This summer all dykes please remember that a black tank top and olive green shorts is a 10/10 look and if a voice in your head tells you that you don’t have the body for it please know that this voice is a wretched tasteless liar and you will look so handsome gorgeous adorable amazing and that’s my pride month promise~🖤
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eddies voice is grumbly and scratchy when he's just waking up. especially if he's just waking up and not ready yet.
especially when he's just waking up, not ready yet because the night before he fell asleep with the one and only Steve Harrington in his arms and said Steve Harrington should definitely not be trying to slip away at, he looks over at the clock on the opposite wall... 12 in the afternoon.
whatever. they fell asleep late last night. it's too early for this shit.
'where you goin?' he asks making sure to sound as offended as he can, scratchy voice and all, 'come back this instant.'
steve huffs a laugh, 'man, you've been squeezing me like your own personal body pillow all night. i love it but i gotta take a leak.'
eddie grunts, and while he's off in the bathroom eddie steals his pillow and holds on to it as if it was the other man. It's ok, smells just like steve - a combination of green tea conditioner, rain and steve - but it's nowhere near the real deal.
apparently he fell asleep a little because he starts when the bed dips in and there's an amused, 'you cheating on me already, munson?'
he lets out a soft whine, throws the pillow across the room and makes grabby hands, 'you've been gone for so long sweetheart, i was thinking of you the entire time i swear.'
steve settles where he belongs, right back into eddie's arms, 'yeah I guess its alright.' eddie kisses his shoulder, letting out a content hum. '...but now you gotta go get her back, you cant treat a pretty lady that way you know.'
there's a playful growl, teeth buried softly in a shoulder that was just kissed, a shocked squeal following immediately after.
'oh i'll show you how to treat a pretty lady, your highness!'
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I had to do it
If you haven't already read this little thing from @legobiwan then you're missing out. There were so many good bits of dialogue that I wanted to draw, but this conversation ended up winning me over.
I like to try drawing them with a little bit of Brooklyn swag, but it always turns into the style of my Midwestern Uncles. Who are all truckers and auto mechanics.
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Who the fuck eats shredded cheese straight, i refuse to believe any of you are actually doing that outside of a joke response, the late night cheese instinct can only be properly satisfied by gnawing on asiago or hard cheddar like a rat, i know you're not gulping down handfuls of mexican blend at 3am come on.
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