#my KOKORO is DOKI-DOKI-ING all over the place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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see but I would kill for him actually is the thing tho

#my KOKORO is DOKI-DOKI-ING all over the place!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #UGH I'm going to bed my head is killing me and this ADORABLE DWEEB is not helping ghshhg x'3c #OK KO #WIP #shut up Wisp

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another stupid fanfic prompt

(What? A self-insert fic? I’ve never written one… jk I’ve written like 20)

Summary: you always dreamed about being part of your favorite tv show…. but not as a main character and NOT LIKE THIS

- you’re a huge ml nerd (let’s say you’re in your twenties to make it more fun) that spends most of her time drawing fanart, writing fics, loving the little tomato and praying for some ladrien to happen - after a night working on your *enter villain* cosplay you accidentally hit your head with one of the tools ending in a nasty bruise on your forehead. You go to sleep because of the resulting migraine - next day you wake up by an alarm screaming in your ear - “damn this isn’t my room????” - “those aren’t my pjs!” - alarm is still on so you slam the mobile phone which obviously isn’t yours (so you can’t unlock it) against the wall - a red ball of fluff flies up asking you whats wrong - you freak out and jump out of the bed in shock because that’s a certified kwami right in front of you - that however causes you to fall down the stairs - tikki tries to calm you but you’re still freaking out over the fact that THERE IS A KWAMI HOLY MOLY - “oh Marinette, seems like the akuma hit your head harder than expected” tikki mentiones - //Did she… it??… just call me Marinette?// - Adrien “cinnamonroll” Agreste staring at you from what feels like three thousand posters - looking in the mirror you notice you are in fact Marinette (with a nice pink band-aid right where your injurie had been) - you always dreamed of being a character in your favorite tv show but not like this - //shit, I’m a main character. I don’t want to be a main character. I’m not ready for this kind of responsibility.// - noticing it would be easier to just keep quiet you decide to just pretend to be Marinette until you find a solution - after thinking for a long while you come to the conclusion that the previous akuma seemed to have the after effect that it switched your and Marinettes place 》 //good luck not finding out chats identity. my room is full of ml content… also pls don’t read my fanfics for your own sake…// - you decide you’ve got to talk to Adrien or at least both kwamis or master fu - how do you do that without revealing marinette’s identity? I don’t know

Featuring: - “marinette has been wearing the same clothes since 2006 but not on my watch, hawkdaddy” (miraculous style change) - “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL, I DON’T EVEN SPEAK FRENCH” - //Tomato kid is really cute, omelette du fromage me against a wall, Nath//… //dammit i’m a twenty-x year old woman… i am not allowed to think like that// - don't forget you cracking puns all day making Adrien's kokoro go doki doki - “I can’t patrol today, tikki, i’m on my period.” and several other excuses because you are lazy and scared and afraid of heigths - “Hell no I won’t fight if an akuma comes up, Tikki! DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS, I COULD DIE” - you screaming the whole time while yoyo-ing - “Ladybug are you okay? DID YOU JUST THROW UP???????” - “How do you and mari survive this almost every night” you whisper as you rock back and forth on top of the eiffel tower chanting “I’m gonna die”

Tl;dr: basically you suck as a hero and just want to go home and eat hot pockets

#basically me in a nutshell #miraculous ladybug #ml au #ml fanfic #ml fanfic prompt #fanfic prompt #fanfiction #miraculous ladybug fanfiction #marinette cheng #adrien agreste #nathanael kurtzberg #ml shitpost #miraculous shitposting