Ah yes. Me. My ex and his big ass sword. And our other ex and his 600 pound 12 feet long lion
my hc is that IL sleeps in some fancy silk ceremonial embroidered nightgown. Blade wears warm pajamas. And JY is nakey because why not.
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( 4/5 Luocha sketch) “Luocha selling mountain of meat for Mimi meong”
Still waiting for their canon interaction other than the lightcone 🥲
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you ever just realise how damn Cool jing yuan is?
like... this man can canonically wield a sword And a glaive with experience.
he has a gigantic glowing gold lightning Entity in his arsenal, is a cat person, Looks Like That, is both laid back And cocky, but is always humble and lovely to the citizens of the luofu, to the point that they endearingly named him 'the dozing general'.
plus, even if its sad af, he managed to best the Sword Champion of the luofu (His Own Teacher!!!), while also having the (completely valid) AUDACITY to keep the vidyadhara preceptors on a leash for like upwards of 700 years...
also the fact that he tanked attacks from an emanator of destruction, a scion of permanence/vidyadhara high elder, and also his own divine lightning lord at the Same Time and went back to work less than a month later (read: bro needs a few centuries long holiday on the astral express, please and thankyou hoyoverse, make it happen)
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The way you play Genshin for Zhongli, who is an easily scammed old man because he doesn’t understand the weight of money despite being the literal god who created money, and then you play Star Rail for Jing Yuan-
Who turned out have the mixed personality of Zhongli and (voice of) Cyno, who refers to himself constantly as an old man, and you’re confused as to why that is, since he can’t possibly be older than thirty-five, until you learn he’s over three hundred years old.
Mihoyo really did it again.
They made me play their game because of their easily scammed old man himbo.
Evidently, I have a type.
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We are probably going to get more alternative 5-star versions of 4-star characters.
But what I want is alternative versions of 5-star characters, after they've resolved their main conflict. Now they are weaker but happier (or less unhappy. Or at least somewhat satisfied with this development. Or something). They will be absolutely useless so I want them to be 3 stars or below.
Kafka learns how to feel fear, and in her new version she just escapes after 1 turn, like a trotter.
Blade is now mortal, so he learns to value his life and care about himself, and he leaves after losing any HP.
JY finally retires, leaves his Lightning Lord on the Luofu and goes adventuring with his lion. He's too preoccupied with the lion, so he doesn't attack at all. It's very cute though, so he can be 4-star.
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Theory: Snowmoon The Lion isn't real.
Background
I've seen some speculations about how many pet lions Jing Yuan has. Currently, there are two theories:
There are two lions, called Mimi and Snowmoon.
There is one lion, originally named Mimi and later renamed to Wave-Treading Snow Lion. Snowmoon is a nickname for this lion.
(Jing Yuan's EN VA supports this theory.)
Now let me throw in a 3rd theory: There is only one lion, Mimi. Snowmoon isn't a real lion.
Evidence: Qingzu's Story
Qingzu is the Chief Counselor for the Divine Foresight office. If you talk to her, you can get a story about a pet lion named Snowmoon. One day, Jing Yuan gets shipped off to fight a 300-year war and Snowmoon waits every day at the front gates for him. When Jing Yuan finally returns, the old and withered Snowmoon tragically passes in his arms. Jing Yuan then erects stone lion statues to commemorate Snowmoon.
So I'm pretty sure Qingzu just made the story up cuz she fucken hates the trailblazer lol.
Following the story, you can ask Qingzu "Is this just a fable that you use to trick kids?", and she replies "At your age, you don't consider yourself a child?". I feel like this is confirmation that the story is fake. Alternatively, you can also ask which specific stone lion is Snowmoon, and Qingzu can't remember. You can also point out that it's strange that Snowmoon's stone lion statue doesn't stand out from the rest of the stone lions.
Also, this Snowmoon story is one of 4 possible stories. Briefly, the stories are: 1) Jing Yuan's master was a crosstalk comedian instead of a swordsman 2) Yanqing is secretly an old Vidyadhara man 3) the chief guard is actually multiple guards pretending to be one person. So like, these stories sound equally fake too
Conclusion: Qingzu was likely just fucking with the trailblazer and there was never a pet lion named Snowmoon.
Counter: Stone Lion Inscription
To my knowledge, there's only one other reference to Snowmoon. In the Seat of Divine Foresight, on the 2nd stone lion on the left of the entrance, there's a dusty inscription that reads "This is the resting place of Snowmoon, whose loyalty will never be forgotten."
The inscription suggests that there really was a lion named Snowmoon, but hear me out. From Qingzu's story, it sounds like the stone lions were commemorative statues commissioned by Jing Yuan. But it's weird that a commemorative statue of Jing Yuan's treasured lion isn't well-maintained (it's dusty). Furthermore, the stone lions aren't just decorative statues. If you interact with the other statues, you find out that they're some kind of sentient mechanical guardians created by the Artisanship Commission. They were likely installed as a security system for the Seat of Divine Foresight office. Also, each stone lion has its own unique name.
So: Snowmoon was a stone lion. It was likely deactivated/destroyed fighting some intruder. It might even be referring to the stone lion with the inscription.
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I have to wrestle w my cat to give her medicine every eight hrs rn and whenever I’m doing it I think abt Jing Yuan (probs Yanqing too) having to tussle w a whole lion to shove a pill pocket down her throat or give her a shot………
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Sampo's laying on Mimi. They're both on the floor, napping on this fine afternoon. He's hugging her middle, face completely taken over by her floof. The lioness herself, is on her side, snoozing away with her own paw as a pillow. A forgotten newspaper and pen is next to them. It seemed like the thief tried his hand at some crossword puzzle before the General returned home.
@maskednihilism | unprompted c:
"Mimi, Koski, I'm back--" Jing Yuan hollered as he returned with their takeout food for dinner.
He found it curious when he didn't hear anything back but it didn't take him long to discover why. Setting down the boxes of takeout, the general chuckled to himself as he took out his phone and snapped a picture of the two.
Ah, it was good to see that despite Mimi's seesawing attitude toward the thief sometimes, she did seem to be quite comfortable in Sampo's presence.
Jing Yuan would wait a little while longer and see if the smell of the food roused the two sleepyheads. If not, he'd put it in the fridge for now and perhaps join the two in the afternoon nap.
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"Who is a good lion? Yes you are, yes you are!" rubu rubu the fluffiest belly :3c
unprompted. | always accepting!
Mimi wiggled underneath happily as he rubbed its belly. It's little tongue stuck out from its mouth as it closed its eyes from the blissful feeling from the rubs. It was definitely Mimi! Mimi's the good lion! Only good lions deserved belly rubs like these!
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pspspsppss. 🫙
i have been convinced to go into the jar because of my wife but i shall be bringing my husband with me
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