Gearing up for every Nintendo Direct/Indieworld Showcase since 2019 like
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Do kids lie about video games like they used to? Back in my day of the twenty-aughts, every jerk claimed that his uncle or dad or cousin worked at Nintendo, and had access to all sorts of new consoles and games that they weren't allowed to show anyone.
"The new DS has 3 screens!"
"I have a 4DS with a built in rumble pak and it lets me play every game Nintendo has ever made on any system."
"My aunt is married to Bill Gates, and he let me play his Xbox 720! The graphics are so realistic, it's like watching a movie."
How many snot-nosed brats are claiming to have a PS6? An Xbox Z? ASwitch U? Or what about one of those magic cross-platform consoles that can play Nintendo AND Sony AND Microsoft games with no licensing issues whatsoever?
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Nintendo had 6,574 employees last 2021 fiscal year, 80.5% identifying as men.
How can we estimate the number nieces and nephews between them?
I'd like to know how many kids out there *actually* have an uncle who works at Nintendo. And if you really can play as Mario in Sonic 3.
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My uncle works at Nintendo but he actually respects non-disclosure agreements so I don't know jack shit about upcoming games.
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new leaked screenshots from persona 4 golden for the nintendo switch 😱
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once you get to level 99 in splatoon 3 you get the ability “brain explosion” which allows you to explode one enemy on the team of your choosing with your mind, booting them from the round instantly. you can only do this once every 24 hours
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My uncle works at the chemical company, and he brought home a can of WD-41 yesterday, but I'm not allowed to show you.
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Broke: Ganondorf is a reincarnation of Demise
Woke: Ganondorf is a reincarnation of Groose
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how did you figure/find out it's alex's daughter in the witness?
jon told my gf the other day when she interviewed him lmao
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people say stuff that implies people are more honest when drunk but like, when *I* get alchohol in my system i just start saying stuff recreationally
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▽Emmet's design for the new Pokemon game
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