Earth: If I had a dick I would fuck the clay rich soil of the riverbed.
Ai: Dont do this you will get dirt in your penis hole :((
Ai: Or so I’ve heard.
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Earth: Can I try rizzing you up?
Aqua:Uhm, sure?
Earth: Okay, here it goes... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!
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Spectre: I like a person who’s environmentally aware.
Ryoken, pointing out the window: That’s the sun.
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Aqua: Are you flirting with me?
Earth: I'm trying. I have no idea what I'm doing.
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Ema: All respect to pillow princesses but why is this person on Tinder saying she's a pillow princess looking for other pillow princesses... Girl, who is doing the work?
Shoichi: They are sharing a fat Cuban cigar in bed.
Yusaku: And so, they were both bottoms?
Ai: Its so they can play Sims together.
Aoi: Two pillow princesses call that a sleepover.
Jin: Anti-work icons???
Ryoken: The competition for tops is fierce. Teaming up to maximise their joint slay.
Spectre: They're making a pillow fort. What is a princess without a kingdom?
Miyu: They're laying in bed holding hands like otters while wearing fancy lingerie. What's so hard to understand?
Takeru: PILLOW FIGHT! Winner gets to claim the only top in the area.
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Aoi: Your a fucking psychopath.
Spectre: At least I'm on a path, babe, sort your life out.
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Hey don't cry. 73,300 species of trees in the world, ok?
Ryoken to Spectre when they were kids, probably
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Earth: I thought I might stay over tonight.
Aqua: Why?
Earth: Because we're boyfriend and girlfriend.
Aqua: To do what?
Earth: ...
Earth: I'm not actually sure.
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Spectre: Dandelions deserve more respect than they get.
Spectre: You say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”.
Takeru: The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you, bro.
Spectre: They have and they will.
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My pet rock just gave birth to a beautiful and healthy litter of pebbles.
Earth, probably
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Drinking water in front of my boyfriend's plants to remind them who the breadwinner is.
Ryoken, probably
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Shoichi: Fine, I admit it, I ate the rest of your pizza. What do you want?
Jin: A new brother.
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I am now rescinding all callout posts on the Knights of Hanoi. I am now dating their leader and second in command. Long story-
Playmaker, probably
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Ryoken: Don't let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous". Prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for you to ignore the allure of arson.
Takeru: You need at least TWO episodes of intentional fire setting to diagonose pyromania. Everyone gets one freebie. Use it wisely.
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Naoki: Is that a hickey?
Yusaku: No, it’s just a mosquito bite.
Takeru: [waving in from the window] Hey guys.
Naoki: Hi mosquito.
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Spectre: I can’t live without you, Ryoken.
Ryoken: *Blushes*
Ai: I can’t live without you, Yusaku.
Yusaku: Then die.
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