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violentlyscreaming · 1 year
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Here's a list of ships/fandoms I'm into, in case anyone's interested.
RWBY Ruby/Penny (Nuts and Dolts) Ruby/Weiss (White Rose) Ruby/Blake (Ladybug) Ruby/Yang (Enabler) Weiss/Blake (Monochrome) Weiss/Yang (Freezerburn) Blake/Yang (Bumbleby) Weiss/Blake/Yang (Bee's Schnee's) Ruby/Weiss/Blake/Yang (Pollination) Ruby/Cinder (Fallen Petals) Ruby/Neo (Strawberry Shortcake) Ruby/Emerald (Blood Mint) Ruby/Ilia (Chasing Rainbows) Yang/Neo (Baked Alaska) Cinder/Neo (Spicecream) Weiss/Ilia (Prismatic Ponytails) Weiss/Winter (Schneecest) Blake/Ilia (Catmeleon) Ren/Nora (Renora) Jaune/Pyrrha (Arkos) Jaune/Ren/Nora (Renorarc) Winter/Robyn (Snowbyrd) Robyn/Fiona (Springthyme)
Danganronpa Mukuro/Junko (Despaircest) Komaru/Toko (Tokomaru) Komaru/Syo (Syomaru) Makoto/Kyoko (Naegiri) Chiaki/Sonia (Soniaki) Chiaki/Chisa (Yukinami) Chiaki/Hajime/Nagito (Komahinanami) Hajime/Nagito (Komahina) Fuyuhiko/Peko (Kuzupeko) Kiyotaka/Mondo (Ishimondo) Imposter/Ryota (Mitworai) Ibuki/Mikan (Band Aid) Monaca/Kotoko (Class Clowns) Aoi/Sakura (Sakuraoi) Komaru/Kotoko (Komasugi) Junko/Monaca (Towashima) Komaru/Kotoko/Toko Mukuro/Kotoko
Kingdom Hearts Aqua/Cinderella (Aquarella) Kairi/Naminé (Namikai) Roxas/Xion (Rokushi) Sora/Riku (Soriku) Lea/Isa (Leaisa) Aqua/Kairi
Kill la Kill Ryuko/Satsuki (Satsuryu) Mako/Ira (Iramako) Nonon/Uzu (Uzunon) Rei/Nui Ryuko/Satsuki/Nui
Avatar Azula/Katara (Azutara) Aang/Katara (Kataang) Sokka/Suki (Sukka) Zuko/Azula (Zucest) Mai/Ty Lee (Mai Lee) Korra/Asami (Korrasami) Korra/Kuvira (Korvira) Korra/Jinora
She-Ra Adora/Catra (Catradora) Entrapta/Hordak (Entrapdak) Glimmer/Bow (Glimbow) Glimmer/Frosta (Glimmta) Adora/Angella
Supergirl Kara/Lena (Supercorp) Kara/Alex (Kalex) Alex/Sam (AgentReign) Alex/Maggie (Sanvers)
Resident Evil Jill/Claire (Red Valentine) Jill/Wesker (Weskertine) Chris/Wesker (Chrisker) Leon/Ada (Aeon) Leon/Ashley (Leshley) Claire/Sherry (Clairry)
Sonic the Hedgehog Metal Sonic/Amy (Metamy) Shadow/Maria (Shadaria) Shadow/Molly (Shadolly) Rouge/Topaz (Roupaz) Sonic/Sally (Sonally)
Pokémon Dawn/Cynthia (GirlPowerShipping) Hilda/Rosa (WhiteSquareShipping) Selene/Lillie (MoonLilyShipping)
Mass Effect f!Shepard/Liara (Shiara) Jack/Miranda (Jackanda) Tali/Legion (Talgion) Tali/Garrus (Talibrations) Samantha/Gabriella
Dragon Age f!Tabris/Leliana f!Mahariel/Morrigan f!Cousland/Alistair Alistair/Morrigan f!Hawke/Merrill f!Hawke/Bethany f!Adaar/Sera
Hazbin Hotel Charlie/Vaggie (Chaggie) Charlie/Emily (RoyalHalo) Charlie/Emily/Vaggie (Charlie's Angels) Angel Dust/Husk (HuskerDust)
Miscellaneous Arya/Daenerys (Danarya) - ASoIaF/GoT Arya/Sansa (Sansrya) - ASoIaF/GoT Andrew/Ashley (Coffincest) - The Coffin of Andy and Leyley Carla/Penny - Kindergarten Max/Kate (Marshfield) - Life is Strange Alex/Steph (Chenrich) - Life is Strange: True Colors f!Dragonborn/Serana - Skyrim Gaz/Tak (TaGr) - Invader Zim Emma/Regina (Swan Queen) - Once Upon a Time Elsa/Anna (Elsanna) - Frozen Rapunzel/Cassandra (Cassunzel) - Tangled: The Series Heather/Alessa - Silent Hill Dipper/Mabel (Pinecest) - Gravity Falls Ben/Gwen (Bwen) - Ben 10 Luz/Amity (Lumity) - The Owl House Hunter/Willow (Huntlow) - The Owl House Lightning/Serah (Farroncest) - FF13 Kara/North (Northara) - Detroit: Become Human Kara/Alice - Detroit: Become Human Cal/Merrin (Merrical) - Star Wars: Jedi Series Mai/Maki (Zenincest) - Jujutsu Kaisen Raven/Jinx (Raejinx) - Teen Titans Vi/Jinx (Vijinx) - Arcane Anna/Marnie - When Marnie Was There Isabela/Mirabel (Isamira) - Encanto Wynonna/Waverly (Earpcest) - Wynonna Earp Monika/Sayori (Sayonika) - Doki Doki Literature Club Yuri/Natsuki (Natsuri) - Doki Doki Literature Club Zelda/Link (Zelink) - Legend of Zelda Link/Midna (Midlink) - Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Lana/Linkle (Lalinkle) - Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Warriors Enid/Wednesday (Wenclair) - Netflix’s Wednesday Kim/Shego (Kigo) - Kim Possible Katniss/Johanna (Joniss) - The Hunger Games Frisk/Chara (Charisk) - Undertale Alphys/Undyne (Alphyne) - Undertale Ripley/Call - Alien: Resurrection f!Revan/Bastila (Revastila) - KotOR f!Exile/Atris - KotOR 2 f!Exile/Brianna - KotOR 2 Mercy/D.Va (Hanamercy) - Overwatch Sayo/Hina (Sayohina) - BanG Dream Jessie/Zofia (Terror Twincest) - Wolfenstein: Youngblood Needy/Jennifer (Needifer) - Jennifer's Body Ginger/Brigitte (Fitzcest) - Ginger Snaps Kanade/Yukino - Candy Boy Gaige/Angel (Gaigel) - Borderlands 2 Ahsoka/Barriss (Barrissoka) - Star Wars Ahsoka/Bo-Katan (Bosoka) - Star Wars Alice/Rain (Ralice) - Resident Evil films Lara/Sam (S.S. Endurance) - Tomb Raider Tara/Sam (Carpentercest) - Scream Danny/Jazz (Sibling Secrets) - Danny Phantom Danny/Dani (Sue Killer) - Danny Phantom Coraline/Beldam - Coraline f!Deputy/Faith - Far Cry 5 f!Captain/Carmina - Far Cry New Dawn
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rwbyvein · 4 years
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Jaune’s Angels:  Forthright:  Part II/III
Cinder, Emerald, and Neopolitan sat around the table, with Jaune divying up the food.
Emerald: So... Sir?..
Jaune: Em?
Emerald: I have a question.
Jaune: My ears are always open... okay, not if I'm not paying attention... you have to get my attention... I mean... yes?
Emerald: If we are your sex slaves, why are you the one cooking for us.
Jaune: *sighs*
Jaune: I thought we covered this... she's not my sex slave.
Emerald: We have to do as you say?
Jaune: Yes?
Emerald: And we have sex with you?
Jaune: Also yes.
Emerald: So...
Jaune: *sighs and drops his head*
Jaune: *breathes deep*
Jaune: My goal with Cinder was to have her stop trying to destroy the world.
Emerald: Which succeeded.
Jaune: *nods*
Emerald: By turning her into a slave.
Jaune: Alright, I swear you're just trying to annoy me.
Emerald: Half? I am genuinely curious what our relationship is.
Jaune: *sits in his seat*
Jaune: I honestly really didn't think this that far through. With Cinder I just wanted her to... not be so evil. With you, I wanted to take away one of Salem's pieces.
Emerald: How romantic.
Jaune: Yeah, yeah, until I heard you loved her. Then I wanted to give respect to your feelings.
Emerald: Then why am I your sex slave?
Jaune: Okay, now THAT PART was all Cinder.
Emerald (to Cinder): You said.
Cinder: Like I've never lied to you before.
Emerald: But...
Cinder: *puts down her cutlery, and gently craddles Emerald's face, turning it towards her*
Cinder: One last lie before we could be together. If I didn't, you would grow jealous and spiteful of my Sir. Now, we're in this together, and we can be happy.
Emerald: *shifts about nervously*
Jaune: We are happy, aren't we?
Emerald: And what is happiness?
Neopolitan: (being down on our knees, begging for Sir's penis).
Emerald: I'm going ot assume she's being a perverted little bitch again.
Neopolitan: *eager nods*
Jaune: I really don't know what happiness is, but let's ask you this: do you want anything to change?
Cinder and Emerald: *silence*
Neopolitan: *silent glee*
Jaune: I never imagined my life going this way... and I'm guessing it's the same for you...
Cinder and Emerald: *silence*
Neopolitan: *silent giddiness*
Cinder: *holds out her hand to Emerald*
Emerald: *eagerly takes Cinder's hand*
Jaune: But I'm happy... happy as I can be in a world facing destruction...
Emerald: Which brings up the question, why are we still here?
Jaune: Because they figured we had things to work out.
Cinder: Hard to argue with that.
Emerald: But we're sex slaves. We're here to do what you want us to.
Jaune: *sighs*
Jaune: Maybe that's what we need to work out...
Emerald: You're what... telling your sex slaves to have personalities?..
Jaune: Uh?.. yeah. Yeah.
Cinder: There has to be a reason he tolerates your insolent tongue without tanning your ass.
Jaune: *gestures to Cinder*
Jaune: Yes.
Emerald: So you don't just want us as sex slaves, but eager, willing sex slaves?
Jaune: *breathes deep*
Jaune: I want you... physically... I want you mentally... but that needs you to be happy. Does that explain it?
Emerald: *looks down at the table*
Cinder: Eat up... before it gets cold...
Emerald: *nods*
* * *
Neopolitan: *vigorously scrubs the dishes as the others move off to the living room*
Jaune: *sits in a plush chair*
Cinder and Emerald: *sit separately on the couch*
Jaune: So, how did you sleep?
Emerald: How did I sleep with a midget sucking on my tits?
Jaune: *gestures to Emerald*
Emerald: . . .
Jaune: *gives her a sterner gaze*
Emerald: Surprisingly... well...
Emerald: *groan*
Emerald: Sorry... it's just this... friendship... and touching... and closeness... is just so... Foreign. I enjoy it... but it's still...
Jaune: *pats his lap*
Emerald: Wha...
Cinder: Don't keep Sir waiting.
Emerald: *nervously walks across and sits in his lap*
Jaune: *embraces her warmly*
Jaune: We're a team now...
Emerald: mm.
Neopolitan: *slides into the room*
Neopolitan: *sees Emerald and Jaune's lap and visibly, dramatically sighs*
Cinder: *pats her own lap*
Neopolitan: *eagerly sits on Cinder's lap*
Emerald: She apparently doesn't need any practice.
Neopolitan: (Roman and I had quite the relationship. Still kind of prudish, though. Didn't want me pulling random women into our bed. But now I don't have to.)
Emerald: One day, one of us really needs to learn sign language.
Jaune: Well... duh, but how are we going to find a teacher willing to keep up with our forever war?
*pregnant silence*
Neopolitan: *eagerly raises her hand*
Emerald: I suppose.... we should have seen this coming...
Jaune: They are giving us a week to get comfortable.
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19-bellwether · 2 years
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"mint spicecream" who comes up with the names for this stuff. where does it come from
Someone comes up with a name, it becomes popular, and the source is lost forever. Good luck tracking down the origins of any of these names.
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violentlyscreaming · 1 year
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rwbyvein · 4 years
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Jaune’s Angels:  Forthright:  Part III/III
Emerald: *shifts about as she opens her eyes*
Emerald: *sighs*
Emerald: Tell me, why the hell do we have to get up in the daytime? Is this a goody-two-shoes thing?
Cinder: *adjusts her dress*
Cinder: You have to get up to ask.
Emerald: How the hell can you be so happy about this?
*pregnant silence*
Cinder: *looks at herself in the mirror*
Cinder: I'M SMILING!
Neopolitan: *rouses from the bed*
Neopolitan: (some of us are trying to grope Emerald, here! I mean sleep. Sleep.)
Emerald: Isn't she energetic first thing in the morning?
Cinder: She's always energetic. Trying to understand her is a different story.
Cinder: *looks back in the mirror*
Cinder: And I'm, apparently, still smiling. What on Remnant has gotten to me?
Neopolitan: *silent laughter*
Neopolitan: *wipes her eyes*
Neopolitan: (you two should hear yourself)
Emerald: His lovie-dovie-touching shit is contagious. I don't want to be a cheerleader.
Cinder: Maybe we shouldn't be giving him ideas if you don't want to be a cheerleader?
Neopolitan: *cheerleading outfit appears on her before quickly disappearing*
Emerald: So, it doesn't work if you're not already dressed?
Neopolitan: *holds up her dress*
Neopolitan: *runs her free arm along it, with the dress changing as the arm passed over it*
Neopolitan: *flicks her dress which returns to normal*
Neopolitan: *points at her hair as her hair and eyes turn dark brown*
Neopolitan: *nods her head*
Emerald: I know it. I just know it. I'm going to be a cheerleader. Bouncing up and down with pom-poms, trying my best to remember how to spell words, and I'm going to be evil god damned happy about it!
Cinder: Why did that sound more like angry acceptance than frustration?
Emerald: *loud sigh that echoes throughout the room*
Emerald: I agreed to be his sex slave. I never agreed to let him make me happy. I have the right to be bitter.
Cinder: Except he cares more about your happiness than your cunt.
Emerald: *exacerbated sighs*
Emerald: One of these days he's going to overfill me will happiness, and you two are going to have to pick up the pieces.
Neopolitan: *gives Emerald a wry smile*
Neopolitan: *puts down her top for a second*
Neopolitan: (happiness is easy, if you have someone to spend it with)
Emerald: *stares a Neopolitan for a moment*
Emerald: I swear she was trying to be uplifting.
Neopolitan: *nods*
Emerald: *scowls at Neopolitan*
Cinder: Girls, girls. We have breakfast to get to. Don't want our Sir to scold us... or chastise us...
Neopolitan: *let's her shirt hang open*
Neopolitan: (speak for yourself).
* * *
Jaune (while plating the food): So, how is everyone getting along?
Emerald: *exascerbated sigh*
Cinder: I do miss having you in our bed. Neo doesn't exactly take up that much space.
Neo: *nods*
Jaune: And how is Em doing?
Emerald: How do you think I'm doing?!
Jaune: Having trouble accepting happiness.
Emerald: Why the hell do you want us to be happy?!
Jaune: *ignores the comment and sits down*
Cinder: *gently rests her hand on Emerald's*
Emerald: *breathes deep*
Emerald: I'm sorry... about... my outburst... I'm just... so angry!..
Jaune: *breathes deep*
Jaune: That's why we're spending time here.
Emerald: Why the hell am I the only one having trouble here?!
Jaune: That really doesn't matter.
Emerald: Why the hell does it not matter?!
Jaune: Because we're here for you. That's what matters. All three of us. You need help. You don't need to justify needing help... that... was a hard lesson for me to learn...
Emerald: So, what, the ball of sunshine had a hard childhood?
Jaune: . . .
Jaune: Yes.
Emerald: . . .
Emerald: *breathes deep*
Emerald: I am terrible at being good...
Cinder: That's why we have Sir to guide us.
Jaune: Like I said, it was a hard lesson for me to learn...
Emerald (under her breath): I'm... sorry...
Jaune: Let's just eat our breakfast...
* * *
Jaune: *finished his breakfast and moved his dishes over to the sink before slinking from the room*
Emerald: *nervously walks into the room*
Jaune: Come here.
Emerald: *rushes over to him*
Emerald: *gets down on her knees*
Jaune: Get up here.
Jaune: *pats his lap*
Emerald: *nervously sits on Jaune's lap*
Jaune: *wraps his arms around her*
Jaune: *kisses her on the lips*
Jaune: *sighs*
Emerald: I'm...
Jaune: Shh...
Emerald (quietly): How can you be so nice to me?..
Jaune (quietly): I really don't know...
Emerald (quietly): What kind of anwer is that?
Jaune (quietly): I don't know how I've embraced the three of you... but I have... and I'm going to take responsibility for it...
Emerald (quietly): What, like marriage?
Jaune: *tired laughter*
Jaune: One thing we're not... is a marriage... but I suppose the 'till-death-do-you-part... part... applies...
Emerald: What, if you die, we're free?
Jaune: I would hope you don't got back to being villains...
Emerald: Like Salem would take us back right now... if we did leave... she would track us down... and... Well, send me... or the newest me... to kill us... We're part of your crusade... 'till-death-do-find-us... Not that I really care about that part, right now. I'm with Cinder... Cinder's with me... It's more than I ever... even wished I could have... My life has never been safe... I've never cared what side I was on... I only ever cared about me... and Cinder... And now this includes you... and the midget...
Emerald: *sighs*
Emerald: Nothing in my life makes sense... but... I don't know... I like it... I want it...
Jaune: *grabs her hand*
Emerald: Just... don't... get rid of me...
Jaune: Like I could kick you out just after you found yourself a family.
Emerald: Like hell we're a family.
Jaune: What else are were?
Emerald: . . .
Emerald: We're a fucked-up kind of family... I know you wanted us to be cloying and happy and...
Jaune: I wanted you to be happy. The rest is up to you.
Emerald: You know what the worst part is?
Jaune? Hm?
Emerald: I'm happier here than I have been anywhere else...
Jaune: *kisses her on her forehead*
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rwbyvein · 4 years
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Jaune's Angels:  Forgiveness:  Part II/III
Jaune: COMING IN!
Neo: *steps aside as Jaune flies passed her*
Jaune: *stands up and brushes himself off*
Neo: *questioning stare*
Jaune: Hi, I'm Jaune.
Neo (sign language): I know who you are, idiot.
Jaune: I don't speak sign language, so I brought this.
Jaune: *pulls out a notepad and a pen*
Neo: * questioning stare*
Jaune: *holds out the pad towards her*
Neo: *stares at him*
Jaune: I did come to talk.
Neo: *inches forward and stops*
Jaune: *stretches out, holding the note pad even closer to her*
Neo: *inches foward, grabs the notepad and pulls back*
Neo: *pulls out her own pen and writes something in it*
Neo: *holds it towards Jaune*
Notepad: Hi
Neo: *flips the notepad*
Neo: Idiot
Jaune: I suppose I deserved that.
Neo: *questioning stare*
Jaune: So, long story short, we're trying to recruit you to our team.
Neo: *stares at him*
Neo: *writes something*
Notepad: Why?????
Jaune: To get revenge on Salem.
Neo: *stares at him*
Notepad: Salem's not the one who killed Roman.
Neo: *flips the page*
Neo: Dum-dum
Jaune: Cinder came because of Salem?
Neo: *nods*
Jaune: Without Cinder, you wouldn't have attacked Beacon.
Neo: *nods*
Notepad: The fall of Beacon didn't get us anything.
Notepad: I lost...
Jaune: I know what you lost. We lost just as much.
Notepad: You have no idea what Roman meant to me.
Jaune: No, I don't.
Neo: *proudly nods*
Jaune: But you don't know what Pyrrha meant to us.
Neo: *shyly nods*
Jaune: You attacked Beacon. We defended ourselves.
Neo: *angry sign language*
Jaune: Yes, you're hurt and alone!
Neo: *sad nods*
Jaune: You have no one to help you!
Neo: *tears form in her eyes*
Neo: *nods*
Jaune: What if you had some?
Neo: *questioning look*
Notepad: What, you want to adopt me?
Jaune: *nods*
Neo: *eyes wide with shock*
Jaune: Well, not legally or anything... even if you are adorable.
Neo: *questioning stare*
Notepad: Dangerous.
Jaune: Dangerously adorable.
Neo: *pauses for thought*
Jaune: But join our group, we'll protect you. As well as we protect ourselves... which is... admittedly... a surprise we're still alive.
Neo: *silent laughter*
Neo: *stops herself*
Neo: *gives Jaune a steely gaze*
Jaune: Do you have a better idea?
Notepad: 1) Kill Ruby. 2) Kill Cinder.
Neo: *nods*
Jaune: And then what?
Neo: *blank stare*
Notepad: Revenge complete!
Jaune: And then what? You go back to being bitter and alone?
Neo: *pauses for thought*
Neo: *sad nods*
Jaune: *opens his arms*
Neo: *stares at him*
Jaune: Want a hug?
Neo: *looks about nervously*
Jaune: *takes a step forward*
Neo: *takes a step back*
Jaune: Hm?
Notepad: You wouldn't dare!
Jaune: Hugging is one thing I would definitely dare to.
Notepad: Aren't you afraid I'm going to stab you?
Jaune: Then Ruby would shoot you.
Neo: *quickly looks around*
Notepad: You set me up.
Jaune: If we were going to attack you, I wouldn't be here, without my armour, without Crocea Mors. I'm here to talk. Present company excluded.
Neo: *smiles*
Neo: *holds her hand in front of her face to hide her smile*
Neo: *lowers her hand to reveal a forced frown*
Jaune: This reminds me of a trick I learned.
Neo: *questioning look*
Jaune: Nope.
Neo: *recoils with shock*
Jaune: Nope.
Neo: *stumbles back*
Jaune: Nope.
Neo: *falls on her butt*
Jaune: *hugs the seated Neo*
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rwbyvein · 4 years
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Jaune's Angels:  Forgiveness:  Part III/III
Jaune: *walks into the room*
Neo: *walks in behind him and clings to him*
Jaune: So, she's grown a bit attached to me.
Neo: *shyly nods*
Jaune: I'd introduce you, but you seem to know everyone already.
Neo: *points at Qrow*
Jaune: That's Ruby and Yang's surly uncle Qrow.
Qrow: *goes to say something*
Qrow: Actually, yeah, that's me.
Weiss: He's also a bit of a lush.
Qrow: A little more than a bit, ice queen.
Weiss: You have no idea how much my mother drinks.
Qrow: BUT, can she do it while fighting Grimm?
Weiss: . . .
Weiss: I will take your point.
Neo: *points at Oscar*
Jaune: An immortal, reincarnating wizard.
Neo: *looks up at him questioningly*
Oscar: *eyes glow green*
Oscar (Ozpin): In my previous life I was known as Ozpin, headmaster of Beacon academy.
Neo: *hides behind Jaune*
Oscar (Ozpin): Sadly, your fear is unjustified. Much of my power has long since left me.
Neo: *emphatically points at Cinder*
Jaune: She's my...
Cinder: Sex slave.
Jaune: That is not...
Cinder: Not that I'm protesting. All of my bitterness, and all of my hatred... he managed to wash it all away. I had nothing to live for...
Neo: *rushes over in front of Cinder and kneels down, looking at Jaune.
Neo: *points at herself*
Neo: *nods*
Emerald: But?..
Cinder: You knew the deal when you signed on.
Emerald: But she's?.. she's?..
Neo: *turns towards Cinder and Emerald, turning into a miniature Velvet Scarletina*
Neo: *hops around like a bunny*
Emerald: Apparently quite perverted.
Jaune: Neo?
Neo: *turns towards him and kneels back down*
Jaune: You sure you want this?
Neo: *emphatic nods*
Nora: Mission accomplished!
Weiss: *sighs*
Weiss: Why do all of his perverted antics always have to be so helpful?
Cinder: Because you said no.
Weiss: *eyes wide with shock*
Ruby: *pulls Weiss close*
Ruby: Noooo! She's mine!
Cinder: And he's Mine. Ours? We are his.
Ren: And you have no issues with this current arrangement?
Cinder: I don't see why I would.
Blake: Emerald seems to...
Emerald: *sighs*
Emerald: I don't know what to think anymore. I hope he's not planning on adding any more of Salem's followers.
Jaune: This was unexpected.
Neo: *nods*
Jaune: Unexpectedly wonderful.
Neo: *emphatic nodding*
Ren: We were not aware that Salem had any more female followers.
Yang: So, it's just Salem we have to worry about. You have to worry about.
everyone: *stares at Yang*
Yang: What? The truth told us to teach her the value of life and death, right? I mean, come on. No one else thought about this?
Weiss: That is incredibly disturbing.
Ruby: It's worked so far.
Weiss: That is the disturbing part.
Jaune: Guys, come on, I'm not going to seduce Salem?
Blake: She is monstrous.
Cinder: To be fair...
Cinder: *lifts up her left hand, now almost normal*
Cinder: ...that didn't stop him with me.
Jaune: I am NOT going to seduce Salem.
Nora: Why not? I mean, come on, it's worked so far?
Jaune: *drops his head into his right hand and sighs*
Oscar (Ozpin): Hmm.
Qrow: I don't like the sound of that.
Yang: Are you going to tell us?
Qrow: He's thinking it over.
Jaune: Why does everything have to revolve around my sex life?
Weiss: I mean... *gestures to Cinder, Emerald, and Neo*
Qrow: Face it, kid. The world depends on your lance.
Jaune: What lance?
Qrow: *rolls his eyes*
Qrow: Ice queen, you tell him.
Weiss: I will do no such thing.
Qrow: Firecracker?
Yang: *snickers*
Cinder: Sir.
Jaune: *looks at her*
Cinder: He means your long, hard, thrusting cock.
Blake: *looks around between all of those present*
Blake: I mean, language, maybe.
Yang: That's not what you said last night.
Blake: *shifts about nervously*
Blake: Well, yes, but let's not turn this into a free for all.
Weiss: That is something I can fully agree with.
Cinder: Your loss.
Jaune: *exascerbated sigh*
Qrow: Okay, go up to your room to pout. Just make sure you take your sex slaves with you.
Jaune: *exacerbated sigh as he walks towards the stairs*
Jaune: *waves for his girls to follow him*
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Jaune's Angels: Forgiveness:  Part I/III
(third part of the Forsaken series)
Ruby and Weiss sat together on a love seat, Blake and Yang sat together on a love seat. Ren and Nora sat together on the floor. Jaune, Cinder, and Emerald sat together on a couch. Oscar and Qrow sat apart on a couch.
Jaune: Our next target is Neo.
Weiss: Target?
Blake: Almost makes it seem like he has a plan.
Jaune: Please refrain from sassy comments until after the explanation.
Weiss: *gives Jaune a challenging look, but he doesn't back down*
Jaune: Neo is likely going to try and get revenge against either Ruby or Cinder, both of which she blames for the death of Roman Torchwick.
Qrow: So, one way or another, she's going to come after us.
Yang: So it's not like we have a choice.
Ren: Unless we get ahead of her.
Cinder: She is... un... predicatable...
Emerald: She comes and goes with the wind.
Ruby: Literally, with her umbrella. That's how I beat her.
Jaune: Which we can use against her.
Ruby: Umbrellas?
Weiss: *sighs and hugs Ruby close*
Weiss: Wind dust.
Nora: Oh, you can use mine!
Weiss: Wind... combined with fire dust?..
Ren: It is quite... impactful.
Yang: GASP!
Weiss: Did you just say gasp?
Yang: *gasps at her*
Weiss: *sighs*
Weiss: Because gasping has you blowing wind...
Yang: You know it.
Emerald: Are you always like this?
Blake: Yes.
Jaune: *pulls Emerald in for a hug, and a smile almost appears on her face*
Weiss: *gasp*
Yang: See, she gets it?
Weiss: I am afraid that was completely unrelated to your earlier comment.
Jaune: *kisses Emerald on the top of the head*
Blake: Not sure why she keeps us at arm's length.
Weiss: Perhaps because we do the same?
Ren: It was certainly not our intention.
Qrow: Of course it was. Just because Blondie here trusts her, doesn't mean the rest of us do. It's pretty obvious why she doesn't trust us in return.
Nora: So, what? We just have to trust her?
Ren: I think what he means is that trust takes time to build.
Qrow: You can't just say you are going to trust someone. But, you trust Blondie, we trust Blondie, and he trusts all of us.
Ren: Hopefully, that will be enough.
Qrow: *drinks from his flask*
Qrow: Hopefully. Hm. Need to give you a nickname.
Emerald: *rolls her eyes*
Jaune: Try to get along.
Emerald: Ugh. If I have to.
Jaune: You have to.
Emerald: What kind of... nick... name?..
Qrow: I don't know. I honestly don't know much about you. What did you do when you were younger?...
Jaune: *stands up*
Jaune: She's a bit sensitive about that. Just remember that for her, Cinder was an escape.
Qrow: I'm not getting anything...
Weiss: *scowls at him*
Qrow: Positive. I'm not getting anything positive...
Jaune: Why don't you just go with Dreamer?
Qrow: Hm. I like it.
Nora: Wait, do I have a nickname?
Qrow: You're nickname is NORA. It sounds a lot like your name.
Ren: Quite easy to remember.
Nora: I like it.
Emerald: Can we get back to... the plan... if there is one...
Jaune: That depends on you two.
Emerald: No one ever knows what Neo is thinking. It actually rather creepy... and disturbing... Cinder is one thing, but do you really want to see me fuck her?
Jaune: Well, yes, but that wasn't the plan. Right now we're just trying to stop her from trying to kill us.
Cinder: Me.
Cinder: *gives Ruby a harsh stare*
Cinder: And Ruby.
Weiss: Does she have to do that?
Jaune: Do all of your compliments have to be phrased as an insult?
At the moment, Weiss seemed as small as Jaune had ever seen her.
Jaune: *stands up and walks over to Weiss, kneeling down in front of her*
Jaune: *grabs her hands*
Jaune: I'm sorry for being so hurtful. Please, look me in the eyes.
Weiss: *looks at him with tear-sodden eyes*
Jaune: I - don't - hold it - against you. I'm sure I do some things you don't like as well.
Weiss: *tearful nod*
Jaune: *kisses Weiss' hand*
Jaune: We love you, and that is a part of you.
Ruby: *pulls Weiss close*
Ruby: *kisses the side of Weiss' head*
Ruby: You do kind of do that.
Weiss: *whines*
Ruby: But we still love you.
Weiss: *snuggles up to Ruby*
Emerald: This is sickeningly sweet.
Cinder: *grabs Emerald's hand*
Emerald: *let's out a noise that is difficult to describe, one that started with disgust and ended with longing*
Jaune: *turns towards them*
Jaune: *walks up and kneels before Emerald, grabbing her free hand*
Jaune: I know it's strange having people who care about you.
Emerald: Are you saying they care about me?
Jaune: I'm saying that me and Cinder do. And you've seen it, haven't you? She genuinely cares about you.
Emerald: *blushes and eyes flit about*
Jaune: *gently pushes her towards Cinder*
Emerald: *moves over*
Jaune: *takes the now empty seat and leans into Emerald, effectively causing her to snuggle between him and Cinder*
Emerald (whispering): It is frightening...
Yang: I hate to be a spoil sport, especially considering that's Uncle Qrow's job.
Weiss: *huffs*
Qrow: No, that's fair.
Yang: But we still kind of need a plan.
Cinder: The problem is I don't know if I even have a way to contact her.
Nora: How about a billboard?!
Cinder and Emerald: *stare with shock*
Jaune: That could work.
Yang: Put up a picture of Roman and "Have you seen this man.", and we set up the ambush at the contact location.
Weiss: I'm not sure what frightens me more, that I find this hilarious, or that I think it might actually work.
Qrow: We would have to spread out in the area to lock her in, and find someway to get Blondie close to her.
Yang: So, for the record, our plan is to literally throw Jaune at Neo?
Qrow: That would probably work the best.
Jaune: Why don't I actually just be inside the building?
Cinder: There's no guarantee she'll go in right away. She's probably observe you for a while before making her move.
Emerald: At which point... we wouldn't know where she would attack from... or when...
Qrow: To get a good throw, he probably shouldn't wear his armour.
Ruby: So, he would only have his sword to protect him.
Jaune: I'll go unarmed. She'll need some kind of proof I'm here to talk.
Emerald: She can't actually talk.
Jaune: I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. Maybe I should bring pen and paper...
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