#my jokes are bad 😂

[terzosinfernalpartner]

You know how animals get the zoomies? Well Copia gets the marchies!

#copia #sexy little thing #papa iv #its 10PM #I’m tired #my jokes are bad 😂

[medicalunprofessional]

shutdown

( unfiltered version ⇊ )

#guilty gear #robo ky #based off that one scene. you know. WAH #nightmaretheater #the world shakes in fear whenever i aknowledge the actual story instead of brainrotting abt my au #still contains refferences to my au tho 😂 #most metal thing ever idc. this is a bobo win #i want to kiss him soooo bad you dont even understand… my poor funny robot #my emotional paintings depicting that one joke character #whenevr i draw him i go ‘man his face looks weird’ but then i remember its robo ky and that is unavoidable #i reaalllyy dont know what to title this piece

[blightbrxt]

I’m so horn - y today 😈

#see what I did there? 😂 #bad jokes #blightbrxt #demon horns #demon girl #alt model #alternative girl #tummy #bellybutton #egirl #cute egirl #hot egirls #egirlvibes #18+ content #naughty #naughty gf #buy my videos #spicy pics #sexy chick #sexy titts #monster girl #neko girl

[chowpatty-ka-icebear]

Your face rn while scrolling:

moj-maxti aur mazaak bas yehi sab karke jeevan sammapth kar diya hai apna maine 💀🙏🏻

#icy calling out other people like uski khudki shakal doesn't looks like this 💀👉🏻👈🏻 #icy needs to calm down once a while ffs 😂 #icy ke bad zokes ko poore din tolerate karne ke liye he salutes his mutuals 🫡 #desi tag #desi teen #desi tumblr #desi stuff #desi humor #desi academia #desi aesthetic #aesthetic #desi dark academia #artists on tumblr #desi shitposting #desi love #desi shit posting #desi thoughts #desiblr #just desi things #desi #jokes #desi memes #funny memes #there's no tag my humour is just downright outrageously bad 🧑🏻‍💼

[lornescaritas]

saul "i can get you off" goodman

#sorry my friend made this joke a couple weeks ago and i just had to share it 😂 #better call saul 👀💅✨️ #bcs #brba #better call saul #breaking bad #saul goodman #jimmy mcgill

[covenofthearticulate]

fucking losing my MIND over the amc iwtv stickers my mom got me for christmas oh my god

#i THINK they’re meant to be a joke bc i’ve spent….HOURS ranting to her about it #she is an OG book fan too and she watched the show with me so she KNOWS….. #but oh my fucking god these are SO BAD #she got stickers for like….high school Ashley 😂 i’m fucking CACKLING #(in the car now but i will post when i get home)

[elialys]

Seriously? People block you? I’ve always loved having you on my flist (livejournal jargon, I know, but cannot find a better way to described it). It’s always amazed me how you are so laser focus, like you obsses with one fandom at a time but Fringe/Anna is always there so I always have my source. (I’m a mess of fandons) I love how enthusiastic about the show you are after all these years. But also, HOW do you know you are blocked? is the a way to know how has blocked you here? It would be amazing to know I’m annoying enough to have been blocked, lo..

Oh yeah I've had people block me over the years as well as recently. There's no sure way of knowing unless you know their url and you check their blog (or try to 😂), but when you're part of an active fandom you see names, and when suddenly you don't see those names anymore and you go check, sometimes you find out you've been blocked.

Most recently I've been blocked on twitter, which is easier to check, and some of them are on here as well and they've blocked me too. I think my big flaw this time was being too...uhm, honest and in their face I think, about what I considered being poor fandom behaviors on some stuff. People don't like being called out, apparently. They might also just find me annoying, which has happened before and will happen again.

I'm very quiet in real life, I barely make a ripple, so I do tend to be louder online, where I feel safer and more comfortable speaking up. Back in my early fringie days (early S3), I was blocked left and right because I was loudly defending Altlivia and being quite obnoxious about it, when she was just loathed by 70% of the fandom 😂 Then during season 4 I annoyed a lot of people by spending the first six months of the season going "PETER IS HOME AND SHE'S HIS OLIVIA!!!" very loudly, when the show was trying hard to make us believe he wasn't and a lot of people believed it. The fringe fandom was not particularly chill in those days 🤣

Thank you so much for your kind words though ❤️ I do know I'm loud, and at times annoying, because I get very passionate and a tad enthusiastic. One might even say I get obsessed, but I'm gonna blame my neurodivergent brain, it has indeed gifted me with the ability to never actually move on from anything I truly obsess about, and Fringe/Anna Torv have truly taken the cake on that one 😂

#'flist' takes me back omg 🥹🥹🥹 #thank you really #im joking about this now but it has made me feel very bad in the past #rejection sensitivity dysphoria is also a thing in my brain and it makes things like this hurt a lot #but hey oh you learn you grow you move on #and im aware that 95% of my fandom interactions have been positive over the last 13 years so ❤️ #and i am a fringe/anna encyclopedia for anyone with oddly specific questions 😂 #those are always fun

[pepprs]

being m*rried would fix me. goodbye

#purrs #like omg. iam so scared it will never happen to me because im 24 years old and don’t have a. drivers license and am terrified of covid and h #have never kissed or whatever in my whole life 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 b it i want to get married so bad and not just like to get married but to find my #Prrson. i don’t even think i want kids anymore (🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴) i literally just want to find my person and be with them already. this post brought #to you by someone i follow on another platform posting abt how their engagement ring makes them choked up when they catch a glimpse of it in #the most mundane moments of their life bc it means their partner is waiting for them and loves them etc etc. like oh my GOD. lying in the #street right now. please god please god please god let that happen for me please please please. i can’t take it anymore ♥️ #delete later #i used to never post abt things like this on principle but then last yr put me in a hydraulic press so now i will post about missing my #soulmate whenever i damn well please which is every single day. im going crazyyyyy with despair omfgnrhskdhdj why am i living like this 😭 #lkteraly i think abt my future wedding if i am so lucky as to ever get to have one every 3 hours at LEAST no joke.

[swampndn]

Omfg someone tell me why my best friend called me simply to say that the wedding venue she wants is available, that she's so happy I introduced her to her partner, and - direct quote - "I'm also glad you set me up and not the other way around because it would be impossible to find someone to set you up with"???

#It's her humor #She said it was a joke #But also that it isn't wrong #AND WELL BITCH I AM SORRY I'M EXTRAORDINARY AND REQUIRE AN EQUALLY EXTRAORDINARY COUNTERPART #MY BAD BRO #it kinda funny tho #Especially because she then hung up #She a scorpio #so a lil problematic #🫣😂

[anotherobsessedfangirl]

Someone: How are you?

Me (currently on my period): Well I am lying in my own blood so…

#yes I think I am funny #Bad jokes #I really find myself so funny right now 😂😂😂 #normalize talking about periods #shit Post #my post #period jokes

[i-am-the-rebel-spy]

This retrograde has y’all acting crazy 😂😂😂😂😂

#my dirty ass roommate coming at me for leaving food in the kitchen #like girl boo hoo all you do is sit on the couch all fucking day #mind you she let her cousin and gf live with us for free for 8 months and never once told them a thing #I had to be the bad guy to get them out #people are a joke 😂😂😂

[overbearingstruggles]

Happy new Marc Maron special release day to those who celebrate

#it’s not comedy for me it’s Church #the grief bit ‘you don’t have to do much’ god let the people know. Just showing up? plenty usually #not having kids forever my fucking favorite!!! Brendon and Mulaney let us down so Marc and Seth Rogan are the only men I trust #‘don’t you know you can not do that?’ stg literally using language I do. PLAGUE BABIES 😂 #gun bit?? ‘it just feels like it’s time’ gurrrrrl we are seeing each other #I want one so if shit gets bad I have an easy out and reader he also made a joke about that!! LOML #Maron #txt #update: watched the ‘95 half hour available on HBO and he has just updated his Jew bit from that but it’s exactly the same concept lmao luv #he’s definitely doing drugs at this point because he’s sweat.y. like I’ve never seen before #the height of his bootheel is interesting

[softgrungeprophet]

amazing spider-man annual #5 add that to the list of comics in which peter is indirectly responsible for the death of someone trying to kill him lol

#peter my dude .... this was 1968 btw #nadia reads comics #personally i believe that the reason peter doesn't kill is quite complex and very purposeful #and i think that by nature goes hand in hand with the times he comes very close to it #or is indirectly or directly responsible for a death (i mean... uncle ben for one) #i think you can't have one without the other in peter's case personally #not to subtweet i just happened to read that yesterday and the push-pull of peter's violence vs mercy is always on my mind #on the flip side if anyone tries to debate me on this i will ignore you because it's frankly s conversation i am sick to death of #and i am sick to death of arguing with people trying to defend why i think it's not as simple as ''he doesn't kill ever'' #also re asm annual no5 i don't think this was that deep tbh i think they were trying to blow him up so he used them against themselves #and it happened to be in a goofy-serious 1968 issue about the drama of his parents so when the bad guy died he just walked away #do i think it would have been interesting for peter to respond to the fact that he indirectly killed this old dude #yes. do i think it was in character for him to just leave because he was laser focused on finding the truth abt his parents? also yes #also frankly no offense to stan but i don't typically expect a lot of depth of character or philosophy from him #regardless of peter knowingly leading a seeking torpedo to hit a vehicle with his adversaries inside of it instead of #idk a building or something --again i don't feel it's out of character esp given the context #though i do find it interesting #and is exactly what i talk about when i talk about him toeing and frankly often crossing the line #i find that historically over the past 60 years the no kill rule has NEVER been black and white or cut and dry #and he has broken it indirectly on many occasions (and beyond the jokes about videogame ''non-lethality'' 😂) #anyway idk what my point is but it's an interesting read and i like peter's itchy grandpa sweater outfit #such a handsome young man

[truly-fantastic-me]

Wait you're anti-endo? What do you have against endocytosis?

#pissing off fake claimers 😂 #ableism #endogenics and quoigenics are welcome on my blog ❤️ #fake claimers are not. #bad biology joke

[lilyharvord]

Lily I have a serious question. You’ve been lying to us this whole time abt who u are So my question is: ain’t you Nathanial B?? Guys we found Nathanial B

Me *squints* *stands up so every bone in my body cracks like the old woman I am* what’s did you say dear?

#(*ask lily*) #(*shut up lily*) #lol I have NO idea who or what this joke is #is it meant to be that joke about the guy who sells bad copper? #😂 #when I read the beginning of this ask in my notes #I thought you were about to come for me and post WVERYTHING you’d found on me from the internet #in which case I would have deleted the ask #god I feel old #not knowing what the joke of this ask is 😂

[kiri-tired]

Gamerturk: Haha I will call him "Log" cuz theres a theory going around that hes the embodiment of the Gigas Cedar so I will call him "Log" since he's probably literally a "Log"!!

Me:

#can i PLEASE speak to gamerturd's editor/manager and tell him to PLEASE stop making these bad jokes and just make proper informative vids?! #🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ yamete kudastop..... #this isnt even the first time he does these agonizing jokes he did it with eolyne too. turk who the hell cares??? #i swear to god he needs a restraining order SDFFGGJHJKL 😂 #absolutely nobody asked....😩 its unfunny and i just want to get to the point oh my goodness😵 #leave eolyne and log alone im begging you #Matricaria #log