I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
He wore black and I wore white
He would always win the fight
Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down
Seasons came and changed the time
When I grew up, I called him mine
He would always laugh and say
"Remember when we used to play?"
Bang bang, I shot you down
Bang bang, you hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, I used to shoot you down
Music played and people sang
Just for me the church bells rang
Now he's gone, I don't know why
And 'til this day, sometimes I cry
He didn't even say goodbye
He didn't take the time to lie
Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down
They brought in and you carried chains at your ankles and wrist. I watched you walling hunched over and the smell cackled as they spit in your direction. You shot them all down and batting not one eye. You lay there staring at the ceiling til you slept that way. The sherif walks back into the restroom to wash off the blood. You couldn't stand trial, Petey. You died in that cage you belong in.
hi hi hi I have a question o esteemed brocedes historian: I saw this official 2014 end of season montage thing on a chinese video platform (not sure if it's made by sky sports or f1 because both logos are on it), but I couldn't find it for the life of me... searched all kinds of keywords and there's nothing... I was wondering if you've come across it? it's the one that's a bit over 7 minutes and has a bang bang (my baby shot me down) brocedes moment. thanks!!
hello! that did sound vaguely familiar, but I'm nothing but a fraud and went to the ACTUAL brocedes historian of our times @fzxy40 who immediately knew
so yes, sky sports did make a 2014 brocedes fancam to My Baby Shot Me Down (Bang Bang) and got paid for it, instead of us -- making edits for free like idiots!!!
It's from this dailymotion video which is an 8 minute rundown of the 2014 season almost entirely in music video montages, including a daniel ricciardo redbull slay era
Dethvanity is really funny to me conceptually as an episode because you can see how little they had to make the characters insecure about for the bit. They swing for obvious lowblow choices with Pickle' baldness and Nathan's weight and even those require some suspension of disbelief because ok. Sure. Nathan '(said extremely proudly) never skipped a meal in my life!' Explosion is insecure about being a big man now. Nathan *guy who everyone thinks is smoking hot 99% of the time* Explosion is a tiny bit larger than usual and is insecure about it now. Lol. Lmao even.
But anyway then we hit Skwisgaar and Toki and there's like NOTHING to swing for, you can see them going uhhh ok Skwis doesn't sleep he probably drinks a lot of coffee, and Toki? Shit, what does Toki have to be insecure about with his looks. He's perfect, he's adorable, he's ripped. Um. FUCK IT, HE'S DOING NOTHING BUT EATING LEMONS. WE GOT NOTHING, WE GOT NOTHING, JUST GIVE THE BOY CITRUS FRUITS.
WOE 🍋 BE UPON YE
I'm sure i could make some smarter points about the attempts at applying vanity in this ep and how outside of this and a few other moments i do actually like that the show rarely takes pot shots at things like Nathan's weight, but you see Nathan has shirtless scenes in this one and so my intelligence is impeded when all the blood rushes out of my head and into my-
Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, EDI, and Maj. Kaidan Alenko
With: Councilor Donnel Udina, Councilor Tevos, Councilor Laiel Sparatus, Cmdr. Armando-Owen Bailey, and Kai Leng
And a Special Guest Appearance by: The Illusive Man
But sometimes the way a thing goes down does matter, Sophie. Later- when you have to live with yourself. Knowing that you acted with integrity- then it matters.
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