yung puso ng ina. ang tinde. ang tinde. ang tinde. my heart. my heart. one line lang nung bata na hindi pa nakita halos ‘yung mukha, ang solid. HAYYYY. oh, to be a mom in this material, martial and martian world is fucked. speaking of which, ang laban ng mga ina, yan ang talbog sa himagsikan levels ng mga chauvinists at pa-victim na babae, lalaki, atbp.

‘yung krus ni rio locsin ang tinde rin. nakakatawid talaga ang mga doble kara. play safe pa rin talaga ang magtatawid sa mga tao sa Pinas na gustong gumawa ng pagbabago pero gustong makaiwas sa pagiging casualty.

‘yung pagpapatago ng pangalan ng mga namatay... OH MY and UMAYYYY! ang powerful din. :(

“mahirap magisip ng gutom, sister” --’yun pa rin ang solid truth ng arawan ang kita at mas matindi pa sa isang kahig, isang tuka. as i am typing this, grabe ‘yung pagka-pierce ng heart ko sa ideya ng “less than isang kahig, isang tuka”. maraming diskusyon ukol sa mga makakaliwa. may tama. may mali. may mema.

US visa and US ticket. JUSQ. ang tindeeee. :( and the price you pay to get it. the American dream and how Filipinos are given the choice to go big or stay home. Or is it really the case? grabe lang how having big dreams can make people say no to their conscience. again, ganun talaga.

“alam mong mali ‘yung ginagawa mo pero ginagawa mo pa rin. mahirap. para kang nasisiraan ng isip.” YOWNNNNNEMMENNN.

“patawarin n’yo ko... nangarap lang ako...ng normal ng buhay...para sa anak ko...malayo sa digmaan.” SHETTTT.

ang hele ng nanay never fails even the most shaken soul to sleep. comfort zone siya even in the worst war zones, literally and figuratively.

para lang sa bigas, ang tindi ng bias.

ang huhuhu nung binuhat nung bagitong sundalo ‘yung bidang namatay. OHMYYYY. UMAY.

tapos ending, mass. LOL. nag-officiate pa madre. WILD. ginalingan. VERY GOOD. VERY LOUD. VERY PROUD. LOVE. PAK. ganern. more of this pa.

And may reference pa rin ng golden film na Himala na hohoho, proyekto ng no less than Imee Marcos herself.

Ang sad na sad na sad ng close up sa mga bata sa burial mass. Pati sa mga ina at matandang naulila.

Ang again, ‘yung shots na mala-Himala!!!

So, nauwi lang sa wala ‘yung pakikibaka ng ina. Ending is naging shit lang din lagay ni Banyan, ‘yung anak. JUSQ. Sana ‘yung sequel if meron e ipakita kung anong naganap sa anak.

Ang himig ng hangin, huni ng ibon tapos may clouds, sky and violin laging winner ‘yan. Tapos may paulan. Tigang na lupa, diligan mo ng pag-asa. Or kahit pahupain mo lang ang sakit.

open-ended gaming!!! I love, love, love.

ang galing talaga ng mga artists ng film na to. solid. walang OA na acting. actually sobrang subdued, sobrang muted. pero damn. nakakausog ng pagkatao at pati na rin pagkahayop.

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